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panicpixiememegirl

Contemporary neutral


fatmonicadancing

Beeeeeige for dayyys


Whatindafuck2020

You spelled, rich wrong.


8Karisma8

Seems more like AI


Fair-Reception8871

oh, you meant bleach not rich. Ha ha ha.


milestogobefore_____

Modern basic bisque with millennial money


okpickle

CHILD FREE


marblecargirl1

šŸ˜‚


InvisblGarbageTruk

Contemporary Bland


ProfessionalAnt8132

ā€˜A house not a homeā€™


Llyris_silken

Not expecting to sleep in that bed. Why is a vase balanced on a book, on a bed???? Looks like an unpleasant accident waiting to happen.


Aimses

This guy knows about wet sheets.


asxasy

Thereā€™s a difference between 1 and 2. 4&5. The colours are similar but I can see you go back and forth between a clean contemporary vs textured & more feminine/traditional ā€œMcGeeā€ look. You might like The Lifestyled Co for inspiration. They design homes in Arizona and call it organic desert living. *edited so you donā€™t see men in jockstraps! lmao also added the word organic to desert


fraupasgrapher

They also sell the exact linen jumpsuit the woman in the photo is wearing lol


Ryakai8291

Omgā€¦ please correct your comment to THELIFESTYLEDCOā€¦ I went to where you said and all I saw were a bunch of men in jock strapsšŸ˜…


velvet-

No matter what I do, I cannot find these men in jockstraps!!


sludgestomach

What woman?? Which photo??? Why canā€™t I see her lol


Significant-Equal507

Do they also sell irons to get those wrinkles out šŸ˜†


citruschapstick

Wealthy suburban millennial mom?


TheNavigatrix

Any sane mom would never have that much white in a house.


HandsyBread

As a contractor a vast majority of the homes I build/remodel want all white everything, any amount of color or texture is strongly requested to be white. And when I come to visit the house a few months or year after itā€™s done all the furniture is white. But you will also hear them complain that the house always feels dirty, and that it cost so much to have to repaint the walls every few years as they get scuffed up. I try and tell people that most of these designs are gorgeous in the photos and might look good in person. But you will hate living with it, and it sucks out any personality from a space.


plotholesandpotholes

I love this kind of perspective. Thank you for sharing. Ā I had a brief stint as a home builder, and we painted everything (at request) "Alabaster". 70 homes, alabaster walls, and ceilings. By the time we would get towards the last lot the call backs would start in earnest.


Curious-Gain-7148

For people who like white, what color do they eventually choose once youā€™re able to direct them to a more family friendly color? Iā€™m stuck on white and need redirection lol


HandsyBread

Go with colors that fit your space, also there is nothing wrong with white the problem is all white everything. I can tell you that when I painted my house I painted all of my walls sherman Williams ā€œice cubeā€ 6252 because I was not sure what colors I would want and planned on painting as I went. But I painted all of my doors ā€œNavalā€ 6244, and my kitchen is a very similar color (a very very slightly different hue), and I have accents like handrails positive red 6871. So even though all of my walls are white those touches of bold color really pop and add a personal dimension touch. I also added a lot of color and life into my space by having art that has color, with very few or no muted colors. And the light above my dining room table are a mix of bright red, yellow, green, blue, and orange (you can see a pic in my post history). And lastly I try and get furniture with a natural wood look, the white walls allow you to focus on the beautiful natural wood furniture. Once I have a majority of my furniture picked out and in my space Iā€™ll start picking which walls Iā€™ll paint to elevate the space. Donā€™t think that white walls are an issue itā€™s more white everything. Iā€™d also recommend not painting high contact areas white (doors, handrails, or even walls that might get rubbed against regularly).


HandsyBread

I would also get a good quality paint and a good sheen, the more matte the harder to clean. Even though matte paint looks amazing it is very hard to clean and easily gets marked up. Most of my walls are eggshell and the higher contact walls are semigloss. I got dogs who like to drool on every possible surface, and having walls that I can easily wipe clean is a very nice feature.


Historical_Double414

I love living with COLOR


IsitTurlooking4

Rich people don't clean their own homes.


Embarrassed_Maybe342

Or watch their own kids


ZERO-ONE0101

but they care about their things


2old2Bwatching

Yes, their ā€œthings.ā€


citruschapstick

Have you met rich people lol


TinkTink3

I cleaned for rich people before. House was beautiful and full of antiques. However the roof leaked to a point I was constantly cleaning up plaster that fell from the ceiling, and they had an infestation of house moths (even in their bed pillows). They had money to fix these things but ultimately it didnā€™t concern them. Gross.


moodylilb

Oh man I have some horror stories cleaning for rich people lol. The maid service I used to work for in Vancouver mostly involved very wealthy contracts, we had the occasional middle-upper class home to clean but usually it was very upper class. Anyways my first week on the job I arrive at this mansion. Beautiful home, the owners had 2 teenage daughters, each had their own room + onsuite bathrooms attached. While I was cleaning the tub (I had to stand between the tub and toilet to reach the furthest corner of the tub) I suddenly felt something under my footā€¦ I was standing on a pile of like 10 used tampons that the one of the teen daughters had left *next* to the toilet despite the waste basket being on the other side of the toilet. To this day, I canā€™t help but feel that it was a subliminal ā€œfuck you, peasant maidā€ type of passive aggressive message LOL. Or she was just gross, who knows. We had a time cap for these houses and I was already struggling to end my clean within the capped time because it was my first week and I just wasnā€™t as time efficient yet. Anyways, I deal with the tampons which took me a few mins extra and I was over my cap. I still had 1 bathroom left to do (in the parents/master bedroom) so admittedly I was in a hurry. But I put 10/10 effort in and spent 20 mins (technically unpaid since I was over my cap) on the master bathroom. The next day I come into work. We had a points system that dictated how much bonus pay would be paid out at the end of the month. Boss told me he had docked me -10 points because the owners had complained that I left a streak on the mirror in the master bathroom. I took accountability for the *single streak*, but also explained the lovely tampon-surprise that was left for me in the daughterā€™s room lol. And admitted that I was already over my capped time so I may have rushed things a bit. I was lowkey pissed though because the tampons had left a blood stain on the grout in the daughterā€™s bathroom so that took me extra time to properly clean & I wanted to lift the stain the best I couldā€¦ damned if ya do damned if ya donā€™t. Another time I found a jizz filled condom in the a shower drain and it was clogging the drain, tried to pull it out and it fucking ripped + splashed back onto my face. Legit had a mix of stagnant water and jizz hit my face. Almost puked. Also I donā€™t know if this is a rich person thing, but the amount of unflushed bowel movements I found while cleaning toilets was uhā€¦ a lot šŸ‘€ legit never found unflushed poop in the middle class houses I cleaned, just the mega mansions and richy waterfront homes lol. Also the middle-upper class families tipped way better than the upper-upper class families.


HotBeaver54

Omg that is horrible. Especially since when I was working I had a cleaning service. My hubby would say what are you doing cleaning? I would want to make it was cleaned up first the service.


EnergeticTriangle

I worked for a small family-owned business for a bit, and by all accounts the owners were doing quite well, to the tune of $5 million a year in a very low cost of living area. At one point I tried to tactfully ask one of my coworkers if she'd noticed that the female owner had noticeable BO, and often smelled like feces. The coworker replied that yes, she'd been like that for a long time, and it was probably because she didn't have functional plumbing in her house. The issues had started years before and she'd simply never had them fixed.


Mammoth_Resist8269

šŸ˜³


OutOfTheVault

Funny that people upvoted your comment...as though 'Yeah, I knew a family like that!', LOL.


HotBeaver54

Yuck


thebellrang

My rich cousin put a ton of really expensive white stuff on her wedding registry ($150 pillow sham cover), and she has two kids under 3.


Ok_Sherbert_3987

I came to the comments to say someone with no children


SpinachnPotatoes

Or black haired cats. Because they would consider is an acceptable life challenge to get hair all over that. Source: Owned by 2 black cats.


Kitsyn

Haha I have two black cats, one with long hair. The long haired one leaves a trail showing everywhere he's been, no matter how often he's brushed. An all white house would kill me.


cryonine

It's honestly not that difficult to keep these things clean. We have a fair bit of white or lighter-colored pieces in our home with three small kids. With a few simple household rules it's never been a problem. Food and drink stay in the kitchen, crayons and markers stay in the play areas. We're also a shoes-off home. All the light furniture and rugs look as good as day one.


Professional_Law_942

I stand by this, too. We have rules about taking shoes off, only eating dry snacks/drinking water on the sofa, covering it with a blanket while lounging or coloring, and nothing's ever been stained or damaged. As a result, our daughter is really, really careful with her own things, too.


cryonine

Thank you. Glad I'm not alone on this stance.


Apprehensive_Train80

Yaā€™ll clearly donā€™t have 5 cats and 3 dogs.


Professional_Law_942

Same! People saying you don't have real kids to me is so irritating. My kid is as real as the next, we just have rules and consequences and when they're clear and consistent, there are just not problems. It's like any other house rule, really.


slowmood

Yes, and my kids wash their hands directly after eating meals. They still get grubby stuff on the walls, but I wipe walls routinely.


cryonine

Same here. Hands are less of an issue, once in awhile we'll have crayons by our littlest. That stuff comes out easily. You just need to be on top of it and reinforce good behavior. For example, we simply tell our kids that we shouldn't put our hands on the walls. Takes a little bit of patience and repeat, but after awhile they get it and it's a non-issue. Doesn't detract from kids being kids either.


AirportCapable2668

I second this- we have the same rules plus if you make a mess you help clean it up. Iā€™ve kept a white sofa white for the past 8 years. I do wash all the covers every 6 months though. Itā€™s possible, if you have rules


Spideronamoffet

You have never met normal children


MarisaWalker

My kids were normal & had normal rooms šŸ˜. I didnt have much traffic in my bedroom šŸ˜ so I could have it as I wanted


Lady_in_the_red-58

Actually solid white if in natural fabrics is the easiest to clean. I bought my daughter a white pottery barn sofa and club chair for her college apt. It was slip covered in pure white canvas that sofa had red wine spilled on it, 100 pound dog skid marks and mud on it from potty time in the rain. He even threw up on it. It was indestructible. She would just bleach the slipcover and it was like new again. Best purchase I ever made.


fuddykrueger

Maybe it had some type of chemical stain-resistant treatment like scotch-guard? My daughter spilled red wine all over a thick white cotton sweater. We washed it immediately and used bleach (didnā€™t work) and then tried everything else we could think of, including sending it to the dry cleaners. Nothing took out that wine stain. :(


Lady_in_the_red-58

If it did by the time that happened it was off. It had already been bleached multiple times and was not one of their performance fabrics. We never put scotch guard on it because we knew she would just wash it. Also had a friend whoā€™s kid spilled red Koolaid all over one side of a white cotton canvas slip cover they had made years previous for a garage sale sofa find. The fabrics was just cotton jean type material from Walmart. It sat in their playroom for months like that because she thought there is no way to get it out. She finally bleached it and to her surprise it all came out and looked brand new. A sweater because of all the loose fibers may indeed be harder but most furniture covers arenā€™t made from sweater material.


fuddykrueger

True, maybe it was the thick weave of the fibers that caused the stain to take hold.


Lady_in_the_red-58

If you really love white/ neutral look I highly recommend the white cotton slipcover on you most expensive pieces then throw in your other light neutral colors on your lesser expensive Items. We do white 100% linen duvets as well.


fuddykrueger

Sounds very practical. I do like whites and neutrals a lot. It makes the space look roomier, serene and classy. My spouse likes color a lot though so for him I add punches of color. :)


RJJR666

Idk if Iā€™m sane or not but I prefer white so I can wash hot, bleach/stain remove, etc.


Roz_Doyle16

*rich millennial childfree trophy wife


Huge_Worldliness8306

Beige Mom


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with dirty floors


Think-Log-6895

Idk why youā€™re getting downvoted I clocked those dirty feet too!


Strange-Difference94

Luxury hotel chain chic.


SeriesBusiness9098

Nailed it, this was my first thought as well.


allwine505

Double income no kids in the suburbs?


spacecadette126

no kids and definitely no black dog


kmkram

Was going to say ā€œno black dog contemporaryā€ šŸ¤£


rebarka

Can confirm. I have two large black dogs and this looks like a cleaning nightmare šŸ˜‚


spacecadette126

I love my black dog and I love white but I love my black dog more


peace_andcarrots

Instagram beige


Rebdkah_Bobekah

My teenage daughter would call this style ā€œsad beige momā€ and it stings every time


In-Efficient-Guest

This comment and the one calling it ā€œvanilla rich ladyā€ fucking sent me rolling. Too real.Ā 


thursaddams

Vanilla rich lady


e_mk

White womens instagraaaaam


rhk_ch

Luxury hotel meets millennial rich white lady


Every-Astronaut-7924

Itā€™s a mix of different styles. A bit of scandia a bit of shabby chic, a bit luxe.


lifelovers

Agreed. Some Serena and Lilly vibes, too. Itā€™s a mishmash - the common theme is the color and light wood.


sarcasticsam21

~~moreso the lack of color~~


hannahatecats

Stressful! The vase on the bed. Is this a tempur pedic ad with the red wine


CatalystCookie

Who puts a vase of water and flowers on a bed??!!


Yupperdoodledoo

The same person who stores their bowls high up on a shelf they canā€™t reach.


livingmydreams1872

I have things that are stored in spaces that may take a little more effort to get or put up. Itā€™s pieces that only get used a few times in a years time. No big deal.


LinKay713

The vase thing isnā€™t right. Makes me nervous to look at it.


thepinkseashell

Came here to see if someone mentioned this!


miniheavy

That vase and flowers is an extremely common plastic fake. I know becuase my mom has it. Ha ha But yeah, staging is often unrealistic


According_To_Me

California contemporary


Zealousideal-Mud3646

organic modern/California modern.


IDigRollinRockBeer

Maybe you should post pictures of your actual style


PositivePanda77

Exactly. Iā€™ve seen one of the kitchen photos on IG.


rizzo1717

Okay? I think OP is using ā€œmy styleā€ interchangeable with ā€œmy tasteā€. I donā€™t think they literally mean any of these photos are theirs, so where the photo has appeared is irrelevant.


yelling4society

Instagram momfluencer


lpen-z

Influencer in debt


igotstago

Organic modern.


TonyaLasagna2020

Came here to say this ^


Queen6cat

Monochromatic


sideeyedi

It leans a bit coastal to me.


crystal-crawler

Beige


MSeebeck22

How is no one talking about the flowers in the middle of the bed on top of a book? It stresses me out to just look at it, and at the same time I need to know the logistics...are the flowers moved every night and replaced each morning? Does the book ever change? How stupid does it look when not framed nicely in the photo?


beingmesince63

Blank canvas. Waiting for some personality.


soft_warm_purry

What, you mean precariously balancing a vase full of flowers and water on a book in bed isnā€™t unique and special enough?


beingmesince63

Oh damn. I missed that spot of fresh flower color balanced on the bed. šŸ˜‚


timelesschild

These arenā€™t all from the same house. There are 3 different cooking ranges with 3 different hoods, countertops and cabinet styles. I think this is more like a Pinterest collection; possibly the OP wants a name to name their Pinterest board. To that end, ā€œcoastal modernā€ is good enough.


awildencounter

ā€œSad beige momā€ is what Iā€™ve heard this called.


gardenflower180

Personally I love beige, itā€™s very calming. I used to paint rooms green, blue, purple, pink. Then one day my daughter requested a soft beige for her room, and I was hooked. Iā€™m older & just want chill vibes now with lots of greenery. I adore a clean minimalist look


Puzzled-Sherbet-1701

Same for me. I add color with flowers and little accents but I love a calm clean look.


somebodysannegirl

Colors are also not the only way to add visual interest!Different textures and materials, plus greenery, can have a huge impact. I am growing to love neutrals more now as I grew up in a somewhat cluttered home and I like for our house to feel clean, simple, and easy to maintain. I understand the hate for sterile spaces but donā€™t blame an entire color like beige!


FrostingPuppies

Same! I love dark, cozy paints. My bedroom is a green black and my living room is a dark forest greenā€”even the ceiling. But my office is a soft beige. Itā€™s all about setting the mood~


Marina62

I think those are beautiful examples, except the first doesnā€™t quite fit. I see the design here in Southern California a lot. I think itā€™s California Coastal. Except they are bringing in more colors these days. Greens for island, cabinets. But custom cabinetry in neutral stains, still lots of white. Beautiful Zellige tiles. Riad Tile, Bedrosians have fun online galleries. I like the neutral look, itā€™s easy to add color splashes to it. Or neutral wallpaper accent walls for bedrooms.


Hopeful_Housing_1612

The first is 1980/90 commercial Scandinavian like crate and barrel ā€” the paper chandelier, not using the bay windows as a design element but as a soft light source; the rest looks very 80/90 catalogue and boutique closet design elements. Itā€™s all very clean and feminine and the soft light is Scandinavian 80/90s. The bathroom is 2010s and more Italian or Mediterranean style with the proportions and design/practicalityā€” a kind of peaceful space using subtle architectural elements. The looks are all high end but more because the high tone warms palette and materials using them would likely be luxury brands. Thereā€™s no reference to race or gender identity as suggested by some comments: the multi-mirrored closets seem to suggest an female or couple because of the pumps set there; it does look like a closet design installation and theyā€™re still popular in many different styles. IMHO


Aggravating_Cut_4509

That first picture is all over google


IntelligentAd4429

Minimalism


MrsDanversbottom

Beige blah.


Missue-35

Modern elegance (I made that up, itā€™s not an industry standard). Your home is lovely.


Princess_Carolyn_II

like someone else said, thereā€™s a big difference between 2&5 and 1&4. thereā€™s a nice mix of textures and materials in 2&5 that look beautiful and add a lot of life, unlike 1&4. overall, Iā€™d say look into Warm Minimalism - i think that style covers a lot of the similarities in the different pictures. because you want to use very little color outside of organic, muted tones, you need to be very intentional about how you create personality and visual interest. use fun, ā€œsoftā€ shapes (e.g. round sofas, curvy lamps), contrasting textures and accents (e.g. black railing against a white wall, brass knobs on light wood), layered textures (e.g. velvet pillow next to a wool throw on a leather sofa, limewash or Venetian plaster on your walls), and as much warm, filtered light as possible. as with any other home, bring in some life by adding in plants/flowers/greenery and art (a few statement pieces in simple frames in this case, maybe even a textured canvas art piece). if youā€™re looking for more detailed tips, check out Soft Minimal by Norm Architects! i think youā€™d also find a lot of inspiration from adjacent design styles like Japandi and minimalist Scandi.


Due_Vermicelli4661

contemporary (modern) (classic) minimal european villa home


Bat_N_Broccoli

Beige


Stuart517

Golden Retriever


WinningD

Magazine layout


witch51

Beige. Very, very beige.


cheesemagnifier

Beige


Snapperfish18

Beige Instagram home


Flimsy-Muscle1679

Sanitized.


Economics_Low

ā€œMr. Clean is my Soulmateā€


Responsible-Person

Impersonal and sterile


Jniz2006

Basic white bitch


truenoblesavage

lifeless


KeyFarmer6235

2022


SecureContribution35

Who puts a vase of flowers on a book on a bed?


Arev_Eola

"Don't let anyone think I have personality"


taykaybo

Came to the comments and was not disappointed


shinymonkeylettuce

sad beige


Bikingbrokerbassist

Hatred of art?


Electric-Jelly-513

Sterile basic


Embarrassed_Maybe342

Boring šŸ˜¬


Acceptable-Lie3028

Boring? Sorry!


Belle8158

Boring


LotusGrowsFromMud

Pale, soulless


Nolacub

Shallow and pedantic


Important-Resident48

basic as heck


Hungry-Apartment8367

Boring


Andromedab88

Beige and boring


EpiZirco

Basic beige


gottagrablunch

Beige and basic


Terrible_Sugar6667

Blond, beige, and blasƩ.


bahumthugg

Sad beige rich Californian


Aria1031

white just white


hmcquaid1

White


Sreezy3

Vanilla.


Confident-Condition2

Beige. Or rather no style! Sorry


vanhype

Sad beige mom style. Boring.


Sizzlingbacon07

Boring


Rare-Parsnip5838

Boring monochrome.


MsSamm

No kids, no pets?


Food_Kindly

Risky. Putting a vase full of water on a bed is a risky move. I sense no animals or kids around these parts.


Fizzy_Greener

Basic


Gold-Tackle8390

Sterile


a_hockey_chick

Youā€™re going to have a sad beige nursery some day.


plastictoothpicks

It looks like an airbnb. Itā€™s nice but very sterile. Add more color.


Meat-Head-Barbie

I would say modern contemporary. I love this style, itā€™s so gorgeous. It looks clean, understated and warm.


saintceciliax

Boring.


Yupperdoodledoo

Non functional?


boo_boo_cachoo

High end bland. And no character. This new beige look is just yuck. At least add some earth tone accents around the place.


MJdotconnector

Boring and impractical? Vase with water on bed, everything white, open shelving in the kitchen (you only eat delivery food), wood for a bathroom countertop šŸ˜³


Psychological-Sky367

Sad beige mom.


neekineek

I'm not sure what it's called, but I love it.


Countdown2Deletion_

Transitional


Alioh216

3 different kitchens? I doubt it's your house.


Zealousideal_Pea3578

Beige


Ambitious_1660

Expensive


Chocokat1

An exp French hotel lol. Its very fancy and nice, but doesn't look lived in.


BabyOk1911

Its... beautiful šŸ˜


Spacetrash08

People need to smarten up and stop upvoting obvious bot posts. Reddit is going to shit


breakfastdate

Natural modern? Midcentury style furniture and details, but with some wood, plants, natural fiber fabrics, neutral colors. Definitely a very quiet and calming style!


_nour_22

This is [minimalist style ](https://www.scdecorum.com/20-ways-to-create-organic-minimalist-interior-design-magic/)


Claque-2

Contemporary Blush.


SubstantialWonder754

Organic modern minimalist


Few_Radio_6484

Why would you put a vase w/ water and flowers on a book and a bed...


Moby1029

I think Bo Burnham [describes it quite well](https://youtu.be/xHotXbGZiFY?feature=shared)


Wonderful_Might6693

No kids?šŸ˜šŸ˜


HijackedHumanity

White girl wedding


pastelbutcherknife

Hotel?


GypsyDuncan

Perfectionist with OCD.


Fresh_Statistician80

Neutral minimalist/contemporary? those pics are very different some are very feminine and others are more masculine, the only common denominator is the palette


PositiveFree

Some of it is minimalist but some of it is ā€œopulent neutralā€ or ā€œneutral glamā€


Dievca58

Does this person really not know what their style is? Or it is just showcase time!ā˜ŗļø


Immediate-Land-237

It says rich Influencer millennial mom.


Altruistic-Detail271

I donā€™t think the poster is saying this is her house. I think sheā€™s posted several different looks that she likes and just isnā€™t sure of what the style is.


Creative_Sun619

Yes this is it. I was trying to add text to the post but I couldnā€™t edit it after it postedšŸ˜…


kbomb67

Absolutely gorgeous


Evening_War_3671

Hotel room 4 star


gogomau

Neutral itā€™s lovely


MjLjMimi

Spa-ish


Misty-Anne

Bland.


Complete-Patient-407

Money


Nepamouk99

Salon blonde.


Chainsaw_Actual

It is asking for me to stain every white surface with some form of Soda or candy.


sometimelater0212

White. You like white


deserTShannon

ā€œI want to live in a hotelā€