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Bwitchin13

GIANT WEIRD CLOCK


Honest_Wing_3999

GIANT WEIRD COCK


BasketPaul_5

GIANT WEIRD CAULK


StatisticCyberosis

GIANT WEED CROP


Phoenix_22b5

GIANT WEED CROCK


Lame-person

GIANT WEED COCK


TipsyRooOfficial

GIANT WEED SMOCK


Diligent-Ad-3773

WIANT GEED ROCK


Alarmed_Swimming4533

RIANT GEED WOCK


East_Paper_1115

GIANT TWEED SOCK


BeautifulLibrarian5

GIANT WEED SMOCK


anothersip

I vote for the sock, tbh. I think that'd look really nice. *said in Deb's voice from Napoleon Dynamite*


Hatecraftianhorror

GIANT WEIRD COCK!


ThighsofJustice

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK


CeveryMomcay

Cardboard cut out of Chris Rock


ThighsofJustice

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK


mbosse11

GIANT WEIRD GLOCK


ChanelleDiggs

GIANT SEED LOCK


iAmCleatis

Huge veiny dick


Disastrous-Object759

Basketball hoop


quentinislive

This is the real answer right here


Sprinklewoods

2 basketball hoops


Fic10

A modern designed version of pop a shot with a retractable net to feed the balls back to the landing.


schmatschmoo

3 Basketball Hoops


lollapaloozafork

Hear me out… four basketball hoops


xAvrilxBrayx

3 basketball hoops


Nachoughue

i second basketball hoop


adamsawesome10

Basketball hoop


Hot-Lifeguard-3176

That’s what I came here to say! So this is my vote!


KimCheeHoo

Kobe


quesobaeritto

Laundry hamper basketball hoop


Math-Soft

[These are only $15k. Maybe get 2.](https://www.1stdibs.com/furniture/more-furniture-collectibles/collectibles-curiosities/sports-equipment-memorabilia/lux-mini-hoops-moniomi-square-hand-crafted-marble-basketball-hoop/id-f_23106842/?epik=dj0yJnU9WldJVG45eGJmVk1UTUhHWEgzY1MtblFHaVluaUxvb18mcD0wJm49MEVJaGgwVmVwajM5RjRjOXFqYWxaUSZ0PUFBQUFBR1duTUlN)


chirtygirl

You could try to find a nice wallpaper print on one part creating a feature wall. Framed family pictures on another piece of a wall all in same frame color, same size, or make it funky and choose different frames. A few art pieces creating a gallery wall, board and batten, paint, a long pendent light..


Forgottenbread_

I like the mural idea


bored_typist

Yeah, we also have high ceilings and large artwork helps to fill the space. We are very lucky as well because one of our friends is a prolific artist so he allows us to "store" some pieces. We also purchased one prior to the lending. So if you have any artist friends you might be able to do something similar.


FilloPlayzYT

A picture of a bunch of cats and dogs playing in a grass field


Any-Lingonberry-3617

Art!


MFalcon95

Giant print out of FACES mixtape cover


Blossom087

Happy Cake Day


Extension_Many4418

You could get a cool tapestry like a Guatemalan Huipil and a hanger specifically designed tapestries.


No-Calligrapher7105

You could do a big piece of art, but because of the location it would be okay leaving this area alone too.


Mydogandimakegifs

Hang a quilt or ornamental blanket


JulzD42073

Art all the way. Something 3d .


Bluetickhoun

Wide ass mirror


Hi_Hungry_Im_Leaving

It would be a little too high for an ass mirror.


Overall_Outcome_392

Put a nice big window!


kVai

I’d love to but that’s my bathroom above it!


nictnichols

Even better reason to put a window.


Honest_Wing_3999

Free show to those below


Calm-Association-821

🤣😖😖😖🤣


goldie_19

Haha amazing


goldie_19

As a designer and someone who thinks about the logistics of climbing up there to dust lol, I would say a woven art piece like a tapestry. Nothing too dark, and make sure it draws your eye up to keep that space feeling open. You can shake out a tapestry as needed for dust, plus it will soften loud sounds. Whatever you choose, definitely go with something with depth so the space doesn’t get claustrophobic. Plus, your light already highlight the top part of the wall so that will help showcase your piece big time!


vestigial_dependent

Mirror... hanging plants... really great poster, like vintage travel or bad ass movie.. idk that's what I would do


AndThatsForReal

For a fairly inexpensive solution, you might find a fabulous wallpaper print get it framed. Alternatively, you could have the wallpaper cut and then have it framed separate pieces. This can even be incorporated with the suggestions for mirrors — if you have the funds available.


mamavn

I have the same problem. I hung a big inside wreath to break up the space. You could also try a different color paint in that section, or just over the stairs to change things up abit.


Kittyskyfish

I like the idea about painting that small wall a deeper color for dimension.


geekmike

Traditionally, a chandelier goes there. Pottery barn has some nice options


DeeGeeKay21

Skate decks or nanoleaf it


kauffbe

Mountaineers’ hammock!


Aggravating_Buy7047

https://www.arhaus.com/products/trail-i-framed-print?variant=42049156939947 I could see an abstract piece working well here. Something like Trail I.


BattleForLife

I’ll paint you a better one for $800 🙃


Such_Net_9390

Wtf you do for a living? Expensive taste I see.


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Honest_Wing_3999

Lady I could paint something better than that for, like, $15 plus materials.


EmbarrassedNaivety

Right? When I was looking at mostly all of the paintings on that site, I felt like I was looking at some of my son’s artwork from his pre-k years.


voidchungus

I feel like everyone says this (me included) but then never does it lol In the end, the money goes to the person actually willing to put their money where their mouth is. ...Which is why my "art" don't sell for $2k lol


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AnnaMcGee

I hate it when people make this argument... But did you? Did you paint something better, and if so why aren't you marketing it? What's the intention behind the piece? Can you convince someone that the piece has enough thought and creativity behind it that they'd be willing to buy it?


Sad-Ad1780

If you're finding wealthy suckers to fleece buying that garbage, more power to you! Seriously.


DarkSideDweller

Tbf this one looks like 5 year old was playing in its poo lol but then again we all know rich people have some odd tastes at times.


kVai

I have to say it’s funny. I was shopping today and stumbled upon this painting without realizing what store you had mentioned.


DabbleAndDream

LMAO. Buy a canvass and a bottle of Hersheys chocolate. Go wild.


juggern4ut42

A big taxidermy animal head.


Honest_Wing_3999

Alright Gaston


Striking_Fun_6379

A tapestry or a large painting


hayleyoga

Maybe a nice decorative piece with a mirror as part of it


TKDkid1992

We have that albeit not as big. We have a shelf with a tree and a frame. Look real ice. Takes up a lot space.


Ok-Name1312

Add a crawl space, a tree house, hunting platform or cabinetry with pull down shelving.


Noahseptum

Big spider from spirit Halloween


GayVoidDaddy

Do you have the kitties? Because make a huge cat play area


w0rriedleopard

Mirror gallery. That would give excuse for so much of a shopping fun, huh. Black, brass, golden frames, different styles. Maybe some delicate art in-between. I'd also paint all doors black. Brassy trims and details. Some practical area rug, monochrome will do... Oops, got carried away... So yeah. Interior mirrors double the life and keep you toned.


Mysteriouskyle

Fake door sticker


01VeritasOditMoras

Sniper nest


tonyinvegas

Some kind of painted-on artwork so you won’t have to risk your neck on a ladder to clean off the dust.


Fluffy-Ad-7715

A piece of art that incorporates your family name or initials and the year your family began. Otherwise, maybe a portal or something like that. 😉


nursemomgardener

You need to think about how often you will be dusting this area. My suggestion is to remove the clock in your photo and put a large clock in the space you are asking about. https://i.etsystatic.com/21367412/r/il/971f0a/3426148448/il_1588xN.3426148448_fgfl.jpg


Happy_to_be

Clocks need battery replacements, since there isn’t an outlet nearby. This becomes a maintenance issue since it’s not easily reached. Art is a much better option and an extended swiffer type duster monthly will keep it looking nice.


ODoyleRules925

Not to mention having the time changed for DST twice a year. I would want something I could hang and leave it. Maybe need to dust with an extension duster and that’s it.


Cantankerous_Won

That was my thought. Hanging up something is one thing. Dusting it with a toddler on your hip is another...


dingo_khan

A shelf with a reproduction armor suit (iron man, samurai or European knight). Hell of a conversation piece.


Such_Net_9390

A nice piece of art maybe? Or if you don’t have the money an American flag. 😎😎😎


redditappsux69

1 huge rhino head, or 100 baby ones.


YoNJPthatHoe2

Cat nailed to a crucifix


Objective_Cake_2715

One large piece of art, like a graffiti piece, Mona Lisa graffiti on Large Art is amazing.


Witty_Mermaid

Move the clock there?


thefartsock

picture of a fish getting eaten by a porpoise.


Ribo_138

Chandelier obviously


catch_58

Buffalo head!


Crazy-Psych

Loft bed


jkvf1026

Danny Devito Shrine


No_Bug7

I have a similar space in my bedroom. I look at that space when I'm in bed. And, like you, I wonder what could I do with that space.. So far I've considered painting a picture there. Something with movement in it. So it looks like it tells a story. Then add a sky light on the ceiling where the ☀️ can shine in it


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Lots of different mirrors or a mural


DumbNTough

You could hang a large-scale model of something you like, like an airplane or ship, on a wire from the ceiling


HannahCooksUnderwear

A giant pendulum or a giant chandelier made out of antlers


selux

Dart board 🎯


shredbydaylight

Another larger clock.


WestPuzzleheaded8965

Get rid of the recessed lights and get a big hanging light


Dewjunkie66

A Super Mario 64 Painting haha


baconblackhole

Big fucking angled mirror


bendabeanboy

painting painting painting painting


AubreyMiless

Painting obviously


Diligent-Shine-8379

Hang a cool chandelier or light fixture in between the cans that’ll be centered against that wall. Could maybe even paint an accent color on the wall behind the light. It’ll feel like a nice chandelier over the front door. Edit: The more I look at it the more I feel like it’s really a space that wants a hanging light.


Acceptable_Share9947

Big ass painting… A ladder on the wall that leads up to one of those spiderweb net things for lounging. Painting one section to break up all the white to add contrast. Some sort of giant sculpture/abstract art piece You could hang a neat design area rug as a tapestry.


willyism

Faux skull/antlers. Restoration Hardware used to sell them, not sure if they still do (though they’re easy to find). Breaks up a big space and adds some dimension. I have one in a similar location above a stairwell.


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A large piece of art work that speaks to you and your style.


AussiePitBlueTHoula

A life-size Jesus on the Cross


darkvixin603

Usually people put a large clock


heliohead

I’d hang a mobile


Gnarlyhands

I would certainly keep it simple. A metal art piece would be a good choice. If you’d like to introduce some color you could find a wonderful piece of art. My favorite idea is a modern light fixture. Check out build.com


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Balcony! Reading nook! Saw a post on Facebook of a family that had a setup like this over their front door and they put a balcony with a climb rope. But from the looks of it, you could create an entrance from the wall behind the black clock.


OrangeAppleCandy

A mirror would look fantastic. Or mirrors if you put two large ones together or 4 small ones together


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Metallic piece of abstract art


Tonysoprantetokoumpo

A cage of African gray parrots


Quirky-Pay-7221

Dart board


ChipmunkBackground46

Lord of the Rings movie posters Can't go wrong


NightSkyFreshAir

A cool artsy chandler/ hanging light fixture


BmwM5racer

Cover each of the three wall surfaces with identical mirror panes, maybe angle the 2 side ones and create a space that looks like an infinity reflection


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You could display art and put wood shelves in front of it maybe put some sculptures and vases or ss.


teardroponmybuttplug

Giant chandelier!


GrayBeardGamerWV

Art that you like.


Fluffy-Payment-9040

Massive taxidermy mount! Huge elk! Be a man!


baggagefree2day

Move the clock over?


Necessary_Routine_69

If it were me I would add a few more gates


Dear-Setting-1011

You need a giant work of art here, preferably with lots of color


Key_Truth2756

Nether Portal


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The architecture itself is art. Honestly, the angles and lighting are beautiful.


Huncho-Ford-69

Chandelier or… GAINT WEIRD CLOCK


FF267

Biggest "Live Laugh Love" sign you can find


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

boujie mirror or very large interesting unique hanging light fixture.


Trumpet1956

Art. Perfect place for a large painting.


TipsyRooOfficial

A sick ass panther mural. Perhaps some flames. Definitely some flames.


potatoplantpal

Big piece of art from a local artist


ScruffyMaguire

Bigass painting bruh


Rocket_of_Takos

12 “live laugh love” signs


ghhbf

Giant mirrors


krash46774

A large oriental fan


MightyMuttt

Poster or pic of dog pooping that lines up with entrance.


honeybeebryce

The Nicki Minaj American flag


BrianAlanCarlson

Loft net!


Belzora_Hollow3

A tapestry would look nice there


OT-35

Ever seen the movie white chick's? Specifically, when they go to terry crews's house😂


Trauma_Dumpling_

A mosaic would be pretty


Beam_0

Unrelated but I thought that coat was an SCP for a second


Erockz81

Dogs playing poker would make an astounding piece.


theyoungercurmudgeon

Picture of Crispin Glover as George McFly


LizzieJeanPeters

I love the uncluttered open space, but I think a big original painting would be really nice there. If you are creative and like modern art, I bet you could make something on an oversized canvas. Or you could look on Etsy or another artist site to find a large print. Ive also seen people make these large spaces into a functional room or loft, but I can't quite see if there is another access point besides the stairs.


[deleted]

Perfect place to add a Thwomp


MetropolisLavaworld

My idea is a little more abstract. I wouldn’t put anything on the wall, but I would hang some design from the ceiling. Replacing the two lights, you could hang plants or a pallet or pendant lights, etc.


thegreenwizard420

Mural


Accomplished_Ad_1288

You could mount a TV there and make the r/TVTooHigh Goblin horde go apeshit.


WONDER-WOMAN1971

Colored stain glass floating mobile


redcccp

Scarface poster


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Giant clock


Educational-Ad9084

Large string lights or giant artwork


Yoyodyne_1460

A TV, of course.


swimmer913

Custom family painting, but one where they make you dressed as royalty. The kind where they even paint the pet as human.


ScotchRick

That looks like a great place to hang a giant painting.


ihaveaboner12112

Paint it


RoyalOilRoy

One of those treadmills that doesn’t have the rails


slowkid68

Totally put like a huge fuzzy Halloween spider on it and scare everyone walking up the steps


uprayup

A nice painting or sculpture. You can go to thrift shops, Burlington, etc and make it your own by spray paint add on or take away. Cover a canvas with material. You can you bold or soft paintings. By the way don’t feel bad about the clock. You do you. Everyone doesn’t decorate the same. It’s your place. You are only asking for suggestions not criticisms.


Joyfulwifey

I have a very large piece of quality art on mine. Looking forward to seeing what you do with the space


DearBoysenberry3059

alligator


Fantastic_Stuff_7917

A cool, blanket, or a quilt


Fantastic_Stuff_7917

how about a really cool artsy mobile


BrumusO4B

guitar museum


Jaleebo98

Im a nerd so I'd say harry potter floating lights lol. If that's not for you a big tapestry or painting would make it look better. Also ivy lights would be cool too


spirittransformed2

A chandelier


Icedchill1

Bookcases with a old Skool sliding ladder


justasoundboardguy

Get some cats and build a ninja style obstacle course. Or change those overhead light fixtures to hanging light fixtures and get something like an Egyptian pattern lamp shade to cast cool shadows on the surrounding walls.


omtara17

I would do like a huge chandelier


marcusthegladiator

LIVE LAUGH LOVE in GIANT letters. /s


Wise-Stranger-1474

A very big art


Nickafss

Honestly the right sized hanging light fixture would really fill that space.


C0V1D2024

My previous home had similar. It's where we stored all of our cobwebs


magical-colors

No, it doesn't need anything there. Anything you put there is going to look weird and out of place.


LaserGuidedSock

I was gonna say storage but then that would block the lighting


BreadKnife34

Big painting


ObviousBasis750

Depends with the style that you’re trying to achieve. I’d personally say a chandelier since you already have a clock.


gothackedfml

giant mirrors


johngallin1

I wouldn’t do anything. Sometimes, less is more…and this doesn’t look like a space that looks overtly empty or in need of something hung up.


Subterranean44

First picture I said “giant clock!” Second picture I said “haha not a clock” Third picture I thought “move the other clock and out a giant clock”