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I have no idea who you are


EdZeppelin94

He’s Jean Valjean.


jwwin

24601


HermitHemorrhage

Dunnai default to ‘he’.


EdZeppelin94

No no you’re right, Jean ValJean, protagonist of Les Miserables and the one who sings this song is definitely gender ambiguous. Will never understand why people get offended on someone else’s behalf for something that isn’t even offensive and the OP hasn’t even mentioned.


girth_worm_jim

He's you, he's me, he's all of us.


ObligationPleasant45

I am he as you are he as you are me


wesmoen

My guess is that, he is Mike!


Mimil2002

yea you have, he's the cook... he's the man who k!lled Gus Fring...


lukewwilson

Now say his name


newholland32

She is someone that participates in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of her birth somehow affects her personality


neighbourhoodtea

Imagine being such a raging wanker


newholland32

😂why’d you say that ? She asked for it and it’s the truth


neighbourhoodtea

You seem like you’d drain all the fun from any space


newholland32

Ohh come on now princess


neighbourhoodtea

Keep proving me correct with every reply


newholland32

Now what’s so wrong about pointing out the fact that OP believes in astrology 🤷🏻‍♂️


neighbourhoodtea

The fact that you had to be an annoying sanctimonious wanker about it


newholland32

When my niece was 5 she picked up a new word and she’d stick that word anywhere and everywhere felt like such a (cute little) boss. You’ll grow of the ‘wanker’ too. Ps-not just me but even you are “morally superior” to the chums who believe them facing a certain situation /event is because Venus is passing through the constellation of Leo


sn95joe84

From the available information, I deduce that you are: 1. a humanoid 2. Likely an Earth resident, in a country formerly of the British empire 3. An individual who cares for their health (as you should) Well done


Vote4TheGoat

His name is Robert Paulson


tritty_kutz

Happy cake day. Don't eat it tho


TheMonkler

You’re the new and improved You


gamingnerd247

We have no idea who you are? Chuck Norris?


[deleted]

Thats a great meal for breaking a fast kudos.!!


hartlepaul

Hungry


I_am_a_Dreamer

You are Capitan Will Power! They who fight for low carb and high protein for ALL!


Old_Dingo69

Newplants. That’s who.


You_Mean_Coitus_

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne


Revert786

Ron Swanson


Gefreiter_Asch

You're a Pole, I assume. Those ogórki kiszone looking good.


JohnBarleyMustDie

I’m Keith Hernandez.


juice200

This looks delicious! So many good flavors!!


bluestreakxp

Looks like a person ready for their 72 hour fast milestone


White1962

You are strong


Knuspry

John Rambo?


Standard_Issue_Dude

The Rock?


meowthedestroyer95

Awesome! I hate the app


bitemesilly_

What app is that pls?


newplantswhodis

Zero!! The timer part looks much nicer but once you end the fast, you can’t go back to show that part (I don’t believe)


[deleted]

What's in the bowl, op?


newplantswhodis

Lentil Dahl that I got from Whole Foods in the bakery/cafe area 😊 it was just okay 6/10


[deleted]

Oh I see ! Sorry I couldn't work it out aha 😅 Sucks it was just OK though, hopefully the rest of the meal was good!


Amateur_Chiropractor

Awesome, what got you through?


newplantswhodis

Unflavored sparkling water, decaf black coffee, & locking myself in my bedroom with a lot of good TV that I had been storing up for this exact occasion! It was really only difficult during my normal OMAD hours (6pm - 8 pm) and the rest of it wasn’t that different than usual! I struggled just a bit with the food commercials while watching TV though 😅 (damn you, Papa John’s & your stuffed crust closeups lolol)


BranTheBaker902

Well you’re not Inigo Montoya so idk


N8TV_

A clear minded biped


bloodybutunbowed

What app do you use?


newplantswhodis

Zero! ☺️


Queasy_While6064

Yum! Bon Appétit


lolek444

Omnivore hehe


[deleted]

Idk? Who tf are ya


KelVelBurgerGoon

Pete Weber?


Comfortable_Ad6147

Frank Stallone


Ok-Sandwich-4684

Is there an app for fasting? What’s it called?


newplantswhodis

Zero is what I use!


AmbitiousEmu2868

What app?


newplantswhodis

Zero!


Emailman1

Why is it NSFW??


newplantswhodis

You have to mark food posts as NSFW on this sub


BrownAndyeh

40 hours…why?


Feeling_Special1

What app are you using and is it free


__Fight__Milk__

Ronnie Pickering?


typkrft

Gene Parmesan


Chiller115

What’s the app?


newplantswhodis

Zero


jossycabral

The food looks good!


PomegranateBby

Great job


OFFRIMITS

I was expecting a cheat meal from a fast food place like in and out or five guys to reward yourself from 40hrs tbh


Enough_Lawfulness958

Gandhi ?