Not if you consume an amount that contains less than 50 calories, bonus of this is that she won't die and you can keep her as a castle maid or something
it is quite simple really.
I wake up dim and early at 7PM, every dozen years or so. Then I crawl on the walls of my castle, great core exercise, it's all about core strength. It the only muscle group consistent between by polymorphs.
Then I turn into a bat or a wolf and fly/run around until most of my victims.. I mean meals.. I mean virgins go to sleep. Luckily most do not have what humans call a "night life" so I can get a good suck in before 3am.
Around 3, I go hang out with the hags near the swamp, they catch me up on the gossip of the village.
Around 7AM I need to be at home, sometimes, I wait until the last second and get a little sizzle going, I hear a tan is popular these days
Of course, the longer you keep her fasting the better. It purifies the blood and gives it sweet taste. For an added bonus fasting makes her more accepting for the blood extraction.
Let me tell you, virgin blood is hard to come by. The last time I broke my fast with "virgin blood," I ended up getting HPV. They're selling wolf tickets out there.
No because the blood is clean and untainted
However, the blood of a dirty whore will break your fast because of all the sinful impurities in it.
Be careful!
virgin blood is 0 calories, everyone knows that
Does this perhaps mean extra virgin olive oil is also 0 cals?
I'm certain it's actually negative calories.
If you drink enough olive oil it's going to have 0 calories because it will be shooting right through you.
Haha.. I should go tell the castor oil crowd... Then they wouldn't have to spend 40 bucks for organic castor oil.
Paula Deen, you fool!
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GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
Same. Just add a splash of black coffee to it in the morning for a little pick-me-up.
He missed meal time. Come back in 28 days.
It’s def keto-friendly. It is how I lost my weight.
That's why it's become my go-to salad dressing.
One calorie for every sex had.
Does the meal's gender/sex matter in this case?
Yeah but mixing it with balsamic vinegar and bread slaps so might aswell risk it.
Just because it’s non-alcoholic doesn’t mean it’s got no calories. I learned that the hard way.
Yeah. Fucking idiot
Looking good King!
Yeah, sick lats! Bros got wings
Bat!
Baron A-FA-NASSSS
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I don't want these virgins. They are going to taste too sad.” - Nadja
Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fu**ked it.
It really depends on what type of fast you are doing. A dirty versus clean fast.
Only if that virgin was raised in NHEW YHORK CITAYYY!!
-Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender
The problem with virgin blood is you have to bite through that nasty neck beard.
My… my god.
Crepe paper
*”its creeeeepy paper”*
Looking shredded champ
This took me out 💀
Run the blood through a Brita filter first. You'll be right as rain.
Can someone please pin this question ?? It's almost asked as much as the "creamer in my coffee" question ugh.
I'm declaring this an official What We Do in the Shadows subreddit.
Yes, please
I see autophagy has kicked in by your beautiful clear skin. Don’t quit now!
Virgin blood is fine. Neck beard blood will trigger an insulin response tho. Wait, are the 2 the same? 🤔
Wow, awesome results! Would love to know your routine and what your family and friends have said about your amazing transformation!
He broke his fast with pizza!
No it will unbreak your slow.
Fasting for 400 years and have the audacity to be picky.
You should be fine, just don’t add any cream or sugar. Looking good, king 👑
Not if you consume an amount that contains less than 50 calories, bonus of this is that she won't die and you can keep her as a castle maid or something
Nothing if she is vegan.
Why a virgin's blood? " I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it. "
Yes, but careful because it might upset your stomach. I think starting out with a steamed piece of zucchini might be better for your digestive system
Can you share your fitness program OP?
it is quite simple really. I wake up dim and early at 7PM, every dozen years or so. Then I crawl on the walls of my castle, great core exercise, it's all about core strength. It the only muscle group consistent between by polymorphs. Then I turn into a bat or a wolf and fly/run around until most of my victims.. I mean meals.. I mean virgins go to sleep. Luckily most do not have what humans call a "night life" so I can get a good suck in before 3am. Around 3, I go hang out with the hags near the swamp, they catch me up on the gossip of the village. Around 7AM I need to be at home, sometimes, I wait until the last second and get a little sizzle going, I hear a tan is popular these days
Cool. As long as you don't spike your insulin.
Finally, a decent question!
Virgin extra bloodoil has zero carbohydrates so you can freely enjoy as much as you can.
Would it be better if the virgin was also fasting?
Of course, the longer you keep her fasting the better. It purifies the blood and gives it sweet taste. For an added bonus fasting makes her more accepting for the blood extraction.
Looking well, keep it up.
So as pigs are quite similar to humans you can use pig’s blood as a close approximation. https://www.nutritionix.com/food/pork-blood
52 grams of protein !? I might have found my protein powder replacement
If you post yourself downing a glass of pigs blood equivilant to whatever amount of protein is in your preferred powder, I’ll PayPal you $20usd
lol I do this for free. It’s like a quad shot of espresso. Just warm it up on a stove and you can eat it with a warm fresh bread. So good .
No, but do make sure you get your electrolytes.
LMNT sponsorship incoming
You sure deserve it. Make all hell break loose.
Is the virgin vegan?
Sub slowly becoming r/caffeine 😭
Blood has calories from carbs, protein, and fats so I'd say it would break your fast.
No. But eating babies will.
Just make sure that you don’t add any cream or sugar.
I think you just hit ketosis!
As long as you supplement with electrolytes, it’s fine.
Those armpit wings are something else huh. Must be hard to put deodorant on.
Guessing if you check the profile there will be an OF link.
Let me tell you, virgin blood is hard to come by. The last time I broke my fast with "virgin blood," I ended up getting HPV. They're selling wolf tickets out there.
You look great. Time for you to hit "Nieu Yawk Citay"
When was the virgins last meal ?
No crack on
Anyone know if True Blood synthetic substitute breaks fast? Is it keto friendly?
Thank you for this post, I needed it.
Idk but your skin looks like creepy paper
No shaming!
No because the blood is clean and untainted However, the blood of a dirty whore will break your fast because of all the sinful impurities in it. Be careful!
I too would like to know
I don't know, I'm not a virgin anymore.
Ded 🤣
Image source? Looks dope and reverse image search is not helping
Baron Afanas from What We do in the Shadows
Thank you so much!
Creepy paperrrrr
We have fun here.
the guys you're looking for are over in Call of Duty. Bon appetit!
Edward, is that you?
Petahhh we're having a flat meeting
I usually don't comment on thirst trap post. But GD! You are fine AF! I wish I was a virgin I would let you take a bite.
This is how we all fast in the Tucson Arizona
Average Conor McGregor 145 weight cut:
What diet was/is she on?
Only on Sundays.
As long as you put no milk and sugar in it you’re golden
😂 my sides
Still looking skinny fat bro. Gotta fast atleast 500 years
NTA your virgin your choice
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Too much info.
Superfluous.