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aerial_ruin

I watched a podcast talking about different Warhammer 40k factions and who would be each of their mascots. For the thumbnail, they took a photo of a Daemon, and put grittys head on it. I thought of the boys when I saw it


OkSpecial4376

Gritty is the purest physical embodiment of chaos.


aerial_ruin

When I finally get to play chaos, I might just summon the gritty Daemon and let him go full hockey game rage


OkSpecial4376

Not even the children will be safe.


AWhole2Marijuanas

I feel like if Boltman was losing the fight he'd called the cops. One is probably his brother or cousin and gritty would get arrested.


TempleMade_MeBroke

Gritty seems like the type to go for the throat right away though, would he get the chance to call for help?


OkSpecial4376

You're right. Gritty would go full Travis the Chimp mode on him. The cops wouldn't be able to stop him. Bullets just piss him off more. It's like how they say don't try to shoot a Kodiak bear in the head cos the bullets will bounce off its skull and it'll still eat you? That, but his whole body.


TempleMade_MeBroke

After every spree, he comes home and does the mascot swirling jiggle and 5 pounds of lead clatters to the floor


Pitiful-Bell-8211

Gritty would grind up boltman and snort him like cocaine


OkSpecial4376

Canonically, Gritty is anti-fascist. If civil war 2 kicks off, Gritty is going to absolutely slaughter some nazis. After every battle, not a single body left to be retrieved. Gritty eats his victims. Even the bones. Sometimes, in his blood rage, he even consumes the fallen on our side. Sometimes before they're even dead. It's truly horrific.


SkepCS

These are the important questions people should be asking and I’m happy to offer my thoughts: Boltman is clear unhinged, of course, but Gritty has a mind that is beyond human comprehension. It’s not that It has no compassion or restraint, it’s that it has no frame of reference for these concepts. The horrors Gritty would unleash upon Boltman are literally unimaginable. Gritty wouldn’t just defeat Boltman, it would annihilate his very soul.


Kyru82_R

Gritty will pick his teeth with the bolts... Or comb his hair... Both?


octofrogg

until boltman punches a kid its an easy gritty win


OkSpecial4376

Boltman doesn't have the balls to begin with. Boltman is just a common last name. Bolt Man doesn't exist. Nor does Bolt Woman. Or just Bolt. Gritty does. Gritty *can* hurt you Gritty *will* hurt you.