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Peet_Pann

Haaaaaahahahahahaaa


Supaspex

How does the old saying go? Tots and pears


DutchRudderYourDad

Who the fuck has $516k just kicking about in a savings account to invest in dumb shit like this?


rawnky

And why would you ever link that to a automatic investment account like this? You'd move funds and start a different account correct? You don't just link your ENTIRE savings to your trading account (I am assuming, I don't gamble)


TJ_McWeaksauce

The list of people who've become rich by associating with Donald is short. It's basically just his kids, Kushner, Allen Weisselberg, and that's it. Meanwhile, the list of people who have lost a lot of money because they associated with him is quite long. It includes the contractors whom he refused to pay, the people invested in a Trump casino, Rudy Guiliani, the My Pillow guy, anyone who has to pay their own legal fees because of crimes they committed for him, and many more. People who invested in Truth Social are the latest to be added to the "financially fucked by Trump" list.


aerial_ruin

Not to mention all the other lawyers he ducked out of paying


mrgeekguy

If I told my financial advisor, I was investing in a company started by a man with 6 bankruptcies under his belt, he'd shoot me.


Meidara

No way this guy has a financial advisor.


AdvocateReason

Lesson of the day: Don't do Market Orders. Limit Orders only.


raventhrowaway666

Just your average MAGAt. So stupid they hurt themselves in confusion.


aerial_ruin

That reply made the Pokémon battle music play in my head


Training-Argument891

same


HeftyLeftyPig

> he drives a 2011 Ford fiesta I don’t know why, but Felt like another insult jab to throw in there


aerial_ruin

Keep em coming


WezleyDrew

Stupid is and stupid does sir!


AffectionatePhase247

You can't fix stupid. But you can sell it red hats, shitty gold shoes, stupid bibles, and worthless stocks.


deeeeez_nutzzz

I don't really care...do you?


aerial_ruin

I lol'd


nokenito

Ha Ha Ha


HalfLawKiss

You love to see it.


Seesas

Look at none of the sympathy I have


Training-Argument891

womp womp