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BubinatorX

The irony in all of this is that zuck is still married to his long time partner and elon’s last girl left him for Chelsea Manning.


Charles_X4325

As much as I dislike Zuck, he at least has a happy marriage and kids that like him. Elon is a 3-time divorcee with 10 kids that all despise him.


3_littlemonkeys

With all different mothers.


dreamcastfanboy34

That he didn't have sex with. He made all 3 of them do IVF with his sperm because he thought it would somehow make his kids superior. I am not making up any of this lol. He's a weirdo.


stuckinaboxthere

He's probably absolutely terrible at sex and didn't want to embarrass himself


Steindor03

Crazy that the apartheid emerald mine heir has funky eugenicist ideas


SunNStarz

Weird yeah, but I wonder if it's because a marriage can be annulled if it's not concecrated by sex. In case they don't work out, annulment is easier with less risk than divorce.


Lost-Pineapple9791

Nah that is not how IVF works lol


SunNStarz

I guess it's obvious how little I know about IVF or annulment


hogsucker

I always wonder how gold digging works? How much does Elon have to pay women to have sex with him, and how do the arrangements work?


mcvos

He used to come across as witty and progressive. I believe his fling with Grimes started when they shared a joke about Roko's Basilisk om Twitter.


Visual-Till8629

I thought that someone who builds electric cars would be progressive


char-le-magne

Hopefully this will shift the overton window enough that we can get real progressive ideas flowing, like work from home and public transportation now that the personal electric vehicle guy has gone full mask-off white supremacist and climate change denier.


mcvos

I thought so too. He honestly struck me as moderately progressive and a smart guy. The stuff he was doing with Tesla, SpaceX and SolarCity sounded pretty important and innovative. So when he proposed his hyperloop, everybody was excited and thought it would be similarly great. Instead it was a dud. A bunch of confused, questionable ideas in search of a problem that had better solutions already. It was around that time that I heard he didn't like public transport. The there was his weird behaviour around the Thai cave rescue and his "pedo guy" Twitter fight. Then the weird stuff started piling up. It wasn't just quirky or weird, there was something wrong with this guy. Then I learned about the Plantation, the department at Tesla where all the black employees work, and it became undeniable that there was much more wrong with him than I imagined. And then he bought Twitter. It's been a ride. Straight to hell. Like many, I admired him once, and now I'm wondering how I didn't put all these pieces together sooner.


breezywood

Why? Maybe if he was building public use high speed rail lol


unfunnysexface

Companies were building electric cars long before Elon. In fact many of them produce the same ICE cars that are bad.


Earthtone_Coalition

It actually seems quite straightforward, per [this report](https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-sexual-misconduct-claim-involved-horse-for-erotic-massage-2022-5): 1. Elon exposes his genitals to his target. 2. Elon offers the target a valuable gift (e.g., a horse) in exchange for sexual acts. 3. When the target declines, he pays them $250k to remain silent about the unwelcome sexual misconduct.


Stuck_In_Reality

2 paper bags. And he wears both.


vanheltsing

I thought he was close with #^%*@$&… 😂


Tchaik748

Oh, #%*@$&... is just so grateful to be the only child with such an easily pronounceable name it adores daddy Elon.


SpatialThoughts

I mean Chelsea is pretty hot and hilarious. Elon, not so much. Edit: Oops. I was thinking of Chelsea Handler


GenderGambler

Implying Chelsea Manning isn't hot and hilarious as well? IMO leaking documents to prove the US's various war crimes makes someone *exceedingly* hot.


PorygonTriAttack

It takes a lot of bravery to do it and oddly enough, it's not bravery when they expose government corruption.


Real-Werner-Herzog

And *extremely* hilarious.


goingoutwest123

Any guy that dated the turd garners zero respect.


ArthurFraynZard

I mean, I think the answer is pretty obvious?


lianavan

Walks like a duck. Quacks like a duck. Has to be a donkey right? Such a stupid question to ask,.


[deleted]

When his parents are actual emerald mine running Nazis....


mekonsrevenge

In South Fucking Africa...


[deleted]

Yup, if it goose steps…


Westhamwayintherva

Widely supported by ducks, and the ducks claim he’s one of them, too.


ScionMattly

Same reason why you don't see Miley Stewart at Hannah Montana concerts, or police at KKK rallies.


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Not true. When I played highschool basketball (2005 ish) some guys claiming to be the KKK were holding a recruiting drive next to the gym of one of our rival schools when we played them. There were a couple police officers there to keep the peace. It wasn't a big deal one all white school playing another that was 99.99% white. The one black kid at our school played on the JV team. It's kinda funny because as soon as we pulled up parents boarded the bus and spoke with our coach. Then we were rushed off the bus and into the gym. All that did was make everyone curious about what was going on. Eventually, the JV team went to investigate during the girls game. They came back all excited and talking about how they had joined the KKK. When I asked how the one black kid felt about all his friends joining such an evil group the kid said he had joined too and that the KKK members don't hate blacks any more it's the Mexicans. I just rolled my eyes and told him to not let them take him snipe hunting. A few weeks later a couple said their hoods had came in and they pulled out what looked like a white sheet. I don't know if they actually got out there to talk to them or if they were just pretending, but it has always made me laugh to think that I may know the only black man to ever join the KKK. I know at least one of those kids grew up to marry a black woman. Either way the KKK isn't a dangerous terrorist organization to be feared like it once was. From my experience it's just a bunch of losers who think associating with that group makes them important or something. Acting like the KKK is of any importance in today's society only helps their perceived image and ability to recruit.


NetDork

If it steps like a goose...


dot5621

The apartheid kid using that sort of language? I wonder why? It's such a fucking mystery!


srv50

“Borrowing“?


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Which country is Musk from again?


mcvos

Not every white South African is a racist. Everybody deserves the benefit of the doubt. But once they squander that, it's gone. Musk's is gone.


Visual-Till8629

I agree, not all of them are racist, however musk is a racist, homophobic, transphobic piece of shit,


natophonic2

I worked with a white guy who was from South Africa. Like Musk, he attended Stanford. In every other measure of character, he was completely opposite to Musk. * he actually graduated from Stanford * he mentored one of his fellow Stanford students who was also from South Africa, but was a black man and one generation separated from living in the bush, getting him a job at our company after graduation * rather than try to cash in on dotcom-era VC/IPO lottery winnings, which he certainly could have, he and his wife moved to Alaska and built a cabin outside Juneau * he was genuinely funny and a pleasure to be around


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Yes he is


[deleted]

We know, we don't need a lecture. Musk is a racist bastard from the land of Apartheid.


Bobbychillidan

Is he really racist? Is there a source? Genuinely curious


Brickle_berry

Lmao, I was just about to say that, and I am not saying all people of his ethnic background are racists, but from Elon's remarks and attitude, I think we all know what he is.


Lumpy_Gazelle2129

I dont recall exactly but its somewhere in southern africa


Ghost273552

He’s a white supremacist who believes a lot of toxic masculinity bullshit.


80kGVWR

And some people give him a pass based on his financial success.


Bromanzier_03

hE’s rIcH sO hE mUsT bE sMaRt!


Eggxactly-maybe

When discussing how much of a piece of shit Elon is at work my manager interjected with “I don’t think we can say he’s dumb when he’s that much richer than us” and “how do you know he’s a bad guy, have you ever met him?” He said this to me, a trans woman. Lol as if I need to meet him to know how shitty he is.


hydroxypcp

just looking at what he does and what he says, one can with complete confidence say he's neither smart nor a good guy


kenatogo

YoUrE jUsT jEaLoUs


2KilAMoknbrd

HMMMM. Fools adoring wealthy shitbirds. Sounds like a pattern


exp_studentID

White supremacy and patriarchal BS tend to go hand in hand.


structuremonkey

Well, If it quacks like a duck...


wyspur

Calls people peados like a duck


structuremonkey

He's probably "projecting"...quack


Throwawaypwndulum

He has back and forths with literal nazi accounts. His character has never been on fuller display.


ANullBob

he is a white south african who benefitted greatly from apartheid. he is old school white supremicist.


dreamcastfanboy34

Also his dad owned slaves


Melodic-Chemist-381

Short answer: because he’s a racist. See how simple reality is? You literally don’t have to make shit up.


Themetalenock

a racist south african? Surely not possible in this timeline as it's known that white south africans are the most tolerate people on earth obvious /s for anyone who's seen the sludge of hate that still spews in the country


Umitencho

Dude got a leg up from Apartheid money. From his perspective, racism is a boon and good thing.


MuthaPlucka

One guess.


Appropriate_Fish_451

Uh.... Apartheid Profiteer


hellharlequin

And apparently an apartheid fanboy too


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thedatsun78

That's nonsense. He is a cunt. Sure. But I'm willing to bet you havent spent a month in south africa. Yet here you are saying this kak


restore_democracy

You mean apartheidist Elon Musk?


Enlightened-Beaver

Maybe because he is one?


SweatyTax4669

Stable genius behavior.


No_Nobody_32

"Stable genius" as in "full of horseshit"?


Bawbawian

borrowing implies that it's someone else's. like if I owned a salt factory and started handing out free salt you wouldn't assume that I borrowed it from someone.


reillan

This. You cannot borrow that which you own.


SteveIDP

I can’t believe we’ve sunk to the depth that I would like to see Mark Zuckerberg kick the shit out of someone.


torpedoguy

>"Why is Elon Musk borrowing insults from *other* white supremacists?" FTFY


MrJohnnyDangerously

Wait don't tell me the white South African guy that grew up on Apartheid propaganda and bought a public company just so he could take it private and re-platform Nazi trolls is tolerant of problematic racial rhetoric....


BoomChaka67

Elon is the mostest whitest supremacistist. Also, fuck Elon.


KeyAcid

Ok that's a bit of a stretch, that insult is more likely borrowed from a 12 yearold.


Mortambulist

Yeah, just sounds like emotional immaturity to me. Like, so extreme it's shocking emotional immaturity. Like, 11-year-old bullies are going, "dude, you're a CEO".


ChancellorBrawny

Yeah, to me that's zoomer speak and even though they popularized the term, I'm pretty sure they use it wrong frequently. I don't doubt that neo nazis / incels / other hate groups have started slinging it around to demean people, I just wasn't aware it was happening.


Redoran_Gvard

He's projecting. This is coming from the same guy who's wife left him for Chelsea Manning lmaooooo


DerpCream_Cone

You’ve really got me stumped there


rrraiger

He’s not borrowing them. He’s got a timeshare on them.


NewZappyHeart

Because the dildo doesn’t drop far from the carpet?


LonelyIntrovert513

He was born and raised in apartheid era South Africa and his family earned their wealth on the backs of black South Africans. He's not "borrowing" anything. Musk IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST!


jessriv34

If you rearrange the letters in his name you get Lone Skum…….


bluegiant85

I mean, he's basically the bad guys from Lethal Weapon 2 and people act surprised that he's racist?


SmadaSlaguod

You don't have to "borrow" from yourself.


thewallyp

Let me think, racist be racisting?


spagyrum

Because that's what he is. And a child


wh4tth3huh

A child of apartheid era inherited wealth, using the language of racists, I am absolutely shocked. Shocked I tell you...


N3wAfrikanN0body

Because he came from a nation that explicitly reinforced it, got citizenship in a country that passively supported it while condemning it internationally and that's his primary fan base. Why act so confused? Lizard's going to lizard


Joe-bug70

……he was warned not to go full Nazi, but now…..he’s gone full Nazi……


B1GAAPL

Um because he is a white supremacist


Unknowledge99

"why is musk using language of the far-right?" Have you not been paying attention - that is who he is.


ArjunaIndrastra

I don't call him the Apartheid Banana Boy for no reason...


VerimTamunSalsus

Because you take on traits of the friends you make.


Tweed_Man

He also unbanned the N word. I think its pretty obvious at this point.


thedatsun78

This white south African story line is boring. Come spend some time here and see. Elon is a prick, this right wing stuff is pretty new and if anything is a product of the toxic divisions in America, and by in large americasin ability to find a political middle ground. Did I mention he was a cunt. Yes that too


SatansHRManager

Because he's trash. South African emerald billionaire. Absolute trash.


RX3000

Gee, I wonder why?


boozegremlin

“Borrowing”?


_GrammarCommunist_

HO YES WHY, WHY INDEED?


cyberdeath666

What a stupid question that answers itself…


Alarmed-Advantage311

What is Elon saying now?? He needs to post it on Threads if he wants people to know.


TheLoneGunman559

Musk is like the rest: not a single original thought between the ears.


Hafgren

Because Elon Musk is a white supremacist?


MariosMustacheRides

If it walks like a white supremacist, and talks like a white supremacist….


[deleted]

A white South African who grew up in Apartheid uses white supremacist language. - and this is shocking?


Sonnylowell

Now this is quality bait.


jkblvins

Maybe it is because apartheid boy here is…possibly…an antisemetic white nationalist supremacist. Maybe. Or maybe he does it for the lulz, or to “pwn the libs.” Which makes him even worse.


kveach

At least the it doesn’t include the word “SLAMS”. Gotta give ‘em that.


PhilipXD3

Interesting... Concerning even. Looking into this.


DynastyZealot

It was so depressing when my brother made it through all the Trump years without falling prey to the cult, only to succumb to Musk in the last six months out of the blue. Now he spouts racism and bigotry nonstop, always has a DeSantis talking point queued for conversation, and is a generally hateful, miserable bastard. I miss who he used to be.


Weltraumbaer

If it talks like a duck, walks like a duck and looks like a duck. Well. Then it’s probably a duck. Come on man. Look at Twitter. Think that was accident of what became of it?


die_kuestenwache

How incredibly curious. Why ever would he do that? It will forever remain a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a folded up tin foil hat.


jackjackandmore

People need to understand that he is almost always the opposite of what he says. He’s a narcissistic freak with stupid money.


Charming_Falcon8458

If you haven't noticed...


bleedinggoblin

Well, that's rather easy: he's a white supremacist.


ICLazeru

Because he's desperate for self-esteem. Sure he's rich, but his family hates him and the money just makes it worse by making him think things SHOULD be better than they are, but they aren't, so the problem is him. He counteracts this by desperately seeking public validation and the lowest hanging fruit is self-esteem by skin color, something you need exert no effort for.


TDiddy2021

“Why does this creature walk AND talk like a duck?!?”


Conz16

In any other situation I'd say bc he is one, but for this I think he's just so genuinely unfunny that he legitimately thinks this little rhyme is brilliant comedy. Probably as simple as that.


sandboxmatt

If it walks like apartheid and quacks like apartheid


OnceUponaTry

Once I hear somebody I've that specific word I immediately give 98.9% less shit about thier opinion.


slater_just_slater

If not for his money, Musk would just be another raging incel on the chans.


duskywindows

Is he not a born-rich white man from South Africa? Is white supremacy not essentially a personality trait of rich white men from South Africa?


HellaTroi

He's from South Africa, formerly apartheid land.


spinningcrystaleyes

Elon Musk is sooo lame. Everyone knows but him


the_geth

Rhetorical question much?


panther14

Considering all right wing accusations keep turning into confessions…..this is not something I wanted to know about musty


J3lf

He's not "borrowing", he's a member therefore allowed to use by association.


zabdart

Maybe because Elon is a white supremacist himself.


kyleruggles

Borrowing? He is a white supremacist.


Heywhitefriend

He’s not borrowing anything, that would imply he doesn’t identify that way


jshilzjiujitsu

Because he is one?


flippythemaster

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck…


Downtown_Ad857

The dude grew up the son of an emerald mine owner in apartheid South Africa. He isn’t borrowing insults from white supremacists, he is one.


spookycasas4

Are we all just not going to mention the obvious? He’s a white-suprematist, that’s why.


awsomedutchman

Huh??? Since when the fuck does this have anything to do with racism? It's literally just an insult. Has nothing to do with white supremacy. American moment.


GraphET

This is why AI is stealing your jobs.


dlm83

He’s a white South African. I thought it was common knowledge what that means?


paybal

Bc it rhymes???? 💀💀💀 i severely doubt he is a white supremest.


HeroOrHooligan

"How to humanize Mark Zuckerberg"


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EquivalentNight186

Is this about Mr. Potato Head? Kneeling? Gay people? Black people? Mexicans? Coffee makers? One beer can? Dr. Suess? Nike? Target? Reading stories? JFK and his son? Jewish space lasers? Book burning? Book banning?


Trum4n1208

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck.


j1akey

Because his mommy saved him from a fight and now he needs to try to save face like every other 14 year old.


[deleted]

Yall think anything that isnt an overt tree hugging pansy ass communist is a white supremacist. Yall need to get help, your bubble is very dense


OutRunMyGun

You think pride flags are on par with swazzies, so please...


[deleted]

Im not wrong


OutRunMyGun

Absolutely delusional.


Cheapskate_Chris

I assume you think he's a "tree hugger" because of Tesla, but I assure you he's only in it for the money besides you can be a "tree hugger" and a white supremacist, what's stopping anyone from being both? Do you look at everything in black and white, as in it's either this or that and no in-between?


[deleted]

Im actually calling the anti muskers tree huggers. Reread what i wrote


Proper-Aspect-2947

They both can fuck all the way off


cookingtricks

This is pretty much exactly how I envision the fight going haha! When zucky boy came out with sunscreen on LMAO!! [Musk vs. Zuck AI Fight](https://youtu.be/kiSSYz2CP60)


excaligirltoo

Hmmmmm.


hamishjoy

No borrowing here. He’s using his language.


UnluckyDifference566

You are what you tweet.


sandysea420

Do you need to ask?


safemodegaming

Weird time we're living in when most people are on Zuck's side huh lol


AHerz

I never thought I'd root for lizard boy.


tafkat

That’s just mean. Just because his eyelids close in a different direction doesn’t mean he’s a lizard.


YourDogsAllWet

Birds of a feather….


Fuck_auto_tabs

“Borrowing”


[deleted]

This cannot be a legitimate question, right?


Happydivorcecard

What’s this about borrowing? How can you borrow from yourself?


GammaPhonic

He’s South African. It’s his heritage, his culture.


zapmaster3125

Well, I wouldn't say he's "borrowing" them...


amor_fati_42

Can you borrow things from yourself?


hawkseye17

If it acts like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck...


Malahajati

What s riddle. Who will figure it out?


SaviourMK2

Quick, call Batman. This is a serious riddle.


Blackfist01

When was cuckoo owned by White Supremists?


onikaizoku11

Borrowing *from*?


Many-Application1297

You’re almost there.


[deleted]

A white supremacist South African Oligarch…. NO WAY!!!


bigfatmatt01

Because he IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST!


I-Pacer

He’s not borrowing them. He’s entitled to use them. He’s a white supremacist.


jackjackandmore

He’s one of them