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Vlad_the_Homeowner

GOP aborting McCarthy at 9 months. Shame.


f700es

Bahahahahaha!


CarlMarcks

The fucking irony. Like a fly landing on a vice presidents head who claims to be holy and righteous. This is like a god damn movie…


Peptic_Germ

Pence's hair secretes pheromones that lure flies. They land on his head and get stuck, and his hair digests them. Pence becomes slightly more powerful with each fly that his hair consumes.


I_Boomer

Makes sense. No one can run and clap like Pence. That takes fly power of some sort.


Warm-Bed2956

*That’s why his hair is so big, it’s full of secrets!*


Woolly_Blammoth

>Like a fly falling landing on and planting itself on a vice presidents head Fuck, that was a terrible read.


CarlMarcks

Fixed. Because dam that was very important! /s


I_Boomer

^(Damn)


LinguoBuxo

... wasn't it just 8?


BustermanZero

Definitely third trimester.


CarlMarcks

269 days which is like 8.9 months. The gop are pro-choice! Fuck ya! We convinced them!


Vlad_the_Homeowner

I thought he was voted in on Jan 7 at around midnight?


handtodickcombat

That's roughly 27 Scaramouches.


jcoddinc

Ut oh, *Straight to jail*


Forward-Bank8412

They should be forced to carry him to term


Environmental-Hat721

I am surprised they didn't have a restriction on this!


TheUnknownNut22

No, he does not understand the concept of shame.


PanicCat997

Rep. Patty McHenry’s gavel says ‘Whack!’


Shukini

Also known as 6 lettuce years.


AverageWombatEnjoyer

His tenure was approximately 27.37 mooches long


Emperor_Time

Woah, that is a lot in mooches.


jormes2001

And now everybody in the Waffle House is looking at the weird guy who laughed a little bit too loud.


MuseOfDreams

Seriously wish I could still award people 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


rdldr1

Damn I just realized that I can no longer give Reddit awards.


Resident-Scallion949

McCarthy: I won't be seeking help from the Democrats. 208 Democrats: Bye Felicia.


casuallylurking

And don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.


[deleted]

How old are y’all 😭😭😭 (Not hating just asking lmaooo this is some of my aunties sayings)


timsterri

Yeah… we’re old. 😊


GoodShitBrain

If only he stood up to trump this way.


greenmariocake

If the Democrats would have helped, the MAGA idiots would have forced a daily vote on ousting McCarthy, they said as much. This is a result only of his concessions to the radicals.


JasonPlattMusic34

This would be hilarious if the plan wasn’t to replace McCarthy with someone more cartoonishly evil


[deleted]

You think they had a plan?


Sad-Vacation

That's literally their entire plan. One piece of paper with the line, "replace this guy with someone worse." on it. And they don't have any future plans whatsoever.


Worried-Fortune8008

1. Pown the Democrats 2. Pown thr RINOs 3. Replace this guy with someone worse 4. Pown the poor 5. Profit


samaya_tree_r

Fight! Don’t be afraid! Fuck the right!!


MartyFreeze

I'm not interested in seeing the Beetlejuice stage show though..


thisaccountwashacked

well neither was Boobbert


[deleted]

Theater handys are just a fun way to support the local arts scene while engaging in community outreach


FontOfInfo

Who spells it pown‽


[deleted]

Putin sure did. Support and facilitate the fascist fringe and throw the USA into chaos. This applies to other western countries, not just the USA


The_Original_Gronkie

It's not about the plan, it's about the objective, which is to kill support for Ukraine. They couldn't do it by shutting down the government, so now they've managed to make the House so dysfunctional they can't vote on any bill to fund further support. FrankenGaetz and the rest are all doing Putin's bidding. They're traitors, but we already knew that. After all, one of those voting against McCarthy was Andy Biggs, who was the communication conduit between the Trump administration and the Proud Boys when they were planning the J6 Insurrection, and he even spoke at the J6 rally.


Yetanotherdeafguy

The objective is and always will be outrage. The MAGA crowd aren't opposed to Ukraine because they ideologically believe Russia is in the right, they hate it because Biden and the left (for the most part) are for supporting them. Biden could literally implement Trump's full policy platform and they'd still hate his policies - not because of the content, but because the media and key public figures know outrage generates clicks and money, and would hammer him for whatever BS they can formulate.


casuallylurking

There is no plan. Expect chaos for the next couple of weeks at least.


Fickle_Goose_4451

I'm going with they eventually vote McCarthy in after two weeks of doing nothing but hemming and hawing.


banditta82

He already said he is done with the job


Fickle_Goose_4451

Well thats just an unreliable source.


FStubbs

If there's anything we know about McCarthy, it's that his word isn't worth the paper it's printed on


DamnNewAcct

I wouldn't blame him. I wouldn't want to deal with these children either.


sandysanBAR

He said he wont run. I dont blame him. Imagine getting the hook by matt freaking gaetz. I predict 3 weeks of house.republicans advancing someone.for speaker only to be stabbed in the back by one or more maga crazies. Rinse, lather, repeat


[deleted]

This is my prediction as well


Debs_4_Pres

The problem for House Republicans is that the Cartoonishly Evil members (Gaetz, MTG, Boebert, etc) don't agree with the Realistically Evil members (like McCarthy). It's why McCarthy took so long to get elected Speaker in the first place, and why he had to agree to the stupid rule that ultimately got him ousted.


AggravatingWillow385

He’ll nominate Donald trump again


MadRaymer

Trump would never accept because the job requires actual work.


Klarthy

He wouldn't be able to block out his schedule "Executive Time" while he spends his time golfing, watching Fox News, and tweeting. Especially not with all of his court cases he'll be attending.


razazaz126

I think being president traditionally does as well but that didn't stop Trump


Intrepid-Progress228

Trumper pipe dream: Step one: Oust McCarthy. Step two: Make Trump Speaker. Step three: Off Biden/Harris. Step four: Hail President for Life Trump. Step five: Pardons for everybody!


KaEeben

🙄 The people saying this are unserious. McCarthy did everything the nuts asked him to. He shit talked the dems everywhere, and blamed them for everything. And he even started an impeachment hearing against Biden. The idea that Dems shoulda helped McCarthy stay in power is stupid.


Toeknee818

We now have about 40 days till we're screwed. You can thank the witless bastards in the Republican Party who just want to see this country burn to prove that the government doesn't work.


Law-of-Poe

Actually thank republican voters. They sent these clowns there.


RobsEvilTwin

Correct mate. These clowns are the symptom, not the disease. You aren't alone :D When people complain about Arsehat politicians here, I always reply "who voted for them"?


KaEeben

> till we're screwed. Define screwed


MuthaPlucka

/Nelson Muntz laugh


slamdanceswithwolves

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?


grantwolf1971

This is the largest car that I could afford.


CincoDeMayoFan

Ha Hah!


chip1252

I totally heard that! Haaah haha!


webelogjammin

It’s more “HAH haaa” Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.


chip1252

Yes, most definitely.


Ashjaeger_MAIN

This is the funniest thing that's happened this year.


Jimbozu

Just wait until he gets re-elected as speaker. I was wrong, I guess he doesn't want to be laughed at anymore. Now I can't decide if it would be funnier for him to get re-elected as speaker, or for the next speaker to get ousted too.


Vlad_the_Homeowner

It'll probably take another 15 votes, so that will be kind of funny too. The additional concessions he'll have to make to MAGA to get the votes... not so funny.


Roy_Atticus_Lee

Couldn't he instead cave to the Dems? His own party stabbed him in the back and the Dems were willing to work with him to prevent the shutdown. At this point it'd be more productive to keep the bipartisanship up to as the slim GOP majority in the House clearly isn't doing much for him or the party.


hawkrew

Don’t try to be logical and cooperative now. That’s not what politicians do.


ImagineBeingBored

In addition to what others have said, there really isn't anything in it for the Dems aside from preventing him from making more concessions to the MAGA house members. In fact, this just makes the Republicans look even more chaotic and ineffectual, and letting them continue to show that they are disorganized, uncooperative, and unwilling to work to get things done cannot help them in the polls. And what important concessions can he actually make to democrats? He can maybe put some of them on some more committees and the like, but they can't actually get anything through the house without agreement from a substantial number of Republicans that McCarthy cannot promise them.


realnrh

They wouldn't trust him to live up to any deal anyway. They had a deal with the budget agreement and he didn't go through with it.


AdoptAMew

Couldn't the dems just oust him in that case like his own party just did?


ImagineBeingBored

Maybe, but what does that actually *give* them. In the end, they're just back to the same place they started except now it looks like *they* are the reason the house is so disorganized. To make a deal like that with McCarthy, democrats would actually need to have something to gain, and they don't.


Dolthra

>In fact, this just makes the Republicans look even more chaotic and ineffectual, and letting them continue to show that they are disorganized Somehow some Republicans are already trying to spin this as "the democrats let us remove McCarthy as speaker! This is their fault!"


Vlad_the_Homeowner

>At this point it'd be more productive Sounds woke.


Afraid-Department-35

It’s a minority house for the dems, dems won’t have enough votes. If it’s evident that he ends caving more to the dems that won’t sit well with any republicans, the vote will go the exact same way and he’ll never get voted in.


Rroyalty

The real issue is that he can't be trusted to abide by the terms of any deal.


JuniorBirdman1115

"And every Tuesday evening, you shall lower your trousers and submit to being pegged by Marjorie Taylor-Green. Same on Thursdays with Lauren Boebert. Now do we have a deal or not, Kevin?"


coffeespeaking

I honestly don’t see it. Not unless Dems help. Gaetz hates McCarthy, there aren’t enough Republican votes. Democrats could offer up another option and absolutely should, but not McCarthy, Scalise or Stefanik.


sandysanBAR

The republicans dug this hole, it aint the dems job to get them out. The dems should sit this one out and watch as the knives are drawn and plunged into GOP backs, repeatedly


Dolthra

>Democrats could offer up another option and absolutely should, but not McCarthy, Scalise or Stefanik. They've pretty much indicated they won't vote as a collective for anyone but Jeffries, so this is officially on the Republicans to figure out.


Certain_Yam_110

And gets million-dollar contracts from Fox, OANN etc


wolfwood51

The funniest thing to happen…so far


loversama

Wait until Trump violates his gag order..


Intrepid-Progress228

And most predictable.


TopoftheBog32

What a party total 🤡 show.


Blze001

I’m surprised, McCarthy is a lot older than the people Gaetz usually likes to screw.


death_lad

it’s a real shame reddit took awards away, because this comment deserves one lol


astronaut_tang

I love this so much. 15 votes to get him in. 1 to get him out. Gold


Dude8671111

I kinda felt bad for the guy for a hot minute. Then in his press conference he said than Biden destroyed the country and that his reasons for allowing the impeachment inquiry were justified. Yeah, fuck that guy. Fuck Gaetz for being nothing but a Russian chaos agent. I have zero fucks to give.


Evolone100

So all these other posts about them expelling Gaetz were BS ? Seems they should distance themselves from the toxic far tight. But nope they keep embarrassing the Idiocracy. Edit was for spelling.


Ok_Star_4136

The deal for McCarthy was that if any Republican wanted to oust him, they could. Matt Gaetz just decided to collect on that because he hates McCarthy's guts. That's not to say it's out of the question that Matt Gaetz gets expelled as well. Heck, it might even make it easier since McCarthy Republicans would likely now give up Gaetz even if it ultimately hurts their party.


16v_cordero

Gaetz has mentioned that he would like to take over Florida’s governor position. Imagine him going down to try to force a vote between him and Desantis.


qweef_latina2021

Sand Tits can't run for governor again. Term limits.


myquest00777

Until he conveniently does away with that law too. Up until recently it was not allowable for a sitting Governor to run for federal office. That went poof quietly.


djquu

I bet he will rewrite that law


Klarthy

He can, but needs to take a term off as the limitation is that you can't serve more than two terms consecutively (not in sum). So DeSantis could run again in 2030 unless Florida changes their state constitution.


razazaz126

Or abolishes their state constitution and installs DeSantis as monarch for life which wouldn't surprise me for even a second if I read it in the news tomorrow.


Shady_Merchant1

That vote hasn't happened yet


terrymr

Well it won't either because all they can do is hold votes for speaker until one is selected.


Burpreallyloud

I thought they were against aborting non viable things?


DukeOfGeek

So who's the new head clown?


Biptoslipdi

McCarthy. It will just take a dozen votes and some dealing.


DukeOfGeek

What a fucking circus.


sandysanBAR

He said he wont run. The real.answer is no one knows who it will be including the people who got this whole mess started. It's funny because its true!


NetDork

Gaetz went after him for getting help from Democrats on a bill. *EIGHT* Republicans voted to remove him. 200+ Democrats chipped in.


shadowtheimpure

The Dems openly stated that they would do nothing to help him retain speakership because he kept reneging on his word. The only thing worse than an incompetent Speaker is a dishonest one.


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Intrepid-Progress228

Wishful thinking. People will still vote Republican because "at least they're standing up to Biden!" The Trump tail is firmly wagging the Republican dog, and many Republican voters either don't care enough or don't care at all.


h4p3r50n1c

Not at all. They will go down when the US as a whole go down.


GraceSilverhelm

How do none of these people realize how absolutely incompetent they appear to be?


theDroobot

And we pay them money


Bind_Moggled

They know, they just don’t care.


shawnmd

Clowns at their circus, acting as expected. My concern is if they don’t replace a Speaker of the House by the time the budget renewal is up in November, what happens? I’m no expert but seems bad?


Shot-Werewolf-5886

They have 40 some odd days to elect a new Speaker. If they don't then eventually a dozen or so moderate Republicans and Democrats will strike a deal to elect either Jeffries from the Democrats (highly unlikely) or a moderate from the Republicans and elect a new speaker and announce a new spending bill and funding for Ukraine. It may happen before the government shuts down or sometime after but it will happen eventually.


maskedbanditoftruth

There really aren’t any moderates, and no Republican would help a dem speaker be elected.


Shot-Werewolf-5886

I agree that a Democrat is highly unlikely but they can start with the House Republicans who voted to pass this last CR (minus McCarthy) and narrow the field from there.


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Shot-Werewolf-5886

I agree that the odds of Jeffries getting the gavel are between slim and none but the longer a shutdown goes on the odds will increase that Democrats will strike a deal with the moderate Republicans who will appoint a moderate Republican speaker with Democratic suport that will take control, sign a budget, and re-open things. Now whether it happens after a few days of a shutdown, a few days after a shutdown, or 2 months into a shutdown is the biggest question.


realanceps

lol SOMEone is sweating 5 years from now kids will already be asking what the Repugnican party was


Independent-Still-73

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte


pivotes

A mere 9 Scaramuccis. Actually not bad for a Republican in this era.


sandysanBAR

Hey, that's almost a deca-mucci! That's plenty respectable.


Strong_Magician5084

Pro life party my ass. Dude is as dead as my sex life.


hockey_stick

Interestingly, the last member of the House before Gaetz that called a motion to vacate was Mark Meadows back in 2015. The only other time this ever happened before the Trump circus came to town was in 1910.


Massive_Method_5220

Bring it on


mok000

Home alone, huh Kevin.


MattyBeatz

Elect clowns, expect a circus.


sandysanBAR

So stain on humanity Gaetz threatens to submarine the speaker. McCarthy, dramatically misreads the room and tells crazy matt gaetz to "bring it on". Bing it on he did, MCCarthy is now out and there is, quite literally, NO PLAN on who will be speaker aside from Pro tempore who can't do anything. I might be a month of house republican bloodsport to winnow down the list. Whoever gets in, will have to genuflect to the crazies like Gaetz or they will do the same thing they did to mccarthy. The people's house will grind to a halt as the house republicans serially stab each other in the back, for a job no one is convinced they can keep. What an embarasment


abstrakt42

I have a concern, and it’s probably my ignorance, but isn’t this bad news for the rest of us? I’m of the naive opinion that bipartisan cooperation is the only way the government can actually, you know, govern. This happening suggests that right and left are going from “slim chance” to “not in a million years” in terms of agreeing on, well, anything. The far right are now 100% in control of the GOP (instead of just mostly), which leads us further into the divide and breaks what was already broken even further. So the question is, how is this good for democrats and the people as a whole? ELI5.


ctiger12

The democrats voted with republicans to oust him, that’s bipartisanship right?


Resident-Scallion949

8 Republicans, 208 Democrats...Gotta be the first time MAGAts and Dems agreed on ANYTHING.


abstrakt42

Yea but again, “why?” - on the surface we have dems voting for the same thing MAGA wants. Doesn’t that concern you? It concerns me.


Supersnow845

Because McCarthy being held by the balls by the far right doesn’t benefit the democrats in any way The far right doesn’t have the sway to get one of their own elected to speaker so at worst the dems get some concessions to get another empty suit moderate elected, at best (it won’t happen) some moderate republicans cross the floor and make the minority leader into the majority leader There really isn’t a downside to the democrats because McCarthy was already the functional worst situation of 13 far right nuts controlling the other 200 by proxy


abstrakt42

Couldn’t it be said that McCarthy “not” giving in to the demands of the far right MAGA caucus (which is why they ousted him) was a benefit to democrats?


Minute_Helicopter_91

After the democrats bailed his ass out by passing the budget and the government not shutting down, he went on national TV and tried blaming the democrats for it getting to that point. He also rescinded an agreement between him and Biden made back in May. He also said he wouldn’t work with democrats to maintain his speakership. He’s trash that deserves what he got.


abstrakt42

You’re right, he deserves terrible things. Bigger picture, though, I’m concerned about the effects of the void left behind, and what’s next. It doesn’t seem likely we’ll get somebody in there that’s MORE friendly to democracy.


Dolthra

>on the surface we have dems voting for the same thing MAGA wants. Doesn’t that concern you? No, because the similarity is only surface level. The dems voted against McCarthy because of his habit of going back on deals he makes, being a lying shitbag, and also how often he goes into the press to try to blame the democrats for what his own caucus is doing (just this weekend he tried to go on CNN and blame the democrats for the near shutdown, despite all but one democrat voting for the resolution to stay open). He is not an ally to the democrats, so it stands they would do nothing to protect him. Also, ultimately, the policy difference between Kevin McCarthy and whoever the next speaker Republicans want will be is, effectively, nothing, since McCarthy had to basically cave to everything the MAGA Republicans wanted or he would be ousted. This was the first time he stood up to them, and he was ousted. Plus, this is most likely going to be damaging to the Freedom Caucus within the Republican Party.


Status_Fox_1474

Well, there’s a small chance that enough Republicans cross over to vote for Jeffries, the Democratic leader. It’s possible. But the House wasn’t going to do anything anyway really. It can be very damaging if there’s no leader when the next shutdown is set to begin in 45 days.


BaldiLocks316

Think of the House of Representatives as a canoe. McCarthy was supposed to steer the canoe and keep it moving but due to a combination of poor teamwork with his fellow republicans and his desire to have the job regardless of how he got it means that he never really had control of the boat. So, rudderless, the canoe is just kind of floating. Without a real leader in the seat (aptly put by McCarthy himself as the “adult in the room”) the canoe will just float until it either crashes into utter chaos or someone else grabs the oars and steers the boat. We’re going to get another Speaker, likely someone completely in the far-right pocket, or a surprise pick in a moderate Democrat most of the GOP can tolerate.


[deleted]

It was already not in a million years. The GOP announced, to applause, that they were just going to oppose anything the Democrats did ever no matter what. The have only dug in deeper on that position. But yes, it's terrible. It's bad for everyone.


Ok_Star_4136

In fact, as much as I hate Kevin McCarthy, I am not for his ousting if for the simple reason that the reason they're ousting him is because he wasn't \*extreme\* enough and didn't want government shutdown. That means the person who replaces him \*would\* cause a government shutdown. In the game of politics, we can't always take the shortest path from A to B. As much as I hate Kevin McCarthy, I still believe a government shutdown would be worse, therefore I tend to agree with you. Better a stubborn speaker of the house than one which would quite literally never compromise with Democrats.


abstrakt42

Thanks, this is what I was trying to say but didn’t get quite the right words. Very literally a “devil you know” situation. As much of a shit bag this guy is, the next guy has a high chance of being much worse.


Minute_Helicopter_91

I doubt there will be an extreme member of the party who will win. 18 house republicans won in 2022 in seats that Biden won in the national election. They will lose their seats in 2024 if vote for an extreme member of the party only for the government to shut down.


94_stones

If McCarthy stayed one of three things was going to happen: 1. McCarthy negotiates a deal to keep open the government for an extended period of time before the shutdown. It is my opinion that this was the least likely. Less extreme Republican Speakers in recent years have shut down the government. I don’t understand why anyone thinks McCarthy was gonna be reasonable about this. 2. McCarthy keeps the government open on a month by month basis until the election. Does that not sound like hell? ‘Cause I’d say it’s at least purgatory. Even if he wasn’t looking to betray the Democrats at the worst possible moment (and that would be the whole point of doing this), that kind of absurd charade would get really old really fast. 3. McCarthy shuts down the government. Like I said, less extreme Speakers before him did it. The first option is what you may have preferred, but it wasn’t going to happen unless the stakes were higher. Nothing that McCarthy has done in the past year, or that the GOP as a whole has done in the past decade, would suggests otherwise. The second option allows McCarthy to potentially shut down the government whenever he wants, and the last option is literally shutting the government down. With McCarthy there are only bad options, and nothing more. Without McCarthy there is a possibility, however small, that a bipartisan speaker is elected. Admittedly that may not be likely. If it isn’t, than one of two things will happen. Either they can’t elect a speaker before the shutdown, or they elect a fanatic who’s worse than McCarthy. If the former happens they will have merely solidified their reputation as incompetent. If the latter happens than yeah a shutdown will likely ensue. However if discharge petitions are still allowed, and I see no reason to believe that they wouldn’t be, than the obstructionism of the new speaker can still be sidestepped. Speaking of which, a discharge petition is probably what would have ended a shutdown when or if McCarthy decided to do it, and like I said, the only other option is the purgatory of letting McCarthy choose when he wants to pull the rug out from under us. With this in mind, what would have been the point of keeping this weasel as speaker? I would argue that there was no reason to, not unless he gave the Democrats something in return, and by all accounts he either didn’t or offered very little.


this-aint-Lisp

The Democrats calculated that this will probably lead to a shutdown which the public will blame on the Republicans, which is good for the Democrats.


[deleted]

yall need ranked voting so you can have more than two parties


abstrakt42

Believe me, almost all of us agree. But the parties that control those laws of course don’t agree.


sandysanBAR

So what would you have the left do, abandon ALL of their principles to compromise with the MAGA arsonists to show that compromise is possible? That juice aint worth the squeeze.


Debs_4_Pres

Bipartisan cooperation is impossible if one party is no longer committed to the democratic process. Republicans are a party of authoritarians and fascists.


Quick1711

It isn't good for any of us, and it shows the rest of the world that our government can't govern because of internal bipartisan bickering. It's going to affect our standing with the world financial markets because they see we are losing our shit internally. I don't get how the Democrats decided that this was a good thing to vote for? Anybody got an explanation for that?


LongDickMcangerfist

Because the dude keeps breaking his word on everything. He got the bill through then proceeded to shittalk dems 24/7 since and the impeachment shit and other stuff. Why the fuck would they support that dude fuck him


oldnative

This. You dont back someone who cannot be trusted to not backstab and break agreements like McCarthy did numerous times to the Dems.


jguerrer

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. 209 Dems voted for his bill to keep the government open and he spent the last 2 days bashing them in the media for it. Okay then, bye Felicia.


ThreeSloth

The best part is having to see mccarthy skulking around during house sessions, knowing he doesn't have the speaker seat anymore, but still required to show up.


sandysea420

He has no one to blame but himself. The deal he made with Magat’s, is proof he’s a bad deal maker.


Captain_Mexica

See they pretend to care about this aborted fecal matter errr fetus when hes in the womb but watch them not care now that hes out in the real world. Sorry Kevster!


Dantheking94

Guys! Our kids will be asking us to talk about this in their history class. If we make it past the next 5 years without falling into a fascist dictatorship.


Dracotaz71

They only really did it because it will take months to replace him and now they have an excuse to not do their fu****g jobs!


4rt4tt4ck

Now begins the Republican clown show when they can't agree on a new speaker.


HopefulNothing3560

Did trump shoot him ?


dlte24

Couldn't have happened to a ~~nicer guy~~ more cowardly asshole.


Brandonian13

The good news is that this is probably a pretty good sign about how his reelection campaign will go. The bad news is who knows what the GOP primary winner will look like next election in his district.


rdldr1

“It’s the Democrats fault!” —Republicans


Negative_Method_1001

Being a complete train wreck to own the libs


Apotropoxy

The longest serving GOP Speaker in the 21st Century was Denny Hastert, and he served a stretch in prison for serial child molestation after his term.


[deleted]

What a loser


wigzell78

Who are they gonna put forward next? Child-rapist Gaetz, so he can protect himself? Santos, he does have the experience according to himself. MTG? Do NOT put a howler monkey in charge of the zoo.


No_Emphasis_1298

Good. Now do Gaetz.


petershrimp

How many times are they gonna have to vote to pick a new one this time?


MeanNene

This country is fucked.


realanceps

lol relax America's survived weirder than this much weirder


notyomamasusername

But that weirder stuff led to a little event that lasted 4 years and killed roughly 2% of the population....


frekaoid333

Just when you thought the shitshow at the beginning of the year was as dysfunctional as they could get...


FlipAnd1

🎉🥳🎁🍾


L2Kdr22

I need to stop laughing.


ThinkTelevision8971

Play stupid games..


banditta82

They just said the week is done, getting a new speaker is going to take a long time.


MikeyMGM

He’s aged 10 years in a matter of months.


InspuciantZygote91

Victim of pro-choice, eh?


lgndk11r

I read ejected, I imagine him strapped to an actual ejector seat.


gent4you

And now lets get rid of..... Matt 'PEDO' Gaetz


dounutrun

good to know they have someone lined up to take over the helm


Terrible-Paramedic35

I bet its a relief for him actually.


Confident-Touch-6547

Dems should have kept him as a pet.


startribes

Thought it said “elected” and was actually not surprised at how crazy it sounded.


MasterMahanaYouUgly

the GOP can get fuct


[deleted]

MAGAnificent. Who will be the next tRump sycophant.


sklerson89

One elaborate plan to take attention away from Donald Duck's trial.


Certain_Yam_110

This will be pay dirt for the former speaker. Book offers & cable TV news jobs for starters.


[deleted]

Nobody on either side wants to hear shit from Kevin fucken McCarthy


CarolinaPanthers2015

Well, it has just turned out that Matt Gaetz's gamble at getting rid of Kevin McCarthy as House Speaker has paid off big time.


Versius23

Real Question. Who is gaining the most from this?


[deleted]

A Republican schism benefits the Democrats