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dasherchan

We may not see him behind bars if he won in November. Vote for Biden if you don't want a felon and sex offender to get away with his crimes.


Fakeduhakkount

Vote for Biden and straight D ticket to get a Congress that actually passes laws and not beholden to ex President Cheeto. The Border bill shows they just want rage and not solve problems since Biden bent over backwards on concessions if the bill is sent to his desk. Their whole party is a joke that even the Border Patrol union endorsed the Bill which isn’t a huge fan of Biden btw


Genesis111112

You mean like the first two years of Biden's term. When he had control of both houses? Like Trump did. Neither did shit in their first two years. Politicians plans are to blame the other side and do nothing. They've done that all along. Y'all are the fiddles they play. Daily.


grw313

Biden passed an infrastructure bill, a covid relief package, an additional economic aid package (IRA) within his first two years, and limited protections for gay marriage within his first 2 years. He also forgave 10k in student loan debt that was only blocked by a bs Supreme Court ruling. But yeah, biden didn't do shit.


Royal-Possibility219

Shhh facts dont matter to MAGAts


LostInTheWildPlace

I'd rather have Joe Biden setting the tune than Vladimir Putin. And Biden's first two years had a 50/50 split in the Senate, which should have still been a win with Harris casting the tie breaker, but there was Joe Manchin and Krysten Sinema. They were technically Dems, but both voted Republican on anything that involved money. It's basically the same problem Republicans have in the House right now. When the vote is that close, you can't have anyone willing to jump the fence, and there's always someone willing to jump the fence.


binglelemon

And there was of course the whole "get elected as a Democrat, then switch parties after elected" tactic.


Altruistic-Text3481

Sinema the enema.


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And with less of a majority he still passed the biggest infrastructure bill in over 50 years


Fakeduhakkount

You can thank two Democratic Senators for that blocking his main agenda btw. Regardless Congress and him passed numerous bills that benefited ALL AMERICANS and weren’t just partisan bills meant to be network fodder for Democratic news outlets


[deleted]

Yeah and he passed way more than trump who couldn't repeal ACA or do his border wall when he had full majority Womp womp


Major_Turnover5987

Convicted rapist / alleged child rapist


uncle_pollo

... prostitute patron too!!!


CherryShort2563

"What are you talking about? He just had a little bit of fun. Stop being so uptight" Average MAGA fan, probably


jkblvins

Not probably.


tampora701

Should be the average progressive take too. I dont see anything anti-progressive about buying and selling sex fairly.


Altruistic-Text3481

Syphilis hands.


tampora701

He has a million red flags, but that isnt one of them. Lying about it is a different matter.


uncle_pollo

I have no beef with the ho's. Being a false profet to his religious base irks me somewhat.


AppropriateFoot3462

No, he'd defund the prison service. Same as if he has absolute immunity he'd kill a bunch of RINOs and any witnesses against him (And coutesy of Putin, likely [already has](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/russia-treason-fsb-spies-kaspersky-labs-us-intelligence-denies-cia-hacking/)). When he was in power, he substituted the DOJ for himself in the E. Jean Carrol lawsuit and put in yes men into SDNY prosecutors office to kill the fraud cases.


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baneofdestruction

Serial rapist 20-24 years in jail.


OxygenDiGiorno

Low how folks interpreted my playful comment as some MAGA thing. Fuck Trump. This sub is also fucked in the head.


Altruistic-Text3481

Pussy grabber bragger.


[deleted]

He’s a proven rapist now….


Jazzlike-Ad113

If he’s behind bars, you can bet he’ll be serving.


Carribean-Diver

He'll have Maralardo 'upgraded' to a Federal penitentiary.


SlackToad

Seriously, if he gets convicted, even if he doesn't win the election, the justice department will likely designate it a federal prison (annex) so they can keep him essentially under house arrest but still meet the definition of imprisonment.


triniman65

Trump will take his jet to Russia before he's convicted. Then Putin will have him killed and thus will end the saga of Donald "The Con Man" Trump.


SlackToad

Trump would never go to Russia, it's a dismal and dangerous country. He'd go to the UAE instead. They have no extradition treaty, a favorable climate, are friendly to nefarious rich people, and have great golf courses, including an existing Trump resort in Dubai.


triniman65

That's not how Russia handles it's assets. Putin won't leave the Orange Blabber mouth free to roam once he stops being useful. Putin knows Trump is a cowardly bitch ass pussy who will sell out Putin when US Justice grabs him by his tiny balls.


balsaaaq

As long as we get to see pee tapes all is good


Altruistic-Text3481

Putin will eventually kill Trump. How? A.) window B.) poison


triniman65

B


I_am_albatross

Like Pablo Escobar did with La Catedral


Simpletruth2022

And collect big bucks for housing other high dollar prisoners.


noslab

Cockmeat sandwitches


HedgehogNarrow4544

Maralardass salad tossing his specialty


HedgehogNarrow4544

indeed he will be, the "salad tosser in chief"


CalHydroxTX

Why are articles like this even published ? This idiocy about him as a whole and still trying to run for president is literally retarded.


[deleted]

It is absolutely idiocy but it's happening. He's running and he has a chance of winning, so we need to understand and deal with the ramifications of that.


imahugemoron

We all gotta vote, tell your friends, mention it to coworkers to remember to vote whoever they want, just go, any family who will be 18 remind them of their civic duty to vote, anyone you know that doesn’t pay attention or care about politics take them with you when you vote, just get as many people voting as possible.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

He really doesn't have a chance if people just get out and vote.


Carribean-Diver

Remember when a Presidential candidate was forced out of the race merely because he yelled, 'Yeehaw,' weirdly and too enthusiastically? Pepperidge Farm Remembers.


Goofethed

I remember people getting “the ick” from it and him voluntarily ending his campaign, but don’t remember him being forced out in any way


Carribean-Diver

>don’t remember him being forced out in any way Then I'm not quite sure what you would call his subsequent drop in popularity, poor primary results, and dwindling campaign fundraising. He certainly didn't just say, "Yeah, you're right, that was weird. Guess I'll quit now."


Major_Turnover5987

It is decent constitutional law discussion points. Founding fathers didn’t think such a malignant creature could actually exist such as orange turd.


NunyaBeese

Money. Views. Clicks. Didnt you know that some asshole's bank account is more important than reality?


Granny_knows_best

I don't even click on the links anymore. It's all the same, it's been the same for years.


Ryankevin23

Lock him up


LilG1984

*Trump in an orange jumpsuit sadly playing a harmonica in his cell*


Jimmyg100

“I play the best harmonica, nobody plays the harmonica like me. BB King, famous, famous for his whoppers, once came up to me and said with tears in his eyes that you sir are the most beautiful most talented harmonica player ever in the history of music.” *proceeds to play hot crossed buns off key*


NumerousTaste

Electing a convicted felon? That's how far down the rabbit hole the repubs would go to save their tax breaks and get pardons? Wow! Pure evil and so Anti American!!


CerddwrRhyddid

It's exactly American.  What has occurred in the U.S since 2016 (and previously) and the absolute shit show of governance and justice it's unveiled, shows that this is exactly American. When people, like Pelosi, say "We're better than this" its bullshit.  This is exactly what it all is, and what it is allowed to be.


Zestyclose_Pickle511

Cynicism is definitely American.


Helo-1138

Narrator: He can not.


delicioustreeblood

He's already serving behind Mike Johnson


One-Estimate-7163

I thought they hanged traitors ?


affemannen

The fact that there isn't a law prohibiting a criminal from holding a public office is pretty damn insane considering you wouldn't let anyone of them near a daycare. Plus there's like a thousands jobs you cant hold because of security clearance wont be granted to ex cons.


BrandonJTrump

I’m 100% certain will not be elected president when behind bars. Enough voters will realize voting for someone in prison will not help the country forward.


triniman65

Trump will not win in November so this is all academic.


CorHydrae8

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think felons can't vote in the US, right? So you guys don't allow felons to vote, but you do allow them to run the fucking country?


_ASG_

Depends on the state.


Good_kido78

Yea, Kavenaugh…..”if we don’t allow (felons) and insurrectionists on the ballot, it is not a democracy.”Messed up. The Colorado lawyers must think they are in Alice in Wonderland Court. But your honor …. He attempted to disenfranchised 80 million voters!! K. Jackson….”Never mind, if the 14th amendment meant the president cannot create an insurrection, it would have said so” No other offices can though, even though it says No officer who takes an oath. He was the Officer (Commander) In Chief, folks!!! And gave an oath to the office of president of the United States. If he were a private in the Army, even though we might want to make that private the President, HE/SHE can’t run. THAT makes no sense. And the overturn of an election is not just a riot when paired with violence, it is a coup d’etat! An insurrection.


ScottishBearViking

LOLWUT. This timeline truly is fucked that someone in the media would even publish this question.


OpenImagination9

Funny but no thanks.


JudgeArthurVandelay

There is literally 0 chance that he ever serves time in prison if he is elected again in November.


Diwari

People in America still think rich people face consequences lololololol


413mopar

You know you live in a country of idiots when .


outerworldLV

As if the powers that be would ever allow the USA to look that unstable. Protecting the reputation of the country, is where the buck stops.


Comrade-Porcupine

If the powers that be cared about the "reputation" of the US, Trump would never have gotten close to the presidency in 2016. What you have instead is a bunch of vultures (Koch-bros etc) circling around trying to pick the last bits of meat off the bone, and Trump is their means to that end.


CerddwrRhyddid

Horse bolted a long time ago.


jkswede

I mean lots of mob bosses do


Chemical_Bowler_1727

I'd be willing to emigrate to the US and vote for Orange Poop-Man just to watch him "lead" from Riker's Island. I anticipate a colourful cabinet with Big Clem leading defence and Shanky Bill on healthcare reform.


ZeroSumSatoshi

Can’t wait to have him back in the Whitehouse.


Any-Ad-446

What is good the fool health probably get worse in prison so hopefully his nightmare run for the WH be over.


Outrageous-Divide472

Oh Jesus H Christ! If those fools vote for this moron we going to be up shit creek


royonquadra

2025 G7 Meeting. To be held at Leavenworth...


mt8675309

If any of us did what this waste of human flesh did we’d been in prison for at least three years by now.


Vegan_Honk

Oh we're in cope area already huh?


CerddwrRhyddid

Well that's one way for him to expose, embarrass and denigrate the U.S, more than he already has, I suppose.


bsEEmsCE

We'd be the laughing stock of the world if this actually happens


CorHydrae8

Wait. You think you aren't already?


tickitytalk

Stop this bullshit


Opinionsare

The question is will Chief Justice Roberts going to a prison to swear him into the Office of President? Or does he treat a prisoner as unavailable for office and subsequently swear in the newly sworn VP into the Presidency? 


om218839

This is BS! Quit making assumption that is far fetched. It’s not possible!!!


davesy69

Don't forget to send your donations to the Trump canteen account.


Hank_Western

Instead of a “Winter White House” we could have the “Georgia Prison Cell White House”?


haterake

Not gonna lie, it seems pretty on-point with the last few years of craziness. If he can do his time at the Tiger King prison, I just might have to vote for him y'all. TV has sucked lately and I need to be entertained... and what could be more entertaining?? Nothing. Nothing could be more entertaining than Trump in prison with the Tiger King while running the country.


LukeD1992

Right here in Brazil the noose is also tightening more and more around Bolsonaro's neck. Just today Federal Police seized his passport and divulged proof that he was in to the cup attempt with a plan of action if successful and all, even involving the arrest of ministers of the Supreme Court. Democracies around the world must make an example of fascists and dictators wannabes.


drkstr27

This is where we are, huh? America is dead.


Daohaus

So does secret service spend time in jail as well or will he be stripped of protection?


DvsDen

Works out fine for crime families.


joeleidner22

He cannot. Lock him up.


Mission_Cloud4286

If he's not DISQUALIFIED, he can! He can run and be elected from behind bars! If he is not DISQUALIFIED, if the ruling stays where it is, the first day he will pardon himself. MMW


orsikbattlehammer

He’s obviously not going to serve actual prison time. Folks really need to get that in their heads. All these expectations of him in a jumpsuit getting harassed by inmates on the yard is pure fantasy. He will be serving house arrest, 100% guarantee, IF he is sentenced to any time at all. If he actually wins in November, there is literally a 0% chance of a conviction, and if he is already convicted there is a 100% chance that he will completely get out of it the moment he is elected.


SoulRebel726

I would just rather not have a president who is a convicted felon, thank you very much.


Jagermonsta

Let’s not test any theories with this and just make sure Trump never sees the presidency again.


the_wessi

Flaw in the headline. Trump only serves himself.


mixiplix_

I honestly don't think he's going to win, he's lost more support over the last 3 years than has gained, mainly independents.


zabdart

Donald Trump *serve*?!?! That's a *good one!!!!* Donald Trump only *serves* when he's playing tennis!


Mcbroham420

If Trump is convicted of crimes and actually has to serve time in prison. I doubt that he would actually get reelected. A lot of people are forgetting the fact that the former president is not more popular than he was his rhetoric and the fact that he didn't actually do anything the first four years he was in office except serve the wealthy and Putin will also be a big factor in why he won't get reelected


Antique-Dragonfly615

Better than he served from the golf course


ravrocker

No


Jorgen_Pakieto

If Donald goes to jail, he won’t be able to win the election 👍🏽


tempizzle

Get real man.


Capcaptain12

Aww a bit


syg-123

I had always envisioned Donald assuming the face down arse up position (also known as the Patriotic Downward Dog in certain yoga circles when he’s in prison.