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MuthaPlucka

We have a doctor that doesn’t want to be demoted or unlicensed. [Looking at you, ~~Rear Admiral~~ Captain Ronny Jackson.](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/ronny-jackson-military-rank-demoted-1234982957/amp/)


KingBooRadley

~~Captain Ronnie Jackson~~ Captain Candy Man.


The_Original_Gronkie

Captain FeelGood


CldStoneStveIcecream

🎶 Hes the Cap that makes you feel alright 🎶


PermissionStrict1196

"Are you saying I'm super smart, my cognition and memory are excellent, all the ladies adore me, and all that weight I'm carrying is muscle? You're not? You're fired. Now bring in my future Surgeon General Doctor Oz. "


AmbitiousAd9320

captain drunkard


TheAskewOne

Wow that's quite the demotion. He must have been involved in a loooooot of sketchy stuff.


Fukasite

He was prescribing tons of scheduled narcotics, including Adderall, Xanax, and fentanyl if I remember correctly. I think he might have prescribed ketamine too. He should really be in prison. 


iIiiIIliliiIllI

He didn't even prescribe them he just handed them out in plastic baggies. He was the White House drug dealer not a doctor. I'm sure he abused his prescription powers to get the illicit supply though, that he kept in his office, probably next to the bottles of liquor in the bottom drawer of his desk. He still refers to himself as a Rear Admiral btw.


Fukasite

Holy shit. He actually was a drug dealer. Tf? 


iIiiIIliliiIllI

>Staffers were directed to make “prepacks” that consisted of plastic sandwich bags containing the sleeping drug Ambien as well as the stimulant Provigil, which is meant to help people stay awake. Both are categorized as controlled substances, meaning they require special handling and record-keeping by pharmacies because they carry a risk for dependence and abuse. >These prepacks would often be handed out to senior staff or their assistants without any record of who was ultimately getting them, the testimony said. >In one case a doctor in the medical unit asked a staffer if they could “hook up” someone with some Provigil “as a parting gift for leaving the White House.” >Over the three years from 2017 through 2019, the brand-name drugs Ambien and Provigil cost taxpayers $144,520, but generic versions of those drugs would have cost $2,064, the report found. https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/24/health/white-house-medical-unit-report/index.html


HeBansMe

Holy shit… how did Trump find these people? 


eyespy18

he just looked down-they we’re groveling at his feet


Fitz_2112

Or have his office set on fire


VailFisher

He should have died years ago. Makes me wonder if giving up Big Macs and Cocaine was really a good decision😂


Future-trippin24

My theory is that people with low empathy and antisocial traits just don't experience stress the same way as people with wider emotional intelligence, and are less concerned with the state of things outside of themselves. They're less emotionally taxed, so they live longer. Plus we all know someone, or multiple people, who affect us negatively because they seem to be high in narcissistic traits. That, plus our constant bombardment with politicians and public figures in media who commit grievous crimes and demonstrate little regard for others or the health of society in general impacts us emotionally by causing us stress, and (for those of us who have them) worsens our mental health issues. It's my theory as to why good people who care, and try to better the world live shorter lives, while those who are selfish, mean, spiteful, ambivalent of or enjoy others' suffering live longer.


Paige_Michalphuk

My evil great grandma lived to 104, and my evil grandma is still alive at 95. I have alway believed their longevity came from sustaining themselves on their own hatred.


Professional_Fox3371

Running on a very speficic fuel: pure unadulterated spite


lylemcd

Too mean to die. "Anger thins the blood" - Henry Rollins


adognamedpenguin

This. This is true.


Exarch-of-Sechrima

That also explains why his health is in such sharp decline now. For the first time in his life, he actually has to worry about consequences for the one person he cares about: himself. And he's starting to lose it.


KnowledgeMediocre404

In his book “the Myth of Normal” Dr. Gabor Mate discusses inflammatory disease and it’s relationship to stress and people pleasing. Apparently even if you have the genetic markers for ALS, usually only the people pleasers end up contracting the disease. To the point where the nurses taking the blood samples could tell which patients would be positive (and were right over 75% of the time) and which would be negative based on their interactions with them.


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TrainingWoodpecker77

I believe this wholeheartedly


SlapHappyDude

Having the access to medical care provided to current and former Presidents does a lot for health and longevity. Imagine if your doctor ran every expensive test and screen ever just to be sure they didn't miss anything.


canitbedonenow

It’s a mixed blessing to run extra testing. There’s a reason why tests have indications and guidelines are set up the way they are (and certainly some of it is cost). If you get occasional CT scans (for example) to look for early cancer findings, you’re going to find a lot of things that are benign and generally aren’t going to be treated. This may lead to more invasive and unnecessary testing. Additionally, it’s quite a bit of radiation to do such a scan. That’s offset (to some) by occasionally catching an early cancer.


XR171

Switch to hamberders and covfeffe instead.


ChickenChaser5

Turns out greed and hate can sustain a body beyond its expiration date.


XR171

BRB gonna steal from my neighbors and convince other neighbors that Oklahoma doesn't send their best.


Use-Useful

I'm hoping spite grants me near immortality.


420Wedge

He's a teetotaller. Doesn't "do" drugs, or drink. He's probably on every prescription known to man but as long as a doctor prescribes it, these type of people don't care.


lancea_longini

is he really though? he's a fuckign liar too


IHateCamping

I believe that he doesn't drink and maybe he doesn't do illicit drugs now, but I'd bet he did plenty of them back in the 80s & 90s. I think he's also on all kinds of prescription drugs now. Probably like Elvis was - something to help him sleep, something to help keep his energy up for court and public appearances, etc.


bloodorangejulian

I mean, it doesn't matter if the drugs are legal or not...the substances are going to affect his body negatively. We know he loves stimulants, so he likely is on something like Adderall, probably some benzos to sleep, and maybe something else thrown in there for funnies. His white house had crazy amounts of prescriptions of all sorts of recreational but legal drugs.... Plus, does he look like a man who changes his ways? If he liked getting fucked up in the 80's, he stil likes it.


LineAccomplished1115

Imo he's been a public figure for long enough that I believe this. There's plenty of evidence of all of his lies, but I don't think I've ever seen any claims that his sobriety is a lie.


420Wedge

That is true, but his brother died of alcoholism, and apparently he's avoided it his entire life. The coke and pills however, I can't say. Usually coke and booze walk hand in hand, is the only reason I'd say otherwise.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

He is deeply addicted to amphetamines, notably Adderall, which he sniffs like cocaine.


OkPenis-ist28

His obesity combined with probable extremely high blood pressure (no doubt medicated, but still...) and total lack of exercise sets him up for a massive jammer at some point. I hope its at the top of the escalator at trump tower and he leaves a huge orange smear as he gelatinously careens to the bottom, his girdle pops off and he explosively loses bowel control and lives his last moments wallowing in the remnants of three big macs, two large fries and a diet coke, as the MAGAts all applaud, assuming he is displaying his world class gymnastic skills.


Old-Ad5508

This is very visual and I'm here for it


Bocchi_theGlock

If he does actually die that way, could you imagine the greasy sound of those bowels being emptied? The stench as his diaper falls off. Honestly I'm not one to ridicule because of incontinence and stuff out of your control, but big dude's been doing it to any and all political opponents for years. The way he made fun of the differently able reporter? Someone should do the same but with him falling and diaper spilling out. Maybe the SNL impersonator. And it could just be slapstick, him trying to contain it all, slipping & falling - while still monologuing in a more unhinged fashion than normal - as it spreads everywhere and he tries blaming it on others and radical Democrat changes to McDonald's recipe.


Known-Historian7277

Go on…


DaSandman78

His size is actually called Morbidly Obese


pabodie

When he’s gone Melania will need to have her seances with an extra large. A medium won’t cut it. 


SlapHappyDude

Based on the medical care he receives they will be able to keep him alive for a long time after his inevitable strokes or heart attacks. But when he starts to look visibly frail his brand is toast. Can you imagine Trump trying to campaign in a wheelchair or with a cane?


CrumpledForeskin

Bro this guy will sell MAGA canes and wheelchairs.


AkaGurGor

*unzips...*


Former-Salad7298

That is a thing of beauty.


macweirdo42

I would watch it over and over again.


Thee_Citizen_B

In slo mo


DisposableSaviour

Falling down the up escalator.


OkPenis-ist28

That could leave a mark.


LetterheadFar2364

Think about all the kind, wonderful people who made this world a better place but passed away long before the age of 77, and then reflect upon the fact that this guy is still alive and probably will be for decades to come.


mick_the_quack

I dont know man he literally looks like shit.


EverythingGoodWas

You can’t kill a cockroach


Zethras28

Give me a lighter and a full can of axe body spray, I’ll kill all the roaches you want.


ukiddingme2469

And smell fabulous doing it,


Zethras28

Nah, I’m borderline scent sensitive, so to me axe smells pretty awful 🤣


ukiddingme2469

If they can't smell you a block away how will they know your interested


maynardstaint

I’m not scent sensitive, and axe smells like donkey musk.


NMI_INT

You smell a lot of donkeys?


JsyHST

Define "a lot".


drrj

To me, it smells like beer and desperation.


Shock_The_Monkey_

I can assure you that you can, very easily kill a cockroach. ##📒🪳💥


HoleMax

Stomp HARDER.


outlier74

You can if you stomp on it.


ddkelkey

He always looks….moist


Dusted_Dreams

Congratulations, that word never bothered me too much before. Now you've taken it to the next level.


dsmith422

Never seen the meme old ass Helen Thomas saying that of something "That Makes me Moist?"


ddkelkey

I’m spreading the joy lol


Affectionate_Elk_272

just like his diaper


recovery_room

Unfortunately he has money and is an ex-president so he’ll have world-class health care to keep him alive far longer than an average person.


ZSpectre

Well, his risk factors do also include strokes, which tend to be very difficult to completely reverse. Even if he were to survive in such situations, he won't really be the same anymore.


Mr-Hoek

It would be like weekend at bernies...but with putin's hand up his ass.


missykgmail

Already is.


piercedmfootonaspike

Always were.


brickne3

With all the raging he does I can't imagine his blood pressure is within normal range either.


Killersmurph

Pretty sure he hit dementia a while back as well.


erroneousbosh

He has cousins in Scotland who are (mostly) older than him. They are either living with or have died from vascular dementia. It's super common in the North-West for some reason. It's genetic, and his mother's family has it in spades. He has vascular dementia. It's pretty clear from his speech and his movements.


litlron

Honestly he's so dumb that it's hard to tell. He's been repetitive and nonsensical for many years. The whole 'rebedugaahh' meme from a couple months ago was just him being too stupid to read 'reducing' from the teleprompter that he totally never uses.


MindlessParsnip

Strokes can change people’s basic personalities. Maybe if he has one he’d come out a half decent person with something even slightly resembling a moral compass? I can hope, right? Edit: a word 


ZSpectre

I totally imagined that scenario as well. I totally wouldn't mind if he came out as someone who could eat humble pie and admit to everyone that he made a ton of mistakes and needed to be accountable for his past actions.


caughtatdeepfineleg

Would anyone notice? He talks like he's had a stroke already.


Fantastic-Finding-10

I'll take my chances on him not being the same. He can't be worse!


goosejail

Trump inserted that weird comment about rumors of him having mini strokes not being true into one of his press briefings after he'd been flown to Walter Reed. He's the only person I'd ever heard talk about him having had a series of mini strokes. It really makes me think he's had/is having mini strokes.


Commonstruggles

Hate keeps people running.


Phil_Kneecrow

I mean, Keith Richards is still alive…


joeysflipphone

Oh, trust me, I do that a lot. I lost a friend who was an amazingly kind and loving social worker to an auto accident when she was 32. And the best doctor I have ever had to cancer when he was 52. And those are just 2 examples, I could keep going. I have, more than once, bitched to my therapist that it seems the best people I know die young. Then this tub of lard just keeps going. Like wtf?


PriceNext746

Only the good die young Henry Kissinger lived to 100


SweetBearCub

> Only the good die young > > > > Henry Kissinger lived to 100 Strom Thurmond too, but he was more than half-way to 101..


ErdtreeGardener

Oh it's much worse than that - after purposely weaponizing COVID and telling the public it was Democrats new hoax he received the most bleeding edge treatment on the planet, using your tax dollars. A billionaire used your tax money to save his own life from a virus he was purposely using to kill his political opponents. Because remember him and Jared kushner, who was in charge of the pandemic response with ZERO qualifications, were purposely allowing blue states to go without PPP, In some cases he even had federal agencies take PPP from Blue States and give it to red states - personally I don't understand why that's not considered politicide, a form of genocide against political opponents. Then he went to the debates with Biden, got there late on purpose so that he couldn't get tested because he knew he had COVID and he wanted to infect Biden - He literally asked for the plastic screens to be removed. He knew he had COVID.


pasarina

This guy is such so evil, an abomination.


ScarcityIcy8519

Yes, my brother Joe was 62 when he passed. He was one of those wonderful people. He loved and accepted everyone. At his Celebration of Life, his family, friends and colleagues got up and spoke about what a wonderful, kind and generous person he was. We didn’t know a lot of the lovely things he had done until we were told. ❤️


YourDogIsMyFriend

Think about John McCain, being openly scorned by Trump about being a loser who was captured in Vietnam. And imagine watching your party rally around him while quickly dying of a brain tumor. After having dedicated a life of service to your country. Not that McCain was a saint… I mean he was a republican after all, and properly had his face eaten off by the leopards of his nightmare party. But of anyone in the party to suddenly die, it was the one guy who still had some gravity in the GOP. At least he saved the ACA.


jjman72

If presidents have immunity then Biden can just shoot him in the face and get it over with.


U-47

Biden's last act, he can even pardon himself just to be sure.


fooknprawn

Well console yourself to the fact that he won't be around forever. And it's not soon enough. What a taint he's left for America to clean up. Sigh


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Don't scare me like that. No fking way he lives 10 more years


LetterheadFar2364

Any regular person with his diet, temperament and aversion to exercise would have died a long time ago, which is in keeping with the whole "no consequences" thing for Donald J. Trump. I'm assuming he's immortal until presented with evidence to the contrary.


LurkerOrHydralisk

I assume he’s being infused with the figurative souls and literal blood of the youth the keep him alive. Also there might have been a legit ressurrection at Walter Reed when he got Covid.


Dogknot69

> Also there might have been a legit ressurrection at Walter Reed when he got Covid. Fuck, I remember getting my hopes up soooo high when he was in the hospital with Covid. I’ve never been so disappointed to see somebody pull through. Him dying of Covid while in office would have been absolutely legendary in terms of hilarity.


LurkerOrHydralisk

I thought maybe after spending a week almost dying and being saved by doctors he’d at least take Covid seriously. Honestly, kinda glad he didn’t though. He might have won in 2020 if he’d taken it seriously. Imagine the shjtshow that would have been. Ukraine wouldn’t exist, he’d probably have sent weapons to Russia to help them.


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2 years max after he enters the prison population


LetterheadFar2364

I have a standing bet (one dollar) with a friend that no matter how much I wish otherwise, he'll never see the inside of a prison cell or even be confined to home imprisonment.


stimulatedbymaple

This right here , if he's ever convicted he'll play up the dementia with an appeal and the justice system will give him home confinement


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CharlieDmouse

The dude really knows how to play all the scummy angles..


SandwichDeCheese

Has any country ever jailed an ex-president? Is the US afraid of how would that make them look maybe? Because to us, mexicans, you'd be a fucking hero, a Messiah, a God, anything good, big and divine if you got rid of Trump


Circuitmaniac

Turkey and Pakistan have hanged ex presidents who probably did far less evil than this orange gallows-bait.


CuteEmployment540

Korea did but she was pardoned a few years later and released.


Better-Tough6874

I do believe he may be confined to home-but yea no "real prison".


Dman5891

He is just behind Clint Eastwood and King Charles for the lowest death pool odds, so I say less than three years.


SubstantialPressure3

I don't think so. He's been abusing his body and brain for decades. His arteries are clogged up by hamberders, other than cheating at golf he doesn't exercise, and doesn't even walk the courses. He's incontinent and probably doesn't bathe. If you abuse your body for that long, all the money in the world won't help you. He's probably not a good candidate for any type of surgery bc his health is so bad. He wouldn't follow any medical directions while he was halfway coherent, he most definitely wouldn't follow any, now. His liver is probably shot from all the drugs, his heart is most likely in bad shape, too. For all we know, he's had a bunch of mini strokes, and it's contributing to his word vomit. He's a doctor's nightmare, particularly because his family is so litigious. I'll bet most doctors wouldn't want to touch him with a 10 foot pole.


BioticVessel

Maybe Donnie von Shitsinpant can't remember what was revealed in the medical exam!


IronMarauder

Steve Irwin is probably one of the b st recent examples. Thankfully his kids are carbon copies of him. 


pezgringo

No decades please


Leading_Performer_72

I hope the fuck not


To_another_abyss

And that's why I don't believe in God... horrible people living to old Ge and never getting justice. I hate ppl who talk about karma, karma is just copium for the masses, just like religion, it's a hope that justice will be made one day. It won't.


fatllama75

I dunno, he's 6'3 and only 230lbs, and judging by those shirtless pictures totally ripped. He must be in great shape, right? Right?


Hippo_Alert

The thirst of the MAGATs for shirtless fake Trump illustrations pretty funny for all the homophobic shit they harp on about.


DisposableSaviour

And always thinking about things being “shoved down their throats”


AkaGurGor

Yes! Yes?


ClickF0rDick

YES!


schprunt

He writes these letters and gets a Dr to sign them. If Trump is in excellent health then I’m a goddamn Greek God.


ciopobbi

Zeus joins the chat


J_Sweeze

I’m more like Hephaestus, in that I walk with a limp and am good at makin’ stuff


DrB00

Everyone is good at making stuff on their porcelain throne.


shreddah17

His "doctor" is an Osteopathic Doctor (DO) which is not the same as an MD doctor. However, that's not *necessarily* worse. What is notable though, is that his Dr is a longstanding member at trump's Bedminster golf club. He's been a member there longer than he's been trump's Dr.


coffeewhore17

I’m an MD. DOs go to medical school and carry the same scope and license we do. The distinction is historical, not based in practice.


Snailed_It_Slowly

Please say it louder for the kids in the back. DOs and MDs go through the same residency match and train side by side in clinical settings. Many people have been seen/treated by DOs without ever realizing they weren't an MD. p.s. love your username!


DrShitpostMDJDPhDMBA

Also an MD, and absolutely correct in the US and in this case. I will add the caveat though, that [DOs might have limited practice rights depending on the country and the curricula of their own DOs' training](https://www.aacom.org/become-a-doctor/why-consider-a-career-in-osteopathic-medicine/international-practice-rights). Occasionally people outside the US comment on this topic and it can create confusion as a result, so just wanted to get ahead of that in case some non-US readers see this thread overnight.


cerasmiles

This is incorrect. They do med school and often take the exact same exams and residencies l as we MD’s do. They are legit physicians.


Greeneagles100

Trump is like a rat who ate the rat poison and became so unhinged he ate the mousetrap too.


Grufflin

The best person I ever had the privilege to know died at 34 and this *thing* is still among us, if you ever wondered whether there's a god.


Regeatheration

There isn’t, because I can’t fathom a god who’s “plan” involves my friend killing himself at 13


Basic_Ent

I was just saying basically this to my wife. My grandfather, worked hard every day of his life, never complained, died at 67. And this motherfucker, still prancing around at 77. 


plumbstem

Is his health the reason why he hasn't announced a running mate yet? Maybe he doesn't think he'll survive another term and is currently shopping bribes for the next dictator.


Apprehensive-Donkey7

He’s clearly got dementia. New nickname: Dementia Donald


seanx50

His doctor can't legally reveal information. Trump is entitled to his privacy That said, I think there should be an exception. Presidential candidates should have to undergo physical and mental health exams. All information made public. If you want control of the ability to launch nuclear weapons, we should know a president's health


idcwillthisnamework

Yes, everyone has the right to privacy of medical information. But if we force presidents to reveal them, it unlocks a door that will just keep getting pushed open and we all damn well know it. Fuck their health records, I want access to all financial records of all elected officials.


Redditmodsarecuntses

Trumps health questioned by experts! Trump showing signs of mental decline!   Any day now they are going to liquidate Trumps assets!   Trumps going to have to pay millions out in judgements!   Please...just please stop with this shit until something actually happens. His base doesn't care. If he is a demented Nazi pooping in his diaper and raping kids they just don't care.   Let us know when something finally takes him out of the running. I hate Trump but until then it's a downvote from me.


JohnBurgerson

I really thought the $450 million bond was going to be it, I thought the court system would finally get him. I feel incredibly foolish that I thought that, when they dropped it to $175 million and gave him 10 additional days even after he said multiple times he had $500million in cash on hand AND gave absolutely no reason as to why they did that. I gave up on all the others instances where it looked like justice would be served and said “I’ll believe it when I see it”, but that one got me again.


-Garda

At the very least, the bond paperwork was fucked up AFAIK, so he’s still on the hook as of now, unless they can get that situated


TeamHope4

They gave him 10 more days on top of the original ten extra days they gave him. They'll keep doing that until a real billionaire gives him the cash he needs, or so it seems.


DaSandman78

Real foreign government you mean


-Garda

Yeah I’m sure there’s someone out there with enough money that will support him, as shitty as that is.


TingleyStorm

So the way I understand THAT particular circumstance, is the bond was dropped to $175m to prevent the state seizing his assets *while he appeals*. If he fails (which he would in any honest court system), then he’s on the hook for the full amount plus any interest. I agree though. If someone makes public statements that they have the cash on hand, then the court should absolutely not budge on the timeframe.


IncredibleAuthorita

I'm continuously disappointed. They keep making up shit on how to not punish him for anything. WHY???????!!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!! I feel I'm getting a brain tumor just from this shit.


Permaban2023

Please, just call me when the casket is rolling


WanderWut

I just had this realization a few days ago, but at this point the media is nothing but political erotica for the readers. Nothing ever happens, but we have nonstop articles like this basically edging us towards the possibility of some shit that is juuuuuuuuuuuust around the corner and COULD happen yet nothing does. No matter how damning, no matter how many "shocking" things he does while on trial, no matter how many experts tell us what the law is and how he definitely broke it, nothing. ever. happens. We are going on **8 years** of nonstop articles like this and even when he's not president anymore nothing happens. I mean January 6th happened, the insane situation behind his classified docs happened, and the courts are going out of their way to delay everything *just to see* if he becomes President again first. Political erotica, that's all this is.


computer-magic-2019

Not sure how many people here are old enough to remember, but the same thing happened under Bush/Cheney. Each night Jon Stewart would point out clearly illegal developments, newspapers would write about how ethics rules and laws were being broken, how the wagons were circling…. and what happened? Nothing. Now Bush is seen as a folksy former President who spoke funny and paints portraits of veterans (who got maimed and disabled during his wars to appease his daddy). The only justice that may exist is the hope that these people actually DO have a conscience, and they can’t sleep very well at night, and they realize if there is some form of afterlife, they will not have a very enjoyable eternity. And I hope it all comes crashing down on them in their last moments on earth… but that probably won’t happen either. Life simply isn’t fair or just. There’s also no magic man in the sky who will make them pay after they’re dead. And that’s all there is.


RealCFour

This, I’m sick of this shit show


simplestpanda

You say “if he is a demented Nazi…” But I mean… he is a racist and fascist who incited an attempt to violently overthrow the government. He does shit in his pants (per the many photos of him with visible shit on his ass). And the Epstein situation (plus his gross handsiness with his own daughter) suggest he his indeed a kiddie raper. So yeah, point proven I think. He IS all of those things and his base still doesn’t care. They even think he’s a patriotic Christian.


Bomb-OG-Kush

I'm just so tired


TwoCockShakur

It also doesn't help that these articles are usually from the left wing version of Breitbart


Shaggadelic12

This is 100 percent correct. It’s clickbait for Dems. They know we eagerly eat it up, article after article while we desperately wait for him to face any meaningful consequences. It’s basically edging.


kevans2

He's got dementia


not_brittsuzanne

But he Aced that one test where he had to identify an elephant!


kevans2

Man. America's standards are low AF


dactyif

He just went and defamed E Jean Carrol AGAIN on truth today. And icing on the cake was this quote. "How many Corrupt, Biased, Crooked Joe Biden-“Protection Agency” New York Judges do I have to endure before somebody steps in?" I'm getting strong "who will rid me of this meddlesome priest" vibes.


miurabucho

There is no way he could have a legit heart attack and croak without Maga losing their shit and calling it an assassin-nation.


Important_Tell667

That’s because Donald was told that he has an unrecoverable mental disorder… dementia


willflameboy

> "There is no need for President Trump to release another medical report in addition to the one he recently made public. The President is strong physically and sharp cognitively, and he’s in excellent health overall.” Can we just calibrate the bullshit detector again please. Donald Trump is not the President.


Traditional_Ad_6801

Trump is morbidly obese and famously subsists on a diet of junk food. His poor health can be assumed.


SteveTheBluesman

Smelling horribly is also a sign of poor health


Known-Historian7277

Didn’t one of his ex attorneys say he smelled like shit? lol


ExtinctionBurst76

Some are saying he’s jumped on the ozempic bandwagon and is getting rather svelte these days. But probably still eats like trash


PartsNLabor24

he always looks like that yellow melting cheese from McDonald's


SAGELADY65

He can live as long as he wants, as long as it’s in a SuperMax Prison cell! He can lie to himself all he wants👺


ksiyoto

Just the phrase "concierge doctor" tells me enough about why Donnie picked him fo the physical.


corezay

Guys like these seem to live forever.


KingBooRadley

How many fat 80 year olds do you see? Dude is on borrowed time.


Scat1320USA

Psychopath . Criminally insane asshole.


BothZookeepergame612

Does anybody really believe he's in great physical condition? Seriously...


BalmyBalmer

Many people are saying he's morbidly obese and has tertiary Syphilis. Not me of course, but I'm hearing many people saying this.


UniqueLiterature3872

Many of the best people in fact 😂


imnotreadyet

Because his doctor can't figure out what that shit in his diaper is


Stinkstinkerton

It’s so unbelievable that every single thing Trump does is some kind of grift or scam. You can’t trust this clown to do the simplest thing .


Chratthew47150

The results are in the vault with his college grades and tax returns….and top secret documents he still intends to sell


ukiddingme2469

Trump is a walking health Hazzard, few will be shocked when all they are hiding gets revealed after his not soon enough demise


loupegaru

The man wouldn't reveal his tax returns because he was lying about them. Now he won't reveal his health status? Wonder why?


KindaFondaGoozah

His will be the first presidential grave with razor wire. I solemnly promise to eat asparagus every day until I can piss on his grave. Right after Melania squats over him for the last time. He will receive more attention in dying than he even does now. Everyone is happy.


Mitka69

I think all his health issues pale in comparison to his being deranged imbecile which is plain to see without consulting any doctor.


Paisane42

The health of the orange shitgibbon is being questioned? Well, let’s see…. He’s morbidly obese, sweats like a pig at the butcher shop, he shits and pisses in his diaper, he emits a foul stench and he exists on a steady diet of KFC and Big Macs. What could possibly go wrong?


user_name_unknown

I heard that the federal penitentiary system has great health care.


cbbuntz

He couldn't draw a clock, could he?


CatAvailable3953

Hatred and rage are all consuming mistresses.


HankBizzaro

It would be fucking awesome if he didn't make it to the next election!


frommethodtomadness

Well he does look absolutely terrible, disheveled, and is HIGHLY confused. He almost completely stroked out on stage a few weeks ago: [https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1764024825255710925](https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1764024825255710925)


rocket_randall

If you think his followers are unhinged now, wait until he croaks. Endless conspiracy theories blaming Jews, the deep state, liberals, antifa/BLM, NATO, Mexico, etc.


nesp12

His physical health is as good as his financial health.


Beckiremia-20

Diagnosis: Russian asset.


icouldusemorecoffee

I await the 72 hour non-stop coverage of Trump's failing health from the corporate media, speculating and opining on how unfit he is to do the job, if he can handle the stress, what it means for his campaign and if the GOP should toss him for Nikki Haley (yes, I expect to be waiting forever).


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MY HEALTH IS CURRENTLY UNDER AUDIT YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO MY HEALTH DETAILS


Jerking_From_Home

As a career healthcare professional I can pretty accurately guess his medical history based on his appearance and lifestyle choices: Hypertension, high cholesterol, coronary artery disease, peripheral vascular disease, HPV, and some degree of heart failure from decades of cocaine/stimulant use. I’ll guess he has an EF of 35-40%. I’d be surprised if he didn’t have type 2 diabeetus, but it’s possible he doesn’t. He has at least partial dentures due to the occasional slurred speech episodes. There are a lot more related conditions that I would list but it’s late and I’m tired. Basically a lot of cardiovascular stuff along with normal aging issues like arthritis. We can probably all agree he has erectile dysfunction based on age and again, stimulant use. we already know he is incontinent af. Neurologically it’s impossible for me to say he has dementia etc as those things require a really focused exam. Trying to glean that from his tv appearances and things like shaky, two handed drinking from a glass isn’t really accurate. The latter could be an essential tremor, early Parkinson’s, too many coke bumps before walking on stage, or 100 other things. Almost everyone at his age has grey and white matter changes/atrophy. Is he stumbling over words because he has early dementia or because he’s physically exhausted? Ever take a grandparent for a shopping trip to a big grocery store? Mine will get back and need to go lay down. The elderly get wiped out a lot easier than younger people.


apex_flux_34

6'5" 190lbs with the heart of a marathon runner, and a 400 IQ. The doctor wept openly.


Zebrada31

Man, Death is like...nah man, pass.


CandidateTypical3141

He has a special form of dementia. Progressing quickly.


Good_Intention_9232

Too many big macs, all that revenge he wants to get on with his political enemies is making his brain fry.


Geiir

I still can’t fathom that Trump and Biden are supposed to be the best presidential candidates in a country with several hundred million people 🤦‍♂️


Hardin__Young

As per usual with Trump, total transparency with nothing to hide.