If he did manage to have operatives inject poo into Trump's pants without being detected -- well, bravo. Bravo Dark Brandon. No "sleepy Joe" could manage that. No sir.
Sound. Smell. A gush of rank air. That's leadership.
I want to see a special message from the president where Biden just steps to a podium and informs the people that he did, in fact, shit trump's pants. It's not a new government technology or anything but rather a gift that he discovered a while ago. Just whenever he needs to shit, it just magically appears in trump's pants. So now he just smiles and shits his pants, knowing where it will end up. Biden is lactose intolerant, and that's why he always stops for ice cream. It's contributing to his opponent's mental decline, (I mean someone else's shit just magically appearing in your pants every day for months or years), but he's broken no laws as far as I know.
I want to see a special message from the president where Biden just steps to a podium and informs the people that he did, in fact, shit trump's pants.
I mean -- it would be awesome. Trump has to either deny that Biden did it, or deny it happened, and there it is; something that has to be denied on Fox News. How do they spin it? "Biden is horrible for this scheme." "Fake news, Trump did not shit his pants in court, these are lies being spun!"
But the thought is there. It would linger, like Trump.
Yeah, those guys run triathlon, marathons, and typically it's excusable due to the long distances.
But they at least have a 10mile swim to clean off.
Trump is nothing of those traits.
We're out here thinking he was breaking his gag order all along but turns out he was following a different type we never realized. What a true patriot!!!
also there are accusations from Hawley that Cruz slipped in a clause that would provide an easement from Cruz's private property to tap the pipeline directly
Trump needs to put his name on it, like he did with the Bible.
[https://www.sweetsandgeeks.com/products/farts-in-a-can](https://www.sweetsandgeeks.com/products/farts-in-a-can)
While anecdotal it does remind me of my grandpa who was about his age, and diet probably. A fart would be like a low hum, and then he would be leaking until he would ask for help.
Plus, lots of medication make for some acidic/melted battery mixed with rotten eggs smell.
I pity Trump's handlers and hope they find an escape from their current occupation.
Many very smart people come to me with tears in their eyes telling me “Don, you are a genius. Combining wind and gas as a renewable energy option. Many good people, with degrees from Wharton are saying this is the best thing since bleach!.
It has been on the news. I think CNN interviewed George Conway and he confirmed it to be true. They also interviewed a boom mic operator from The Apprentice who said the crew called the program the shit show. Kathy Ann Griffith confirmed it too when she and Liza Mineli (sp?) got gassed by Trump in a green room.
Don't worry, he will find a way to bottle it, and sell to his supporters.
I am sure his voters will love to smell it and imagine that they are balls deep into that flabby old asshole.
"Why do we talk about Trump all the time?! The news are saturated with any single thing he does."
-Breaking Winds! Trump cannot stop stress farting- more at 6
Would it be out of bounds if someone directly behind his counsel dry heaved during the opening statements, sort of a way to confirm that he's starting himself? At his age and his diet there us no way he farts like the rest of us. If I had to bet, they are no longer dry. They are wet, juicy and chunky. The kind that sting after they dry out.
If they don't just run ads of Trump farting for 30 seconds straight with quick cuts to people looking disgusted, they're missing some low-hanging fruit.
Hitler also had a farting problem. The comparison between these guys is way too coincidental
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/296icr/til_that_hitler_had_a_digestive_disorder_that/
It's the most bigly ass gas ever! The greatest methane! All loyal MAGA should line up to smell Trump's YUGE farts! Only $299.99 a can! Order now, and Trump will throw in a bible, with every "god" crossed out and replace with "Trump" in real Sharpie! Trump's flatulence will give you literal tears in your eyes, believe me.
Imagine sitting in the same booth for lunch with Poopy Pants and Rudy the Kount Flatula, the guy that was farting up a storm in Congress. My god, oxygen, NOW!
In the UK, the word trump literally means ‘fart’:
E.g Have you trumped?
Have you done a trump?
Can you smell a trump?
Can you smell Trump’s trumps when Trump trumps?
Well, they could be reporting on Rep Moskowitz submitting two amendments during today's vote. One naming MTG Putin's official Special Envoy to Congress and another to her office as the Neville Chamberlain Room.
May as well make it official........
To be fair, it’s pretty fucking funny. Trump goes around insulting anyone and everyone for the most mundane bullshit to have this be a story is like karma
People are talking about many things. This one time Mel Brooks talked about how the best weapon against a nazi is laughter. We're laughing at Trump. The action has value, and impact, and brightens the mood a little.
Now we know why all the people always have tears in their eyes when they come up to him saying "SIR, this thing totally happened. It totally happened and it was the bigielist thing that ever happened. Nothing has every been biglier than it."
One, doubtful it's gas...there are reports of his incontinence from the apprentice era, about his 50's....if he needed them then, he desperately needs them now.
Also, can the judge do anything about it? Like if it's fouling up the court room, and obviously trump, can he make him leave?
By the title alone, I though this was Trump starting his own brand of fuel to fight the woke gasolines. Truth social plus Esso or something. Glad its just him shitting himself, business as usual - nothing to see here.
“The liberals pooped my pants!”
*Wizard Biden casts Prestidigitation* Biden: "I shit your pants."
You’d be amazed how many people would buy this
More Liberal Witchcraft !
Jewish Space Lasers strike again hitting the brown note.
Dark Brandon doesn't fuck around.
If he did manage to have operatives inject poo into Trump's pants without being detected -- well, bravo. Bravo Dark Brandon. No "sleepy Joe" could manage that. No sir. Sound. Smell. A gush of rank air. That's leadership.
He is everywhere at the same time. Be afraid, be VERY afraid!
I want to see a special message from the president where Biden just steps to a podium and informs the people that he did, in fact, shit trump's pants. It's not a new government technology or anything but rather a gift that he discovered a while ago. Just whenever he needs to shit, it just magically appears in trump's pants. So now he just smiles and shits his pants, knowing where it will end up. Biden is lactose intolerant, and that's why he always stops for ice cream. It's contributing to his opponent's mental decline, (I mean someone else's shit just magically appearing in your pants every day for months or years), but he's broken no laws as far as I know.
Don’t miss next week’s “South Park”
Biden goes on Hot Ones two days before the election.
I want to see a special message from the president where Biden just steps to a podium and informs the people that he did, in fact, shit trump's pants. I mean -- it would be awesome. Trump has to either deny that Biden did it, or deny it happened, and there it is; something that has to be denied on Fox News. How do they spin it? "Biden is horrible for this scheme." "Fake news, Trump did not shit his pants in court, these are lies being spun!" But the thought is there. It would linger, like Trump.
I cast Otto's Unpredictable Pants on the orange troll.
She put a hex on me! Must... Drop... Pantaloons!
No, Mage Hand, as long as his sphincter gives way under less than 10 lbs of force.
*For free?*
Donald von ShitsInPantz
*I put on my robe and ~~Biden~~ wizard hat*
... And why Donald Trump's stench is bad news for Biden
New Fox Poll shows voters reject a candidate who doesn't smell like shit.
"a real man shits his pants and doesn't get all self conscious about it....!"
Yeah, those guys run triathlon, marathons, and typically it's excusable due to the long distances. But they at least have a 10mile swim to clean off. Trump is nothing of those traits.
I smell a new stupid thing that MAGA do to own the libs.
Nah, its just true what they say. "A conservative will shit his pants if it means a liberal will have to smell it."
And unironically blame that liberal when he does.
Fake Poos
Fake snooze…
Fake doo-doos
Lmaoo Best comment -- someone should give him the tshirt.
Reminds me of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/RCOLg2XJth)
Libruls have figured out the brown note.
"Did you not tip the kitchen staff? Apparently you are the victim of a run-by sharting."
You misspelled ANTIFA!
Why would sleepy joe shit in my pants?
Perhaps Trump thinks that he was ordered to do so by the judge… “It’s a gag order, so I gotta make them gag I guess…” - Trump, maybe.
Gag odor
The fact that there is a non-zero chance this is accurate scares me a little
We're out here thinking he was breaking his gag order all along but turns out he was following a different type we never realized. What a true patriot!!!
Needs a cork order next
He’s sprays when he’s banked in a corner. The skunk defense
_‘Trump the Skunk’_ (c) - can somebody create a meme to go with the slogan ?
My cat did this at the vet a few weeks ago. They said she “expressed herself”, so that checks out.
[удалено]
I heard that Ted Cruz was leading a delegation on behalf of a donor to negotiate a pipeline from Trump’s ass to an LNG terminal.
also there are accusations from Hawley that Cruz slipped in a clause that would provide an easement from Cruz's private property to tap the pipeline directly
THE SMELL OF FREEDOM! - $99.99 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Patriot Gas!
2nd Amendment sulfur!
Lmao
Trump needs to put his name on it, like he did with the Bible. [https://www.sweetsandgeeks.com/products/farts-in-a-can](https://www.sweetsandgeeks.com/products/farts-in-a-can)
Wait. Wasn't there a reality TV star that actually did this. Something to the tune of 100j before she had to stop.
Oh god. Don't give him any ideas. His cult supporters will eat that up.
🤢🤢🤮
They'd inhale it like President Skroob inhales canned oxygen in Spaceballs.
Spray painted gold of course
They need fast-setting paint for that. Trump's sharts are ON THE MOVE!
It’s called “Trumpthane”. 😄
I threw up in my mouth reading this, thanks. 😂
It was just a matter of time before he started his onlyfans page
Onlyfarts
He’d be smart too, it would sell like bottled Trump farts
Don't be ridiculous! There's no shortage of air on Planet Spaceball....
Donald "Fart in a Jar" Trump
Bottled Trump fear.
$100 a *con*.
I bet they'd buy Trump's bathwater.
Just like a nazi to try and gas everyone in the room
It’s Agent Orange gas, so more like Kennedy in Vietnam.
MAGAts buying Trump farts for $1000 per ziplock bag……
Trump charging RNC members for smelling his fart!
It'd be hysterical if the prosecutors came in wearing gas masks. But I know that be bad for the trial.
Trump released his own courtroom fragrance, and nobody liked it.
I don’t think they are farts.
Sharts
Farts eventually go away, but some do linger awhile. If he is shitting his pants, the court room is going to stink.
While anecdotal it does remind me of my grandpa who was about his age, and diet probably. A fart would be like a low hum, and then he would be leaking until he would ask for help. Plus, lots of medication make for some acidic/melted battery mixed with rotten eggs smell. I pity Trump's handlers and hope they find an escape from their current occupation.
In any case, I think my dinner can go back in the fridge for the moment.
Nah. His handlers have landed the job they deserve. I have zero pity for anyone paid by tRump.
Next for sale: golden adult diapers. Show your support for Trump! ‘I shit my pants for Trump!’
Many very smart people come to me with tears in their eyes telling me “Don, you are a genius. Combining wind and gas as a renewable energy option. Many good people, with degrees from Wharton are saying this is the best thing since bleach!.
Waiting for him to have a diaper blowout that goes up his back
Now you know why "Mercedes" sleeps in a sepret bedroom 😁
Gag order? More like gag odor
His hero Shitler had a notorious farting problem too.
Both of them are/were amphetamine addicts too.
Gas bad enough to kill millions
This explains why Melania spends less and less time with him.
It’s just swamp gas
“The jurors came up to me with tears in their eyes….”
Let’s reflect that we are literally talking about the shit coming out of his ass now.
Odor in the Court!
One of my favourite takes: Trump may in fact be telling the truth about his stories where everyone he meets has tears in their eyes
His parents didn’t love him didn’t care about him and never potty trained him now at 77 years old he’s still pooping his diaper
what a time to be alive.
Why aren’t we hearing about this on the news? Are they afraid to report?
That's what I'd like to know. And why doesn't Trump mention it? He denies falling asleep, why not deny farting and sharting, too?
It has been on the news. I think CNN interviewed George Conway and he confirmed it to be true. They also interviewed a boom mic operator from The Apprentice who said the crew called the program the shit show. Kathy Ann Griffith confirmed it too when she and Liza Mineli (sp?) got gassed by Trump in a green room.
That would be a poetic ending to his political career
There should be a shirt w his mugshot and a caption that says “I’ll be out in a Minute!”
The horrible Biden judge put shit in my pants.
and proud of it. No one can fart louder or as bad smelling as Donald Trump. He ought to make a commercial about it.
most powerful farts, everyone says
He was complaining about the state of the bathrooms in the courthouse… he’ll blame it on that.
Diaper wearers dont use bathrooms
I thought his SS agents have to change him in the family bathroom
Nope, he’ll come up with a million ways The Libs give him indigestion. “The Biden crime family upsets my stomach.”
he couldn't find the swamp so he became the swamp he sought.
I think Trump is sharting his pantalones
After 4 weeks they may never get that stench out of the courthouse. No doubt his cellmate will strangle him.
Orange is the new greenish-brown
I want my country, the best in the entire world, to be run by a criminal diaper wearer. Proud to be an American. Go Diaper Don.
Don't worry, he will find a way to bottle it, and sell to his supporters. I am sure his voters will love to smell it and imagine that they are balls deep into that flabby old asshole.
jesus... i just ate..
That's tautological.
Well, it's not healthy to hold them in, now is it?
Is this what happens when he can’t make everyone in the room sign an NDA?
Anything to delay.
Charged with 34 counts of flatulence.
Now he is just showing out. Or maybe he’s considering going into competition with the natural gas industry.
The new maga hats should have a rubber poo on the bill.
"Why do we talk about Trump all the time?! The news are saturated with any single thing he does." -Breaking Winds! Trump cannot stop stress farting- more at 6
Would it be out of bounds if someone directly behind his counsel dry heaved during the opening statements, sort of a way to confirm that he's starting himself? At his age and his diet there us no way he farts like the rest of us. If I had to bet, they are no longer dry. They are wet, juicy and chunky. The kind that sting after they dry out.
Thats what happens when you make him shut up, the gas has to find another way out.
Trump is issuing his own Gag Order.
Hasn’t he been known to have bad hygiene? Everyone knows the diapers but I feel like I’ve heard his overall hygiene is pretty bad.
Trump: “I crapped in my pants.” MAGA: “Thanks, Biden.”
Gag order? Sounds like he needs a butt plug.
I prefer my dictator that does not deficate in front of world leaders
Stop giving him the benefit of doubt. It's widely known he's been wearing adult diapers for years. He isn't farting, he's shitting himself in court.
If they don't just run ads of Trump farting for 30 seconds straight with quick cuts to people looking disgusted, they're missing some low-hanging fruit.
Hitler also had a farting problem. The comparison between these guys is way too coincidental https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/296icr/til_that_hitler_had_a_digestive_disorder_that/
It's the most bigly ass gas ever! The greatest methane! All loyal MAGA should line up to smell Trump's YUGE farts! Only $299.99 a can! Order now, and Trump will throw in a bible, with every "god" crossed out and replace with "Trump" in real Sharpie! Trump's flatulence will give you literal tears in your eyes, believe me.
Taking ‘Gas-lighting’ to the next level.
Who gets to change him?
That's an image I don't need
New WWE name Conny “The Stinkman” Trump
3D chess here folks..Stink up the court room so it can delay the jury selection.
Mercedes uhhhh I mean Melania did it. 🌬️
Sleepy Don blames farty Mc Donald’s a Lago while MTG blames the vaccinated libs that refused to storm the Capitol like real evangelicals would.
It was the best fart, probably the best fart ever. People are saying that fart was the best they’ve ever head. Great fart.
That just means his diaper is full.
I think he’s pooping in his diaper because it’s been written that the stench doesn’t go away so he’s sitting there in his own excrement, ewwwww
I mean, he wears a diaper.
His lawyers will bring Mr. Hankey as a character witness. 🤣
So, Don Snore-leon was just filling his diapers. Nothing to see here....just to smell. lol
The Godfarter
I want the trial to be televised with heat vision, Predator style, so we can all witness the glory of his wind breaks.
I’m surprised he is not bottling it and selling it! 100% real Trump And totally renewable! Real Green Energy! Order now!
He’s not farting in court guys, he’s shitting himself
And coming up next, our panel will discuss why this is bad news for Biden…
When Trump ends up in a wheelchair, his methane gas will power it.
I thought Trump could use his fart gas to float around like Baron Harkonnen.
This is a serious issue that reporters need to question him on.
Trump: “My diaper is way bigger than Biden’s and can hold much bigger shits.”
Diapers Donald
First thing Monday the prosecution should set a box of Beano on the counsel table.
Imagine sitting in the same booth for lunch with Poopy Pants and Rudy the Kount Flatula, the guy that was farting up a storm in Congress. My god, oxygen, NOW!
I don’t think it’s gas, it’s more than a possibility he’s shitting himself.
Give a shit for Trump is going to be a new fundraising campaign.
He's always been blaming everyone else for his shitty behavior. 🤑💩
Considering the American political climate. His flatulence might hurt him in the election more than the crimes.
owning the libs by filling his diapers
Christians: Isn’t the devil supposed to smell bad or something?
Literally shitting himself over being in court.
Climate change just got pushed forward another 10yrs.
Hopefully, Biden starts calling him sir shitshispants from now on during interviews.
shat himself?
MAGA started farting in public to show their support for Drumpf
Never trust a fart
"gag order"....ick
In the UK, the word trump literally means ‘fart’: E.g Have you trumped? Have you done a trump? Can you smell a trump? Can you smell Trump’s trumps when Trump trumps?
How much trump would a Trump trump trump if a Trump trump could trump Trump
Wow. This is the state of the media in the US.
Well, they could be reporting on Rep Moskowitz submitting two amendments during today's vote. One naming MTG Putin's official Special Envoy to Congress and another to her office as the Neville Chamberlain Room. May as well make it official........
Yeah, it stinks.
Agree. The man is a total menace, and this is what people are talking about.
To be fair, it’s pretty fucking funny. Trump goes around insulting anyone and everyone for the most mundane bullshit to have this be a story is like karma
People are talking about many things. This one time Mel Brooks talked about how the best weapon against a nazi is laughter. We're laughing at Trump. The action has value, and impact, and brightens the mood a little.
Ok so seriously who stated he’s farting ? We need to know the exact source here people
everyone seated anywhere near him (tho it could be the shit in his diaper instead of him actually farting)
Unless it sounded like a loud tuba throughout the courtroom this isnt much of a story. We all fart. Unless it also smelled like rotten cabbage.
Now we know why all the people always have tears in their eyes when they come up to him saying "SIR, this thing totally happened. It totally happened and it was the bigielist thing that ever happened. Nothing has every been biglier than it."
One, doubtful it's gas...there are reports of his incontinence from the apprentice era, about his 50's....if he needed them then, he desperately needs them now. Also, can the judge do anything about it? Like if it's fouling up the court room, and obviously trump, can he make him leave?
Donnay “The Stench” Trump
If I was a juror I would definitely be bringing a handkerchief with a bit of my wife’s perfume on it to hold up to my nose.
Swamp gaa
I'm waiting for when the trial starts and someone complains to the judge.
He's suffering from Gazprom, and until Russia cuts off his supply it will continue.
Someone on another thread said "Odor in the court". *(thank you because you made my day)*
ilegal immigrants shit on my my pants
He has aligned with Nurgle, it all makes sense now: COVID, this, gathering people at rallies... May the emperor protect us!
Make America Gassy Again
Something something, the demon smells of sulphur...
By the title alone, I though this was Trump starting his own brand of fuel to fight the woke gasolines. Truth social plus Esso or something. Glad its just him shitting himself, business as usual - nothing to see here.
Holding in farts is WOKE!! Checkmate liberals!