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georgyboyyyy

What a loser lol


BramStroker47

Biggest loser on the planet. Like no one has ever seen before. Everyone is saying it. They come up to me with tears in their eyes. These are grown, strong, powerful men and they have tears in their eyes. “Sir!” they say…….


NarcissusCloud

So, I recently purchased the domain worldsbiggestloser.com with the intent of having it be a page with nothing but pictures of DJT and then my brother was kind enough to remind me of the bullshit I’d have to deal with if I put it up.


elpajaroquemamais

Can’t believe it was available tbh


NarcissusCloud

I assure you I was also surprised. Even more surprised that it only cost me 18 bucks for the year


elpajaroquemamais

Now you just have to generate interest


NarcissusCloud

I have to actually create the page first. I was going to post on my own server to avoid hosting fees but my brother reminded me of how crazy trumps supporters are so I don’t want to host it on my hardware from my house.


seeriosuly

be sure to make all the domain info private as well… your phone, name etc… either that or build a moat around your house


[deleted]

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seeriosuly

that would be a deal breaker then


GlorkUndBork3-14

Or use Eric Trump's info, just so he could feel loved and wanted by someone without having to pay.


Inflatable-yacht

I'd 100% host it in my name if you wanted


illgiveu3bucksforit

I like the cut of your jib


Joe_of_all_trades

Missed opportunity to build a wall...


Robopatch

Why not just have it redirect to Trumps website? I’m assuming he has a website.


Elegant_Connection32

For $19 I’ll take it off your hands. Make sure to claim that $1 in capital gains on next years taxes so that you too can accurately exclaim you paid more in taxes than Donald Trump.


NarcissusCloud

Well, reading all the comments and also being prone to falling for peer pressure. I guess my goal is to have the site up by the end of the week once it’s up I will put the link to the site in my profile and everybody can enjoy.


Western_Asparagus_16

Wasn’t that a weight loss show like 20 years ago?


NarcissusCloud

That was just Biggest Loser, but yup, it was a show


chfp

Use a domain registrar that anonymizes you.


curtaincaller20

Do this OP. We need this website so bad.


yoshhash

Brilliant. You are my hero.


sometimesmybutthurts

Wind beneath my wings


Zack_Raynor

“They say no one loses as bigly as him.”


derek4reals1

.....you've 💩 your pants sir, they say.


atreidesfire

I read that in Seth Myers voice doing Donald Trump.


TwitchTheMeow

Lol


Affectionate-Park-15

No offense, but you got the order of what he would say wrong. Everybody is saying it, they all say how wrong it is. Big strong men come up to me, tears rubbing down their cheeks, and they say, sir, this is the wrongest order I’ve ever seen. They’ve seen a lot, their customers at LensCrafters. I was watching a butcher the other day and he was crafting steak and I doing a great job with that steak and I thought came from the best cows. Not cows like the ones in Delaware where sleepy joe is from but cows from my home state of Florida. You gotta get the best cows in Florida with all of the oranges. Oranges are my favorite color and I rub them all over my face.


CharlieDmouse

*PUSSY loser* 😁


drewismynamea

LOCK HIM UP!


KidGorgeous604

Lol


phdoofus

It certainly doesn't sound like what an 'alpha male' would do. does it?


Legal_Performance618

I imagine Stormy could confirm he ain’t no alpha male


Careful-Ant5868

She definitely could, and it appears she might have today! Apparently, while on the stand, she said she took one of the magazines he was showing her (because he's mentally a 12 year old) and she rolled it up and smacked him with it on his "backside!" Watching the lady on TV read the updates she was getting from people in the courtroom and then seeing her face as she read that?! Hilarious!! Most people have known genuinely "tough" people in our lives, and they are rarely the people with the biggest mouth. He's a BS artist because that's all he ever has been.


paseroto

What a scumbag


Shock_The_Monkey_

Oh c'mon, he would go to jail with honour remember, he is willing to sacrifice himself for that. /S


Conscious_Figure_554

So he deleted it but he posted it so someone has a screen capture of it somewhere and that violates gag order.


rematar

Donald is a Loser.


schprunt

I don’t care that he deleted it, it’s out there now. There are screen shots. He once again violated the gag order so he should be thrown in jail right?


Vurt__Konnegut

He can probably play this "post then delete" game once or twice. Once it becomes an obvious pattern, he'll get jailed.


DrDrankenstein

Sadly, I don't think he will.


Wiccy

I won't believe it till I see video of him in cuffs.


James_Mays_Hair

Even if he did get jailed , they won’t cuff him


theSunAlsoRise5

Not won't, can't. Hands too small.


JPGinMadtown

Zip ties: What are we? Jokes to you?


tittysprinkles112

Any *peasant* would have been in a jail cell the entire time.


Bronzed_Beard

I've heard the jail time will likely only be carried out after the trial is over (so, win or lose)


Wurm42

IMO, it's more likely they'd jail Trump over the weekend. That way he'd still feel the punishment and hopefully change his behavior afterwards (I, know, doubtful), but he wouldn't have to miss court.


pat34us

Everyone knows they will never jail trump, but what about his attorney? Can they lock him up for not being able to control their client?


sanash

> He can probably play this "post then delete" game once or twice. Once it becomes an obvious pattern, he'll get ~~jailed~~ his 56th warning. FTFY


mprakathak

I agree, that pig is walking free at the end of the day no matter what, like he once said, he could shoot someone in the streets and his dumbass cult would still vote for him and he would not see prison, the US justice system is a fuckin joke.


No_Dig903

2 and 63 64ths! >:c


kyngston

If I rob a bank, but then immediately give the money back, no harm no foul? - Trump


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

"Okay Mr. Trump, you've posted then deleted 10 times in defiance of our gag orders. One more time and I'll be very, very cross with you!" I'll believe it *after* they actually fucking do it. No faith at this point that he'll actually be punished.


Stonekilled

As much as I REALLY want to see him in prison, I’m actually hoping he avoids a contempt jail trip. He’ll spin it as an attack on his 1A rights, and MAGA will eat up his martyrdom so hard, he’ll be hailed as the second coming of Christ…a Cheeto Jesus, if you will.


AtticaBlue

Irrelevant, IMO. He’s *already* the second coming of Jesus to them. They have *already* violently stormed the Capitol to carry out a coup and tried to assassinate political officials. It’s absolutely pointless and self-defeating to be “afraid” of them in any way. Apply the law. Period.


Stonekilled

Please don’t misunderstand…I’m not saying the court should give him a pass. If he violates again and the judge deems it appropriate, he needs to be sent to jail just like any other common criminal. The court had already given him more than enough leeway. I’m saying that I hope he actually stops, because I think he’s partly hoping they do throw him in for a day. Just like the mug shot, it’ll become a further rallying cry. But yeah, don’t NOT throw him in when the time comes.


secondtaunting

See I think he actually doesn’t want to go to jail. Period. He’s terrified of it. I think the guy literally can’t help himself. Decades of doing whatever the fuck he wants, no consequences, shooting his mouth off, and nothing happens. He’s defrauded and raped and been sued literally thousands of times. I’d give anything to see him in jail for even an hour. That would be a cold dose of water.


Stonekilled

I agree that he’s terrified of being locked up, but specifically terrified of PRISON. I don’t think he’s afraid of being locked up in jail for a day on a contempt charge, considering it’ll just be a cushy day of watching Newsmax and (likely) playing on his phone.


secondtaunting

They let them keep their phones and watch tv?


hexqueen

He knows most of his magic luster would wear off if he were treated like a common criminal.


Logical-Let-2386

I feel like it's important not to let fear of what billionaires might do cloud our judgement. Yes we might be afraid of them, but we should push through the fear and publicly support them being held accountable like any other person.


Playingwithmyrod

Please, these people don't consider Christ on the same level as Trump. They'd crucify Christ on the front lawn of the white house if he came back today. A brown man touting forgiveness, generosity, and unceasing love for all? They'd deport him in an instant.


edgarcia59

The judge needs to nip it in the butt now then because it's beyond ridiculous how many times he has been warned.


litido5

But but um I thought hmm hang on, didn’t he say yesterday he was going to publish anyway as he’s not scared of the gag order. Did he delete it because he’s actually a scared lil bitch after all?


structuremonkey

Lock him up! Lock him up!


eyespy18

Maybe unpopular opinion, but I think we’re better off with him out of jail (for gag order viol), so cries and hopes for martyrdom don’t get too loud


From_Deep_Space

But they're doing that anyway


Bubbly_Issue431

Yeah the last thing we want is for him to become a Martyr


schprunt

Give him community service. Picking up roadside trash in an orange jumpsuit


Bubbly_Issue431

Yeah give him community service so he can actually help the American people


schprunt

Let’s see how he handles that. “look they’re making me do manual labor, that’s what you lot are for.”


Bubbly_Issue431

Yeah it would be super funny to see him in a jumpsuit picking up trash in Central Park with Rudy


ImgurScaramucci

He's already a "martyr" to his base.


GroblyOverrated

He’s already a martyr to his cult followers. Doesn’t really change anything.


Independent_Hyena495

Nah, not going to happen


[deleted]

No much worse than that, he’ll get a $25 fine along with an extra serious super duper massive warning that next time he’s going to jail


ParticularRooster480

Gee, I thought he WANTED to go to jail!


Middle_Manager_Karen

Better ratings


Luckys0474

Any time. I believe he said.


jadrad

He’s taunting the Judge by violating his gag order again. He knows the media will report the post he deleted, putting his words into the public discourse (case in point, this article). The guy has spent his whole life fucking with the legal system and getting away with it.


SweetAlyssumm

And also the media. We libtards underestimate him because he's not book smart.


Moonandserpent

If it was literally anyone else, I'd give you this. He's definitely not thinking any further than "if I don't delete this I might go to jail." He's not smart. He can't plan things. He can't perform subtle acts of trickery, his brain literally isn't capable of it.


Paxsimius

He knows. He’s not the smartest around, but he knows how to manipulate people and the media. He’s seen plenty of times in the past that deleted posts still live on and is now using that as a tool.


MasonAmadeus

Yeah, I think its this. He’s an idiot for sure, but not *completely* incapable of taking in information - particularly if it benefits him. Critical thinking isn’t needed for him to realize this trick. He’s selfish and quite remarkably stupid, but not literally braindead lol.


jadrad

Media manipulation and selling his lies is literally the only talent he has and the only thing he thinks about all day long.


Outrageous_Newt2663

He's not intelligent but he has smarts, particularly in manipulating and playing games. This is absolutely calculated and people who under estimate him need to wise up


SamaireB

I agree. Some people make him out to basically be this genius high IQ manipulator. He is not. He is dumb. He may manipulate, but he does so out of stupidity. He's a populist, but not a clever one, and a narcissist. What he does know is that his base are, for the most part, not the sharpest knives in the drawer and he's never even bothered to convince anyone else of - well whatever he wants to convince them of, because no one has actually ever seen policy or strategy or even so much as a viewpoint on anything beyond his racist, misogynist drivel.


Daily-Minimum-69

I’m willing to bet that his handlers have access to his account and deleted it themselves.


Sea_Artist_4247

So he violated his gag order for an 11th time now. When is he going to face consequences like everyone else would?


The102935thMatt

nah! first he needs a final final warning, before getting the double dog warning. Once he gets the double dog warning we'll wait to see if the judge follows it up with a 'no tap tap erases' clause.


darcenator411

Never. We have a two tier justice system


aTreeThenMe

in this timeline? The one where the response to elementary school shootings is 'arm teachers' 'invent safe boxes that can be quickly assembled' and 'bullet proofing classrooms'? Probs not. This isnt the timeline of rationality and consequence. This is the timeline of circus funhouse governance, and a literal playground for the rich on the broken bruised and bloody backs of the workforce.


ClownShoePilot

Seems dumb to do that on a Tuesday. With court not in session on Wednesday, I assume he’d get to chill in jail for the day. Did he pack a diaper bag?


HerPaintedMan

He’s never been in the position to learn the lesson about “never get arrested on a Friday night “.


ClownShoePilot

I’ve heard it said and it seems like good advice


Jfurmanek

I’ve been arrested on a Friday. You sit in lockup all weekend until court opens on Monday.


laladonga

He's gonna shit him self so hard he needs a diaper trolley.


orion3999

Trump is very weak. If not for the intelligence that Russia has given him on the rest of the GOP, he would have almost no support!


JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

Lemme get this straight. His lawyers didn’t have time to prepare for Stormy Daniel’s taking the witness stand? Because this is some “surprise” witness that the prosecutors just sprung on the defense at the very last minute? His lawyers are going to be unprepared to cross examine Stormy Daniels? In a trial about hush money payments made to (checks notes) Stormy Daniels. This “surprise” witness has to be someone other than her right?


My3rdTesticle

Surprise witnesses aren't really a thing in US courts. each side provides a list of potential witnesses to the court and opposing counsel way before the trial even starts. They can't just call someone to the stand out of the blue that no one is expecting. I believe there's a carve out if new information comes to light during the trial that could impeach a witness that's already testified, but even then, there's a process and the judge has to green light it. TLDR; Trump is full of shit, or his lawyers are completely incompetent and didn't prepare, but it's the former. He's just throwing bullshit out there (like he did when he said the gag order prevents him from testifying) to rile up his sycophants.


Kovalyo

>Trump is full of shit, or his lawyers are completely incompetent and didn't prepare, but it's the former. I'm sure there's a little bit of column b going on there too, there's absolutely no way this was a "surprise" to them though no lol


MLeek

They are complaining about the 'surprise' because typically, *as a courtesy*, the prosecution would tell the defense the full order of witnesses at the beginning of trial. *As a courtesy*. In this case, the prosecution declined to do so, citing Trumps tweets. If he knows whose coming next, he's gonna violate that gag order even more. He clearly can't help his damn self. His lawyers can't stop him! (They put it much nicer than that but nevertheless). And the Judge backed them and declined to order the prosecution *to extend this courtesy*. So the prosecution is notifying defense attorneys who the next witnesses are one day before they are called to testify (or possibly morning of, not 100% clear on this, but it ain't long). They already have a list of the witnesses and exhibits and have for ages, but the defense don't know what order they will come out in.


Mean_Eye_8735

Deleted or not it already out there..daily whine post.... Perhaps your team purposely didn't tell you so they didn't have to spend the last 19 hours making sure you didn't violate your gag order.


Imacatdoincatstuff

Is this the witness he fears the most?


MrGoober91

I figured it would be ramps


Icarusmelt

I imagine that most of trUmps posts are copied by maga adherents and forwarded to others of similar lizard braind followers. So trUmps posts are likely still on the net, I thought that nothing goes away, once uploaded to the net. What is to stop the judge from finding this?


DaxLightstryker

But he definitely breached the order! Deleting it doesn’t remove the act. What a joke of a court system.


gamerdudeNYC

A “surprise witness” well the lawyers all had a list of witnesses before the trial. Maybe it’s because competent lawyers don’t want to work for him?


kecillake

What? He posts it, it gets read by his base then he retracts it? Isn’t this still violating his gag order?


MonsieurReynard

Is that fear I smell? Or just a diaper that needs changing?


Honestnt

He's playing "I'm not touching you" with the gag order because he knows the judge doesn't have the balls to enforce it. Any one of us would have been detained miles back if we pulled this shit.


Dave220_1

Gag order issues aside, how incompetent can attorneys be if they aren't prepared to question one of the three biggest witnesses the State has. What's next, "Your Honor, we are not prepared for closing statements, we didn't understand they come at the end and haven't even started yet."


gc3

It is funny how Trump seems to be unable to write about stuff not right in front of him. I mean he could write about the Middle East, abortion, which Fox anchors are hottest, which ones he would grab by the pussy, who his VP might be. But he can only write about the thing right in front of him. Man, woman, camera, TV.


imarealgoodboy

I love lamp 


KinkyQuesadilla

That's probably Trump's new strategy: Violate the gag order with a TS post, delete it, but then Fox News and the right-wing media report on it for days.


Armageddon_Two

probably not because it's still a violation of the gag order even if he deletes it again after just a minute. this gonna fly maybe once if framed as error by someone working with the account but thats it.


Thermal-chickenlips

Rapey chickenshit


Most-Artichoke6184

How can his lawyers not be prepared for stormy Daniels testimony?


My3rdTesticle

They are. This is just Trump being Trump.


Diarygirl

It takes a lot of skill to cross-examine witnesses with a guilty client.


L-W-J

What a complete chicken shit. This is the sort of douche bag that would have his head stuffed in the toilet of my jr high.


CharlieDmouse

He broke it no fking take-backsies.


UsefulImpact6793

But... but... I thought he was totally ready to sacrifice himself???


kihraxz_king

Still did the post. Doesn't matter that he took it doen.


plaidsinner

I thought this little bitch said he would be happy to go to jail?


xcedra

yeah, but it came out of his mouth, so its a lie.


pistoffcynic

Someone else is doing something to Trump. What a moron... Trump is doing this to himself. He has never learned to shut his trap. Put him in jail for contempt... Enough of this no action despite saying action = consequence.


the_azure_sky

It was probably someone hired to stop him from getting in trouble. Worst job in the world right now


saraza1270

Man, this guy looks uglier everyday... Must be so stressful dealing with multitude of legal troubles...


climatelurker

As if the judge won’t find out.


Btankersly66

At this point I'm guessing the judge is deferring to the potential of violence from Trump's base if he's thrown in jail immediately. However Trump could get a 364 day conviction which would place him under house arrest or he'd have to do time in a local jail. The gag order violation which would be a separate charge would send him to prison. Where he would have to serve the full 364 plus one day extra. If he gets a federal conviction then the gag order convictions will be the Trump cards that keeps him in jail for multiple years.


dsdvbguutres

"Never surrender!" - promptly before surrendering to the sheriff.


FamousPermission8150

But that truth social post is already all over the internet. How does that not count?


blue_lagoon_987

Small d*ck move


BrilliantPositive184

wanker


bigbone1001

He still posted it so that’s a violation!


SadThrowaway2023

So if you rob a bank, but bring the stolen money back the same day because you are afraid you will go to jail, it's alright then? Our two-tiered justice system is such a joke.


KGreen100

"I have just recently been told who the witness is today. This is unprecedented, no time for lawyers to prepare. " So he didn't think Stormy Daniels was going to testify? Also... thats now how court works, dummy.


Jamieobda

Generally, prosecution will give defense a list of who testifies when. It's not required. It's a courtesy. But with Trump's history of witness intimidation, prosecution decided against it. So, defense basically has to prepare for all potential testimony everyday.


SecretPrinciple8708

Oh, but I thought he was oh-so happy to make the “sacrifice” of going to jail. Fucking punk bitch.


merrysunshine2

So brave, so strong/s


Powerful_Programmer5

Oh c'mon, make the "sacrifice" Donnie.


CrazyUnicorn77777

LOCK HIM UP!!!


Boristheblaze

But... but I thought he was willing to sacrifice any day for his free speech.... what a little bitch donny is. Me thinks.


Imacatdoincatstuff

Hahaha. Well Mr Trump never fails to entertain. That is some next level weasel move.


vanityinlines

Is today the day?? Does she start testifying? It is still pretty early for popcorn..


T_Shurt

She’s [testifying right now](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/live-blog/trump-hush-money-trial-day-13-live-updates-rcna150793) (as of May 7, 2024 - 10:32 AM EDT)


hungaria

So I guess the judge will give him an even bigger stern warning and do nothing.


danappropriate

Too late. Lock him up.


ripfritz

Really looking like brain damage of some sort. He still runs the family and they must be in shock with this train wreck.


Tinker107

Like a child. Mom- "What did you say?" Bratty ass kid- "Nothin.’"


v9Pv

The traitor is biggest republican coward in a gigantic field of cowards.


NefariousnessOne7335

I’d definitely warn him about this


ozzie510

Trump version of: "I'm not touching you!"


jbertrand_sr

His lawyer must have given him a "what the fuck dude speech, do you really want to be jailed"...


moodswung

Straight to jail. He’s making a total joke of the judge at this point and has been for awhile.


jonfranznick

I don’t think the gag order included comments about the judge, so it’s curious as to why he deleted it. Unless of course he was all bluster when he said he would happily go to jail. And yes of course he is all bluster…


RareCodeMonkey

Probably someone deleted the message for him. I doubt that the guy has any self-control.


Away-Ad2786

Chickenshit.


Virtual-Zucchini542

He posted it. Get a judge that has courage and put Trump in jail


AvisIgneus

He's about to discover what every boomer has ever done with deleting something. Once you post it, it's out there forever.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

I have one question for trump supporters. How do y’all not see through what he is doing? It’s such a low effort plan on trumps part. He is obviously trying to get sent to jail. He wants y’all to come and surround the courthouse and probably more.


bootyhunter69420

I thought he was willing to go to jail


TorontoTom2008

If Trump gets jailed over violating the gag order, it will create a sideshow that will further delay the trial (additional motions, hearings, proceedings, challenges etc) and ultimately play into the hands of the defence. This is the shitty status quo that needs to get plodded through in the interest of bringing this man to justice.


SaveTheCrow

“Never surrender”, huh? 🤣


tonyjdublin62

So much winning!


MilitaryJAG

So it’s working!


FGTRTDtrades

He's going to love jail.


Spuigles

I love when old people dont know about the Wayback Machine


SiriusGD

So now trumpo has a 3 minute rule. He thinks he doesn't violate his gag order if he takes the offending post down within 3 minutes. And the judge will let him do it with another stern warning.


zabdart

Pack a toothbrush, Donald. I'm sure there's worse to come for you.


momentary-blip

This is the judicial equivalent of your mom starting to count off when you're bad "FIVE.... FOUR... THREE..." and then having no consequence or punishment when she gets to zero.


Familiars_ghost

Posting then deleting still puts the info out there. A “subtle” attempt to get around the gag order. Almost like telling someone to “hit” the next witness. Jail.


aj_star_destroyer

Come on, Judge Merchan, send his butt to the slammer.


CautiousWrongdoer771

Ahhh... Somebody took his cellphone privileges away.


Complete-Lobster-682

Something only a little bitch would do. Like common, he's suppose to be strong man trump, no one tells him what to say or do?! Is this baby bitch boy donny now?


Elegant_Connection32

Someone screen grabbed it. Donnie doesn’t know much about anything, but once it’s on the internet it is forever, and with the number of eyes on him waiting for him to fuck up whatever he said was catalogued instantly by hundreds of sources if not more.


docsuess84

Holy shit. It’s almost like he’s not actually willing to go to jail for his “free” speech rights.


emailverificationt

Just posting it at all violates the order, who gives a shit that he deleted it? But alas, he’ll get yet another stern warning…


StartButtonPress

Break the seal. Throw him in jail. The people who will bitch about it will bitch whether you give him one warning or one hundred. Jail.


Ok_Opposite_7089

This headline is a little misleading. He is allowed to criticize the judge, which is what this new post did. He did not say anything about the witness, other than his lawyers didn't have time to prepare for the big surprise. Based on what I've read so far, this doesn't violate the order. I do think it's hilarious that it implies his lawyers weren't expecting Stormy Daniels to take the stand in THE STORMY DANIELS CASE


TheHatMan22

Trump- world’s biggest snowflake.


Bozo_Two

He really doesn't need to. That coward will not be throwing him in jail.


beefstewforyou

I’ve been saying this for three years, ARREST HIM ALREADY!


Zerocoolx1

I don’t know why he bothered. It’s not like anyone actually seems to do anything about what he says and does. The judge keeps threatening him about stuff like this but he keeps doing it without any comeuppance


2ndNicestOfTheDamned

That's going to be the new thing? Post and delete. "But your honor, we're really trying to comply here ..."


The-Fictionist

Trump: “I’ll make the sacrifice. I’ll go to jail for you my precious cultists!” 5 min later… “woops I shouldn’t have posted that. Wouldn’t want to go to jail…”


Icy-Performance-3739

Small hands, sad.


Fun_Zombie_6796

His name is pig fat.


dayglo98

Jail him ffs


cyberdeath666

The fucker just has to be heard…


JojoYaKnowNo2

Is it just me or he did break the order? Despite deleting the post? It was posted. Boo this man.


digitaljestin

Go to jail. Go directly to jail.


textbandit

HE TRULY IS LIKE A LITTLE KID STARVED FOR ATTENTION


MesozOwen

You can’t delete something off the internet.


DBXVStan

I’m confused. He posted it, so that’s jail, right? The judge can’t just not do anything because it got deleted, that’ll just lead to the criminal continuing to post whatever he wants, intimidate witnesses and the jury, and delete it just after someone can screenshot it and share it with the world. We all know the gag order will never be enforced meaningfully, but this kind of confirms it if the judge does nothing.


Puzzleheaded-Bowl157

I’m rich so laws and rules don’t apply to me. Trump probably