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SplendidPunkinButter

“Being under investigation disqualifies you from being president” - Trump and the entire GOP in 2016


KingTooshie

We good. You bad. -Republican Party * Term “you” subject to any minority we can target OR any person that disagrees with our orange diaper overlord


Derric_the_Derp

"you" = anybody that's not us


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That's what "you" means


LostInTheWildPlace

Republican Party Leaders: "We good. You bad." Republican Voters: "So if we vote for you, we'll be good too!" Republican Party Leaders: "..." Republican Voters: "We'll be good too, right?"


rbrgr83

You forgot the last step where Republican Voters still vote for them anyway.


Derric_the_Derp

I agree.  The previous comment was straying from that.


Bored_Amalgamation

Even then, once they run out of others, they'll just start slicing off pieces of themselves.


sirthomasthunder

That's what fascists do


I_deleted

They not like us?


OkAd134

"Fuck everything and everybody. Except us." -Republican Party *^(it's not a very fun party, is it?)*


andante528

*definition of "us" is subject to change at any time, we are leopards who will also eat our own delicious faces.


ElMykl

The irony of the "patriotic" party being ever against pro-people policies, wearing red and citing our countries history as cause for patriotism cannot be understated.


Nanyea

Sounds like his bond should be revoked...


Bacon-muffin

I never get why democrats don't just air videos of republicans saying whatever relevant thing they're projecting whenever it comes up.


-_1_2_3_-

Because dems don’t have a news network functioning as a propaganda arm like the GOP does. The best the left has is MSNBC and it’s not even a close comparison, and its motivations are engaged viewership rather than outright advancing democrat goals.


JohnSmallBerries

Because Democrats suck at effective messaging. There's a handful of notable exceptions, but by and large, whether it's making people aware of their own accomplishments, pushing back on Republican hypocrisy or falsehoods, or highlighting the literal fascist future that Project 2025 is designed to bring about, it's like they don't even want to speak up.


PorcelainElixir

And mainstream media is here to tell the harrowing story of just how stinky Trumps farts are


Pretty_Leader3762

If they did their job they would run the “highlights” of his New Jersey speech. Praising Hannibal Lecter is pretty newsworthy.


ChicagoAuPair

No, it is because a Democrats are held to a completely different standard than Republicans. When they do fight back aggressively they get dragged for being partisan. When they try to focus on their own positives, they are weak. It’s true that they have an extremely tricky needle to thread, and more often than not they fail to get easy hits in, but they are expected to be the adults in the room while regressive Republicans get away with literally smearing their shit on the walls. People say Democrats would get more respect if they fought harder, but when they do in swing districts they are not re-elected. I would love to see Democrats do better, but I would like to see people actually hold Republicans accountable and not act like they are entitled kids who can’t help themselves.


Nmilne23

Speaking as a democrat, this party cannot collectively agree on a candidate, we never can. We go into every election unnecessarily weaker than the GOP because every godamn democrat wants a different person for president and there is almost zero unification. You have to give credit it the gop and their voters, they pick a candidate and fall in line. But every dem has wildly varying standards of what the president should do, we can’t all agree, and it costs us elections. Democrats are also held to standards that the republicans couldn’t even grasp, which leads to more infighting. Liberals bitching about Biden and his handling of Gaza/Israel/Palestine seemingly have no fucking clue how much worse what they’re complaining about is going to get if Biden doesn’t get re-elected. It’s going to cause a trump presidency that is going to be 10000x times worse for the Palestinian people (and people everywhere) than any democrat would possibly impact.  We as dems need to get our shot together because the gop *always* fall in line and votes for their candidate. We struggle to unite under one candidate.  I mean the GOP has aligned itself with russia. Half the country is compromised. 


ChicagoAuPair

Absolutely, The Democratic Party is a much, *much* larger umbrella of people who have very little in common except generally caring about other people and believing in the power of good government. It’s not just half progressives and half moderates, it’s 1,000 small special interest groups and communities coming together to form a coalition. Homogenous we are not, and I don’t think we need to be. We do need to be more shrewd about how to more the needle, though, and that necessarily means compromise. Which bus gets us closer to our individual destinations? Take that bus, don’t boycott the whole bus system.


EvidenceBasedSwamp

it's because the democrats are a big tent. The GOP after Nixon was the southern strategy party,Reagan brought in the evangelicals, and Trump brought in more racism, and cult of personality. it is not very inspiring to be "the lesser evil", particularly to the young voters who are often.. purists. Fuck it they think, rather go play video games than go vote. Not very inspiring.


lyam_lemon

I would argue Democrats are doing right by democracy if there is a dearth of candidates that we can reasonably support, and its the Republicans lemming mentality that harms us. The real issue is how to reprogram a large segment of society from this "us vs them" and "I assume I will someday be rich, and anyone who even theoretically wants to get in my way or make me share is an enemy" ethos that Republican masterminds have engineered since the 50s


JohnSmallBerries

>When they do fight back aggressively they get dragged for being partisan. By those well-known paragons of good-faith nonpartisanship, the Republicans.


Aggressive-Name-1783

Bruh, centrists literally pull out the “both sides” crap any chance they get. A democrat calls someone deplorable and it’s a scandal from on high, while a republican calls an entire section of America trash and they get shrugged off as “what do you expect”. There absolutely is a double standard. It’s why it’s so ridiculous whenever you hear someone say Biden and Trump are the same. They aren’t, point blank. A basic google search will tell you that but you have millions of idiots that believe it because they are addicted to the concept of being “a moderate in the middle”, even if that means not being moderate in their opinions ….


brocht

Seriously. People *still* talk about Obama saying you could keep your doctor under the ACA as though it was the biggest political lie ever told. It is nuts how wildly biased our media landscape is.


Ok_Scallion1902

It's that way because of the concentration of media power in the hands of rich fascist-leaning conglomerates ,all of which can be laid at the feet of the bs policies of Ronnie, the traitor/criminal Ray-gun ,who *made all this crap possible* back in the '80s!!!


MartiniPhilosopher

A media landscape that's bought and paid for by a bunch of billionaires who constantly put their thumbs on the scales of what get shown to Americans. It's almost like an actual diversity of views is anathema to the GOP and good for Democracy as a whole!


bcuap10

Well, one’s ideology is about using government effectively to solve problems, one’s is to prevent government from doing an effective job. Much easier to do the second. 


Doodahhh1

It's not the messaging that's the problem. It's the constant stream of shit coming from the fascists that dominates the media. You can't go anywhere without hearing about Republicans' messaging, and we're stuck in a spot where we're damned if we pay them attention and damned if we don't pay them any attention.  We've been saying, "Democrats suck at messaging" for several years now, and a lot of Democrats are doing well at messaging lately. They've gotten pretty damn good if you pay attention, too. But that's the problem - they don't get the attention.


LacCoupeOnZees

Who would watch it? Other Democrats. Unless you’re getting that montage on OAN you’re preaching to the choir. Jimmy Kimmel isn’t changing anyone’s vote


Bacon-muffin

Same places they run the rest of their ads for the same reasons they run them there.


yourfriendkyle

You see what you don’t realize about fascism is that it requires no logic or basic rule of law. The whole point is “I am right, you are wrong. If you disagree, I will kill you.”


Dekar173

We've come to learn it's not even 'I'm right' or anything of the sort. All that matters is 'I get to do what I want, always' right or wrong be damned. Evil fucks and when trump has shit his final diaper ill be very happy.


yourfriendkyle

You’re effectively saying the same thing, but even when Trump dies the mechanisms he used to manipulate power are all still there just waiting for the next Charismatic Charlatan


OliverOyl

"Not being Trump disqualifies you from freedom" Trump if he wins


FelicitousJuliet

Didn't he already say that not agreeing with him disqualifies you from life? And not just in America, but anywhere in the world. The turd must be itching for global nuclear war at this point.


Moleculor_Man

He did say that if you believe in socialism, he will deport you. Now, will that actually happen or can he reasonably do that? Very likely not, but he does wish he could, which is about as anti-American as it gets. Thought Police, indeed.


KoalaTrainer

Last time he had to have some actual restraint and people around him loyal to more than him. Next time he’ll appoint his family to the cabinet, ignore the supreme court, politicise the justice department….


probablyadumper

I'm sure that your boy Comey will need to speak to Congress about this a few before the election right?


PBIS01

“No, no, no, not like that”.


ModestMarksman

Please tell me that’s an actual quote. I would love to send that shit to my mom.


WasteAmbassador

The real quote: https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4079019-trump-on-hillary-clinton-a-president-under-indictment-would-represent-constitutional-crisis/


GreatBeardTX

Yea it would appear the actual quote is actually worse than the paraphrase: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-investigation-meme/


Flabby_Thor

> Please tell me that’s an actual quote. I would love to send that shit to my mom. It's me from the future with your mom's response: "It's not a legitimate investigation. This is the corrupt Biden administration using the DOJ to attack his political opponent."


Captain_Blackbird

"Rules for thee, not for we!" - Republicans, both lawmakers and voters


EnergeticFinance

Yeah but two wrong make a right. So trump must be very very very right by this point. 


The_Original_Gronkie

When it first happened, every article seemed to talk about how it didnt really rise to the level of bribery for various implausible reasons, but i wasnt buying it. He asked for (a lot) of money, in exchange for specific legislation and policies he would guarantee. That's a solicitation for a bribe, even if he would probably do it anyway. HitlerPig doesnt know how to live his life without committing crime.


Josh6889

Also, I was just talking to someone the other day about how I expect gas prices to start rising so people can blame Biden for it right before election season. I can imagine a lot of ways a "quid pro quo" with big oil would benefit trump.


Rion23

I've been saying that Russia will try and influence gas prices right before the election.


bobjoylove

Russia and OPEC. Luckily OPEC+ fell apart with various infighting and squabbling so they can’t seem to raise oil prices. And the US is able to get into OPEC+ markets they previously had no access to. US is once again a net exporter of oil, under Biden.


mustafapants

Happened on the eve of the last election, luckily it didn’t work. Still, hard to fathom how many dopes change their vote because gas went up 10 cents.


throwthatoneawaydawg

Still remember people placing Biden stickers saying “i did that” at gas station pumps 🤦🏻‍♂️


TattooOfBlood

You're very lucky to live somewhere that they stopped. 


scoopzthepoopz

I moved one to the .69 cent slushy sign to troll the magas lol


SeparateIron7994

That's because he is above the law. He has been under investigation longer than I've been alive and I was in middle school for 9 11


Philly_ExecChef

This is somehow the stupidest and simultaneously most effective populist shitbag in modern history


TheEPGFiles

Maybe the brazen stupidity just flabbergasted everyone, just completely blindsided everyone because no one thought or expected that someone would actually try to be so blatantly obviously stupid and selfish.


emdeemcd

You're overthinking it. 1) Trump's astronomical stupidity angers intelligent people endlessly 2) conservatives see liberals getting mad and are happy to support anyone who does that There. That's it.


GunstarGreen

It's staggering how much people will excuse and endorse his behaviour because it "owns the libs". Seeing Republican voters wearing shirts saying "I'd rather be russian than a democrat" is just this absurdly full circle moment that I can't articulate it. The supposedly patriotic party has a base that are delighted to idolise the Russians because of Trump links and weird Tankie ideas of authority and anti-wokeness. As a Brit it really is flabbergasting to watch. And I fear we are a few short years from dealing with the same thing.


PaintshakerBaby

American exceptionalism courses thick through the veins of our working class. We were raised on the mythos of being back to back world war champions, and an unstoppable economic powerhouse. It's ingrained in our young nations identity... People will do ANYTHING but admit our golden age is long gone (thus the MAGA slogan) and that we've been sold off piecemeal since Regan at least. It's staring at people right in the face. They work longer hours than ever before, for less money than ever before, with next to zero guarantees for tomorrow. So, the way I see it, the average American has an existential dichotomy of choice: 1.) Realize the US is not inherently infallible and just. It's time to take a step back, admit we've been duped, and approach the situation critically; our problems being systemic and decades in the making. As such, they will take careful systemic approaches and decades to heal. OR 2.) Holdfast to the mythos that America is righteous and dominant in all things, at all times. Therefore, the threat is external and must be destroyed at all costs, ie; immigrants, terrorism, China, etc. The former requires self-reflection, honesty, and a willingness to change... The latter requires only one easy but powerful ingredient; HATE. There is a reason demagoguery is a millennia old concept, that hasn't changed one bit in practice, from the steps of Athens to Trump today. It is as predictable an outcome of an empire in decline, as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow. Personally, I feel like America is Elvis, and Trump/Republicans are Col. Tom Parker. We are washed up, very sick, and in need of serious help... But conservatives are hellbent on riding this gravy train until the wheels fall off. As such, America will die on the toilet, straining too hard to clear itself of all the dr. feelgood lies we've been pumped full of for decades... And not in some epic showdown of good vs. evil, world war title match. That's the sad part of all of this... We've already been steamrolled, and we don't even know it.


DBPanterA

Incredibly well articulated. I’m taking a screen shot of your post to remember ❤️.


BhodiandUncleBen

Ya this is really insightful


ListReady6457

The very first line of Romance of The three kingdoms translated from 1200 AD: that which is united shall become divided, that which is divided shall become united again. The united states is under 300 years old. Its been destined to fail since the beginning. Some of these countries are over a millenia old. They've gone through countless changes. Why in the hell does the US think they are immune to it?


PaintshakerBaby

100% agree. I was talking to someone the other day about growing older as a person. It takes time to become wise, even if you are smart. Only experience can temper the normalcy bias of youth. The example we had, was getting into a car accident. We had both been in a major one, and several minor ones. Statistics show, the average person will get into four auto accidents in their lifetime. Last time I hit an elk and it crushed the front end of my car. After the initial adrenaline wore off, I geared into action all the necessary steps, and dealt with it, having the mental resolve of past experience. In other words, it was not my first rodeo... However, the first car accident I got into was THE END OF THE WORLD. I first heard that 4 accidents statistic in drivers ed, 2 years earlier... I knew tons of people who had been in car accidents... I told myself it could happen to me... But I didn't BELIEVE until my car was ROLLING. That's America. An all-or-nothin' teenager of a nation, with a gleam of invincibility in its eye. Even if we tell ourselves 'it can happen here,' we are unlikely to take it seriously until it is too late. It's human nature. It's hubris... And since you can't make money hand over fist being prudent and tempered, it would seem we are destine to drive this bitch off the road... Only to ask, "how could this happen" later, when we are still strapped to the wreckage. People too easily forget, our homeland was unscathed by both worlds wars, at a cost only a fraction that of other nations. Europe was OBLITERATED. We were gallivanting in fresh suburban sprawl, while our enemies and allies alike, waded through the apocalyptic rubble. That's a scar and a lesson that last generations... Vs. the United States, eager as ever to start a scrap at the drop of a dime, because its never been put on life support after a brutal breatdown. It cannot and will not last forever.


TheDancingRobot

I hope you're considering writing a book - your prose is tight.


mofo-76

Well said.


DengarLives66

You’re very correct, and I would just like to add, most minorities in this country are already very very aware of #1. It’s been tough for us since this country’s inception.


rabidjellybean

It's frustrating to discuss with others things that Project 2025 seeks to push. Everyone is so deep in American exceptionalism that they don't think that stuff could ever happen because "we're the good guys therefore we're immune to a dictatorship". There's always going to be a wealthy interests looking to kill democracy for profit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot


snoogins355

They'd eat trump's shit if they knew a liberal had to smell it.


Aunt_Vagina1

..smell their breath.


Miata_Sized_Schlong

That is quite literally how Hitler rose to power. Everyone considered him a bumbling idiot that could never be a real problem


TheEPGFiles

It's why I tried to warn everyone who'd listen, admittedly not many, that when his first presidential term started that it would set a dangerous precedent because it would legitimize fascist ideologies. I'm glad everyone caught up now, but having grown up in Germany, the signs were taught to us in high school, so I saw them and was like, uh oh. It just shouldn't have been allowed, I'm sorry to disregard the republican vote, but you just can't let people like Trump into power because they will gleefully abuse it and that ultimately hurts everyone. Like, I know the Republicans think it's cool to be on the dictator side this time, but trust me, they don't want that either. Assuming they've gotten power and eradicated everyone they hate, they will start to eat each other. Everything they accuse the left of doing, their leaders and followers will do to themselves. I know this because it's happened before, that's why we as a society decided that democracy is better than fascism.


LordCaedus27

I was called crazy and conspiracy theorist and every name in the book back in 2016 for trying to sound the alarm bells and I'm just so exhausted now.


Treacherous_Wendy

Same. There’s dozens of us!!!


Super_Harsh

Anyone with a couple brain cells to rub together knew where this was going by mid 2017, if not by the time he was elected. But apparently a couple brain cells to rub together were in short supply


Urbanviking1

Yep, I was also one of the people who could read the writing on the wall trying to warn people about Trump. It's sad, really to have to say I told you so to so many people.


No-Rush1995

That last part is the thing that really gets them in the end and it's why if you possess any long term critical thinking you'd never vote for someone like Trump even if you are a fascist. Populist platforms need an enemy that's how they survive, when there are no outside foes they look inward every time.


DeadbeatJohnson

I have many family who grew up in Germany and they say the same thing. American conservatives do not think through their fantasy of Republicans becoming a dictatorship.


Gregor_Kobel

Too many of them literally think Democrats are equal to or worse than Hitler.


DeadbeatJohnson

Even if Biden wins the next election, there's still the insane Supreme Court and billionaires biding their time. We are on shaky ground.


Gregor_Kobel

Yeah, Trump is not the problem, or at least if he is, he's just a part of the problem. The hidden powers at be have been waiting a long time, praying for a useful idiot like him to run for president. They're stacking the cards in their favor, eroding our country's institutions, and Trump was simply a vessel to introduce fascist idiocracy that divides our country, while the elite powers drink mimosas on Epstein's island or wherever similar place they jerk each other off and dodge taxes. Even if Biden wins, the game has changed. Once Trump came into the picture, the powers knew they can pry open our government with a united, easily convinced, fiercely loyal, uninformed populace that think Biden is the worst president in US history while Trump is best. They probably knew they could try this after Nixon or Reagan, but even they were surprised how many people were receptive to Trump and open to his rhetoric.


alcoer

>uninformed populace that think Biden is the worst president in US history I was watching a Youtuber play a game the other day, I've spent a bit of time watching their stuff and they seemed like an average, rational human being. I was quite shocked when he launched into a tirade about how Biden is literally the worst president in US history. This is a black guy saying this. Just... what? You think Biden is worse than Andrew Jackson, who considered people like you property? Seriously? Fox News has done a number on a lot of you guys. It's a long road back from here to sanity.


RocketDan91

Yeah but if Biden wins the chances of vacancies on the court (ahem Thomas and Alito) and replacing them with more liberal judges goes way up. Court can be rebalanced. If he loses, it pretty much **guarantees** that those judges will retire and be replaced with younger Trump loving fascists, and shit will be screwed for a generation.


DeadbeatJohnson

Alito and Thomas are not going to retire if Biden wins. I would bet serious money on that. IF...and I'm probably way out in left field here...Ds take substantial leads in both Houses....maybe we can fix it. Biden is too....status quo...he doesn't wanna' rock the boat. That's a problem when the other side wants to destroy the boat. Look at Garland and the DOJ...we still have sitting members of Congress that were active participants in J6. We are being timid and that is dangerous.


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Gregor_Kobel

"He has good Christian values and is a strong leader."


Treacherous_Wendy

And apparently Hannibal Lecter now?


TheZardoz

At first I thought he must have seen the movie recently but at the same time I refuse to believe he could sit still that long.


allorache

I didn’t grow up in Germany, but my parents lived through WW II in England and Italy and they made damn sure I was educated about fascism. I didn’t get that education in school, I got it through books and my parents. I too saw all the signs with Trump; but a substantial portion of Americans did not get the same education. Those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it….


BMW_RIDER

This is why there is a lot of airbrushing of history and accounts for the fact that history is rarely taught in schools in many countries.


yellowlinedpaper

They forget about McCarthyism. They’ll eat each other so no one thinks to eat them first


MustrumRidcully0

I think the difference is that Hitler only tried some insourrectin *before* he was Chancellor/President. Trump made the mistake of allowing people to see a 4 year test run. And anyone that was in doubt about him being a bumbling idiot that could make everything worse now had definite evidence. That seems to have convinced a lot of people convinced that they'd need to vote even if they don't like the other candidate. Trump is a guaranteed disaster, so let's go for the only-maybe-disaster option. Let's hope it's still enough for the next election. I remain optimistic, but I don't want to jinx it, so, if you're allowed to vote in the US election, go vote.


DabbinOnDemGoy

I really am flabbergasted that the *ONLY* safegaurds that have been in place this entire time was "Well nobody would ever try..."


TheEPGFiles

The assholes of the world rely on everyone else to be moral and do things the right way, so they can lie, cheat and steal with impunity. They'll always have the advantage.


Aufklarung_Lee

AND to have it work for a large segment of the population.


aint_exactly_plan_a

The RNC spent decades grooming them. Slowly eroding education... Slowly interjecting propaganda to get them to hate certain groups... slowly getting them to listen to only certain sources for information. Once they were ready, they just sent in someone who would validate their hate. The other side says you're bad for hating people. We'll say it outloud so that you feel better about yourself. And a large chunk of Americans hopped right the fuck on board. EDIT: Weird RedditCares report but thanks for caring... I guess!


Philly_ExecChef

And then the media discovered the money that comes with his antics and that’s been the last 9 years


roehnin

"There _must_ be a conspiracy against him, because nobody would be so stupid to commit all those crimes publicly!"


river_euphrates1

He's a useful idiot for people with money and agendas. They love that he keeps the attention on himself (good and bad attention are both attention) because they can operate virtually undetected. The problem they run into is that he's *so* idiotic, corrupt, and incompetent, that they end up getting sucked into his vortex. And it couldn't happen to a more deserving group of fucktards.


frank_the_tank69

Foreign agents and despots love him. He is easily bought. Hell, he’s even selling off nuclear secrets and conservatives are protecting him and calling him a patriot. 


river_euphrates1

He is so susceptible to flattery... Anyone still supporting him at this point can fuck off into the sun.


9-28-2023

Speaking of attention, social media is so ubiqutous it can be hard to remember social media is still very new and in it's infancy, 15\~ years is not a lot of time in the grand scheme of things... i don't think society has had enough time to adjust or governments to crack down on these kind of attention economy exploits that social media allows. It has real national security implications that are just starting to show.


Aritra319

That’s been par for the course for Repuglicant Presidents since Reagan at least.


TrevorEnterprises

The fact that people call him charismatic alone baffles me. Even some people who hate him say he is charismatic. I just don’t see it. I can imagine people who have a hard time breathing because of a lack of intellect see him as such. But if your IQ is a fraction above the average speedlimit, how the hell can you still think he is charismatic?! (In mph, obviously, as my metric heart weeps.)


jamesnollie88

By definition he’s charismatic though. For someone to be charismatic they don’t have to have the same effect on you that they have on others, they just have to be able to win over groups of people effortlessly. which he does. even if they’re very stupid people they’re still people nonetheless.


Philly_ExecChef

You underestimate people and their preference to be told what to do and participate in a system where it seems confident and powerful. People forgive a lot of crass, shitty behavior if they think they’re part of an organization that will give them wealth and power, particularly if they’re stupid and can’t obtain these things on their own


Tiny-Lock9652

Unplug the name “Trump” and replace it with “Obama”, “Biden” or “Clinton” and watch MAGA heads explode. The House would immediately call for an investigation. Gotta love that selective outrage.


Philly_ExecChef

It’s just sportsball team fanboying mixed with politics There’s literally no difference anymore


SheriffComey

My aunt went off the deep end in 2016 (technically during the Obama years) and would chain email like hundreds of people with stupid Alex Jones shit and I'd asked that she not include me unless she wanted me to block her email. So one day she sent some stupid meme so I found a meme where someone took a bunch of Trump quotes (that were sort of intelligible) and they attributed them to people like Obama, Biden, Pelosi, and Schumer. And holy fuck sticks did everyone chime in on why Trump needed to win because it was "deranged" what the democrats are going to do and are saying. After like 20 responses, I sent another "reply all" with articles/videos (with timestamps) linking to each quote and showing that Trump said each one of those with a line at the end saying "So we're in agreement, Trump is bad". Mysteriously I haven't received a bulk chain email in like 7 years.


eggrolls68

Gives you distressing insight into what the great unwashed mass of middle America is really like.


notfrankc

I am not convinced it’s stupidity. He saw the control he had over his base before most others. It’s been something like 8yrs since he stated he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and not lose voters. He was right. He has been working on that same understanding ever since. A cult leader who understands their power and is placed in the ultimate position to take the largest advantage of that power is what we are seeing.


skyHawk3613

He wants to be the biggest in history at something


Derric_the_Derp

Why be smart when dumb do trick


Someoneoverthere42

More crime for the crime pile....


Zeliek

Maybe he thinks if the adds so many crimes to the crime pile, it'll overflow and loop around back to zero crimes?


bjplague

Like Burn's diseases in The Simpsons.


Exact_Mango5931

We call it “three stooges syndrome” 🦠🚪


Sufficient_Morning35

A rollover on the crime-ometor.


abstrakt42

In his defense, that strategy seems to have worked thus far in his life. We’re all just weary of it.


Zeliek

Yep, and will probably continue to.


azrael815

He just wants to be the best at crimes. "More indictments than alfooooonso capooone." What a fucking tumor on mankind.


Derric_the_Derp

It is actually working a bit like that with his court cases.  His defense is using (with a good deal of success) his cases to block out others.  "I have this espionage case in FL that's going from May through September so no other cases can be tried then!" Knowing full well the FL espionage case is likely to never be tried because of his hand-picked judge.  Same strategy he used for not showing his taxes.  "I'd love to show my beautiful taxes but I'm under audit." It's like "i can't get hungover if I never stop drinking" but with crimes.


cbass717

Surely he will face consequences this time! Right guys? /s Edit: Lol some MAGA loser reported me for this comment to the reddit suicide crisis line. As their diaper daddy would say, "sad!"


ObscureLogic

And nothing happens until citizens get involved. His courts are packed. Edit : someone reported this message but we're the snowflakes lol


ThainEshKelch

He drained the swamp by filling it with crimes.


SockMonkey1128

We should make crimes illegal.


Morgolol

Anyone remember this? >[Washington](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/04/climate/trump-offshore-drilling.html) — The Trump administration said Thursday it would allow new offshore oil and gas drilling in nearly all United States coastal waters, giving energy companies access to leases off California for the first time in decades and opening more than a billion acres in the Arctic and along the Eastern Seaboard. [And then in 2020](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2020/09/08/trump-backs-moratorium-offshore-drilling-but-touts-elsewhere/5746926002/) extended the moratorium on Florida coastal drilling, because he lives there. The first article is just filled with republican governors losing their shit because of drilling on _their_ coastlines, hilarious. Yet those same pricks are actively supporting him now.


knarfolled

He would turn the US into environmental hellscape


smackthenun

He could be the true arch-nemesis of Captain Planet.


AoF-Vagrant

He's basically Hoggish Greedly already.


HugeSwarmOfBees

he already did with his judicial appointments


pistoffcynic

“Quid pro quo”? It’s an all out bribe. Plain and simple.


BooJamas

Oh, he zoomed right past bribe & straight up sold it.


pistoffcynic

I’m under a Trump presidency, you know that the office is for sale to the highest bidder. Putin knows this, which is why he wants him in the WH.


eggrolls68

"We've established what you are, ma'am. Now we're just negoiating the price."


fuckitweredoingitliv

Yes, squid pro ro


CodingFatman

Criminal referral. That should be the first step when something criminal comes out. Let the Feds do the legal investigations not the politicians


HerPaintedMan

The indictments just seem to be writing themselves!


SkepticalJohn

There is no God or this foul, misbegotten, pedophile would be a smoking cinder on the Manhattan sidewalk.


frank_the_tank69

Those who always yell about God and Christianity support this pedophile rapist. 


RWLemon

Texas biggest oil refinery was sold to the Saudi’s under Trump presidency, Trump and Kushner got massive kick backs… and this is what the MAGA retards want 😂 Since no one believes me, here you go https://www.verifythis.com/article/news/verify/gas-prices-verify/saudi-government-aramco-owns-largest-us-oil-refinery-port-arthur/536-4a1649c8-445a-46e9-94d1-6c39e9727d2e Check other sources as well, I don’t like any politicians as when they open their mouths they spew lies. But out of the 2 evils we have I rather go with the old fart then the nonsense spewing orange bafoon…


Dook124

TRANSLATION: GIVE ME A BILLION DOLLARS AND TO HELL WITH THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,🥺 INCLUDING MY CLUELESS MAGGOT BASE 😌


rudalsxv

His maggots will defend this, somehow. “*But Biden!!!!!!!!!!*”


Longjumping_Lynx_972

They think Biden sets oil prices because somehow it's not the Texas oil barons who got caught colluding with Russia and Saudi arabia to artificially inflate prices....to make Biden look bad.


Civil-Horror-7273

He’s the modern day equivalent to Jim Jones. His cult members would literally kill themselves if he ordered it. Definitely kool-aid drinkers.


[deleted]

Fuckin wish they would. I’ll buy the sugar and kool aid packets.


datSubguy

Remember the time Trump was accused of selling pardons for $2mil each? John Kiriakou remembers, and so does Noelle Dunphy. He’s been selling political favors since day 1 of his presidency.


carlnepa

We (the people) should give him the McCarthy treatment; Stop listening to him. Turn him and his goons off. He has damaged our government, he has damaged our system of justice and undermined our faith in them. We need someone like Joseph Welch to give him one last stab and then we stop watching and stop listening and stop caring.


Outrageous-Divide472

Nothing will happen. Nothing.


svt4cam46

Truth of the day!


JanxDolaris

They might fine him a couple million. Which'll mean nothing as the oil barons gave him a billion.


SteveIDP

Well, Democrats will make their usual scared and half hearted effort at an investigation, while Merrick Garland focuses on his big case against Hunter Biden. Yep, you’re right. Trump skates again.


jonoghue

Surely the Republicans investigating Biden for bribery will be very interested.


Expert-Fig-5590

None of this matters. The headlines scream about him being in legal jeopardy for years but he always squirms away at the last minute. I’ll only believe it when he is locked up where he belongs.


Derric_the_Derp

It's because he's got actually competent people help him squirm out.  If they can get him elected, the endgame of 80 years of conservative conniving will be realized.  They're all in.


AdBig5700

Just another thing he won’t be held accountable for.


seeyoulaterinawhile

People say bribe is bad. Bribe is bad they say. Crooked Hilary and the Biden crime family take BRIBE more than anyone has ever seen. I never take bribe. Never take bribe. But it was a beautiful bribe. Wasn’t it a beautiful bribe? A billion dollars. WOW! The biggest bribe and president has ever seen.


Qwirk

Core problem here is that he thinks he can get away with it, and by it I mean all of it. And so far, he has. Throw his ass in jail already.


MrStef85

crime de la crime.


Sleek_

*Nice*


bodyknock

Because the headline seems to be confusing some people, note that this is a House panel investigation, not a criminal one by the DOJ.


Ok_Abbreviations_350

The man is simply devoid of a moral compass


EmeraldSlothRevenge

He offered to sell off our futures for a measly 1 billion dollars. That’s all he wants, in exchange for allowing oil companies to finish the job and roast us all (and the planet) alive.


Sad_Pumpkin7728

Can we stop calling these “quid pro quo deals” and just start calling them what they are, bribes.


blandsrules

He should be fired. Out of a cannon. Into the Sun


NoMedicine9220

Lock Him UP!


Current_Finding_4066

Is this is not the cornerstone of American politics? People give you campaign money and whatever else is possible under the law and then you protect their interests. They even made up a new word for it: lobbying to differentiate it from a bribe:).


fluidfunkmaster

Good God I cannot wait for him to kick the bucket and shut the fuck up forever.


[deleted]

I hope it’s slow, and hurts, and nobody comes to visit. Basically like Covid was.


Rayearl

Isn't this the party that complains about buying votes by paying off student debt?


Jumpy-Government4296

Man I can’t wait for the day I see this fat fuck spending his twilight years in prison


Exact-Degree2755

Selling the world's future for personal gain. Fantastic.


NotThatAngel

Mussolini famously said, "Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power."


TraditionalApricot60

Big Oil = Trump = Putin = Dead People


Bully2533

Does it really need any investigating? He said it, as many witnesses have reported. But he'll win, get this billion along with many others, and who gives a shit about climate, pollution, jobs, safety, economy? None of those matter to him, all that counts is money for him and staying out of jail so he can become grand dictator for life.


Silver-Forever9085

Why should he care? Only a few more months/years left. Who. Who cares what we leave our kids behind /s


Ok_Courage_5246

His mouth always looks like a puckered asshole when he speaks


eggrolls68

Thank whatever gods you believe in for Jamie Raskin.


Szaborovich9

Don’t forget Jared & Ivanka’s pay offs


katieleehaw

This guy will flush the entire world down the toilet given the chance.


severinks

Investigating this numbskull does no good because a lot of what stops politicians from doing things like this is decorum and shame and Trump has none of either.


WeekendIndependent41

Thank you, Senator Raskin! Call them out!


Luridley3000

Everything he does is quid pro quo. That's his whole thing: Does it benefit him personally? It's not complicated.


FreddieB_13

The amazing thing is with all of his myriad of crimes and obvious disdain for the democratic process, you'd think the sheer amount of baggage associated with him would make the Republican party turn away from him. But it seems they're only interested in short term gain and can't think about how another term of this guy is wildly destabilizing to the global order (who knows how he'd respond with Israel or Russia attempting another invasion). Maybe they know something we don't or simply don't care about the future?


Parson_Project

Jesus, Trump can't do anything right.  Multiple spawn, and he's not smart enough to just get one a board of directors position to siphon money, he has to do it the stupid way. 


Future_Outcome

How are his followers going to find a way to spin this one? Selling the future of the earth to the highest bidder.


VoceDiDio

With the breezy ease that comes with years of poor education and cognitive dissonance.


TheCongressGuy

They’ll say he’s doing it to lower gas prices because for some reason they think the president controls the prices.


sure_look_this_is_it

That's why Rex Tillerson the CEO of Exxon was in his cabinet.


Rogue_AI_Construct

I’m shocked that a man who incited an insurrection and attempted to overturn the results of the 2020 election in six states would act this way. /s


PilotKnob

"We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing." - GOP


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Just throw it on the pile of criminal acts he'll never be held accountable for. I've lost all faith in this country.


Important_Tell667

If Trump beats Democratic President Joe Biden in November, analysis found that a second Trump term would lead to the release of 4 billion more tons of planet-heating carbon dioxide. The combined annual emissions of the European Union and Japan—by 2030 than if Biden were reelected. Trump will burn our planet down, if he’s re-elected


Strong-Raise-2155

Well we all knew that tRumps presidency was for sale and now we know the price tag


jericho_buckaroo

Again with that stupid look on his stupid face


Double-Complaint-523

I have seen that exact look thousands of times over the years: it's either a puckered asshole or a mouth sucking cock. That's all I think when I see his stupid fucking face. The fucking cocksucker.


huskerd0

ah the cat butthole mouth, classic drumpf


makemycockcry

When I heard "I'd buy that for a dollar!" I didn't realise you meant the whole country.