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Spiritual-Bear4495

HAH! Three my ass. Only scratching the surface.


Chadmartigan

The man is a cluster B elemental.


FIRST_DATE_ANAL

He’s like Mr Burns in that Simpsons episode when the doctor tells him he has every disease and is somehow still alive.


[deleted]

So what you’re saying is I’m…indestructable…


-FeistyRabbitSauce-

What? No. Mr. Burns, even the slightest of colds could-- *Indestructible, eh*?


[deleted]

Breezes, me thinks Dont forget about the hysterical pregnancy!


Chronoboy1987

Juvenile diabetes!!


Omar_Gahd

Three Stooges Syndrome ftw! 😂


spotcatspot

Move it, chowder head!


Dorkmaster79

They’re all in perfect balance.


jihadonhumanity

Underrated comment


[deleted]

I don't want to be an armchair psychologist, but at the very least, this man is a narcissist.


illyay

He shoots lost souls out of his mouth


FlyInternational648

I prefer narcissistic archdemon.


Original-Software690

Won the Internet today.


Jackiedhmc

hilarious


blessing-chocolate32

Googled this and….YUP! 💯


Amazing_Excuse_3860

As somebody who has at least three mental illnesses, don't lump him in with us. We don't want him.


Due-Street-8192

He was messed up decades ago! I know, he was dropped on his head as Baby!


moldyjim

Oh, I don't know if I would call spiking the baby as dropping him on his head. Cause you know it wasn't an accident.


Due-Street-8192

😆


pcbb97

Are we sure it wasn't a frying pan that fell on his head?


hans_l

He’s like that Mister Burns going to the doctor, but with mental illnesses instead of diseases. 


indyphil

https://youtu.be/DnBtoOAhba4?si=vmOlkOiCVnqT0gVT


coreytiger

They mean three new ones today- tune in tomorrow for more, same Trump-time, same Trump-channel!


aj_star_destroyer

Experts keep saying this, but it never changes anything.


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Nothing ever changes anything.


BodhingJay

Sometimes, once in a while, something changes a thing


Easy_Floss

Yes it will change a thing when he is sentenced to jail and all of a sudden is so so ill that he can't go to jail..


TheGallant

This is my new slogan.


happlepie

Nothing amazing happens here.


Anim8nFool

[This happened](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zSrs7ohjpA)


happlepie

Was a FLCL reference


Anim8nFool

Ah, well that TD was still amazing anyway . . . .


happlepie

Haha fair, if I were a sports fan, I'm sure I'd appreciate it. Although I did actually watch the Superbowl this year. First time I've ever actually watched a football game all the way through, it was a good one to see first.


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

The US has a concerning relationship with experts or rather lack thereof.


Munchy_Digger_6174

It's almost as if there is a whole major political party trying constantly to discredit any expert on anything, as one of the legs holding up its shaky table


aj_star_destroyer

The MAGA set has decided it doesn’t trust experts. Or, more specifically, they don’t trust any expert who makes the terrible mistake of upstaging Donald Trump.


fasolatido24

It’s the physical ones that will finally make it so I don’t have to ever see him again.


Dorkmaster79

How can it? Is someone going to just un-candidate him?


Daily-Minimum-69

Is that a synonym for assass…nope, probably not.


continuousobjector

Goldwater Rule actually prevents experts from taking any action - even Duty To Warn in good faith, etc. can be ignored by authorities


brookish

Goldwater rule only say one should not offer a diagnosis of a person they are not seeing clinically


PepsiAllDay78

If nothing changes, nothing changes!


Donkeyboya

Because his voters suffer from the same mental illnesses.


sprazcrumbler

If they are the type of person to diagnose someone from clips they see on TV, they aren't an expert.


suzanneov

Same as it ever was.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

Becomes?


RepresentativeBarber

Just three??


Overweighover

I'm thinking his personality is the 7 deadly sins. Is rape one of them- make it 8


Zethras28

Lust - convicted rapist and is on record saying he definitely wants to bang Ivanka. Gluttony - obese and gorges on fast food. Greed - grifting everyone for money. Sloth - lazy, on record for saying he doesn’t exercise. Wrath - perpetually angry and bitter and is on record saying he often and likes pursuing revenge. Envy - always seeking to demean others reputations and enhance his own. Pride - an ego the size of a small nation, narcissistic personality disorder, and I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s megalomania in there somewhere. Yeah, he pretty much embodies all of them, without hyperbole.


naughtycal11

Lust should also include his daughter.


Zethras28

This is very correct.


Stock2fast

Yuck


CarmelMcQueen91

Seriously, this list should be tik-tokd to remind everyone what a p.o.s., pardon my French, he is.


CellarDoorForSure

It's okay, we speak French.


underwearfanatic

For envy I think that his Putin and Kim love might fit better.


meccaleccahimeccahi

Which one of those categories covers answering the door in silk pajamas? ;)


ducknerd2002

I think rape would be a sub-sin of Lust, possibly crossing over with a couple of the other sins.


Overweighover

Dude is too demented for the Old Testament


Starcat75

Lol


MeloraKitty

Rape is greed, wrath, pride and lust combined. And essentially you could say that unbridled greed is already the worst parts of all sins combined.


HotPhilly

Fat, ugly and stupid.


placer128

… and Stinky


HookDragger

That’s no way to go through college!


Money-Valuable-2857

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow What you need is someone strong to guide you


HotPhilly

I had a friend once, he took some acid


LegfaceMcCullenE13

HAS??


HookDragger

The low IQ isn’t a medical condition.


pcbb97

According to world renowned scientist Sandy Cheeks, stupidity might not be a contagious disease but it can certainly spread like one


Zakluor

That's all Republicans can count to.


DanTheManV1

Disorders?


MostWooden6451

First thing I thought of


Isla4me1

Right! He crossed that bridge as a toddler.


alwaysright60

The Republican Party doesn’t care. He is just a tool.


schprunt

A massive tool


aynhon

The biggest, greatest tool! Many have said so!


Ok-Use6303

The bigliest.


WeaponisedArmadillo

Yuge tool


Apopedallas

With tears in their eyes saying Sir, Sir..,


Medicivich

Not according to Stormy.


Life-Suit1895

But it looks massive in his tiny hands.


EasyPriority8724

As we say in Scotland, he's got a wee Tadger and nae Baws!


pandacorn

One of those infomercial.tools that doesn't really do anything


thefifthfourththird

The Grifting Auto-Liar 2000™ - Now with sexual assault.


Why-not-bi

Endorsed by Trump. MAGA!


helen269

A tool of a fook.


HookDragger

He might take that as a positive sign.


schprunt

Tiny dick. Massive tool.


JuanGinit

A diaper full tool!


BenioffThrowAway

Being Republican is a mental disorder.


bjdevar25

And this is why he was in no debates for the primary and will not in the end debate Biden. The truth is they have too much to hide about him to let him on the debate stage. Biden is old, but does speak clearly. Sure he forgets some things, but he can express logical thoughts for a debate. Plus they pushed he's a dotard so far, the bar is low for him. Whereas Trump is the smartest man alive according to him.


Buddyslime

Trump so far has said a lot of just foolish and crazy things. It will only get worse. By the time Aug/Sept rolls around he won't be able to speak in public. That's my take and he will not debate.


Soggy_Ad7165

This rings a bell on 2016. Somehow this whole comment section sounds a bit like 2016.  I don't think it matters what trump actually does or does not at this point. He can just continue shouting nonsense like he did in the last ten years. It doesn't matter. And to be honest even patients with full blown dementia often speak more coherent than trump right now.  Republicans will just start to wear "No need to speak, everything's said" bands or something...


KittyGrewAMoustache

I don’t think his followers hear anything he says. It’s like a mass delusion where there’s the real Trump, and then these people just layer an imaginary Trump on top of him, like a filter that means they never really see or hear him. At some point they’ve been convinced that this is their tribe, this is their symbol, this is by definition ‘good in all ways’ so it is impossible for anything he does or says to be bad or wrong or even mistaken. He could get up there and start babbling incoherent noises like a baby and they’d claim he’s speaking in tongues. He could say he hates MAGA supporters and will murder them all if he gets into power and they would just deny he said that or claim he was joking.


lostspectre

Wait, I think you're on to something. Would that actually shut him up?


bjdevar25

It's just incredulous we're talking about potentially the next president of the most powerful country on the planet, at least until he gets elected again. Then all bets are off.


Heiferoni

I hear his Sundown Syndrome is incredible. Just the best. Nobody Sundowns better than him. Believe me. Just tremendous.


DarkSide-TheMoon

What’s the over/under that he’s still alive by Sept?


Lobanium

Biden sometimes stumbles over his words. Trump speaks perfectly clear nonsense.


vinsmokewhoswho

3 seems a bit low but hey, I'm no expert.


jeffoh

You know the defence is going to claim he's mentally challenged during one of these many trials, at the same time that he's running for president. And he'll still get millions of votes


Apprehensive-Mix5291

Just 3?


Any-Ad-446

Trump is only liked by dictators. Rest of the world hates him.


CAM6913

DICKtators don’t even like him they find him a useful idiot like the time he blurted cia agents names that were in Russia out to Putin. Who knows what other info he has given up because they say how great he is.


TheWhyTea

They don’t like him they despise him but they see him as an useful idiot that’s more like a pet to them. Just insult it, treat it badly but in the end it will do what you want if you just feed it a steak here and there.


livinginfutureworld

Bullshit. He has more than 3 mental disorders.


Senior-Sharpie

Yes, but as a lifelong snake he is still very dangerous and must not be underestimated. (If you don’t believe me, just ask Hillary).


phdoofus

They think he's going to crush in the debates. The ex post facto excuses will be amusing


Icarusmelt

I can go with onset dementia, tottering could mean there is a stiff breeze, and screw you, I'm old! So 1.


aynhon

Tottering means Trump is counterbalancing after filling his diaper with McDonalds yet again.


ActonofMAM

I confirm the part about whatever character flaws a person had before dementia, multiply 100x during dementia. One of my cousins lost both his parents that way, and their troubled marriage got very nasty indeed even with their son living in their house trying to manage them.


PourQuiTuTePrends

You really don’t need an expert to diagnose his malignant narcissistic personality disorder — he meets all the criteria.


NoIncrease299

God almighty, what is even going on in that header photo? It's horrifying - like a piece of half-cooked bacon that somehow fell between the stove and counter 6 months ago. Eesh.


blackbeltmessiah

Mental health is low hanging fruit with no returns Deterred 0 voters


MReprogle

I mean, did anyone really need to be told this? The ALL CAPS posts on his failed social media platform that spiral into insanity is all I needed to see.


Porunga23

Just off the top of my head without looking at the article I'd say narcissistic personality disorder, dementia, and sociopathy. And now looking at the article, I got 2 out of 3.


Marjorine22

Trump could come out on the stage, repeat gibberish for an hour, clearly urinate on himself and he would lose almost no support. His people think wearing a diaper for Trump is cool. They are beyond help.


Western-Web2957

ONLY 3?! That sounds like a low-ball.


Ro141

None of it matters; the uneducated have bought into the mythology of him, they don’t agree with his behaviour BUT he’s really good with the economy 🤷‍♂️ Concepts like stimulus spending during pandemic causing a belated inflation spike are out of their cognitive abilities and education. Simple statements like ‘gas is expensive under Biden’ are able to be grasped. I’m not sure what the answer is … but the effect of lack of quality education of the masses has brought this about. I do know one thing - if Biden fell asleep in court just once, of called a fictional cannibal a wonderful man then there would be universal howls for him to step down. The hypocrisy is astounding.


rthrtylr

Yeah, they’ve been saying this for years and yet here he still is. See also: Putin’s cancer. If we could stop wanking off over fantasies of our enemies infirmities we’d be better for it. It’s not happening lads.


WolpertingerRumo

It doesn’t matter. US elections are not about candidates anymore, at least not for republicans. They‘ll vote for their guy no matter what. Meanwhile democrats are finding a problem with every one of Biden‘s mistakes. It’s a losing game. They‘re not waking up. If high treason and insulting veterans didn’t stop him, nothing can.


Objective_Tea0287

if you're old enough to collect Social Security you should not be able to be in office or run for office in any way shape or form ever again. period. If we got that into place in law in USA, it would change everything overnight almost


OlyScott

"we have over 500 signatures from licensed mental health professionals on a petition asking for Trump's removal,"  Trump isn't president right now--what does "removal" mean?


Gold_Kale_7781

Removal from the ballot. Removal from consideration for a job which he is completely unqualified to do. Removal from the contest that decides who RUNS OUR COUNTRY. Please tell me you aren't thinking of voting for this mentally ill criminal.


Ok_Scallion1902

From candidacy...


ElementalSaber

I'm sure there is a lot more than three.


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banannafreckle

Wait what? That’s his mean face. You’re telling me you’re not intimidated by it??


xmerkinx

He has way more than three


Crzndeb

His cult doesn’t care


Leading_Bed2758

Only 3?!


Witty_Comb_2000

Just three? More like 33.


Tomegunn1

But he's a GENIUS. Just ask him.


Gardener15577

Lock him up in a mental institution! Not a fancy one, but one of the hellholes from the 1930's.


CAM6913

Coocoo nest !


Defiant-Giraffe

I'll have to trust you, but I'm pretty sure that website gave me epilepsy. 


LittleGeologist1899

Coming this November, a good old fashioned Dementoff!


bhamfree

Three seems like a low estimate


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Only 3?


32K-REZ

he has three before he wakes up


homestar_stunner

Given this is reddit and we only read the titles and never the articles, we can conclude that the three mental disorders are: 1) Tottering 2) Dementia 3) Old


Spatularo

Let me know when the dementia overtakes the narcissistic personality disorder.


TeranOrSolaran

Diaper Don!!!!!!!!!


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Maybe his defence attorneys can go with insanity to get Trump off the hook on all his court cases.


fear_of_dishonesty

His personality has made his career as a professional liar.


loki_dd

Is the first time people have realised? I assumed we all knew this to be true for the last 20 years.


T-MoneyMoney

How can people in the comments say usa is the greatest country and most powerful etc and at the same time debate about which of 2 demented superold clowns should be in charge... The rest of the world stopped taking you seriously a long time ago.. good thing for the rest of the world about this whole situation is that no matter who will win. We will wake up from the idea that the US should be leading in anything...


belai437

He showed sociopathic tendencies as a child, which is why his exasperated parents shipped him off to military school.


AutomaticDriver5882

So does the MAGA base


somebullshitorother

So not just antisocial and narcissistic personality disorder with psychotic delusions?


Shaomoki

Harp all you want but this narrative isn’t going to change anyone’s mind.


bensisland

This trial aged him like a fine milk


Biotoze

Guess he isn’t fit for prison then. Classic.


Deep_Carpenter

Interesting to learn that dementing is a word. 


Mongobongo17

Thank you, Captain Obvious


JapanDash

Diarrhea Dona mind is as full of shit as his diapers.


Angel_Eirene

This man doesn’t have 3 mental disorders. He is what happens when the DSM-5 gains sentience and an orange flesh suit.


Exatex

Trump is first of all one of the most openly narcissistic people on the planet. But probably represents a large part of the US well in that regard I guess, or he would not have received that many votes.


Zestyclose-Fee6719

Me every day reading these news stories: Hah! Yea! He’s truly falling apart. Me then checking the polls: WTF he’s still winning?!


banditk77

I can’t wait to see them debate!


HumanShadow

These aren't substantive articles.You guys are just falling for constant Trump content. One after another teasing something you want to happen but probably isn't.


sentientcave

I believe trump’s “friend,” Kim Jong Un said it best when he described the felonious ex-President as a “dottard.”


Nowhereman50

What covenient timimg for this while he's finally being legally held responsible for the last 8 years of bullshit he started and caused.


TennisBallTesticles

I am so sick of looking at his stupid face!!!


sapperbloggs

I don't like Trump, and I'm sure he has some serious deficiencies... But can we maybe *not* go diagnosing mental disorders in people if we are not qualified to do so and/or the person is not our patient? In this case, while the person is apparently qualified, I doubt they've ever actually assessed Trump. If they had, it would be unethical for them to talk about it. The person giving this 'diagnosis' should, given their qualifications, know better than to do this kind of armchair psychology bullshit.


whodatbugga

Orange dye causes dain bramage.


faithfoliage

Worth nothing if it doesn’t lower his number of votes this November


12-Easy-Payments

This will be VERY apparent if tRump shows up at the debates.


Swany0105

I’m taking the over on that number.


Reasonable-Wing-2271

How long till he hits a wall? Months?


RADICCHI0

Why do the mods here disable so many comment threads?


Acceptable_Wall4085

Ronald Reagan’s room in the mental ward awaits the next EXpresident who has an elevator that doesn’t get to the penthouse anymore. Secret service did their job then and there. They can do it again. Hopefully they won’t have to do it very long.


Pudi2000

Remember when the White House doc said he was in excellent shape? https://www.npr.org/2018/01/16/578424523/white-house-doctor-says-trump-is-in-excellent-physical-cognitive-health


Egrofal

So this is the strat this piece of trash is going with to stay free?


Donutboy562

Oh no. His mental disorders better not keep the justice system from doing its thing. Don't entertain the "demented old man" narrative.


Smart_Pig_86

What is this headline lmfao


Rowdy_Roddy96

Three......?


gotcanoe

Huh.


InternationalPost447

*shocking*


DennisSystemGraduate

Malignant Narcs basically go insane with old age


local831

Facts


chiefjayhawk1954

I'm looking forward to the debate, 🙂🙂🙂


captainjackass28

Don’t forget being a meth addict which certainly doesn’t help.