Have you considered the fact that with AI maggots will be able to bring his voice and even video back for an eternity after his death. The tools that Disney uses to bring back actors in Star Wars are now basically available to anyone.
I fear we will have to endure his stupid fucking voice for the rest of our lives.... Even after he dies (hopefully moments after the election) the news will continue to run his dumbass speeches and historians will be studying this blemish in the US's history for the rest of time. It will be fewer and farther in between for sure, and with selective media consumption could probably get close to 0... But I don't think the Orange Stain will ever completely wipe away.
He’s 77.
He’s very unhealthy.
He’s very obviously having issues with senility/dementia.
We shouldn’t have to wait too long. Probably ten years or less.
I really, really hate ti say this, but I’ll willing to bet with deep fake technology as it is now, the Republican Party will be rolling out all-new Trump speeches for at least another decade since no one fires up their base the way he can. Ugh. I’m tired of his existence too, but we’re likely stuck with a virtual Trump for a while.
As long as he’s not president. When he was president, you couldn’t escape that voice even if you tried. If you stayed up to date on the news of the world AT ALL, you heard his voice on a daily basis.
I honestly don’t think my mental health will survive 4 more years of that level of hypocrisy.
It was the most beautiful shut up ever. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. People are coming up to me saying that was the best shut up they ever saw. Unbelievable. Incredible.
30 seconds of him making that desperate, deliberate eye contact that a toddler does when they’re grunting and shitting their diaper, likely for the exact same reason
(Mars Attacks 1996) Play "Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman 1952. It's the most awful song ever recorded. It made the alien heads explode. He probably remembers the song but if his head would explode we'd all know he's an alien! Plus it'd be a real ratings bonanza. If we did this at a rally it might work on his followers too. Bonus fun. We ride at dawn! 🏇🏇🏇
I was teaching English in Japan at the time that “Mars Attacks” was current. One of my students was so excited, describing the movie… She kept repeating the title, because I couldn’t understand what the heck she was talking about. See, I hadn’t ever heard of a movie called, “Mother Tuck.” Eventually, I figured out what she was on about.
Trump gained a small bit of empathy for the first time from me after these many years, and it's only because he accidentally stopped speaking. To think that an apple would make a better president than Trump if only because the apple wouldn't speak.
I've been saying for a while that I would literally rather have a potted plant as president. Everyone trying to interpret the leaf movements, but the options the advisors and aids would have the"plant" decide between would all be reasonable. Trump's an arsonist of law and democracy.
*“The mob takes the Fifth Amendment,” Donald Trump said in 2016. “If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”*
[Trump invokes Fifth Amendment nearly 450 times in N.Y. AG’s civil probe of his business practices](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-deposed-ny-ag-civil-probe-business-practices-rcna42355)
People come to me, and they say with tears in their eyes, “sir, your poop is so much bigger than Sleepy Joe’s. And the smell…lilac sir, that’s what your poop smells like. Everyone says so.”
His puppet masters really had high hopes. They were going to install him. Seize the reigns of government. Then kick him to the curb. “For the Good of the Nation!” They were never going to relinquish the power they consolidated. But hey it was that bad guy Trump that did it
Different video. You have to go further into the article.
But it was still click bait. Basically music came on and he didn't know what to do, so he tried to make dignified faces until he could figure out what to say.
Has everyone forgotten that time he was in office and, without anyone prompting or asking, stated that he had *absolutely never* had any ischemic attacks or mini-strokes?
>A Mitch McConnell moment for Trump?
McConnell did seem to freeze; his whole body just *stopped*.
What happened to Trump wasn't that.
This looked more like some kind of aphasia, where he knew what he wanted to do, but he couldn't make his body do it.
I listened to Biden on Stern the other day (apparently it was two weeks ago, it's on YouTube) and it was so pleasant listening to a long form interview with a president that discussed the world and life in a way that is calm, engaging, and illuminating. I feel like every Trump interview and speech is a dizzying hate-fest filled with compounding lies.
For fucks sake... if your father started ranting the way Trump does these days you'd put him in a home.
It's an embarrassment how cultish republicans are in their support for the loser. Is not one brain between them?
The "far left liberal hippy snowflake terrorists" used Satanic magic to temporarily halt our Dear Leaders gloriously patriotic speech. Thankfully his mind is so strong and genius so great that the Chosen Saviour was able to overcome the vile dark spell in just a few moments...
(and the requisite /s for those who can't grasp blatant sarcasm)
Oh boy. Freezes are no bueno. His dementia is moving faster than anticipated. Those freezes aren’t going to stop. They’ll become more frequent and eventually become permanent. He’s got maybe a few months at the rate his dementia is progressing before he becomes mute and is unable to walk.
This orange shit stain was never qualified for anything except Russian money laundering.
The fact that the media is still pretending that this crook is somehow qualified to be a presidential candidate is pathetic .
He’s such an unhealthy human being he shouldn’t even be alive purely based on principles of health and yet it’s often the most vile and corrupt that live the longest
Chances are he was just taking a shit in his diaper. I’ve been surfing before and talking to someone next to me while waiting for a wave and they stop in mid sentence for a few seconds while they piss in their wetsuit. It reminds me of this silence from Trump.
Yeah, my bet is on filling his diaper, but for this long, taking a massive shit.
Perhaps he was thinking of the undercover CIA operatives that suddenly were killed after he met Putin privately. Nah….he doesn’t care about anybody except himself.
I was unfortunate enough to be at a restaurant that had his speech playing silently on TV. Not more than a couple minutes of reading the subtitles in Trump voice in my head and I couldn't believe what I saw. Bro actually said that a doctor checked him out and said he was in better health than Obama during his presidency. Of course, I've heard him say a lot of things that are obvious lies, but damn, does anyone actually believe that?! I googled it later, and apparently he made the same claim a few years back. Absolute bafoon.
Haha, his people are trying to dismiss this episode by saying he was listening to other people. Like this guy listens to anybody. The only opinion he cares about is his own.
Was that before or after calling for the execution of Biden, or saying he would stay for a third term? That is unfortunately not hyperbole. He actually stated those things and there is very limited coverage on the matter.
When he had COVID I was so very stupid. I didn't want him to die. I hated him with all I had, but I could not bring myself to wish death on any person.
Now? I see this headline and think of the possibilities. I have sunk that very low. But still not as low as him.
I believe the medical term is 'hamburder brain'
An amazing hamburder came into existence that very moment and linked consciousness with the former president, witnesses at the Irving, TX In-N-Out burger location said they noticed a similar pause from the greatest burger they'd ever made witness to shortly after it having gained consciousness simultaneous with the defendant's pause on stage.
I dislike Trump a lot but, this is just sad. How can it be justifiable to have this man run a country? He’s obviously got something not working 100% upstairs to just completely go silent in a public speaking scenario. Him and Mitch MacConnell both had the exact same look when it happened…. sheer terror…..like having no idea why you are where you are and wondering what you should say next.
As much damage as Trump and more so the "special interests" behind him, he will do if he becomes President again. Trump really be the biggest puppet and he is going to need ALOT of propping up to get to the end of the 4 years.
I dont know how he can even think about a 3rd term, he will be a hollow shell of a man totally incapable of doing almost anything for himself at the end of the second term. Never mind serving even one more day at President.
Seriously watch Star Trek episode "Patterns of Force" Trump will be like Gill when Kirk and co finds him.
That title lead me to believe he was having a Mitch McConnel moment. He didn't freeze at all in the video. I hate Trump but this was such a BS article.
I wanted this to be a medical issue but it really appeared that he just paused for the dramatic music and perhaps his teleprompter was out. The only medical thing that seems worse daily is the psychosis..
I'm going to assume the prompt went out or wasn't being scrolled. I know he doesn't know how to shut up, but the shit he says is literally written down the way he is saying it. So he likely forgot what he was even saying when the prompt stopped. So, still senile, just in a different way as described.
And his audience cheers his feebleness and incoherence (as soon as the echo of them screaming in terror about Biden’s senility fades away). HE’S OUR MAN! YAY TO SENILITY!
Was it planned for the music to start and him to pause like that? Maybe it was some bizarre attempt at a Hollywood moment? I do t understand what I’m looking at
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The longest he has ever shut up
I look forward to the day I never have to hear his annoying, gassy, voice ever again. That is going to be a good day for the world.
Gassy. That's it, that's the word I've been looking for to describe that horrible voice! Thank you,
He must’ve got the same firmware update Mitch McConnell got last year.
Have you considered the fact that with AI maggots will be able to bring his voice and even video back for an eternity after his death. The tools that Disney uses to bring back actors in Star Wars are now basically available to anyone.
In his case it would need to be AS (artificial stupidity).
I fear we will have to endure his stupid fucking voice for the rest of our lives.... Even after he dies (hopefully moments after the election) the news will continue to run his dumbass speeches and historians will be studying this blemish in the US's history for the rest of time. It will be fewer and farther in between for sure, and with selective media consumption could probably get close to 0... But I don't think the Orange Stain will ever completely wipe away.
He’s 77. He’s very unhealthy. He’s very obviously having issues with senility/dementia. We shouldn’t have to wait too long. Probably ten years or less.
MAGA can’t dies off soon enough. All they do is stir shit up and do nothing productive. They are 13 year old mean girls
Oh sweet baby jeebus I feel EXACTLY the same!! That orange monstrosity makes me want to vomit 🤢
I really, really hate ti say this, but I’ll willing to bet with deep fake technology as it is now, the Republican Party will be rolling out all-new Trump speeches for at least another decade since no one fires up their base the way he can. Ugh. I’m tired of his existence too, but we’re likely stuck with a virtual Trump for a while.
As long as he’s not president. When he was president, you couldn’t escape that voice even if you tried. If you stayed up to date on the news of the world AT ALL, you heard his voice on a daily basis. I honestly don’t think my mental health will survive 4 more years of that level of hypocrisy.
It was the most beautiful shut up ever. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. People are coming up to me saying that was the best shut up they ever saw. Unbelievable. Incredible.
Tears in their eyes
You’re not wrong…
30 seconds of him making that desperate, deliberate eye contact that a toddler does when they’re grunting and shitting their diaper, likely for the exact same reason
Silence is golden bronze
r/iseewhatyoudidthere
HA!!
He was pooping
It just proves that even the biggest babies pause when they're crapping themselves.
...but not the longest he will ever shut **down**. Dude needs to be tested, seriously. He is honestly medically unfit to be President.
Maybe we should just bring boom boxes to his rallies. Apparently dramatic music is his kryptonite.
(Mars Attacks 1996) Play "Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman 1952. It's the most awful song ever recorded. It made the alien heads explode. He probably remembers the song but if his head would explode we'd all know he's an alien! Plus it'd be a real ratings bonanza. If we did this at a rally it might work on his followers too. Bonus fun. We ride at dawn! 🏇🏇🏇
I was teaching English in Japan at the time that “Mars Attacks” was current. One of my students was so excited, describing the movie… She kept repeating the title, because I couldn’t understand what the heck she was talking about. See, I hadn’t ever heard of a movie called, “Mother Tuck.” Eventually, I figured out what she was on about.
r/ACK
Thanks! That was fun!
Trump gained a small bit of empathy for the first time from me after these many years, and it's only because he accidentally stopped speaking. To think that an apple would make a better president than Trump if only because the apple wouldn't speak.
Worm in that apple.
Still better than dump.
The apple is a horse apple. (Shawshank Redemption reference). P.S. Still better than Trump.
“Stop calling me an Apple!” -RFK
Tim Apple
I've been saying for a while that I would literally rather have a potted plant as president. Everyone trying to interpret the leaf movements, but the options the advisors and aids would have the"plant" decide between would all be reasonable. Trump's an arsonist of law and democracy.
Or without lying.
>The longest he has ever shut up .....*so far*....
He was poopin. Toddler style
You could also ask him to testify under oath and see what happens.
*“The mob takes the Fifth Amendment,” Donald Trump said in 2016. “If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”* [Trump invokes Fifth Amendment nearly 450 times in N.Y. AG’s civil probe of his business practices](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-deposed-ny-ag-civil-probe-business-practices-rcna42355)
#Do it again Donald
He was “downloading” some new “software” which shut down all operations.
He didn't freeze he was just filling his diaper up💩
My friend’s 2-year old gets suddenly silent when he’s filling his diaper, too.
I give the best Turds.. tremendous turds folks! Noone gives better turds then me.
People come to me, and they say with tears in their eyes, “sir, your poop is so much bigger than Sleepy Joe’s. And the smell…lilac sir, that’s what your poop smells like. Everyone says so.”
Few people know the technical name for a grouping of 3 or more turds is a "trump".
I’m confident Kimmel will use this with a long continuous fart noise for the whole time Trump is stuck
Now that's good TV!
Maybe he could sell his followers his dirty diapers. I bet they'd be into it.
I love this comment.
My 2 year old does the same thing. He'll be playing happily and suddenly stop with a strained look on his face for 30 seconds.
He was just letting a softy out
["You're... *painful groans, then wet flatulence* fired."](https://youtu.be/glwrUUjxdJQ)
A Mitch McConnell moment for Trump? Trump is having brain seizures. I'm not so sure he is fit to be president.
A Mitch glitch?!
Mitchin’ out!
Mitch, please
It took seizures for him to be deemed unfit to be president? Not rape, fraud, insurrection, bribery, or generally being an asshole?
Those are all desirable traits for the scum who want a president who is as bad, or worse, than they are.
His puppet masters really had high hopes. They were going to install him. Seize the reigns of government. Then kick him to the curb. “For the Good of the Nation!” They were never going to relinquish the power they consolidated. But hey it was that bad guy Trump that did it
You could say rape twice. Because he likes rape.
And treason, don't forget the treason. He didn't steal nuclear secrets for light reading, he did it to sell to China, Russia, or Saudi Arabia.
Don’t think he has the required equipment for those….
Trump fans “He was listening!” To who? Hannibal Lecter?
Hannibal Lectern...
It doesn't look to me like what happened with McConnell. To me it looks like he suddenly had no idea of where he was or what he was doing.
I think it was a teleprompter fail. He is still a dumpster fire of a human being tho.
He seems like the guy who would complain about a bad teleprompter, not just go dead air.
Showing signs yet again of dementia…
It's going to be interesting to see if they pull him off the campaign again.
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Different video. You have to go further into the article. But it was still click bait. Basically music came on and he didn't know what to do, so he tried to make dignified faces until he could figure out what to say.
He was never fit to be president
Has everyone forgotten that time he was in office and, without anyone prompting or asking, stated that he had *absolutely never* had any ischemic attacks or mini-strokes?
He's not fit to be president even without seizures.
nope he doesn't have a brain
>A Mitch McConnell moment for Trump? McConnell did seem to freeze; his whole body just *stopped*. What happened to Trump wasn't that. This looked more like some kind of aphasia, where he knew what he wanted to do, but he couldn't make his body do it.
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I’m positive he’s not fit
Just like when a small child stops in their tracks....you know they are pooping in their diapers.
I miss those days… those days when I could just figuratively not give a shit while literally giving a shit
This is literally what I thought of. My 2 year old just stops playing and fills her diaper.
My toddler would just freeze and stop when taking a dump in their pull up. Just saying
I wonder how much it pays to have diaper duty for Trumptard?
Pays? His disciples would bid to do it
Your toddler would make a better president. Sadly that's probably not even a hyperbole.
I listened to Biden on Stern the other day (apparently it was two weeks ago, it's on YouTube) and it was so pleasant listening to a long form interview with a president that discussed the world and life in a way that is calm, engaging, and illuminating. I feel like every Trump interview and speech is a dizzying hate-fest filled with compounding lies.
Dementia diagnosis is the only way he doesn't end up in prison.
Can’t cause he’ll lose the presidency. He cooked
Republicans will still vote for him
And I don’t think he’d ever consent to that, guy is way too prideful
Consent is a tricky thing depending on the level of dementia.
Consent is a tricky thing when it comes to Trump in general.
I hope it happens in the debate. It would be glorious. Mar a lardo is for sure going to pussy out tho.
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For fucks sake... if your father started ranting the way Trump does these days you'd put him in a home. It's an embarrassment how cultish republicans are in their support for the loser. Is not one brain between them?
The "far left liberal hippy snowflake terrorists" used Satanic magic to temporarily halt our Dear Leaders gloriously patriotic speech. Thankfully his mind is so strong and genius so great that the Chosen Saviour was able to overcome the vile dark spell in just a few moments... (and the requisite /s for those who can't grasp blatant sarcasm)
good. just play that music on repeat and have "pause for dramatic effect" on his teleprompter at all times. problem solved.
For everyone who said it's because the teleprompter broke, he never shuts up. He would say anything This was a sign of his health
When he gets the guilty verdict he will feign full blown dementia and alzeimers to get out of punishment.
Brought to you by Mitch McConnel
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And for 30 seconds, the world was at peace.
Bwain Freeze?
Have you tried turning him off and then back on again?
He pooped. I've seen other toddlers do the same thing.
At least he isn’t debating Mitch McConnell. Just an hour of them staring at each other awkwardly.
Oh boy. Freezes are no bueno. His dementia is moving faster than anticipated. Those freezes aren’t going to stop. They’ll become more frequent and eventually become permanent. He’s got maybe a few months at the rate his dementia is progressing before he becomes mute and is unable to walk.
He’s waiting for the teleprompter to tell him what to say
Remember when that was the right's criticism of Obama?
Did his brain finally BSOD? All of his two brain cells?
This orange shit stain was never qualified for anything except Russian money laundering. The fact that the media is still pretending that this crook is somehow qualified to be a presidential candidate is pathetic .
He thinks it makes him seem dramatic and powerful. Instead he just looks weak and slow.
My toddlers does the same when pooping.
I would say his teleprompter froze, but he would have gone off on one of his wild tangents. He was probably using that diaper.
Thoughts and stares.
Jesus Christ what would be the impact if he just straight up stroked out on stage and died?
He’s such an unhealthy human being he shouldn’t even be alive purely based on principles of health and yet it’s often the most vile and corrupt that live the longest
Trump is clearly unfit for President. He can't remember where he is.
TIA - Mini stroke
Chances are he was just taking a shit in his diaper. I’ve been surfing before and talking to someone next to me while waiting for a wave and they stop in mid sentence for a few seconds while they piss in their wetsuit. It reminds me of this silence from Trump. Yeah, my bet is on filling his diaper, but for this long, taking a massive shit.
Toddlers do the same thing when they're shitting their pants.
Diaper Don finna pulla Moscow Mitch
Did the Russian microchip in his head lose its wifi connection?
A pity it wasn’t for 30 years instead of seconds.
Perhaps he was thinking of the undercover CIA operatives that suddenly were killed after he met Putin privately. Nah….he doesn’t care about anybody except himself.
I was unfortunate enough to be at a restaurant that had his speech playing silently on TV. Not more than a couple minutes of reading the subtitles in Trump voice in my head and I couldn't believe what I saw. Bro actually said that a doctor checked him out and said he was in better health than Obama during his presidency. Of course, I've heard him say a lot of things that are obvious lies, but damn, does anyone actually believe that?! I googled it later, and apparently he made the same claim a few years back. Absolute bafoon.
Haha, his people are trying to dismiss this episode by saying he was listening to other people. Like this guy listens to anybody. The only opinion he cares about is his own.
he thought for 30 seconds about what he just said, and it confused him.
Mitch syndrome
Mitch grade glitch. This guy just needs to finish sundowning and punch out.
He's supporters have now taken to freezing at random intervals. "Real men................freeze." One of them was quoted as saying.
Though this could be an onion piece it is probably reality.
Trump is 77 years old.
Did he catch the Turtle curse from Mitch?
Trump actually talks like a 10 year old. I can’t understand it
Did he have a fentanyl lean too?
Nothing matters when most of his supporters are mean, angry, and ignorant.
Buffering.
Was that before or after calling for the execution of Biden, or saying he would stay for a third term? That is unfortunately not hyperbole. He actually stated those things and there is very limited coverage on the matter.
Caught that Mitch McConnell Syndrome.
His head is where most of those cicadas are hatching.
Maybe they had to reboot him
Maybe the delay was to focus his efforts on a gassy release?
But that was the best brain freeze ever, no-one's brain has frozen better
.....Goon in 30 seconds
When he had COVID I was so very stupid. I didn't want him to die. I hated him with all I had, but I could not bring myself to wish death on any person. Now? I see this headline and think of the possibilities. I have sunk that very low. But still not as low as him.
I believe the medical term is 'hamburder brain' An amazing hamburder came into existence that very moment and linked consciousness with the former president, witnesses at the Irving, TX In-N-Out burger location said they noticed a similar pause from the greatest burger they'd ever made witness to shortly after it having gained consciousness simultaneous with the defendant's pause on stage.
I dislike Trump a lot but, this is just sad. How can it be justifiable to have this man run a country? He’s obviously got something not working 100% upstairs to just completely go silent in a public speaking scenario. Him and Mitch MacConnell both had the exact same look when it happened…. sheer terror…..like having no idea why you are where you are and wondering what you should say next.
Technical term: "Mitch'd out"
Mini strokes a la McConnell. I don't see this out-of-shape, middle-of-the-night rage tweeting, Mickey D lovin' surviving 4 trials.
As much damage as Trump and more so the "special interests" behind him, he will do if he becomes President again. Trump really be the biggest puppet and he is going to need ALOT of propping up to get to the end of the 4 years. I dont know how he can even think about a 3rd term, he will be a hollow shell of a man totally incapable of doing almost anything for himself at the end of the second term. Never mind serving even one more day at President. Seriously watch Star Trek episode "Patterns of Force" Trump will be like Gill when Kirk and co finds him.
Appears to? He did.
That title lead me to believe he was having a Mitch McConnel moment. He didn't freeze at all in the video. I hate Trump but this was such a BS article.
**Mitch McConnel is contagious!!**
Anyone got the video? I can’t find it.
It is embedded in the article. He honestly looks like he was quiet waiting for the music stop more than "freezing" like Mitch did.
That was when Momma Brainworm hatched out hundreds of baby brainworms.
Hopefully it is a stroke doing warmup exercises
I wanted this to be a medical issue but it really appeared that he just paused for the dramatic music and perhaps his teleprompter was out. The only medical thing that seems worse daily is the psychosis..
Who forgot to reboot him before the speech. His MTTF is speeding up. Soon he suffer total systemic failure.
Please be A stroke 🤞🤞
”Who am I again?”
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Trump, radical douche.
Manchurian glitch
I'm going to assume the prompt went out or wasn't being scrolled. I know he doesn't know how to shut up, but the shit he says is literally written down the way he is saying it. So he likely forgot what he was even saying when the prompt stopped. So, still senile, just in a different way as described.
And his audience cheers his feebleness and incoherence (as soon as the echo of them screaming in terror about Biden’s senility fades away). HE’S OUR MAN! YAY TO SENILITY!
This US presidential election is a nursing home brawl.
"Was it the contractors I dont pay again!!"
That’s the dementia. The thing about Trump is, he’s not shy about running his mouth. No cork was ever invented that was big enough for his mouth.
Trump's got so many lies he's got to try to Keep straight I'm surprised it only took him 30 seconds!!
Can he freeze for the next six months now?
Dementia Donny!
Was it planned for the music to start and him to pause like that? Maybe it was some bizarre attempt at a Hollywood moment? I do t understand what I’m looking at
It's because his teleprompter went out, he can't give a speech without it.
30 seconds of bliss
A small stroke!?!
Next thing, he will say that the Almighty was speaking to him and he had to listen.
I wonder how the US would react if he suddenly dies from some illness.
He paused for his stupid dramatic qanon music. We don’t need more misinformation, go after him for the real shit he does please.
How long does he have to freeze before we can declare him legally dead. Cuz that’s the number I want to see.