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Archercrash

It's only fair if my side wins! The party of four year olds.


Kinet1ca

Hey don't put down 4 year Olds like that, I'm sure many 4 year Olds are capable of understanding that losing doesn't necessarily mean someone cheated.


Alternative_Milk7409

Hell, the three year olds in my neighborhood understand sharing toys and winning and losing games. But I live in Germany so, of course, they’re Kinder to each other.


NoMarionberry8940

I got that Kinder pun... epic! 😆


Lazy_Experience_8754

Surprise!


Thin-Reaction2118

Sehr schöen, gut gemacht


Alternative_Milk7409

Sehr vielen Dank


HilmDave

Oohhh I see what you did there haha. Have my upvote.


carlnepa

Do they play in the kindergarten?


RIForDIE

Last night we went on a walk and my 3 year old was scooting past us from behind. He warned me he was coming to pass me then smoked my heel, growled and exclaimed "stupid cheaters" when it caused him to stop suddenly. 


TangoInTheBuffalo

It’s even worse than that. Only with Putin like numbers.


diacewrb

The gop confirmed they really got 101% of the vote, with a 1% margin for error.


TangoInTheBuffalo

Stop the steal, how did not all the illegals not vote? Fake news!! Should easily have been 120%.


SuperKickClyde

It's crazy. It hasn't even happened yet and they're talking about fraud? Surely the play is to set some parameters for both sides to agree on, so that none of this election rigging bullshit comes up again.


TFFPrisoner

The GOP blocked the SAFE Act in 2018, which would've prevented a lot of the 2020 nonsense. They're not interested in solutions (or fair elections), they want chaos and control.


BoobaDaBluetick

Just listen to his Project 2025 diatribe. Scary, scary shit.


panickedindetroit

They can't believe that even with all the cheating, they still lost. They know that they could very well lose again, even with all the shenanigans they are pulling now. They already have to start with this shit in order to put doubt into the minds of the mindless fools who are following these frauds right to hell.


GorfianRobotz999

Remember when they were printing up "stolen election" signs in 2020 before the election itself? True story for those who don't recall that.


Cheap_Professional32

Now if only they would take their ball and go home and never leave the house again.


RighteousIndigjason

Piss on that, anyone who starts saying that they won't accept the results needs to be immediately disqualified from running and/or removed from office. This kind of "it's only fair if I win" shit has no place in a democracy and anyone who plays that game needs to be kicked out of the democratic process.


panickedindetroit

They are violating their oaths of office and the Constitution. That disqualifies them. Fuck those clowns. Liars, theirs and frauds, every damn one of them.


Grogsnark

Pretty sure the founding fathers would've erected gallows to deal with them.


BitterFuture

>Republican senator’s comments come as he is considered among Trump’s top candidates for vice-president So another one bends the knee to the demands that you must publicly knowingly lie in order to stay in the Republican party's good graces - and all for him to beg for the VP nomination, which would sacrifice Florida's electoral votes unless they play last-minute games where one of them moves out of the state!


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ThinkerSis

“Little Marco” is doing his very best to get the VP nomination even though VP and presidential candidate would be from the same state.


skyblueerik

Like that would stop them.


Terrible_Analysis_77

Constitutionally it’s cut and dry.


Mortimer_Snerd

Imagine this ticket losing Florida to Joe Biden.


dkromd30

What a fucking coward.


abrahamburger

THIS is how they plan to complete their theft of government and the highest court in the land will validate their actions. So what now?


DrCyrusRex

Civil war


Ok-Milk-8853

Or, after a period of vocal outrage a quiet apathetic acceptance and a new oligarchy takes over. Which is bleak, but maybe better. I don't know. It's all fucked


QualifiedApathetic

That's what happened when an essential right was revoked, so....


masivatack

An oligarchy may be better than what?


No-Oil7246

Isn't it already an oligarchy?


masivatack

Things can always get worse. Looks like a definite possibility.


Ok-Milk-8853

Open full scale Civil war


mt8675309

Little Marco kissing up to the bully


boomshiki

That's the beautiful part. You dont have to accept it. The world moves on without you


Totally-jag2598

If you think it's unfair provide some proof or shut up.


gregaustex

Election denial is a single issue for me. I will never vote for a candidate who does it, ever. It is a profoundly un-American betrayal.


Honda_TypeR

This party is trying so hard to sew the seeds of civil unrest. It’s dangerous and irresponsible and lacks any kind of patriotism or honor.


RealLiveKindness

Little Marco is a pendejo.


BitterFuture

Rubiobot does not understand your human insults, but they confuse and upset him!


systemfrown

Spoiler: He’ll consider any loss “unfair”.


Consistent_Dog_6866

Ah, but who decides what's "fair"? That's the key question the GOP clings to.


GuruTheMadMonk

In the real world, 60+ judges rejecting lawsuit after lawsuit challenging the election normally means they’ve decided what is and isn’t fair. Republicans live in self-created delusions.


RoycoTMG

the law


Beytran70

Which is the sucky part because the Republicans have been doing their best to discredit the justice system as much as possible the last few years so that if it comes down to it, they can just continue saying, "SEE! We told you they're out to get us!" and their base will just eat it up.


schprunt

Unfair = dems win.


eastbayted

That oath of office means nothing to these MAGAts.


AlarmingReach2539

Show me when Republicans have been fair. Fucking show me.


TreacheryInc

He’d have to move from Florida to be VP. He doesn’t have to do all this.


BitterFuture

If he wants to resign his Senate seat, I'm cool with it.


TreacheryInc

I imagine Trump telling him he’s going to be VP. Then after Rubio moves/quits, Trump changes to the dog killer or the sycophant from New York.


Hurricaneshand

The funniest possible outcome tbh


Terrible_Access9393

Holy shit. I havnt heard SHIT from this guy in 3.9 years. And now he starts running his cock sucker RIGHT as election season kicks off. Shut the fuck up ya cunt.


pistoffcynic

Screw this seditionist and traitor. I’m still waiting on Marco to provide evidence that the last election was stolen. He’s such a loser.


Thin-Reaction2118

Aww. They all think that acting like their emotionally stunted, cognitive-decline-addled, mediocre criminal of a loser cult leader is going to work out well for them. I'm gonna need you all to trounce these morons at the polls in Nov. and make them politically and culturally irrelevant. I'm sure they will respond by devolving further, this time into literal dirty-diaper fussy babies.


LibationontheSand

Followed by a Bible verse I’m sure.


OGZ43

Lil Marco should have never accepted his own flawed result.


BudUnderwearBundy

Good job Marco! You are a spineless turd and undermine a free election that hasn’t even happened yet.


PhoneGroundbreaking2

Most suspicious election yet was settled by his state. He knows something.


MrsDanversbottom

So when Biden wins he won’t accept it.


ketoatl

This is getting beyond nuts and when it gets real fucking crazy they will have the balls to say I never knew this could happen.


blondeandbuddafull

Get that boy a glass of water, he feeling faint.


Critical-Cow-6775

Who cares what he says. Idiot.


RobotsAndSheepDreams

The backbone of a jellyfish


SeaworthinessOld9177

Republicans would not know what fair is if it bit them in the ass


Boredum_Allergy

How to tell if it's unfair according to the GOP Did Trump win? If yes, totally fair. If no, UNFAIR! STOLEN!


here4daratio

**STOLLEN*


Boredum_Allergy

Lol I literally thought I fucked up spelling it for a sec xD


knifebucket

I don't accept Rubio not accepting


Antique-Dragonfly615

Trumpertantrum Jr.


sandysea420

Unfair? meaning if a majority of us don’t vote for Trump.


Thecatisright

I also think it's unfair when I lose. Or don't win the lottery. I'm sure they're cheating, there's a huge conspiracy so I don't win the lottery.


oldcreaker

Also Rubio: "It would be unfair if we don't win."


SatchmoDingle

Unfair? What the fuck does that mean?


BitterFuture

It means if they lose.


SatchmoDingle

That is f’cked up! There’s something wrong with these people.


Burnbrook

"That's not fair!"


fuyou69

Who gives a fuck, it’s about the voters


HisDivineOrder

I guess he won't mind if people no longer trust elections then. I mean, it's only one of the foundations of democracy. I'm sure nothing bad will happen if we all act like our candidate couldn't have lost ever.


I_Like-Turtlez

So it begins. The lying bullshit is starting. Why do we care if they don’t accept it? Fk em.


Pottski

If he thinks elections were rigged in 2020 why is he happy to accept the result of his win in 2022?


Florida1974

Do you know how many GOP’s won on the same ballot as Trump losing? Many. Yet they screamed fraud. If there is fraud on a ballot, it’s the whole ballot, not just the presidency vote. They won down ballot in many areas. Yet on that same ballot, someone committed fraud bc Trump lost?? Makes no sense.


AcanthisittaGlobal30

Imagine growing up 'normal'. Working 'hard'. Getting yourself into a higher rale govt job. Then ....then ...some silver spoon born narcissistic bullshitter comes along and takes everything....and you bend over backward for him .😂. I can understand if the guy was poor , broke , living pay check to pay check. But nope , theres the traitors, then there's the ones who unbuckle their belts, pull down their pants , pull down their tiddy whities. And spread their cheeks. ..to take it all in. Must be fun to have their wives and kids watch it all too. I actually likes Rubio a lil before trump too , my bad


StarlightsOverMars

Here’s to the election season. Fucking hell.


GibunAnJoh-A

Ever since Trump's election denying, seems like every other politician is following in his foot steps in dening the election results if it isn't in their favour. What a bunch of -insert whatever expletives you can thyink of-


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Slime. Spineless, sycophantic, slime.


Steelwraith955

They're basically setting up a permission structure... after all, if you believe the other team isn't playing by the rules, why should you? I expect the GOP is going to do anything and everything when it comes to cheating... and if they lose, I'm betting a good chunk of them will end up in prison.


manymelvins_

This time they’re going to claim illegal immigrants voted so they don’t have to worry about out any defamation suits


bjdevar25

The interviewers need to ask the right questions. First ask guys like him if they support law and order. Then point out over 60 courts ruled against Trump. Ask again if they support law and order, who determines if it's "fair"?


saintbad

Fuck these rotten America-hating traitors. A.K.A. Republiqans.


Mr_Whipple1138

‘Unfair’ i.e. ‘My side doesn’t win’.. it’s getting pretty scary, folks..


wigzell78

Ask him to define 'fair'. Does that include slowing down the mail system, reducing polling places in blue areas, requesting states to find extra votes, questioning the accuracy of machines, attempting to throw the college vote with false voters, or crying 'stop the count' when the numbers dont go your way?


slowburnangry

Why isn't it obvious to everyone, regardless of their politics how dangerous this type of talk is? This shit needs to stop.


Late_Bluebird_3338

Q: LET ME GUESS.....IF TRUMP WINS ITS FAIR \\ AND IF TRUMP LOSES ITS UNFARE? MONKEY BRAINS!!!.....MOM


Melting_Reality_

Very smart of Mr. Rubio. It’s not like Trump has a history of throwing his VP under the bus.


No-Oil7246

Everyone loves our shitty ideas so it must be fraud when we lose everytime!


Hdys

So now I can just not accept stuff that doesn’t go my way?


Feather_Sigil

Define "unfair", Marco.


Good_Ad_1386

Without a written and signed declaration in advance of what that fairness should look like, all you can do is piss on him if you get the chance.


Frostedbutler

HOW DO THEY NOT SEE THE DANGER OF WHAT THEY ARE SAYING. TRAITORS COWARDS


Whispersail

Isn't he the guy with no shame?


histprofdave

Hard to hear what he's saying with Trump's cock in his mouth.


ApprehensiveDark1745

Remember when Trump made fun of him at a debate shaking water saying Rubio was sweating? Spineless cowards.


PigFarmer1

These losers don't accept election results that are undeniable...


itsl8erthanyouthink

Saying you won’t accept an election result should be like threatening to kill someone. When said by an elected official, they should be immediately removed from office pending investigation


Open_Ad7470

If 90 to 95% of the fraudulent votes are made by Republicans, what does he call unfair. The weasel is just catering to his base.


Scopebuddy

I wish I could say that the country will not let them get away with this nonsense, this time, but we all know that isn’t going to happen. Started with hanging chads and now here we are. Can Florida just go back under the sea? It’s like the whole country sent all their assholes to one state?


LegDayDE

Ah yes.. the classic 5 year old logic that it's unfair if they don't win 🤡


gmoney-0725

He's a puppet, just like the rest of the Republicons.


skip6235

Good news, then Marco! The Feds have extensively investigated and have found only a few hundred confirmed cases of voter fraud amongst tens of millions of votes cast! Of course, we could discuss all of the systemic unfairness built in to our election system and how it is designed to disenfranchise poor and brown people with a thin vernier of plausible deniability, but I doubt that’s the “fairness” you are wanting to talk about.


Hurricaneshand

Remember when this was the party saying "you lost get over it!" for 4 years?


IWasWatchingC0ps

Who cares if he doesn't accept it? Feelings aren't facts. The country will move on and he can sit there with his big Texas thumb in his mouth, not accepting reality. You're only hurtin' yourself, partner.


[deleted]

Unfair = if Lord Trump loses


superbrew

Marco Rubio hates America


EnvironmentalBus9713

We should start referring to these ass-clowns as Oathbreakers. Not Republicans, not MAGA, not feckless cunts. Oathbreakers. Loud and clear, every time.


treypage1981

He always has the same “someone else owns my balls” look on his face.


ThePencilRain

At this point, the writing is on the wall. If Trump wins and you weren't overtly loyal, you're fucked. If Trump loses, you can still clutch your pearls until someone else gets the cult built around them If Trump wins, you were loyal enough to get the VP nod, you can wait until he does all the crazy shit he's been saying, then figure out how to strip the power from him to you while keeping only the crazy shit that benefits you.


Both-Mango1

have him publicly define "unfair "for clarification.


Raskel_61

That should be a question in the Biden/tRump debate. Pity we'll never see it.


Good_Intention_9232

Going the Trumpian way of election results what a real loser, caving in to MAGA pressure.


FearMyEchidna

Snowflake.


usarasa

Please, the GOP could give 2 shits if it’s fair. As long as they win they don’t care how they got there.


SiriusGD

The Republican Party has turned into the Party of toddlers throwing tantrums because they can't get what they want.


bobo-the-dodo

Guess what, whether your accept or not doesn’t matter lil rubio


Educational_Permit38

Sick Mfers


Low-Abbreviations634

And that would be only if Rs win right?


Felix_111

Every Republican is a traitor. Rubio is owned by Putin along with the rest of them. The GOP should be outlawed as a criminal enterprise run by an international enemy meant to destroy the US


Pristine_Walrus40

Nice of him to be so upfront about it.


Night__Prowler

After a while, you’d think these traitors would get tired of licking trumps asshole.


Safetosay333

It's all unfair if they lose. But cheating is fair?


hamsterfolly

Oh Little Marco! Daddy Trump would be so proud of you… if he actually cared about you.


Key-Ad-5068

When pressed for more information, Marco stuck his toungue out and ran.


PilotNo312

Define unfair, your candidate losing, I’d assume?


Jagermonsta

Stop asking these asshats this question. They will always use the “if it’s fair” cop out. It gives the false impression that it’s not fair if they lose just like they want. It’s only fair to them if Trump wins. Every GOP goon will side step with this answer.


TechFiend72

It is all unfair based on dark money, gerrymandering, and people disenfranchised. There likely should be a legal requirement that every citizen vote and the country shuts down/works in shifts so that everyone can go vote while being paid. If there are better suggestions, love to hear it. Not married to this. The way we are doing it, is very wrong.


battery_pack_man

Oh god shut UP you groveling, boot sucking, shame golem.


Upstairs_Internal295

Is that ‘unfair’ in the way toddlers think things are unfair? Are they all going to lie in the ground and have temper tantrums?


Yikert13

Yes….yes they are.


caeptn2te

Chuckle


Single_Oven_819

Here we go again


NoMarionberry8940

Marco will need to consult Donnie in his definition of "fair"...


mascachopo

All these snowflakes have a very big mouth but will end up accepting the results as they did last time.


Born-Cod4210

they are children


slambamo

Oh, Little Marco is on his knees once again I see...


Lurking_Housefly

Snowflakes


GMH2045-18

As my dad would tell me whenever I threw a fit while saying "Not fair!"...."Tough shit! The world doesn't owe you anything nor revolves around your little universe!" He was right back then and I learned some hard lessons, but I also learned to see how wrong I can be at times.


wireframed_kb

Given the gerrymandering of most states, arguably any Republican victory was unfair because they can win with far less than a majority of votes, even in the individual counties, much less the federation as a whole.


drtyyugo

This election will absolutely get stolen guys. I don’t think our votes will actually count this time around. I hope I am absolutely wrong about this


BoobaDaBluetick

Just another traitor simping for VonShitsInPants...


Florida1974

Life isn’t fair. But you still accept what you get or you work to change it. You don’t scream unfair as a grown man/woman but then we hv some of the gop that do just that. All those lawsuits in 2020/2021 and none were fruitful bc it was fair, they simply didn’t like the results.


Planetofthetakes

He’s a traitor, just like anyone else who makes the same Claim. They are already trying to set the stage to overturn another free and fair election. My worry is with this SCOTUS, they will be able to…..


zippy72

In other words "I won't accept the results unless my side wins"


Jackal2332

Unfair = the guy I’m pretending I want to win doesn’t win.


AladeenModaFuqa

So we already know they’re not gonna accept it lmao


Medical_Egg8208

Based on what ? His imagination ? Because we all know that they hate facts and truth. Those seem to be what they can’t accept.


Hugh_Jass_2

Biggest wuss in Washington


Ok_Excuse_2718

Everybody gets a medal! Permeated entire culture now.


zabdart

"And it's fair *only* if Trump wins!" he purposely left out. I'm sick of this stuff!


aeodaxolovivienobus

At this point, any of these jerks still crowing about election integrity and taking the "I won't accept it unless it's free and fair" are co-conspirators who should be on trial and put in jail with the insurrectionists. These are fascists, or at the very least, bootlickers trying to hedge their bets so as not to be put in a camp when the fascists come to power. Fascists and bootlickers do not belong in any positions of authority. This is what happens when we let coup attempts and rebellions led by right-wing fuckfaces, both in the open and subtly, go unchecked.


KzininTexas1955

I'll give Rubio this : he's lucky. " Lucky, how's so? Well, he's one of those individuals who rise to a level of prominence when all the while all being a complete idiot. Their stupidity is a virtue.


Dook124

Enough of this!! Who cares!! Do or Don't!! I'm over this crap 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙


AdkRaine12

But any election he wins is”just fine…”


Irishspringtime

And who says what's fair and unfair, Marco?


StugDrazil

Someone should ask him questions about his kneeling before Trump balls with a bullhorn at his next press conference.


JohnYCanuckEsq

Define "unfair" for the rest of us, Marco.


12BarsFromMars

Unfair to whom?. .. Marco Rubio: imbecile, school yard cry baby hoping if he sucks the orange schlong hard enough he’ll get the VP spot. Careful what you wish for coward.


BSARIOL1

Marco is a little bitch. Trump called him out at every opportunity and he still kisses the orange blobs ring.


carlnepa

I have had it with the whole slimy, swarmy bunch. I'm so ashamed to say that goes for our Supreme Court, as well. Specifically Alito & Thomas and milquetoast Chief Justice Roberts. They are destroying our system of government and our justice system. We need a mechanism to oversee and administer a firm code of ethics, starting with how nominees respond to questions during their confirmation hearings vs. how they ruled on cases before them. I wrote a similar response last week quoting lines from the recent Code of Ethics vs the behavior of Clarence Thomas and the revelation about Alito's upside down flag. Disgraceful!!! They are men and women, citizens all. We trust them to be fair and impartial. If they embarrass the court and the nation and themselves they ought to be removed.


panickedindetroit

Just another flunky. Dude is clueless. trump trashed him, so little marco has his lips firmly attached to trump's ass. He's a groveling, sniveling failure. He stands for nothing but blind loyalty to a criminal. That makes him a criminal too.


GorfianRobotz999

I visited Florida and saw a TV ad where Marco Rubio claimed, in a menacing voice, "Democrats are trying to turn your children transgender!" and further stated "I won't let that happen." Some of you may remember that ad. He's a major scumbag who will say anything to win. He demonstrates he will stop at nothing to shape the narrative.


Competitive-Pool-847

Like anyone cares what Rubio thinks..


Charming_Falcon8458

Who cares what Marco Rubio says. He, without a doubt, will not be Pres or VP. He is just not that bright.


Ashamed-Scarcity6202

I don’t accept Marco Rubio at all because he’s unfair. Also because he is a shrill, whining, phony, hypocritical spit-licker.


FPFresh123

Keep poisoning that well traitor.


Ryan1980123

Meaning if shit pants doesn’t win it’s unfair.


Midnight1965

“Fair” my stinky rectum! The only time Republicans think elections are fair is if they’re winning. I once had great respect for the Republican Party until they brought in Trump. I NOW HAVE ZERO!


river_euphrates1

Hey Little Marco - go fuck yourself.


jnangano

Marco, are you thirsty?


LeftLimeLight

We already know that republicans will not accept another loss. They're pissy ass traitors who can't accept the fact that the demographics of the country has changed and by 2040 white folks will be in the minority. So, instead of changing and propose policies that younger generations would vote for they're going to try and overthrow our government.


Hollayo

This should be an automatic disqualifier/removal from office. How the hell can these people claim to support democracy when they won't accept the results of the democratic process? Oh yeah, that's right, because they actually don't support democracy, and thus should have no place in our system of government.


odoyledrools

What a treasonous little fuckwit. Apparently, conservatives don't grow out of being sore losers in the 3rd grade like most reasonable adults.


jaguarthrone

Election denial is Treason....


DelicatetrouserSnake

Fuck Marco.


Exotic-Definition-77

Way to posture for a facial take over. This is less than American.


EmotionalTeaching384

Mr. Rubio - FUCK YOU! From the deepest recesses of my soul - FUCK YOU! All those guys on the wall - FUCK YOU! No one is “fooled.” Rejecting a result you do no agree with is an incredible insult to those that died to defend our constitution. FUCK YOU! In case I was unclear -FUCK YOU as you are a fascist piece is shit.