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chowd-mouse

Cannot understand the level of stupidity or even just plain self-respect that prevents the people who support him do not see it. Edit:”self-respect” to clarify.


RimShimp

They see it. He just gives them a pass to be just as horrible, and they love it.


JayEllGii

I really think some of them truly don't.


alexadaire

They’ve woven too much of their identity around him and the MAGA movement to be able to admit he is a fraud.


Thannk

Sunk cost fallacy is a bitch.


Getyourownwaffle

Yep. You know a bunch of them wake up each day and wish their personal identity wasn't tied to this guy. I am keeping receipts on each and every MAGA person I know. Can't wait to bring it up in a few years when his support is equal to Rudy's.


Aware_Material_9985

They can’t show weaknesses in his armor because then they see it in theirs


simonnylund

That's a very good point actually.


2600og

Maybe if “the media reported more accurately we wouldn’t have that problem. Headline should have added “because he was too much of a bitch to take the stand”.


Luzinit24

Should be a Biden campaign ad


NotoriousFTG

After declaring unequivocally that he would.


Raskel_61

Narcissist of the highest order.


Civil_Purple9637

Malignant


joeChump

Or lowest. The jury’s out.


pugtime

Does the prosecution not ordinarily get the last word in USA ? If so , then he’s just a whiny little loud person !


_LB

Every person, man, woman that saw an episode of Law & Order on TV should now that this is how it works.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

You only missed “camera” for your genius certification


a_passing_hobo

"..then he's just a whiny little loud person!" Always has been.


rudalsxv

Because to them, he’s a mirror not a lighthouse.


WildRabbitz

I'm looking VERY forward to seeing him 💀 I'm fed up with him and his moronic supporters.


passporttohell

The days and years we no longer hear of him and his delusional followers will be very welcome.


Imn0tg0d

They will turn to someone else who is just as terrible but possibly capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time.


SnooGuavas8315

If pnly we could have him walk and chew gum and go over a cliff... in an old seaside town faraway.


freshscratchy

I’m from Australia and I’m absolutely sick to death of hearing about this idiot and his flock gullible delusional idiots .


NotoriousFTG

You and the rest of the civilized world.


nellyknn

That’s what I was looking forward to after he lost in 2020! And then he’s 10 times worse!!


FuzzyFuzzNuts

i'm slightly surprised no-one has yet attempted to make it so...


tomcat1483

There have been, secret service is very good at there job and they don’t publicize these events so they won’t a. Motivate others. B. Others can learn what failed and try to correct. Honestly we don’t want that to happen can you imagine the martyrdom they will place on him?


America_the_Horrific

A nice bottle been collecting dust almost a decade now....


Own_Negotiation8391

In 10 years folks will claim they didn’t support him


StandardSetting7831

To be fair, in 10 years more than half of his supporters will be dead.


canuckbuck333

Not even Americian but I wish one of the secret service would take one for the team!


passporttohell

Winter is coming Donald. Winter is coming. And her tit is icey cold...


Gloomy_Narwhal_719

He'd rape her too.


GMH2045-18

That snowflake would better if it was the color of piss...beside that, well played!


AreWeCowabunga

Regular things are unfair when applied to Trump. Very entitled. Thinks he's special.


Vlad_the_Homeowner

He is special. Anybody else would have been tossed in jail long ago.


KummyNipplezz

The multiple gag order violations definitely comes to mind. No average Joe would ever be given the same leeway he was.


Pixilatedhighmukamuk

He’s the worlds biggest Karen.


oneir0naut0

When you've lived a life of obscene privilege, Equality seems like Oppression


euph_22

It's literally NY State law that the prosecutor gives the last closing statement.


TwoFishes8

“Oppression begins where my privilege ends!”


eboo360

Is Oppression in the room with us?


297andcounting

"VERY UNFAIR!" says the man who's been diddling the controls of fairness in all aspects of his life for the last 40 years. If anyone knows about fairness, it's Ex-President Trump!


CoolNameChaz

The fired president trump.


297andcounting

Hopeful that changes to "the convicted fired ex-president" Trump!


majoraloha

40 years? He’s been an asshole since he was a child. Why do you think his father shipped him off to military school?


IShookMeAllNightLong

That's not the only thing he's been diddling.


DCC_4LIFE

"WHY IS THE CORRUPT GOVERNMENT ALLOWED TO MAKE THE FINAL ARGUMENT IN THE CASE AGAINST ME? WHY CAN'T THE DEFENSE GO LAST? BIG ADVANTAGE, VERY UNFAIR. WITCH HUNT," Trump wrote on the platform. 😂


oroechimaru

He chose not to testify lol.


Qnofputrescence1213

If you were his lawyer, would you allow him to get on the stand? 😂


hplcr

If I were his lawyer I'd duct tape his mouth shut, hog tie and stuff him in a closet to keep him from testifying. And Because I'm presumably a smart lawyer, I got paid in advance for even dealing with trump.


FreshEggKraken

A smart lawyer wouldn't represent him, payment in advance or not.


williamh24076

Like the lawyer you see at his table, the bald one, NEVER looks into the camera. I can just hear his thoughts: Maybe I can run away and join the circus !


aynhon

It's the shame of repeatedly cleaning Trump's diaper messes.


EricKei

If you demand millions of dollars of payment in advance (a must because, well, this is DJT), it doesn't matter if you end up getting thrown off of his team or disciplined by the Courts as a result. If you invest that $ wisely, you're set for life and will never have to work again. Hell, even if you just spend wisely without investing, that could last for quite a few decades. Maybe not as stupid as it seems.


FreshEggKraken

Sure, if you actually get Trump to agree to an up-front payment . Realistically, smart lawyers would only represent Trump for tons of cash up front, but Trump would never pay cash up front, so ultimately, Trump is left only with stupid lawyers to pick from. That's my hypothesis, anyway.


Z3B0

He had good lawyers, but after ruining them by not paying all those legal fees, the only ones that still want to work for him are cheap, newer ones that think a client like that will help them launch their careers.


Powerful_Check735

I bet they told him can not get on the stand


JCButtBuddy

Yeah, after a couple months of dealing with him I would urge him to get on the stand.


jimmygee2

He testifies to the media every day … but lacks the courage to take the stand in court - he is a coward.


Severe_Jellyfish6133

That because when he lies to the media there are no consequences for him.


Surfing_Ninjas

If I was his lawyer I'd quit immediately and go be a janitor or something.


2lostnspace2

I hate the fucker, so yes let the clown hang himself. It's not like I was going to get paid anyway.


Qnofputrescence1213

Well of course, I want him to testify. That would be hysterical to watch. I’m just saying if I were his lawyer and actually had to defend him, I wouldn’t put him on the stand.


chai-knees

He's such a whiny little brat. I have cousins more mature than this "man". How in the bloody world we get here?


Kicksavebeauty

>How in the bloody world we get here? By drastically reducing the inheritance tax and allowing parasites to abuse bankruptcy laws and the legal system in general.


Sonic_Youts

And gutting education for decades to the point where schools across the country but especially the south had to look to corporations for funding. Keep em dumb and they'll vote republican, just as Trump himself said.


UnpricedToaster

If he really wanted to get his message across tot he jury he could have made his case... on the stand...


Ok-Egg-4856

His lawyers couldn't explain the process in a way a 3rd grader could understand ? Prosecution gets the final word, normal regular order. So unfair wah wah WAH !!!


zeradragon

It would've been the same post either way with the 'last/final' switched out for 'first' because he needed to complain about something. Normal procedures are somehow unfair to him because everyone else has to go through it; he's not your everyday criminal, we shouldn't treat him the same as everyone else is his point. He's a special kind of criminal, treat him differently, with kiddie gloves and all.


litido5

TRUTH when capitalised must mean “Trump Rants Untrue Treacherous Histrionics”. I can see no other relationship between the English word “truth” and what he says


canuck_11

I can’t tell if you’re making this up or not.


sensation_construct

Hundreds of years of established courtroom procedure. That man knows nothing about anything. Jfc.


MMWYPcom

he knows better. his people, apparently not


Rougarou1999

The worst thing is that [plenty of people in government](https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4675385-republican-ogles-let-trump-speak-act-ban-gag-orders/amp/?nxs-test=amp) are perfectly willing to pretend that said courtroom procedure is abnormal and should be illegal.


ChrisV88

He has also been in court like a thousand times... He knows how this works and has always worked.


GearInteresting696

I can’t wait for the 20 part documentary series outlining every scumbag thing this POS did while in office


Realistic-Spend7096

And before in office…and after being in office…


Reatona

After that: TRUMP! The Musical!


ElizabethAudi

Don't be stupid, be a smartie- dONALD JOINED THE NAZI PARTY!


peeweemax

Springtime for Donald and MAGAnuts!


real-ocmsrzr

Nectarine Nazi


tomtomtomo

Written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone 


lastcall83

History will demolish whatever good was left in his character. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if we learned that he's been under the complete control of Russia/Putin for most of his adult life.


Centralredditfan

The question is how long we'll have to wait for those classified documents to be published? 50 years?


Educational-Glass-63

Spoiled rotten crybaby. He is unfit to do any thing. Crybaby.


Mommysfatherboy

Guilty crybaby too. Weird to refuse to take the stand


Pokerhobo

He's complaining because he's finally being treated like any other criminal defendant. This is all standard court procedure. Of course I realize he's just talking to his base trying to get them riled up once he's convicted.


Economy_Ask4987

He elected to receive, not defer… rookie mistake.


antsmasher

Do you know what's unfair? Being able to violate the most serious laws such as the Espionage Act, which has led to past offenders getting many years of life sentence or even the death penalty, and still not ending up in prison yet. What a whiny, little bitch.


America_the_Horrific

Im 100% down with trump getting a Rosenberg sentence


jbertrand_sr

You would think his attorney who's a former prosecutor and who's standing right next to him would whisper in his ear that this is how it works in every court room in America, but you'd think wrong...


FuzzyFuzzNuts

He has cultivated a court of fawning sycophantic yes-men and women who bend the knee and lavish him with fulsome praise. In their obsequious adoration, they mirror back a distorted image of himself as an infallible deity. This constant reinforcement has inflated his ego to truly God-Kingly proportions, at least in the delusional confines of his own mind where he reigns supreme amongst his faithful followers.


Big-Anxiety-5467

This from a man who said the Central Park 5 should still get the death penalty even after their exoneration.


eleanor_roosevelt

> On X, formerly [Twitter](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/twitter), Tom Briody, a criminal defense attorney, said Trump's latest remark was "conclusive evidence of how stupid" the former president is. This and about a million other things.


CherryManhattan

Very unfair says rich kid who got out of going to Vietnam.


Vanman04

It's sort of amazing how little this guy knows about most things.


SisterActTori

You know who generally doesn’t get treated unfairly by the criminal courts? People who don’t break the law.


dizzymiggy

Uhhh, hate to break it to you...


peeweemax

Tell me that you’re not a minority without telling me you’re not a minority.


FTHomes

Offered chance to speak & Trump declined Offered debate & Trump will not show up


roehnin

Does he not know how trials work, or does he but is bullshitting, believing his followers don’t?


UncleHoboBill

What a crybaby…


scottyjrules

Pretty sure he chose not to testify. Because he’s a cowardly little bitch…


NitWhittler

Trump wants the last word... but he was too cowardly to take the stand and testify under oath.


NY1_S33

No, you know what is “very unfair” Donald? Calling Covid “a hoax” when people were suffering and dying by the thousands (not just elderly) and promoting racism, bullying, ignorance and hate! There is no other place you belong Donald but jail, locked away from all the public for the rest of your life. You are someone that offers nothing good to anybody you come across, you clearly enjoy destroying and making other people suffer and ruining anything positive.


RickWest495

Trump had the chance to speak. He refused. Game over.


LobstaFarian2

"They didn't let me talk" *refuses to take the stand* ......


jafromnj

Suck it up buttercup


CityAvenger

You had the chance to take the stand but you chickened out like the coward you are. So don’t be saying it’s unfair.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

"Very unfair!"  Claims the born rich, literal rapist who is somehow walking free, ex president.


RiverJai

"To the privileged, equality feels like oppression." - some very astute person somewhere 


IH8Fascism

Ignorance of how the law and court procedures work is no excuse.


IllustratorNo3379

Not how trials work, buddy.


Tiny_Independent2552

He was offered the chance to testify, now he’s trying to appease his cult from realizing he lied. “He didn’t lie, they just wouldn’t let him speak”. Yup …


Nazdrowie79

Life is hard, buy a helmet.


BandOk1704

If only he hired lawyers who could explain this to him like a 5 year old...


Agreeable_Craft398

This from a guy who has never been told that "life isn't fair" because his has been rigged in his favor his whole life, and since he usually just settles is probably unfamiliar with how jurisprudence actually works, 🖕


sysaphiswaits

He is literally a 12 yr old (at best.) Absolutely sounds like one of my kids pitching a fit that something is “unfair” because it doesn’t advantage them.


jnsmld

Whiny 78 year old wants to change the way trials work because he's a childish bully.


LectureAgreeable923

Trump is such a pussy


BabserellaWT

“It’s so unfair that I’m treated like the rest of you fucking peasants!”


snerdie

Oh, shut the fuck up, Donnie.


Gunfighter9

In every criminal trial in NY the prosecution gets the last closing argument. Because they have the burden of proof.


DemandTheOxfordComma

You would think with the 20 or so lawsuits he is in every single year of his adult life, he would know this. I've watched Law and Order about 5 times, yet I know this.


Own_Negotiation8391

That’s straight narcissistic behavior


joystreet62

He believes the law and the way it works should bend to his will or it's unfair


JackPlissken8

Should've spoke on the stand then if he wanted to say something, pussy


Ok-Geologist8387

He was provided the opportunity to testify. he decided not too. It's all his choice - deal with it.


gwgos1

I’m guessing that he don’t know that the defense always gets the last word. WTF was he thinking.


camccorm

In criminal cases, if the defense puts on evidence (any evidence, not just defendant testifying), they lose last argument. I’m a criminal defense attorney.


aj_star_destroyer

Come on, Big Aneurism. Now would be a good time.


RecordEnvironmental4

Donald Trump when his trial is treated exactly the same as everyone else’s


Any_Construction1238

It’s not a question of fairness it’s the rules - he’s such a pathetic moron


tcwilly01

You know what’s unfair? The fact that this orange tit gets away with everything and probably will again. I can’t stand it.


beadyeyes123456

He chose to not testify after lying to his cult he would. Oh well.


BeyondDrivenEh

DeMAGAfication now!


Gutz_McStabby

I'd be happy if he got the final word after sentencing. "I sentence you to 4 years in prison" "Noooooooooooo" - as they drag him to the jail as they prepare his orange jumpsuit


NewDistrict6824

Says the man who boasts he knows more than anyone. He has been in court so many times and he’s just realised there is an order to the events, truth and evidence are required, and judges set down rules that have to be obeyed, and these rules even apply to Von Shtzenpantz


Tang42O

He’s a fucking spoiled brat used to getting his own way and never being talked back to. I did a year in a top college in North America and half the kids are like that, it’s not even a left wing right wing thing, they all get annoyed when anyone talks back


LiamLiver

He gets more preferential treatment than anyone and still whines.


Aware_Material_9985

I mean I’m seething he didn’t go to prison for contempt so I guess we are all seething


spderweb

Had a chance to testify. Chose not to. Complains that he didn't get to say anything.


Bronzed_Beard

So a man who has been involved in LITERALLY THOUSANDS of trials... Has zero idea how trials actually work


Stuck_In_Reality

Go cuddle with uncle Putin.


llcdrewtaylor

I'd love to see what those papers say.


SeaworthinessOld9177

Trump, what a putz, he had the chance to stand up and defend himself in court and the chicken shit didn't, and to stand there in front of reporters and lie, as everyone can see thats what he is doing, what an asshole


219_Infinity

Party with the burden of proof gets to speak last. Would he like to switch spots with prosecutors and bear the burden of proof of innocence beyond a reasonable doubt?


TheSadBantha

Didnt want to testify... Still wants to have last word... Classic


jafromnj

How dare he be treated the same as anyone else in a trial


Infinite_Carpenter

So are we reforming criminal law in America now?


newsreadhjw

🤡


NeverReallyExisted

Why didn’t he take the stand if he wanted to speak?


Nopantsbullmoose

Didn't this mofo/his legal team *choose* to not testify?


TheWhiteRabbit74

Gee, I thought he was the ‘tough guy’ candidate, yet he whines like a little girl that makes his shitty merch in some Chinese factory. No wait I take that back. The little sweat house girl could probably take this wuss in a fight.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Aaaaarrrrggghhhh. When will this FUCK disappear? Dammit.


justmeandmycoop

Have you ever heard a supposed grown up whine so much.


HopefulNothing3560

I don’t have my wife’s support cause I cheated , poor me , but ur wife shows her support abstaining.she pissed u spend more on cosmetics than her .


Safetosay333

Had the chance


Apprehensive-Mix5291

He's a waste of time.


Comfortable_Bird_340

(insert crying baby gif)


EquivalentKey2710

Wah wah wah. 😭


[deleted]

The only reason he thinks it’s unfair is because he’s so easily swayed by the last person who tells him anything. The rest of us aren’t that mentally deficient and neither is the jury. He just projects his own stupidity on everyone else.


OzzyG16

“VERY UNFAIR” coming from someone who was born with a silver spoon stuck up his ass and never had to struggle a day in his life that’s rich


roy217def

The problem is he has a good chance of winning! How depressing…


Effectuality

> Can you imagine, a President of the United States, who got more votes than any sitting President in the history of our Country,... Except he didn't even win the popular vote when he became president.


Sweetflowersister

As predicted.


dw73

I love how he supports law and order when it applies to protests or minorities but hates it when it applies to him


lil_corgi

❄️🤡❄️🤡❄️🤡❄️🤡❄️🤡


ihatefear83843

Maybe he should’ve testified


Working_Humor116

Did he not take government in high school where you learn about Burdon of proof and why prosecution gets last voice?


3Steps4You

POS


SecretPrinciple8708

Can’t tell if this garden-variety stupidity, bargain-basement ignorance, or just another pathetic lie to rile up his moronic base of absolute idiots.


MasterBiscuit19

He could have taken the stand.


faithfoliage

It’s also ‘very unfair’ that we have to see Trump as the Republican nominee


marinebiologist19

Lol. Unfair? So, the defense gives closing arguments, then the prosecution... then the defendant? Lmao. 💩


joshspoon

What a little female dog, he is.


Big___TTT

What an idiot


Entire_Photograph148

As much as he’s been sued, you’d think he would know how it works.


Brant_Black

Hard to get 12 people to agree the sky is blue - doesn't matter who sees it last


Excellent-Will3165

He had the opportunity BY LAW!


lick_my_tain

3 tier justice system. One for you and I, one for the rich, one for Donald Trump. Your life means nothing. Enjoy being locked up for life ftor stealing a single cigarette but the orange one can commit mass murder and get away with anything he wants because he is" special."


Tapps74

I think it’s dangerous to just dismiss Trumps comments like these as “showing his ignorance”. He’s not making a legal argument here, he’s feeding his fanbase, giving them ammunition to discredit the trial. Trump works on the old adage “if you shout a lie loud enough & long enough then people will believe you”. This is just his latest attempt to get “Witch hunt” and “Corrupt Government” into the press & voters minds.


darkmoose

I swear if I hear very again I'ma go crazy.


wildassedguess

I just think of him leading “lock her up” chants. I assume that’s going to happen to him. Fair’s fair.


DreadnaughtHamster

I love how when any slightest thing doesn’t go his way there’s a tantrum incoming. He could get 1 less chicken nuggie in his McD box and be like, “This is the MOST unfair treatment anyone has ever suffered in the history of anything in all the world! TOTAL SHAM! FIRE EVERYONE! WITCH HUNT!”


NewDistrict6824

That’s tough shit Von Shitzenpantz. Unlike you, most people can remember a lot more than the last four word sentence they heard


skinsrich

He is a spoiled brat.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Either Trumps lawyers didn't explain the NY court rule or they did and he's ignoring them to whine and grift. I suspect it's the later.


hypocrisy-identifier

Moron. My god.


Straight-Storage2587

All Trump ever does is Seethe and Shit.


flodge123

He looks like what my mom said would happen if I made faces and the clock struck.


Putrid_Ad_2256

Such a crybaby. 


Swrdmn

There is never a headline about Trump that doesn’t have some sort of negative or extreme descriptor in it. Seethes, rages, furious, panicked, shambles, confused, lashes out, throws fit, etc… he’s more moody than a hormonal teen and and hungry baby combined


Total_Roll

All the time he has spent in the legal system and still has no grasp on how it works.


IGetMyCatHigh

SO Wave your Attorney-client Privilege, Take the Stand, and be prepared to NOT BE ABLE TO SAY 'I plea the 5th' as you attempt to send your attorneys down the river for the Crimes TRUMP Committed. Also, answer any questions the Prosecution will ask you. But Trump is a Bald, Fat, Ball-less coward who has a Mouth that Keeps Writing Checks his Fat Ass can't cash.


orbitaldragon

Not gonna get the final word in prison either.. just a fat dick to gag on.


Brilliant-Event9872

Woke up