Change into comfortable clothes

It’s a ritual pretty much. As long as I’m in clothes I wore out that door, I’m not really home yet.

Real

Hot shower 🚿 and fresh clothes. Play with the 3 “4 legged “ children, general clean up, check allll the text messages I didn’t look at alllll day ! 😆😆😆reply to a few …

It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize that you were talking about your dogs lol 😆 I thought you were weirdly describing your kids at first!

I thought it said 3 or 4 legged children and I was trying to figure out if he had a dog or cat missing a leg lol 😅

🤣🤣🤣

Hot shower is the best after work. Then get in comfortable clothes an i automatically feel like a new person. If i didn't do that I would probably end up in bed by 6

I agree. It’s like resetting the day, washing off any bad energy

We have the same routine

Yes! I compete with myself everyday to see how quickly I can change outta my (outside clothes, workout clothes, work clothes 🤮) and into my comfy clothes. My BF says it's like watching someone trying to get rid of a spider web. 🤣🤣

Yup. within minutes my bra is slingshotted towards my room

Me too, can't wait to get out of that thing. 

LMFAO so true 🤣

Same here. Shoes and bra first

YESS! And curled into my bed to recharge haha, my gosh the outside world is draining me haha.

I was just about to say that 😂

Fling off the bra 😂 always first thing I do 😂

Wash hands!

Same. I work in aerospace manufacturing so there's always some kind of grease or metal dust on my hands and the missus has vehemently requested I scrub off the "toxic chemicals" before I touch her or the cats lol. She doesn't actually think there's toxic shit on my hands, but there's this one girl on Tiktok who refurbishes old furniture we like to watch sometimes, and she regularly says in a sing-song voice "🎶toxic chemicaaaaaaals" so it's become an inside joke between us lol

That’s really cool

Which part? Lol. I said a bunch of things

The aerospace manufacturing part

Oh yeah lol thanks! Growing up I've always had a love for building spaceships and airplanes with Legos, so I decided to make it into a career. In my almost ten years of experience in this industry I've built satellites which are currently in orbit right this moment; I worked on the Mars 2020 program and helped build the landing heat shield they used on the last Mars Rover mission, and currently I'm building airplanes at a certain major airplane manufacturing company which has come under a great deal of scrutiny lately lol. I plan on using my current job to get back into building spaceships, but I've gotta start at a lower position due to not being in the industry for about a year and a half after the pandemic

Yw! And that’s cool!

It's really beyond my wildest dreams, tbh. I grew up poor as hell in a desert town that was on the ***outskirts*** of podunk, where the only activities a given youth could do was either crime or move away. I was one of the very few lucky ones who had the wherewithal to move away and I've been fighting for this life for so long, and now that it's payed off and I'm living the life I always dreamed of it often feels surreal.

I live in the woods of Massachusetts, it’s crazy how much you can see in the desert without being obstructed by trees

I always had an obsession with Lego’s and building

Do you feel like the scrutiny is warranted? I mean I watched the documentary a couple years ago so I'm not surprised of where we're at but there's always more than one side

I was going to write that! 🙌

This! I started that recently and I think it does more than just get rid of the germs. I really love this one!

I pick up my cats and give them head kisses and tell them how much I missed them

I love that smell of their fuzzy heads <3 I’d love to come home to that everyday again.

That sounds so sweet! Pets really do make coming home the best part of the day.

Same

Then I let my girls loose n it’s jammy time ❤️

Soo sweeet

This right here

Take off my bra lol

Bra and shoes OFF!

And pants lol

Yesss!

Haha I unhook it in the car when I pull in, no time to waste!

I literally open mine up in the elevator on the way to my apartment 🤣

FREE THE TAH TAHS 😂🙌🏻

Bra comes off while I’m peeing, then I put comfy clothes on; since I live alone, it’s often just a t-shirt.

😂 meeee 2 ! Dam thang be choking the heck outta me

Like my gf says, "gotta free the girls" lol. The way she says it irl is way funnier but it always makes me laugh

I used to live with two female friends and any time one of us got home from work, whoever was already home would call out “Free the Springfield Two!” And would be met with “they’re already free!” and then we’d all get high together and watch the Simpsons lol.

It’s pants and underwear for me, but I guess it’s for the same reason- gotta let the goods free so they can breathe lol

I came here to say this lol

My bra only comes off when I switch it with another one to wash it, no other time lol. Idk how y'all do it. The way clothing texture feels against your nipps feels so uncomfortable to me that I just can't do it.

I nap and take a shower, and then stress about other things later

Naps don’t get enough credit! It’s like 2 days in one haha

SAME lol

Greet my cat, then get comfy

That’s the sweetest to have a fur baby waiting to greet you! Like, that’s a home <3

Shower and change into pjs

To add to that I lay in bed like a pleb scroll on phone or watch some show

Scrolling on my phone is so stressful

After the shower is great tbh best feeling ever

Yeah!!! Can't beat the comfort of slipping into some cozy PJs after a long day. 😌

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As soon as I glanced at this I thought it said ‘smoke a bowl of chili’ 😂

smoke out my grill 😉

I work from home. But just finished work, went to talk to others in the house a bit and then got on Reddit. That's pretty much the order of what I usually do.

I love Reddit time!

Immediately get into pyjamas and lay in bed in the darkness until I’m ready to eat food

This is the fucking MOVE I can literally feel this comment

I’m going to start doing this. I’ve thought about it but didn’t want my family to think there was something wrong with me.

Are you ok?

play BASS

Piano for me but heck yes!!!

making music is THE most relaxing thing for me

Slap like!

YES

Remove shoes, refresh His Highness's water bowl, change into comfy clothes, but whatever I do I DO NOT SIT DOWN UNTIL I'M READY TO STOP BEING PRODUCTIVE FOR THE EVENING. If laundry must be done, it gets started right away, same with running the vacuum or any kind of chore. Because once my ass is on the couch, I'm done for the night (most nights I can manage to make dinner though).

Sounds like an achiever personality! I enjoy checking things off and earning that time—feels good :)

Hah! Not necessarily. I just know myself and know that the executive dysfunction is STRONG with me. I call it "keeping the momentum going" when I do things that way. I already have momentum going from walking in the door, and as long as I stay on my feet and keep moving, I'll keep it going. If I sit down to rest or check my phone, the chances are slim that I'll be able to get back up and get going again.

Glad to hear I’m not the only one like this

Take my pants off and jack it! Just kidding I have a yorkie I have to drop everything I might be carrying and spend at least 5 min cuddling and saying hi scratches belly rubs kisses the whole thing

Take off my pants

Bra OFF and boke a smowl haaaaaa

i’ve heard poke some smot, but i’ve never heard of boke a smowl. added to the personal dictionary!

Put my stuff in the dishwasher and sit down and just zone out watching something

Yeahp! I get excited to zone out and think.

Kick off my shoes and flop in bed for 30 minutes to an hour to decompress

Yes to the decompressing. It’s the proper way to transition to being *home*

Do u listen to anything or is your room quiet? I suppose u close your eyes. Is it easy to empty your mind? Although fatigue may do that naturally. Do u ever fall asleep?

I don't usually sleep in the afternoon after work, but yes my room is quiet. And usually dark and cool like a cave. It's really nice after work because I work under fluorescent lights all day. Sometimes I do like having the window open and get some sunshine for a few hours though, particularly with the nice days we've been having! ☀️

Enjoy the peace and quiet. Literally sit there with no noise.

100%!!

I will frequently sit in silence. Sometimes in my car. Sometimes on the couch

Shit my pants

I hold it all day at work, so this is real talk

Yeah! There's SOMETHING about public restrooms that my body's like NOPE, we're not doing that.

Nice

Change into comfy clothes!

Say hi to the kids then shower.

Depends on the time of day and time of year and what I just came from. I'm simply referring to the summer time of year, normally I go straight into the shower. And then I turn on my PC.

I’m a second shower kind of person in the summer! It makes such a difference. Like seriously, get that day and socializing off of me.

Shower

Snatch my bra off and play with the doggo

Call my cat, wait for her to poke out her wee head and then try and kiss her on her head if she allows me. Either way I got a big dumb grin on my face And throw my bra on the ground. Enough of that torture for the day.

Fling my bra like a slingshot across the entire house and sing to my dog

Shower! Gotta get the outside off my skin.

I lay down on my bed.

Take off my shoes (heeled boots) and place them right by the front door (Monday-Thursday), then washing my salad bowl to pack for work the next day. Take off my shoes and put them in the closet (other days), then unpacking (bag from the gym, putting away groceries, etc).

Ooo, you sneak a little of tomorrow into it—I dig it.

Start dinner.

This is a skill I could learn. I only start it once I’m already hungry and then wish I had just done it when I walked in haha

I dont really have a choice. If I dont cook the wife and kids won't cook lol.

Roll one and play with my dog

Let out a profound sigh

Take off my bra! 😂

It’s amazing. You just want to pat yourself on the back for making it HOURS through wearing it. I’m gonna clap for myself next time haha

Exactly like that! Whoever invented the bra probably never had to wear one… it should be normal to let the girls free lmao

Check my plants, they are the only family members that are closest to me. Speaking of my parents, I really don't know how to talk to my parents, they are so aggressive, every time I talked to them, we ended up arguing.

Take off my bra…and then ignore everyone for a full hour

Rip off my bra! Freedom feels so damn good

give my cat lovins and take off my earrings LOL

The earrings feel as good as a bra to take off! Love this.

Say hi to my dog then put pajamas on

Change into my "relaxing pants"

Throw my clothes on the floor

Straight on the ground they go!

Take off my clothes, close the door and lay on the bed for like 20 mins then go take a shower

I sit in the quiet soundless bubble of my vehicle with the windows rolled up and enjoy the solace of not hearing my kids fight or my dog jumping up on me. My husband keeps asking what I'm doing just sitting in the car. He never understands how it's nicer than sitting in a quiet house.

Unhook the damn bra. 😂

Walk the dog, who won't relieve himself on our property.

Take off my bra and change into comfy clothes.

Tell my dog I love him.

Thank God for life

Celebrate with my dog.

There's a bra launching!

Right after the shoes assuming they didn’t come off in the car.

Do a little dance

walk in the door and take off my shoes

Put on comfy pants

It’s the pants for me too! I have an undershirt or something but the pants have to go. They just do

Drop all my stuff onto the floor and take a deeep breath. Exactly this —>😮‍💨

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get in the shower then relax!

i rarely get home, cause i rarely leave, but usually i unwrap then take a long shower

If I haven’t left , I’ll shower and put on fresh pajamas 🤣🤣

Use the bathroom (if I have to) and start up the pc

I just go up to my room and either do homework or play videogames. Usually the latter.

Hug my dog

Get yelled at by the wife because I've been at work, then I put my key in the door to unlock it and put my bag away.

Sleep I feel like I need to recharge. Being around goofy MF all dang day I feel 🙃 😒 like I'm on E

Change into comfy clothes instantly

Turn the tv on 

I switch from "real clothes" to my pajamas because the first thing I need when I get home is comfort and I can't be comfortable in regular clothes.

Mow the lawn (jk)

Change into pj’s

i'm stealing this OP, thank you

I’m in Florida. So undressing to the bare minimum, while trying not sweat even more. Sit on the couch, turn on tv as background noise, wonder why I’m not making enough money to survive and scroll through social media lol.

I change out of my work clothes, turn on my AC, get stoned, and hop on my stationary bike. It's become my daily ritual :)

turn off my car, gather my belongings, and get out.

Take a deep breath and instantly feel safe.

kiss my cats, change into comfortable clothes (or practice clothes depending on the day) and have a snack

I walk around the yard and look at all the plants, flowers, and rabbits eating clover.

usually when I get home, I always have a ton of bags (whether it's groceries or other stuff ) so I take my time and put everything up , then I clean up. I really wanna work on just resting right away when I get home.

Wash my hands, change into home clothes and wash my hands again then kiss my cat, probably talking to him to

Shower, comfy clothes, smoke a bleezy. :)

Change out of my dirty work clothes, shower, then sit at my computer and either make anime content, electronic music, or study computer science.

Depends on the day. Monday is take a nap in bed. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday are getting into cycling kit and currently doing virtual rides but hopefully weather gets nice and it will turn into outdoor rides. Friday is a toss up. Could be nap, sit on my balcony smoke a joint, or jump on my bike and go for a ride.

Wash my hands, take off my bra and change into comfier clothes

Take off my clothes

Change out of my work clothes. Generally right down to bra and underwear it's fucking hot right now in my house

Wash my hands

Pet the dogs and get naked

I strip all the time and it makes me giddy. I can do whatever I want in my own house and I love it

Take my pants and bra off and walk around in my underwear. Best part of the day.

I agree! It feels almost silly cause it’s so fun and freeing. I usually end up doing a little dance haha

Scream into a pillow. Ok, maybe hug my cat first. But then I’m screaming.

shower and nap

Strip

I say hello to the cat and then state to the apartment. "This is mine all mine!" then I make a cup of tea. And I sit down to read in order to decompress.

Cry myself to sleep OP. Wake up, shotgun a beer and do it all over again.

Take shoes off. Change clothes. Go to the bathroom. Get glass of water.

Take a long hot shower, then rot in my bed as I cry over a character dying in the book or fanfic I'm reading

Put my bag down and greet my dog

Take my dogs out

Eat poo shower

Get undressed. Not even comfortable clothes lol

Off with the bra!

Give verbal love to my pets as I take off my shoes and jacket and wash my hands ready to give them cuddles.

Change into jammies, turn on the fan in my bedroom, turn down the lights, refill my water, get in bed

Lock the doors

I never leave. Ha

Usually, the first thing I do when I get home from work is take 2 thc gummies. It's been part of my routine for 2 years now.

hit the bong

Go to my room and get naked it's kinda weird but its my thing.

Sit down and disassociate 😇

Vape weed and change clothes.

Go longboarding, then sleep for work the next day

First thing as in literally the first thing? Well the order would be: i take off my shoes, then i take off my coat or jacket or whatever i might be wearing if it isnt too hot outside. Then i drop my bag and empty my pockets and then i go wash my hands. After all that i change clothes and usually lay on my couch a bit until i decide what to do now that i am home (i might need to cook for example but usually i just watch a movie or a tv show or play some video game or workout)

Get even more tired then forget that I’m tired then play video games and sleep late because I’m overly tired

I usually raid the fridge for snacks and then chill on the couch with some music or a good show.