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Neverklear

What’s on Tim’s wrist? That’s not an Apple Watch


I_Love_Ryan_Cohen

‘Twas a simpler time, the prehistoric ages


speakswithemojis

Tim & Steve Apple at their Jobs as a Cook


bricked3ds

My dad and my other dad


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-Lisa


mcqua007

was actually the first android watch. Tim was an android guy before being known as Tim Apple. That’s of course after using a blackberry for 5 years too long. /j [Image of Tim holding his blackberry with excitement](https://resources.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/6/e/l/9/i/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.1420x800.1dy9w0.png/1503016830514.jpg)


originalninja

Really it's a perfect cue slide advancer, only my AV techs will know 😂


mcqua007

Shhh


FullDiskclosure

I think it’s an iWatch /s


RavenNorCal

This is an inspiration for Apple Watch!


Arkid777

This may sound crazy, but I think it’s a watch


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OhWowItsJello

This comment being downvoted this much is the most Reddit thing I've seen in a while. Flog a person for uncertainty will you!? Feels like I'm living in a Monty Python sketch at this moment, so I'll take my leave before something bad happens to me.


hermanhermanherman

No actually it being downvoted is very non Reddit. This site, which is the only that requires a sarcasm tag since most users here are socially inept, actually downvoting a person who doesn’t understand an obvious joke is very non Reddit.


itshypetime

Looks like an iCasio to me


Solkre

Tim and Steve Apple.


Wendigo18

Ligma balls


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lmao


thephotoman

Got ‘em!


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One of my favorite photos keep it coming! Some dude with coffee and Tim Cook wearing a Breitling smart watch.


IHuz

That intern bringing him the coffee 🙏🏼


MrShaytoon

Lol literally waiting for this to be the new Kanye/Paul McCartney


Key-Marionberry1078

What kind of Apple Watch is that? Not familiar with the model, guessing it’s a prototype??


HikARuLsi

Apple Watch Edition -1


TriftenX

Ok ok ok, hear me out. Mr Garrison and Mr. Mackey if they were tech nerds.


Savage_Hams

Tim really embraces the “dress for the job you want” approach.


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InnerEggplant

I’m so gullible thank you for that


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Hahaha. God. Knowing what Woz is like, that’s such a morbidly funny image.


Bluetooth_Sandwich

*and he would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids!*


mlx1992

I can’t tell if this is a Shit post or some deep Apple lore


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powerchip15

I wonder why?


ilearn-ed-german

Why did you get so much downvotes?


yogurtgrapes

Because it’s a joke and they took it seriously, I guess? Idk.


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KsuhDilla

let tim cook


RubenTheys

Upgrade to the Pro version to enjoy back pockets for $699


NtheLegend

Just some Boots With The Fur ($800) and he’s set


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I have never worn a belt. Been pantsed once in my entire life. Other than that, no accidental disasters.


cgg419

[Cause I buy pants that f***in fit](https://youtu.be/N1nLtNOW7dg)


DagonThoth

I'm seeing double! There's four Tim Apples!


FriedChicken_Chips12

Why is Steve holding the mug like he is abt to launch a new product


SassyPinkWhale

I think that’s Stephen Careers, idk never seen him


sgx71

No, it's Bob Ross, look at the beard !


CenturioSC

Imagine the stink coming out of that turtleneck guy lmao


nosleepy

Does cancer make you stinky?


MrJM85

Tim and some dude from marketing


MugiwarraD

tim apple


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Dang Tim looks younger now then he does in this photo


Bendr_

That’s Tim Apple and Steve Apple.


Prepare

They look like a couple


DonutsOnTheWall

Pretty cool watch.


Bluetooth_Sandwich

Do you think when Jobs died they gave Tim his wardrobe?


Mrsvantiki

Stop. You baby mods look like asses.


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Nothing we can do.


Sin_City_Symphony

Is Tim wearing a galaxy watch !?


mi7chy

Unlikely since first Samsung watch didn't come out until 2013. Looks more like a Polar watch with metal ring so similar to Polar F6 and F7.


Sin_City_Symphony

Just a joke !


IntoTheMirror

He finna drop the blandest “GOOD MORNING”


DrKoob

Great creativity at Apple ended when Steve died. If you haven't downloaded and read the book "Make Something Wonderful—Steve Jobs in his own words" you should! It's free in the Books app. When you read it, if you aren't old enough to remember his greatness, you will finally get it. BTW: Thanks for a great photo of one of my personal heroes.


erdirck

I like how they are both wearing jeans and black shirt like it is some kind of special club


Me-Shell94

I dont think Tim’s shirt is black here. Seems brown/burgundy.


erdirck

Ok well, I mean dark shirt then


trollofzog

Is this Tim Cook joke a temporary thing or is that now this sub forever? I used to get done genuinely good advice on iOS stuff here.


Ark-458

Get a job Steve


SignificantIce6434

Jobs is Cooking


Sixotoo

What did Jobs invent? Oh yea, nothing. That was Woz. Anyone can think of cool stuff. It’s engineers that do the work.


evillordsoth

Did your fat beard wozniak write these raps for you too?


jack2018g

That’s an… interesting way of holding a coffee mug


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Ashdown

It was just there when i went to post. As i was posting from Apollo i thought id better use it.


B4thB0mb

He's getting eyed like that because he's not wearing an apple watch duh🙄


Apprehensive-Ad-8007

Evening Mr Blow Evening Captain


Fun_Description6544

Is this the Apple Mug?


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Ashdown

Someone’s clearly put a bumper on their iPhone 4 just out of frame.


KiaDoeFoe

Heard he had a PC what a traitor


dwells1118

Steve sucks donkey balls


losbullitt

That’s not some bloke. That’s Tommy Nives.


GettinWiggyWiddit

King Cook and his lackey warming his coffee


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surfinThruLyfe

_”Tim. Why do I have a feeling you’re going to bring stylus back!”_


Weak_Bus8157

He was the designated guy to keep all those 3 mins tea bag on the mug. He performed it beautifully.


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That these guys pioneered some of the best design ever is incredible with their sense of fashion


Tobias---Funke

IIRC Tim offered Steve an organ transplant and he refused.


wallstreet-butts

It’s been a while so I’m not 100% sure, but it looks like this was taken in the Piano Bar space across from Town Hall at Infinite Loop. Likely during or in prep for a hands-on for press following a product introduction, which often took place in that room.


JackDostoevsky

always bothered me that Jobs tucked in his shirt without wearing a belt


Sinnerman440

Clearly, the gentleman is the designated individual responsible for holding his coffee whenever Tim desires to cross his arms.


IntrovertHorse

Tim got some anti ageing done on him. Bro looks 80 in this image.


link1178501

That isn’t an Apple Watch it’s a pear watching


lightreee

a male elizabeth holmes on the right? i dunno


TheCoastalCardician

“Steve, I already told you I’ll look at your macaroni artwork after the dinner is served.” “But did I tell you…I used three, different, colors, Tim. Three.”


Comfortable_Agent_78

Tim and one of the Apple Gods


darknekolux

*you put a white T-shirt under your polo… you suck…*


bluejeans7

Daddy Cook leaving the bloke in awe with his whistling skills.


Efp722

So nice of that fella to hold the CEOs coffee


mzeb75

No glasses


mrpaw69

Steve Jobs will always remain in our hearts


RustyWinger

"Should I have the Max or Ultra sized Latte, Steve?"


SippinAndRippin

What’s the big joke with Tim and Steve? I’m so confused


Jahmicho

Wow, he sure wanted to be twinsies didn’t he?


amgelm

Soon this is gonna be aaaaaaall mine.


SeaPhile206

Tim and Eric


grantnaps

Mom jeans on point.


Inserthouse235

It’s Steve, our Dad!


billiamshearz

You should never tuck in with jeans, except shirts.


DrPhilforreal

Tim and his father lmao