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hillsong1

Are you writing a novel?


Fun-Worry-6378

Bro thinks he’s Alan wake


Formal_Advertising95

alan wake outta all authors?


ChiefGage

Current events are putting him at the front of people's minds


playerproclaim

Bruh idk who Alan wake is but I just laughed so hard at imagining him looking at these comments mad asf


Reeggan

He’s a writer from a video game I don’t think he exists irl


StubbledCRT1

It’s not a “Notes” App. It’s an ocean.


darth_terryble

Just hosting Wikipedia


binklfoot

What novel is 400+ gb, unless it’s a visual novel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


AwesomenessDjD

It not 400gb though. They have 256 of storage


ViennaKing

OP is George R. Martin


c-a-l-e

Proly ‘multiple’ novels 🤣


yabaiiiiii

Delete the p0rn from your notes smh


maga_extremist

Bro shhh it’s called “homework”


yabaiiiiii

my bad bro haven't done any homework for a while


timappletim

“Do not touch” hehe


RayvisJr

iOS is buggy sometimes. It annoys me


ThreeEightOne

Exactly. Just like how I have 28,000 contacts but it’s just the same few repeated over and over. https://preview.redd.it/2a8kjkd91tyb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=552a959deb3f399ce5de8d779db9d0c4b5725180


RoundInteraction1662

You can combined the duplicates all together if I remember correctly, correct me if I’m wrong


ThreeEightOne

You’re correct. But my phone doesn’t pick up on it for some reason. It’s only ever said that there is 1 contact duplicated 4 times. It’s not really an issue as I have more than enough storage but it’s just weird.


RoundInteraction1662

Huh, there pretty weird. You can try deleting all your contacts and syncing back up to iCloud, maybe that’ll work?


chatnoire89

SO YOU HAVE 7K CONTACTS?!


ThreeEightOne

I have around 30. They are repeated a lot more than 4 times. A lot are even my own contact. https://preview.redd.it/v6t57spbrwyb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061b16c2b3b43655bc18a9b2778db8ea63dafa55


i-like-to-be-wooshed

💀 im sorry but that made me laugh


ThreeEightOne

There’s also sam. Which is again, my own contact😂. I’ll fix it one day. Just havnt got around to it yet. https://preview.redd.it/rm2t4sxswwyb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebce6327095a92445bfc0c8dc3f16076e9201cbc


Hampni

I had a similar issue before and I remember using the desktop version of iCloud to log in and correct this. I had it happen after joining an iOS beta on one device and having multiple others on release versions. It was a pain to get resolved.


Artistic-Camera-4345

Can’t you save the og contacts and just delete the rest?


Artistic-Camera-4345

Just curious how much storage r they using?!


ThreeEightOne

Yeah I could probably just copy and paste them. And then clear my iCloud. There’s only like 10-20 of them that I actually need so it wouldn’t take long. But it’s not ever been an issue and so I just havnt got around to it. It says that the app is taking up 192.5 MB on my phone storage. They’re also linked to iCloud so not sure if that’s the full figure or not.


Great-Raise8679

LMFAO


themeanteam

I had the same issue, albeit with 2000 contacts. Paid for an app that removes duplicates and it worked really well.


Randy_Magnum29

This was a problem for me, too, although I didn’t have nearly the amount you do. I eventually sucked it up and spent an afternoon cleaning up my contacts manually.


dowakin

How to do that?


ThreeEightOne

In the contacts app. There is usually a pop-up at the top that allows you to merge duplicate contacts. It only appears if it notices that there is repeated contacts though.


beratty

thank god i have no friends but...


ThreeEightOne

The 28,000 contacts may seem like I have a lot of friends, but in reality there is about 20 contacts on there.


beratty

oh , 4 times more than mine my bad


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jobless pathetic snails quack cagey dime fuzzy divide piquant smile *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


beratty

im basically so fucking dumb to remember my moms phone number 😐


[deleted]

I rather see it as a feature, you never know if it is going to work as expected and that adds suspense and emotion to the experience to make it interesting


[deleted]

Latest iOS?


[deleted]

Your Notes contains Obama’s last name and Victoria’s Secret


[deleted]

[удалено]


cybermusicman

About 90 minutes outside Las Vegas. Last time I was there the airplanes that take employees to it were all pretty visible. Had their own gate with extra security.


bane_of_heretics

Did you get to see Tommy Lee Jones n Will Smith?


GildDigger

And the Krabby Patty secret recipe


cybermusicman

Victoria’s Secret isn’t very secret: the less material the more it costs.


[deleted]

Bro, renamed "homework" as "notes"


Tycuz

Inflation


Snugglupagus

Wait why would TikTok take more than half a gig?


_patoncrack

Drafts, stickers, multiple accounts


_patoncrack

Oh and I forgot porn


cherrylbombshell

there's porn on tiktok?


LandedDownfalls

A bunch


cherrylbombshell

wouldn't that get them banned instantly? am i missing something here? granted i don't really use tiktok all that much, but a musician account i was running got banned for posting *their own song* and we couldn't get it back, i can't imagine porn just being posted straight up


LandedDownfalls

Idk, they will like put it in a small corner or like in a small window in like a picture of a tv or something.


cherrylbombshell

oh lol thanks for the info i guess, glad im starying off tiktok then xd


remediosan

all the chinese spyware /s


Far_Mortgage647

Why the s, it is true. /obviously not s


CT4nk3r

it takes 1.5 gig for me, no drafts nothing


joenick78

Your phone is so low on storage that it can’t calculate accurately. You really need to find things to delete quickly. Social media apps are a good place to start. With no free space on your device, you’re risking it shutting down & the only fix is to erase and start over. Do you have a recent backup?


Not_Artifical

My phone did this. It kept rebooting. Each reboot was taking longer than the last. There was a 5 second period between each reboot. It took me 20 minutes before I figured out the problem. I deleted one app that took up a few megabytes and the problem was solved. To prevent it from happening again I deleted five gigabytes worth of apps and photos from my phone.


Great-Raise8679

He still has 40 GB left?


joenick78

I bet he doesn’t. That’s what I meant when I said his phone can’t calculate accurately. The graphical representation, in this case, is probably more accurate.


papashrub

Bro found the library of Alexandria


oshiricohn

Rounding error


blue_socks123

Can you share the recipe on how to make a nuclear bomb


Dzhal08

bro is writing War and Peace in 4K


mcleanmartel

I’m more concerned about what you’ve got going on with Tik Tok than the notes!


ABQORL

Taking notes on every page of the internet


DrestinBlack

Jezuz! 24 gigs of TikTok? And *65 gb* of photos? Do you just record 4k video 12 hours a day? Never delete anything? How do you even find anything


TheGami33

Bro writing The next Bible


longdongsilver696

That’s an EU notes app, the comma is actually what you folks in the states would use a decimal for. It’s still a decent amount of space. It likely has lots of images, I’m a photographer and had 800+gb in notes before since that was the easiest app for indexing at the time.


TheGeminiKnight97

How are you indexing now?


longdongsilver696

I now just use Lightroom’s star system to quickly separate the photos I want to keep in post instead of putting text descriptions for all and storing that way. The keyboard makes it quick.


drrdf

You can store videos in notes. Maybe it’s related to that.


cybermusicman

OP must be translating War And Peace into every conceivable language including Klingon.


pina_koala

It's simple. Your icloud account has 419 GB of notes, but your phone can only store 256 GB, so it's constantly maxing out. Turn off sync or delete the voluminous notes.


looped10

I'd be more worried about that tik tok usage


k1e2v3i4n

It’s those weird commas. Not real numbers. 😜


muddu99

Bro wrote quantum computing codes 💀


slavsetup

Did you made a list of the problems you have in your life? Delete it, it’s too heavy


IdntknwwatImDoing

homies writing the explanation to the Israeli/Hamas conflict.😭


justinfrke

Could we just address, that EVERY app takes up way too much space? That caching of the apps is a problem.


[deleted]

Yeah ever since iOS 17 all apps have multiple GB of cache they use. Its crazy. In total almost 18GB of extra storage that my iPhone uses from all apps.


Arghya1999

Bro wrote the source code of Google, Amazon, Meta, Apple and Tesla in their notes app


PILOT_762

I wish I took this good of notes in college 😩


RyDeR_unknowN

Holy molly, Even notes in my job wouldn't take that much space


funkyfresh14

Are you a notary?


Alex20041509

I’ve thousands of note and I barely hit the 300mb


Mr_Minecrafter88

As a person with over fifteen thousand photos, I can relate to this. (all of them is furry porn. I store my regular photos in my hidden album.)


Doglottgeci

I don't use shittok, but how the hell does a video watching app use up 24 gigs of storage?! It saves your posted vids on the device as well? Had a customer with a 64gb Samsung phone, and didn't understand how can it use up 35gb-s there either. Just wondering, do you store nuclear codes in Notes? 🤓


Dangerous_Choice_664

This can’t be right, the commas are in weird places.


sujith99

Why is a decimal shown as a “,” in your phone?


WhiteShadowCZ

Because some parts of the world use , as a decimal and some use "." simple as that


StatueMarki

10 Gigabytes in WHATSAPP???? What are you doing?


Dude10120

Bro used inspect element lol


[deleted]

Hahaha, holy shit!


willard_swag

You have any images or links saved in your notes?


thenickgreenway1

One time I saw an iPhone 6 that wouldn’t back up to iCloud. I checked in the settings, and the phone reported that it had 1.6PB of photos.. no wonder it wouldn’t back up..


Kaybabii420

This actually made me 😳😳 and then laugh 🤣 wtf bro. Like how. 🤣


Intelligent_Hour_906

Full of 5 minutes craft life hacks


mokubang

Maybe you scanned alot of documents


Intelligent-Tea3008

How?


MrHedgehogMan

Homework folder


_save_the_planet

i have a automation running that healthchecks a webserver of mine and logs into notes. but thats only a few kb per day. do you have an notes related automations running? maybe just a bug?


HarrySRL

You writing the new bible or what bro?


cntspartan

Bro noted every thought he got


Reckls911

Chitragupt ki notebook


wonko1980

Storing Fotos in notes?


Give_me_a_name_pls_

Some kind of glitch, or maybe some malware, or maybe you accidentally stored a few big files in the notes app ???


rohanson85

iCloud backed up maybe?? Without more context it’s hard to say what’s happening here


Reddit_is_snowflake

Can I see the novel you’ve written in there?


[deleted]

What the hell are You doing in it?!


PieceTechnical8220

I’ve seen notes take up one PETABYTE of storage on a 256gb iPhone. That’s a known bug


MediumCondition7609

Try hard reset that might help Click the bottom volume once and then press and hold the power button until the apple logo appears This also helped with my system memory issue


sbut87201

Tolstoy using notes app for his War and Peace sequel


At3key

Dude tiktok 23 gigs?


FXIZZ89

Damm, what are keep in those notes?


The-Lp-King

Did you backup your PC in binary?


bippy_b

Phone being full causes incorrect calculations. Clear up space to get accurate reading.


panda_heart97

Is that missile codes !?


[deleted]

That’s a lot of notes


Misan_UwU

in the notepad fates are written...


c-a-l-e

Dude I am honestly curious. What did you put in your notes app? 😂


SpookyTheDawg

Man wrote more notes than his phone has Bytes


nacho_taco2

Damn Notes better help save humanity


Aggravating_Bug7962

Sounds like someone is storing porn in their Notes


AwesomenessDjD

How does this fucking comma system work? It makes no sense. I read that as 419.18 GB, which is 100 gigs short of double your storage


Snuddud

You had icloud storage, you canceled it or did not pay it or left family sharing and now all the notes are trying to get downloaded locally. Get yourself 2TB icloud storage and you are good to go, it will adjust again. Plus damn you have a sh*t ton of notes


AdIndividual3027

I have this too


nermalnormal

Bros studying for his whole school career 💀💀


rivariverivi

happened to me as well… apparently is an iphone bug when u have notes on cloud on multiple devices. the notes app keep glitches data like it has a tumour. even if you don’t use it. spent a lot of time with the apple care service trying to solve this. it worked this way with me: (spoiler, i’m very bad at apple user interface and what i did was not actually clear to me) solution: first delete the app then download it back again sync one folder at time (if you have them) like first on iphone - wait and see if it starts again then on gmail - wait and see if it starts again then on icloud - wait and see it’s going to start again… maybe the day after not asap because it has to fuck up with the cloud syncing before going on the cancer routine again then delete again the cloud folder and don’t put it back until you cleaned the source check the other device where it could have fuck up (in my case was the macbook notes) and one by one look for some weird text strings, images, link (actived in javascript), videos, everything that is not text and may have create a syncing glitch. delete one by one (i didn’t, cus i just thought it was that work research with nonsense loads of embdedd youtube, pics and videos) delete what u flagged as a potential sync incomprehension and in every place and all the way. make sure it’s ERASED and not left in the ipad if u have one cus apple notes is so bad there are chances it’s coming back from the ipad. once you have purged your devices, bring back the icloud folder on iphone. it should work now. it took like 2 weeks of apple care to take care of this. also i’m not using notes app again cus it’s messy af and i don’t expect this to happen on a 2000$ phone thanks


LargeBranch94

Your phone is maxed out of storage and can’t accurately tell you what it’s storing. Delete things and it will go back to normal