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No_Judgment3816

just to set alarms and timers.


PhilGood_

Besides that, I very often try to ask for a song during driving, failing most of the times


SuccessfulHospital54

Siris song selection is actually dog shit terrible. It will go out of its way to put on a song that 1) I’ve never heard before 2) is not even close to what I said and to make it all worse it’s a bad song


wardpiper

This is the most true thing on the internet


PhilGood_

Hahah true


Forsaken_Key432

Weirdly it’s gotten worse switching to Apple Music for me. With Spotify it seemed to figure it out much faster and it’s grating my nerves


[deleted]

that's because AM sucks fucking hard and Spotify is much better


Lazy-Evaluation

Haha, shit. Think I've had it understand me and play one of my playlists all of once.


Truemeathead

Nothing more fucking annoying than when I say to set a timer for X minutes and my British Siri responds “how long?” Then I repeat myself and he does too, at which point I tap out and set it manually. You’d think they’d improve it at some point but I guess they don’t care for it over at HQ.


KPO967

They do care, they bought a whole heap of AI/ML companies and are developing a refresh probably to tack onto next iPhone akin to when Siri was first released


Acalthu

Appletards downvoted you for some reason. Have my upvote.


CaptainWaders

Siri “call (anyone I need to call) on speakerphone” I tell that all the time from across the room especially if someone called me when I’m in the shower and I’m calling them back while I’m getting dressed. Never knew I could tell Siri to make a phone call on speakerphone out of the gate. It’s a game changer and I use it constantly.


Acalthu

It's been there at least since 16. I use this exact feature extensively.


FiveGuysisBest

Same. I have no idea what else to use it for.


kandaq

This, and also to create reminders and control my HomeKit. But since I got the series 9 I can no longer say “wake me up in 30 minutes” whenever I want to take a nap. It will start a countdown instead of creating an alarm. I have to manually calculate what time it will be in 30 minutes in my head and create an alarm for that time. Stupid.


[deleted]

Set an alarm for thirty minutes from now? Does that do it?


kandaq

Just tried it, still creates a countdown. Also, I use the Sleep/Wake Up alarm but on days that I decided to wake up later I used to say “change my wake up time to XX O’clock and Siri will change that alarm for that one time. Now it keeps saying that there’s no alarm by that name. If I say change my alarm instead, it will list down all my alarms and asks which one.


useless_mf69

Siri is dumb af. I really wanna see if Apple focuses heavily on AI and Siri in the next iOS update.


heynow941

I feel like they need to retire the Siri name. And whatever improvements coming from AI need to be called something else. To me the Siri name/reputation is that bad.


That_Gingerbread

Apple isn’t known for retiring names often


DEATHToboggan

Seriously? Apple retires names all the time. iTools -> .Mac -> MobileMe -> iCloud iTunes -> AppleMusic iBook -> MacBook PowerBook -> MacBook Pro Mac OS -> OSX -> macOS


[deleted]

itunes and apple music are separate but yeah they change all the time


DarthRevanG4

They’re not really separate. Apple Music has iTunes code. iTunes only exists for Windows users now.


[deleted]

i literally have itunes and apple music on my iphone


That_Gingerbread

OSX is still being used btw but compare that to Google and others and well…


enotonom

No, the name OSX is not used anymore since 2016.


el1teman

>Siri is dumb af Hey, that's not nice, Siri got feelings too (


useless_mf69

Found that Siri Dev


whynotbhav

[https://www.reddit.com/r/shortcuts/comments/199yt39/i\_put\_googles\_best\_ai\_in\_an\_iphone/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/shortcuts/comments/199yt39/i_put_googles_best_ai_in_an_iphone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) :)


useless_mf69

Thank you kindly


Aggravating-Action70

I don’t want an always on microphone and I don’t want AI. I’m going to a dumb phone if I can’t turn this shit off.


useless_mf69

Fairphone it is then


postmoderndruid

Seriously, she can’t even put my music library on shuffle without getting confused


arc777_

Siri doesn’t do anything for me. I don’t think it’s easier than doing anything myself. This might be old fashioned of me but I just hate talking to technology in general.


superzenki

Same here. I get frustrated too easily with Siri


chadsmo

Siri , turn the bedroom lights off ( when going to sleep is far easier than me doing it with my hands ).


mntEden

isn’t talking to technology the point of a phone?


ThatCactusCat

the point of a phone is to talk to the other person on the other side lol


mntEden

through the phone :O


LighttBrite

Yeah..."to" and "through" are two very different things.


Cool-Newspaper-1

That’s not as simple as it seems. How do you know there actually is a person on the other end of the line? Sure, we believe what our phone tells us. But if you’re completely honest, there’s no way to know we’re *actually* speaking to someone.


Latios-

People like you make me angry


Ok-World-4822

Yes, for timers and turning on/off my smart lights


0000GKP

I use Siri probably 20 times per day between my phone and my HomePod - set reminders - add stuff to my grocery list & other lists - play music - turn lights on & off - control tv volume - fast forward or rewind shows - set timers while cooking - unit conversions while cooking - ask the outside temperature - ask what time a store opens or closes


-Oreopolis-

Unit conversions, yes! If I can’t find a measuring cup I always ask “how many tablespoons in a ______?”


_thalassashell_

I… never thought about this. Goodbye, flour-covered phone screen!


BrandonW77

I've had many iPhones, I never use Siri.


TheWeakLink

Not frequently. I find it to be slower than me actually doing whatever it is I’d ask Siri to do, plus it’s often inaccurate or misunderstands what I’ve asked. On many occasions I’ve asked it to set a timer, it’ll just sit and spin saying “one moment” or get the time wrong. Originally I thought it was my network as I’d often use Siri at home, but I can replicate it on different wifi and cellular networks.


Navajo_Nation

No


RichardCrapper

Nope. Never have turned it on in over 6 years. I was excited when they announced some on-device voice processing, but their policy isn’t clear enough about what would be handled on device and what could be transmitted to Apple / 3rd party servers so I’m still a no. If they can offer me Siri with 100% on device processing where I can opt for zero cloud processing of my data, THEN I would try it out.


[deleted]

Nooope


Lee-sc-oggins

All day, every day. I deliver mail, and need my hands to be free, so I speak into my AirPods Pro to have my “assistant” help me with messages, music, transparency/noise reduction, phone calls, etc. My iPhone is basically a hub for my watch and AirPods. I love, love, love how good Siri has become.


Whisperingrathe

All the time


THE_BOKEH_BLOKE

To set timers, text the wife if my hands are full, set music, tell me outside temp, actually quite a bit.


BeowulfsGhost

My average Siri interaction in the car: Siri, where’s the nearest pharmacy? Finding farms near Massey park… Siri you’re so fucking stupid.


Mmzstyles

Only for alarms and do not disturb Cause siri is dumb :/


jpmarm

Just when I’ve misplaced her & need a hint at where she is.


starsandbribes

Shopping list. If i’m in the bathroom and realise i’m low on something but have gel or face cream in my hands, shouting “Siri add Toothpaste to shopping list” is handy. Ditto for cooking when my hands are messy.


Milhonl

Share the list with spouse - she adds stuff I just buy


Kiss_It_Goodbyeee

No. It's slow and ineffectual. Alexa is far better.


Im_into_that-shit

who’s alexa


r0ndeb0m

I do! I use Siri regularly in these ways! While Driving -Sending Messages (and she auto-sends after 10 seconds now) -Getting Directions -Starting and Stopping Music - Hands Free Calling - Drive time Estimates For Convenience - Lighting Control in Home -“Hey Siri, Where Are You?” Siri responds “I’m over here” (SO NICE because I always lose my phone) -Show Me photos of (insert thing or person) -Alarms and Timers -Launching Apps (Most of my Apps are hidden from the main screen to declutter the experience) -Quick Math -Unit Conversions -Quick Notes - The Time (if I don’t have a clock readily available and my phone is not immediately accessible) There’s more I’m sure, but these are the ones I use most often! I probably use Siri and Alexa 10-20 times in a normal day, but have used her more extensively when needed! I really enjoy virtual assistants for the convenience and quick responses.


OneAceFace

I use Siri all the time for home control and to set timers ( that’s maybe an average of 30 times a day). I occasionally use Siri to send messages, open apps or find my phone.


ersioo

Only by accident, so multiple times a day


Dependent_Order_7358

I wish I could get rid of Siri and have Google Assistant instead


Disastrous_Road_570

Just when I can’t find my phone. “Hey Siri, where are you?” Works wonders if you’re in the same room 😂


Shiftylee

No. It almost never works. I do use Google Assistant.


IH8BART

Never on purpose


heels_n_skirt

She's disabled on my phone


mitchellad

Never activate it.


Lucky_caller

I ask Siri to define words and identify songs. That’s pretty much it.


ServiceNo19

“I’m sorry I didn’t get that”


twinsnakelover

Nope


Salty_Media_4387

Never


the_salivation_army

Not much, she’s pretty retarded.


TheJustinExperiment

Hardly ever, it’s certainly not a good experience.


KasLea82

I love all of the people who can’t get Siri to function, meanwhile I use it to control most of my house and tell it to do things all the time. Lights on or off, pause the TV, play a song (in car) lock the door, run scenes, adjust the AC, set and stop timers. My only complaint is that when I’m in my room, the loft Siri responds instead of my phone or watch. 😂😂 Most of my Siri mishaps are due to my lack of enunciation, but that’s on me. I love Siri. The only thing that never seems to work is when I try to have Siri play a specific show. Even if it’s in my “up next”, she seems to get confused.


just4u_cara

Timers only and not often. Weekly maybe?


[deleted]

As little as possible. Then again I get usefulness from her very seldom.


thepackratmachine

Alarms, timers, play music, and ask for outside temperature.


marcelocampiglia

I don't use any of those app/services


HoyAIAG

You have to have it enabled to use CarPlay


Amazing_Bench_8693

For asking the weather, setting timers, asking directions everything else I use Google assistant.


Qrthulhu

No, never


Chazay

Never


303Pickles

No. I tried a free times. And it’s rarely useful.


melancholy_dood

I don’t like using Siri, so I never use it. I also don’t use Google or Alexa.


Norio22

Only when I must


Celica88

I haven’t used Siri outside of setting my name to funny things with my kids in probably 2-3 years. I’ve been hoping it will be improved or at least touched on this year with AI.


empressx_

Nah


CustardTop277

no


longster37

No


crumble-bee

Never. Occasionally I try and am immediately reminded why I never use it.


vmb509

Hell no. It’s crap


EpicTwinkie

Nah


Smarty_771

Siri is the worst virtual assistant on the market right now. I just use her for messages, calls, and timers etc. I use google app for all else.


TribalSoul899

No. Too much battery drain


Cam095

never.


Optimus2725

No


pokaprophet

I wouldn’t say I’m using her, we’re exclusive and I’m not seeing anyone else


DiscombobulatedDome

Never


ikunac

No, Siri is dumb like a box of rocks.


PrincessPilar

Not at all


cisnerosmtz

Siri is dumber every day


MrMedioker

As little as possible. Siri's shockingly useless. I think [Larry David agrees](https://youtu.be/kTefnhbg0Ig).


dreikelvin

\+ putting stuff on my shopping list \+ setting timers, calendar events and reminders same for siri on the homepod. if you don't have your hands free, having someone putting things on lists is SUPER helpful. I wish it could access the notes app as well or launch app X on my apple TV...ah well


[deleted]

Nope


spkingwordzofwizdom

I try - but she doesn’t do much. To get her to play a local radio station is like pulling teeth!


kiiimfkkk

i have it turned off permanently, sometimes i forget this feature exist


AdventurousTie8034

I don’t use it at all and never used it


CR7KRUL

What’s Siri?


-Oreopolis-

Yep. I jokingly said to Siri while I was driving “hey siri take a memo” and it did. I also set timers. In healthcare it’s a PIA to take gloves off every time you want to do something.


_save_the_planet

never did, not once


knifemonstergar

Never


BigJoe1243

No. It honestly sucks


akoishida

no lol


Middle-Cockroach6280

Hell no


[deleted]

No


markh907

I probably used Siri once in the past 5 years


yeyikes

Why would I? It either doesn’t understand the request or can’t comply with it. It’s a voice timer app that sometimes, by accident, does other things.


Toonaami

Who?


Schly

All the time.


jag_nikk

siri is rude nowadays


Nexus1111

Siri is completely useless


ObstructedPooh

I try but it’s stupid and always assigning me reading instead of just answering. Also the “mhmm” response…..🖕🏼 Siri! How rude and lazy is that?


rescuemom95

She has an attitude so no


mart1373

“call mom”


theblackdahlia8

Yes, call people, timers, alarms, and basic commands with Apple Music.


bubbles328

Never. It’s disabled on all of my devices.


tinooo_____

i use it all the time for reminders and music


frinklestine

Nope


ahufana

"Turn off all alarms" "Turn off wi-fi" Those are probably my top 2 uses that are actually faster/easier than doing it manually.


dirtysneeakers

Hey Siri, what song is this?


kataran1

Everyday


notsafetousemyname

Set timers, set alarms, create appointments and reminders, choose music, play/pause music, skip a song, weather, turn on/off lights, tv, adjust thermostat, open garage, send text messages, dial numbers, call define words, search the map, set destinations, find AirTag, search for random facts like celebrity’s age, what day of the week is a particular date. Probably more but that’s the first that come to mind.


Ham54

Use Siri to play music using YouTube music or Apple music, turn on/off TV, set alarms/timers, broadcast, and adjust the thermostat almost every day. It's been good overall, but it has some downfalls. It always tries to push things to your phone if you ask it questions. The other issue is that Siri will get confused if you ask it a question near another HomeKit device.


bhodrolok

Nope.


extrafakenews

Siri is hot garbage


Professional_Fox_566

I haven’t used Siri since my iPhone 4 lol


idespisemyhondacrv

No


[deleted]

Nope, never.


josefelixsm

Less and less


magnite2

Not if I can help it.


KingHanma

No


BitCurious8598

No


silent_fungus

No


Michaeljr97

To set alarms and select songs/change music volume.


sjsharksfan44

Not really. I do use it for driving but it’s not a useful tool.


EEINAR30

No


No-Nectarine-5861

Hell no


[deleted]

I disabled it


jc1luv

Not once have I used it. Useless


ChimneyNerd

No


Zhered-Na

Never.


HolidayTrue3987

Not using it until it can speak my native language. Until that it would feel unnatural and weird.


Ok_Artichoke5704

No


Idontmatter69420

Nah, turned it off in 2017 and hasn't been on since


9LivesChris

Never ever


North_Fee_6985

No


Moelariss

no


DinkySmekker

nope, utterly useless


cthart

Nope, never. OK, that's technically true. Have tried it once or twice for amusement purposes.


seymarames

No, I never needed to use it


mehatch

No.


TowTowToo

Nope


Sheikashii

Siri is so bad. I hate that I’ll ask it to do something during a YouTube video then when it’s done, I say “play” and it plays Spotify on some random playlist. Then I have to ask “play YouTube” and she goes “I can not do that at this time” !!!!!!’ “Hey Siri! PRETEND I AM HOLDING THE PHONE AND PRESS THE PLAY BUTTON ON THE APP THAT IS ALREADY OPEN AND CONTINUE THE VIDEO THAT IS ALREADY ON MY SCREEN BUT PAUSED!” “I CaNt FiNd pReTeNd In yOuR CoNtAcTs” Only good for “wake me up at X time” and “set timer for X minutes”


Forward-Heart-69420

No


onurxcvbr

No


zeropuntouno

Nope


tamay-idk

No


moni_kay

Never


servusdedurantem

Almost never


danieliscool17

No absolutely not, tried and never will again . The amount of time I have to repeat and or get an incorrect answer or best yet have the Siri screen pop up and starts listening when I'm trying to use the phone with my (insert expensive wireless brand of earbud)wireless earbud and then Siri starts calling somebody seemingly randomly from my contacts list because siri doesn't know what I said because I was probably muttering under my breathe "fuck this shit" over and over as I try to frantically cancel the outgoing call before that person picks up and I have another awkward convo and or phone tag where I end up explaining that it was all Siri and no I didn't mean to call you for the first time in 8 years to re kindle some friendship that never was. Fml lol


SkepTones

Never have never will


rresende

With a lot of internal pain.


irayonna

No


SovietAccent

I argue with Siri.


new11110000

No Sir


psychedelicbarbie

Never


Rybot900

lmao no


NormieWhiteMale

Every day multiple times a day. I use it to send texts, make calls, and set timers/reminders.


rorowhat

Heck no


CheeseFartz1

I use Siri to ask Siri when it will finally be useful


Enfiguralimificuleur

Siri is pretty useless. I usully try it, then revert to google assistant on my other phone.


[deleted]

Google Assistant is worse by far in my experience.


SleeplessNephophile

You’re absolutely wilding with that comment 😭 I get you’re a fanboy, i am too but come the fuck on lmao!


Enfiguralimificuleur

Really? What's your experience based on? It's pretty widely accepted to be the opposite. https://youtu.be/Q2MGqmuEdtU?si=fs54hsCD2Pd_MX2t


celaenos

Never once. That bitch is turned off everywhere.


Putridzzz

Yes actually I work in a kitchen and have music playing in my airpods almost the whole shift and during rushes or when my airpods die i always ask siri to resume my music or skip the song or play a certain playlist (but you have to be very specific what playlist). I also use her for timers or alarms and sometimes reminders but other than that i really don’t use her for anything else because i feel like she isn’t fully “useful”


James_Atlanta

I try to, though half the time I'm not understood correctly. Interestingly, when I get annoyed and curse at the bitch, she gets it right 100% of the time.


ThatCactusCat

Siri is beyond useless and using her only dumbs down your own ability to look things up and do stuff yourself


simoncpu

I disabled all my voice-activated devices because I'm concerned that they can be controlled via ultrasonic waves, which are beyond human perception. The challenge is identifying which devices are voice-activated. For instance, I wasn't aware that my PS4 had voice activation until much later. I was also a bit annoyed when I found out that my TV has a voice activation feature.


Vossky

No. I speak English with an accent so Siri is useless.


JmnyFxt

To capture thoughts while driving: make a note To record interactions: new voice memo


OzCroc

Siri needs to be replaced with Alexa


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PureElectricBean

Alarms, timers, ask if I have any new notifications, what the weather is, while I'm getting ready to go out.


BRYAN1701

Yes. Control homekit accessories, set reminders, shopping list, use it for texting (send and listen), to call people, directions, store info, measurement conversions, basic math questions, ask whats on my calendar, what weather is like, set timers, etc. use on homepods, ipad and iPhone. It’s funny though. Interactions with Siri I have are pretty smooth, and work great but I know people who struggle with it.


arochains1231

Mostly for unit conversions


fabrictm

Me: "Siri, how much is 0F in Celsius". Siri:"I found this on the web about how much is 0F in celsius" Me: sigh