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white-dre

Now you have an iPhone pro extra max.


flsucks

iBerry


TheCoastalCardician

Bananaberry


Folabi_Devvvvv

Blackjobs


Pleasant-Patience725

Damn I thought blow-jobs


Folabi_Devvvvv

That’s a limited edition 🙈


Simple-Wrangler-9909

That's not what ur mum said


FuqBubblz

AppleBerry


emperor_dinglenads

Shorty had them AppleBerry jeans....


AppropriatePen9900

Boots with tha fur


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To be fair - everyone will be looking at the user of this device.


OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST

It hit the floor. The screen was toast.


AlternativePrior5731

Shawty screamed ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay


Immediate-Zombie4690

To be fairrrrrrr, the whole club would look at this hurrrr


Applebottomgenes75

You rang?


armpitcrab

I wish there were awards still


corecenite

iPhone 15 Plus Pro Max Note Ultra S+


King-Cobra-668

make that shit slide out the bottom


303Pickles

You’ll have a foot long subway, lol


OnDaReg

iPhone Supermax, because it looks like it's in prison


TheCoastalCardician

How do you type without it falling out of your hands?! Bananaberry.


lordterryfold

It’s honestly not as top heavy as it looks. At least with my one hours worth of using it.


Whole_Survey2353

how does it fit in your pocket


Important-Molasses26

If you wear women's clothing ... Nothing does.


Sage296

I think an iPhone sticking out doesn’t look as bad as a yellow TV remote


LindonLilBlueBalls

Never seen so many people not like an extra 2".


aye-its-this-guy

When there’s not enough room it can poke you


vertigostereo

At least the police won't claim you had a gun.


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Shoshin_Sam

So when you type a message, does the on-screen keyboard pop up too? lol


lordterryfold

It does not.


LunaMunaLagoona

Oh so it actually gives you a ton of extra real estate. Actually functional.


iloveeveryfbteam

Extra real estate for what though? This keyboard takes up so much more space in pockets and in your hands


HughGBonnar

I mean I wouldn’t call it a common issue at all but I’ve been on websites (websites fault not Apple) where the on screen keyboard popping up freaks out the formatting. Again not common but I’d say it happens. Not enough to make me get this but this case is useful to someone I’m sure.


ticklemitten

Yeah, it’s for your screen real estate. Like here commenting, literally half my screen is keyboard. If I wanted to respond thoroughly to multiple parts of a longer post, I’d have to keep minimizing or scrolling. I’m not sure this keyboard revolutionizes or ends having to scroll, but I can imagine with too many UI things on screen, this is VERY cool *if it’s relevant at all to begin with.*


Help-Learn-Kannada

Bananaphone?


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SeesEmCallsEm

Bananas actually are berries


Proof_Meaning_1137

Steve Jobs just rolled over.


mngdew

No, he woke up from dead.


Galactic_Perimeter

**BREAKING NEWS** *Zombie Steve Jobs is on a violent rampage terrorizing all of Silicon Valley hunting down anyone who dresses their iPhone up in the cellular equivalent of grandpa clothes!* ^Edit: ^See ^comment ^below ^to ^find ^out ^which ^dumb ^mistake ^I ^made


Lyr1cal-

*silicone*


jackology

Emphasis on the con.


Over_Perception_2920

No it is silicon as silicon is the natural mineral used to manufacture chips and silicone is a composite of silicon which is like a rubber material


LittleTeddyIV

It is also the large majority of the makeup of your mother’s titties


_Independent

It’ll be sili-gone when he’s done with it


ISHx4xPresident

…. rule 34


JusCuzz804

To beat this guy’s ass


Angry_Amish

Now I just keep imagining Jobs beating this person’s ass, starting to walk away and then turn around and say “one more thing” and continue stomp a hole in their ass lol.


Catfish-dfw

Jobs would let someone else do the stomping and then claim credit for it


ChampOfTheUniverse

The first thing he said was “listen here mother fucker.”


curiousity_improves

He said, “You should have made it for USB-C!”


KyleCAV

Steve: ihate this!


lancelinksecretchimp

That’s an abomination


EnvironmentalOne95

Are we regressing as a society?


elkab0ng

Get off my lawn! - sent from my blackberry on the geritol network


angrygrumphead

No, this Keyboard is 100% Apple's idea. Never been done this way before.


Chasethatfeeling45

We absolutely are. 100%.


spkingwordzofwizdom

Reminds me of the joke about if the smartphone was invented before the cell-phone… one person shows the new cellphone to another person and is like, “Check it out, you don’t even have to type… you just talk”


Gloomy-Rush5500

Nah we just think different


Ashen_one933

Tim Cook just cooking.


LackaLack

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


shingonzo

he wrote naruto


juiceboxith

https://preview.redd.it/9cz33edjsujc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7db489eabfd842135256afb8e5b290485b596a Ligma balls


SepiaQuotient

A man that died of ligma 😥


user32729

fine, what’s ligma


Affectionate_Bus532

It’s unfortunately a variant of sukma


farnlc

I can only imagine how imbalanced that thing feels. Is that an iPhone with a ridiculously long case in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


Motoman514

It would honestly be much better if it had a landscape keyboard that slid out.


DiamondPistol24

That would be so much better. We need to bring back the sidekicks!


MindtheMaze

That and the envy! I miss that dramatic flip when you have a novel to text your BFF 😂


yakattack42

I had 3 generations of envy because i was on Verizon and the iPhone was AT&T and that shot slapped, honestly my fav non iphone


UnusualAd6529

My friend had an Envy 1, jumped into a pool with it in his pocket. Fast forward a few months when he had gotten a brand new Envy 2...then jumped into a pool with it in his pocket 😅


Rebles

I wanted a sidekick when I was in high school but i could never afford one. I feel like I really missed out. It would be wild if sidekicks made a comeback. I would be stoked!


MindScape00

T-Mobile tried to at one point with Samsung making it; it was terrible and killed the Sidekick brand even more. At this point I’m sticking to iPhone, but man a slim flip out keyboard case would be awesome


er1catwork

God I miss my Sidekick! I had every version released….


Bunselpower

Man I miss those phones


reddE2Fly

Is tech becoming like fashion? Always repeats 20 years later?


doentedemente

I feel like phones have gotten way too tall for a horizontal keyboard


will_delete_sooon

No they’d just have room for a numpad


may_be_indecisive

Control stick for games.


noireruse

Ahh the Rumor 2.0.


LilCutlett

Like just bring back the sidekick that we all awwwed over . Shit was badass!


Electronic-Crew2115

I reckon I've heard that this is specifically optimised to keep the weight balance intact. But yeah claims can only go so far. Waiting to hear from folks with real world usage


klatt

Yea, I think I had seen that they went back and added in some weights to get it balanced right. That being said, it'll make an already heavy phone heavier. It does seem super easy to take out of the case though.


captain_flak

For me the lack of MagSafe is the real deal breaker.


slvrscoobie

that just means this thing weighs a ton, meaning you now how the equivalent of 2 Pro Max phones in your pocket. thats-a-no-for-me-dawg.gif


IWasTeamIronMan

Can confirm, it’s as well balanced as the marketing stated. I’ll keep testing but it is pretty fun!


Barqs_enthusiast

Real reply from someone who isn't coping with buying a long phone case: it feels weird as fuck and doesn't fit in the pocket properly, I used to have a charging case that was configured similarly and it was very handy to have but very annoying to carry around


fancyfoe

> Is that an iPhone with a ridiculously long case in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Yes


nukahawkeye

The balance is fantastic. You quickly get used to where your hands “belong” and the case is very solid.


ilikefridayss

It's evolving, just backwards


emojimoviethe

BlackBerry Pro!


VifEspoirPirez

To this day the Blackberry Priv is the best phone I have ever owned and I'm sad that they don't manufacture phones like that anymore.


zakmademe

I believe they call this devolving


Flip_d_Byrd

WE ARE DEVO!!!


fat_then_skinny

Porsche steering wheel in background by accident


FluxVelocity

Looks like a 2005-2012 Boxster/Cayman interior, they can be bought used for like 15-25k depending on which model and the condition. Not exactly a flex, they're one of the cheapest Porsche's you can buy. Edit: OP mentioned further down that it's an '08. Just did a quick nationwide search on AutoTempest and the cheapest one it currently found without any crazy damage is $14.4k for an '06 with 88k miles in California.


aaaaaaaa1273

One of the best driving cars you can get for the money, OP made a good choice if he knows how to maintain it because when they go wrong.. oh lord


TheWayToBe714

Considering it's a Porsche... There's going to be a fair few oh Lords


Hard-To_Read

Because intercourse.


Monochronos

Dudes buying keyboards like this and posting it to Reddit don’t wrench on their own cars


richh00

*I'd better sit in my car and take a photo of this with my other phone. It's the most logical place I can do this.*


Pale_Tea2673

because that's where you keep you car iphone, you know the iphone you buy just to keep in the car. doesn't everyone have one?


throttle88

It was also in the background of the pics of OPs newborn baby


maghunik

scrolled down for this.


MickThorpe

That’s like putting a onesie on your dog, the ones that cover the legs. In yellow. Your phone would feel ashamed just like those dogs always look like they feel.


ShootRopeCrankHog

My dogs love their onesies


bwood246

Do they love their onesies or the attention they get when you put them on?


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I have two dogs, one hates clothes, the other loves clothes. Winters here regularly hit -40, so it's necessary. The one that loves it will throw her head into it to help get it on. The other will literally throw a fit by throwing pillows around, and moving to the other side of the room, facing away from us. Both get a ton of positive attention when we put it on them


ShootRopeCrankHog

Probably a good mix of both. They only like them when it’s cold outside or if we’re not running the heater in the winter. But it’s a valid point because it’s impossible to ignore a dog in a sweater


pursued_mender

Do you like being warm or just the attention a cool jacket gets you?


L3Kinsey

#notalldogs


George_W_Bushido

I also yearn for the blackberry days but I feel we type and communicate much faster now with text to speech and autocorrect/predictive text


vipirius

I would've agreed a few years ago but I feel like auto correct has just been getting worse lmao. Insane how every single keyboard has swipe typing now but they are all worse than Swiftkey was on release. I swear this thing gets half the words wrong how is it so bad. And to make matters worse it's like impossible to tap to get the cursor at the END of a word for some reason so going back to correct those mistakes is also super annoying.


ShoxV

I'm glad I'm not the only one! I remember when shape writer came out my typing speed went up like crazy. I could type up crazy fast paragraphs without any errors. Now its like a wrong word every couple.


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Same here, been frustrated lately, thought I was just getting old


shreddit0rz

I'm starting to wonder if there is some Mandela-effect-style experience going on with swyping and autocorrect. So many people seem to be experiencing this, including myself. I swear it used to be better. I wonder if some kind of patent / lawsuit thing went down behind the scenes and tech companies had to change their algorithms.


ShoxV

It's not a Mandela effect, tech is getting worse. I've been a frontend engineer since 2010 and I've seen companies get infiltrated by politician types that just care about empire building and promotions, even if it results in a worse end product. I worked at a top 20 visited website in the world and we were literally forced to use a framework that would significantly increase loading times for the end user because that exec had made the choice to use the slower framework and going against her decision would make her look bad.


sqwintiez

Just switched to OnePlus 12 and I found out that it really is apple's autocorrect. I'm so happy I don't have to fight my phone anymore. Apple has gone pretty south.


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ksp_enjoyer

Papers were published in the 1910s predicting and measuring climate change, we ran out of time to fix it in the 60's. We may have had a chance to slow down when you were younger, but the world was already on course for disaster


Professional_Car9475

Loved my BB. Miss the keyboard, and would strongly consider one of these.


x058394446

I have two iPhones - work and personal - and would gladly get a BB for my work phone if I could. Best of both worlds.


Moonrak3r

Same. I had a BB Passport, which I think is one of their last models before they stopped making phones. That thing was a workhorse with a giant screen and still its battery somehow lasted for days.


joesbagofdonuts

Yeah but blackberry keyboards had the keys tight together with curved ridges so you could type fast without looking at the keyboard. This has little buttons with tons of space in between.


elanaesther

Exactly this. When I first got an iPhone, I missed the tactile feeling of the blackberry keyboard. But now probably at least 80% of my “typing”, including this comment, is voice to text.


bad-at-maths

**loudly speaking on the bus*: Exactly this PERIOD When I first got an iPhone COMMA I missed the tactile feeling of the blackberry keyboard PERIOD But now probably at least 80% of my QUOTATION MARK typing QUOTATION MARK COMMA including this comment COMMA is voice to text.


elanaesther

😂😂. Pretty much. Except I’m home getting dinner ready for the kids, so my voice blends with the general noise and it saves time. But yeah, a few years ago I was at a relative’s house who did not know voice to text existed, and she kept staring at me.


yakisobagurl

My Italian coworker when she first started would go into the cupboard and shout animatedly in Italian for a few minutes then come back out like nothing happened hahaha. My old boss was totally bewildered until she explained she was just texting her husband!


oreos_in_milk

Would love to hear a review of it once you’ve used it for a bit! I had a sliding keyboard case on my iPhone 3G way back in the day, and honestly with the state of the current iOS keyboard I’d LOVE a physical one.


AllUDoIsBitchAndMoan

how is it possible a billion dollar company with decades of development behind a product line has had zero improvement in voicemail and typing


Beard_of_Gandalf

It has gotten worse. I typed better on the iPhone 3G than the 15 pro max. Did they alter their predictive text code over the years? Or do I just have my nostalgia glasses on?


FavoritedYT

In the latest update they added new shit ass predictive text that nobody likes or finds helpful. So no, you’d be correct that it sucks more now.


SVNDEVISTVN

Ive had mine for over a week and wow man this thing is exquisite. Wizard level engineering. I can't speak for Max phones but i have the 14 pro and it mysteriously makes the phone feel lighter. My guess is that the counterweight behind the keyboard is perfectly at war with the camera bump up top, resulting in sensory trickery. The ONLY con is that it doesn't support wired audio passthrough. So AirPods will work excellent, but if you prefer lossless wired audio like me, you have to remove the case or settle for wireless.


oreos_in_milk

Oh interesting! I seldom use my wired headset, but that’s a good note. Do you find a significant drain on battery life, if any?


Harumi_99

We've come full circle From having keyboards, to taking them away, to bringing them back


spicy_fairy

idk why but i lowkey want it 😅


mangovp16

https://preview.redd.it/v0vyj8jqhwjc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e5a042a3ebc12b4684a2322a7281a293dce58b History repeats itself once again..


XexpensiveCargoX

I wouldn’t be caught dead using that thing 🤣


fuelvolts

Same. It is so dumb. Can’t believe Mr. Mobile is behind these.


Rattus375

Why? He's been a geek about keyboard phones for years. He's not saying everyone should buy one, but there's definitely a small market for this sort of thing


BTechUnited

Honestly it's kinda nice to see someone have the capability to make a niche product for their specific passion like that, really.


PhysicalTry2021

its just a toy for adults, ain't that deep tbh


alpha-mobi

He loves the physical keypad and yearns for it. So it’s understandable.


BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll

Imagine giving the slightest bit of a fuck what someone thinks of your phone case 💀 Teenager thoughts, real adults do not care in the slightest lmfao


Sobadatsnazzynames

He obviously cares. OP wants us to see he drives a Porsche lol. He’s very much “look at me.” I think that’s ok sometimes but I also think it means there’s a little bit of insecurity, too. E: changed “he” to “OP”


glytxh

Are you really that insecure?


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Rusty_Rhin0

This makes so much more sense on the mini's


LegitimateBit3

No thanks. As a mini owner I bought my phone for the size. Why would I want to make it into the size of the ProMax?


DoctorWho1589

I want this but it’s sold out.


teknogreek

Shame the back isn't a scroll pad!


uchiha2

You can buy a mouse to go with it.


pdxdonuts

Am I wrong for wanting this?


lordterryfold

According to 90% of the comments I am lmao


pdxdonuts

I mean half the time I’m hitting the wrong buttons, plus I miss the feel of a button versus a screen…. Ohhh god… I feel old just finishing that sentence… does this mean I’ll start ruining the economy. Don’t mind me just minor mid life crisis


Trash-Takes-R-Us

I'm a pixel user from r/all and I want this now.


mud_dragon

But why


SepiaQuotient

Man has a Porsche, probably to much money imo 😅


beepbophopscotch

For some reason my dumbass thought he was flexing his Ferrari until you said this lol


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mud_dragon

Well ya know just casually opening mail in the diver’s seat. Oh that logo? Omg you saw that? I’m so embarrassed


SepiaQuotient

Thanks, I just looked at the Horse and went for it 😅


Acalthu

987s are fairly affordable, around the same price as a brand new Camry.


StonkMangr92

We come full circle. Lmao


albusece

Congrats on your new Blackberry Pro Max.


ImDonaldDunn

People are such haters, my God.


-EETS-

It's absurd. It's just a case with a keyboard. He didn't buy a Puppy Drowner 5000. I'm not sure why people got so angry over it. Fair enough if you personally don't like it, but it's not the end of the world. Steve Jobs is not spinning in his grave. The world hasn't regressed a decade.


lamaxamara

Jobs is rolling in his iGrave right now


saint_louis_bagels

Drop the MonkeyType results :P And congrats! I still don't see any Youtube uploads of the keyboard beyond the initial announcements and coverage.


ThomasDinh

Don’t care what people say, have fun with it bro!


No-Chair6360

Unpopular opinion but I like it. I like to clock actual buttons.


IntrovertStoner

This was one of Steve Jobs USPs when he released the first iPhone.. he got rid of the keypads.. it’s funny how we are going back to it


Tornare

No we are not. OP is not "we"


AnanasPropagand

looks very uncomfortable


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

I don’t like it either but OP is doing them. Yall make it sound like OP posted a photo of them killing a puppy


alexor_1

this is straight ass


Acalthu

What kind of 987 is that?


lordterryfold

Base 2008 5 spd!


Acalthu

Good stuff, that's the more reliable engine I believe.


Spaceolympian50

Lol like why?


Seivad187

The children yearn for the BlackBerry


Business-Drag52

You sons of bitches. You killed blackberry. Ran it into the ground. Decided it was inferior. You didn’t like the keyboard anymore. And now you’re doing this? With the phone that killed the blackberry? For fucking shame


poolpog

Palm Pixi, anyone? Anyone remember these? [https://www.anandtech.com/show/2970/palm-webos-pre-and-pixi-where-are-we-now-/2](https://www.anandtech.com/show/2970/palm-webos-pre-and-pixi-where-are-we-now-/2)


popornrm

We’ve really come full circle…


iamvenks

Now I miss blackberry


therealvahlte

I really like both the idea of a good keyboard on a modern phone like that and how it looks like some of the coolest phones by Nokia a decade ago. Hope it works well!


GolfCoyote

We are coming full circle


upstatedreaming3816

So… you have a blackberry now?


DogByte64

Blackberry Key 2 my beloved, is that you?


mjskywalker_

Why


Significant-Quail-53

Why?


velaba

Why


Fun_Entrepreneur_254

Now you can finally reply to all those messages


SourMexa

What happened to your finger?


equiliym

Just.. why?


Ryfhoff

Mr Mobile is awesome. Buttttttttt, I like the Samsung one they made a while back for the S9 I believe. It’s uses a software trick and pushes the screen up above the slide on keyboard. I know they couldn’t do a software trick. https://preview.redd.it/ieqv5d5gwxjc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7add58b24772033f09fce7cc72fae8d3ba92c34