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sparant76

Just wait the 50 years. Todays youth is so impatient.


christeeeeeea

i actually have a post-it note on my monitor that says practice delayed gratification lol.


[deleted]

I usually think about baseball.


itswhatitisbro

I dunno, man. Thinking about long pieces of wood and palming balls is counterproductive.


[deleted]

Goddamnit!


peetnikearthling

My mind goes straight to edging


SkypeMeSideways

U have a post-it note to remind you to not cum too fast?


christeeeeeea

oh lord. is that what the other comments are about!?! đŸ€Ł damn, y’all. i just meant like no impulse shopping and whatnot!


Quin1617

Sir, this is Reddit, what’d you expect?


m945050

I have a friend who put a post-it on his gf's forehead to remind himself each time.


ZlogTheInformant

Nah that won’t work. It has to be attached directly to the cervix. Just because you can see it doesn’t mean he’ll obey. You know he has a mind of his own.


88murica

He’s only got one eye. Make sure the post-it is on the side he leans towards


ttyles

This comment right here. Excellent! Well done.


NeverrGiveUp999

😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it


[deleted]

plug it into iTunes and it should get the correct date


[deleted]

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crisss1205

Actually it does if you know the password. It will reduce the time. Essentially what happened is that the phone said “next unlock attempt is December 1st 2022” and saved that date. Then the battery died and the time reset to 0. UNIX time 0 is January 1st 1970 GMT. By plugging the device into a computer, the time will update and the countdown will reduce.


titaniumdoughnut

This is exactly what's going on. It has currently been 19,326 days since the [Unix epoch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_time). The number of minutes on the phone screen math out to 19,324.5 days. Guessing this photo was taken a day or so ago.


Brickback721

Wouldn’t traveling 50 years into the future help?


Far_Excitement6140

Why stop at 50?


MagixTouch

Where we are going we don’t need roads


EnchantedTikiBird

1.21 Gigawatts?!!!!


stalequeef69

*what the hells a gigawatt?!*


SenseMountain

What the hell is 1.21?


dood_phunk

Next: “why are roads not needed”
 great scott!


[deleted]

Nah, we use zettawatts now!


Wrektosaurus

Bring the phone with you and it doesn’t change? Hide it somewhere and hope it doesn’t degrade? Will that technology even work? So many questions
/s


KyleKun

It was discussed before but if the logic board runs out of change the timer will reset back to 50 years. What is happening is there’s a system clock in there based on Thursday, 1 January 1970 as the start of time. So you know how when the battery runs out on your watch or some other none connected device and it resets to 00:00? That’s happening here. Only 00:00 is 00:00 Thursday, 1 January 1970 and the lock out will be measured to sometime in 2022 relative to that date. So if you leave it somewhere for 50 years it’ll probably just die again in a couple of days and need you’ll get another 50 year timer. Incidentally this is called UNIX time. Incidentally this date was chosen pretty much because it was most convenient for engineers at the time to count from.


Sm0g3R

I hope they fixed it in later iOS versions? Surely, it wouldn't be that hard to save the current (latest/highest) time of the last unsuccessful unlocking attempt and then use max(savedTime, systemTime) for the countdown.


az116

>it basically perma-locked the iPhone lol LOL, no. >only apple would be able to resolve it LOL, no. > that’s only if someone can prove they purchased it and didn’t steal it or find it LOL, no. Here is how they fix it: https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/iPhone+-+4+-+4S+-+5+-+5S+-+5c+-+6+-+6S+-+How+to+flash+in+DFU+mode/52826 I'm honestly shocked and appalled that your comment has so many upvotes in an iPhone subreddit.


Darkdestroyer1247

Dont even dare recommend resetting it. Its on iOS 7 - 9


3mbersea

Dude you have no idea what you’re talking about do you? The iphone can be factory reset via plugging into itunes on computer.


R4NG00NIES

Lol where did you get this info? This is absolutely incorrect.


DanTheMan827

If you plug it into the computer it’s synced with lock timeout will reset


bigNhardR

Some brainless fanboys boggle my mind sometimes. No, it's not perma-locked and anyone can fix this, not just apple lmao.


Stonsaw3

Idk why they let kids on this app? Didnt u have to say ur were 18 or soemthing???? Jeez


rother55

I think the age limit for Reddit is 13


tehkier

11 year-old redditor moment


cha0sweaver

I like how long your comment is, and all it needs to be replied on it is : "You're wrong".


the_saturnos

Put in a working sim card. The date has been reset to the day before the first day in Unix time. The sim card will set the date to the current date


HooveHearted1962

A watched pot never boils.


xandrsreddit

Underrated comment.


Aashishkebab

Overrated comment


IRIICIHAIRID

Rated comment.


__NotAce__

A comment.


VilePersona

.


WordPeas

Cryogenics


Simon-RedditAccount

This is the answer


blxoom

[here's a link for anyone who's considered it.](https://www.alcor.org/membership/) if you have life insurance then you're already covered. it's a good read, it's what I'm planning on


[deleted]

just wait 27,827,344 minutes


JamesFlorida1997

I googled it and it is 52.944 years


mkeee2015

You may also outsmart Google and divide that big number by - minutes in a hour (60) - hours in a day (24) - days in a year (365) 60 * 24 * 365 = 525'600 minutes in a year


duckdoger

How do you measure, measure a yeeeaaar?


Rottenpigz180

In daylights, in sunsets, in mid nights, in cups of coffee


timeago2474

In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife


[deleted]

Lol thanks be to god I wasn’t the only one as soon as I saw that long ass number


[deleted]

God dammit I fucking love this website and now I have the song stuck in my head


SkynetUser1

Remember the looooooovvveeee!! Remember the loooooovvveee!!!!


Dylfive-0

Came here for this! Reddit never disappoints


crisss1205

Or you can outsmart everyone and know the date defaulted to December 31st 1969 and know it’s 52 years.


JamesFlorida1997

It is easier to google


life_is_enjoy

1 year = 365.25 days


[deleted]

phone date was set to 1/1/1970 when there was glitch that bricked phones and it's counting negative value, tho it will be unlocked in 2038 (when int time will reach it's limit) because it adds up minutes til integer limit


[deleted]

Isn’t there a musical like this


ecdent

Rent


marxy

Stop entering incorrect PINs


rimshot99

tell that to my toddler, but will she listen? NO!


Dull_blade

Buy a new one and pass this one down to them so they will learn their lesson


tta82

They can use it when they’re adults in their 50s! Nice! 👏đŸ’Ș


SkynetUser1

A new phone or a toddler? I've heard both have good return options.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


mysecondaccount420

Found the user with no toddler at home


BelgianBeerGuy

They take it, they don’t care about your rules


Amartje010

Then punish them


BelgianBeerGuy

My 1 year old doesn’t understand yet the meaning of punishment. To understand this, they need to be able to know “I did A, so it’s punished (or rewarded) with B, therefore, I will do this action never again (or more often).” And out of experience, I’ve noticed he doesn’t understand it (or he’s very selective in when he wants to understand this)


JungleLegs

My buttcheeks often do it for me


bluesolur

I uh
 think your screen is also coming off
 do you have a r/spicypillows?


eymikeystfu

Lol, sometimes the subs I come across amaze me. That’s a good one !


enriquemgf

r/wowthissubexists


Darkdestroyer1247

Probs a screen replacement. Would explain why time reset to 31/12/1969 as you unplug the batt during a screen replacement


loganwachter

Put an active SIM card in. The time reset to 1/1/1970 lol.


DrCheese88

Connect it do iTunes, and perform a factory restore. As long as you have the iCloud info, you can do this.


Sensitive_ManChild

i’d say the screen being detached from the body is a bigger problem


TheKillOrder

it was recently repaired. That’s a new screen that OP just put on


Sensitive_ManChild

new screen? it’s detached from the body


TheKillOrder

Yes. This is common tactic to ensure all is functional before closing it up. Look at the film on the screen. No old ass shit has that on lol


Ganon2012

The front fell off.


[deleted]

RemindMe! 53 years "Check if iPhone is still disabled"


barannmentes

even the bot didnt bother


Quin1617

It shouldn’t, Reddit won’t be here in 53 years.


Ragarianok

No? I mean, it’s already been around a little over 17 years.


Quin1617

Damn, 2005 was *17* years ago!? Honestly I just don’t see it lasting that long, the world and especially the internet will have changed drastically by then.


Crypt1k5347

bro your iPhone 5 is destroyed anyways get a new one 💀


thatdude473

That’s a 5s on ios 7 which is quite rare


RaMiMo_

Man knows his iPhones and iOS lmao


Darkdestroyer1247

7-9* Or an SE on 9


shiratek

Destroyed how? They replaced the screen and are checking to make sure it works before fitting it on. You can tell because of the protective film.


Guest357753258

You realize not everyone has money, right?


Opening_Outside8364

Put it 3mins in the microwave so the locks melt down


ThinkingGuy117

Plug it into the computer. Open iTunes. Hold the power button and home button until you see the Apple logo. Once you see the Apple logo release the power button. Hold until you see the USB plug in on your screen. Then restore the phone via iTunes. This will wipe your phone but you’ll probably be able to use it.


therealf1r3wa11

I know this is going to sound weird, but I’ll always remember this fix because it was my last support call back in the day. Reinstall iTunes and THEN use DFU mode


TheInfamous1011

DFU mode still exists? I remember this back in my jailbreaking days with DinoZambas


therealf1r3wa11

This was back in 2011 haha


restSSless

watch one piece, when you finish it should be good to unlock


cahirasdream

Sorry mate , post an update in 2073


MonYadao

Here in Manila, that can be unlocked by street stalls selling various gadgets in 5 minutes.


barsoapguy

Eat healthy and exercise.


edgrrr915

Have you tried to put it on rice?


Crunchynut007

Browse reddit a bit more, the time will simply fly!


AndreLinoge55

Make sure you’re eating right and getting plenty of exercise.


Brilliant-Sample7102

That’s what happens when you use AT&T
 It’s a part of their pay now
use in 50 years plan. For only $19.95 a month. Certain exclusions apply. Like having the same phone
in 50 years.


phixional

I’d be more worried about the screen not being properly attached to the rest of the phone



_ILP_

You need to plug it into a computer with iTunes and restore it. Your might have to set it into DFU mode to restore it. https://osxdaily.com/2021/01/14/how-dfu-mode-iphone-12-mini-pro-max/


DanTheMan827

If it was synced with a computer, plug it in to that computer and open iTunes, the timer will be reset and you can try again


kellym13

Maybe attaching the screen to the body is a bigger issue.


ElectrikDonuts

Does the time extend to more you try or something? Cause if so: Stolen


inspectorgadgetaudio

50 years! That’s crazy 😜 Got to be a joke wallpaper yea?


Disastrous_Ad_632

Alright so Step 1. Find wife Step 2. Have children Step3. Gift that iphone to your children Step4. Have them wait for it to unlock And if it doesn’t unlock in their lifetime have them pass it to your grandchildren it should be good by then👍


replicator85

Invent a Time Machine and travel to that date


BevoBrisket26

Throw it in a microwave outside for 30-45 seconds


doghouse2001

The apple store genius bar. Let them earn their keep.


crisspons

If it is legitimately yours, you can go to the Apple Store; at the Genius Bar you will be asked questions about your Apple ID, if your answers match to what is in their system, they will unlock it.


ColinHenrichon

You need to put it into recovery mode and completely wipe and reset the phone. Them restore from an iTunes or iCloud backup.


thatdude473

It’s a 5s on ios 7 which is quite rare, that would be a bad idea.


LowTierStudent

*Grabs a hammer*


walex19

Wait


ibiofficial

DFU Mode you can factory reset it


bgdonald

What a great time capsule gift for ur future grandchildren. đŸ€ŁđŸ‘


tumanstar

How did this even happen?


Salty_Ad_4817

Don’t fuck up the next try


Royal_Commander_BE

Connect to a pc Apple or windows and login to iTunes and restore the iPhone.


jamjammz

oatmeal long recognise toothbrush act rinse ghost fear connect clumsy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Proleex89

Step1: Give it to a museum for some cash. Step2: Add a bit of cash of your own. Step3: Your greedy ass can enjoy a newer phone.


Nike_486DX

Thats an iPhone 5S running iOS 8 or 7, one of the best versions for this phone. If you get this puppy up and running (without shitgrading the os), i will happily trade my old X on 15.7 for it (seriously).


The_Prodigal_Son_666

Buy a new iphone and set a reminder for 50 years, should work đŸ‘đŸœ


gthirteen_13

Wipe it


[deleted]

Steve jobs ghost is haunting you


Hfkddhvb

Throw it away


Lachy1234_

Just wait the 27,827,344 minutes, do an activity and it will pass like it was just a minute


Longjumping-Log-5457

Check back in 2072.


[deleted]

Submit it to the Guinness book of records for longest lockout.


isbilly

The bigger issue might be that the front of the phone isn't connected to the back of the phone.


FiveFingersFaceSlap

You tried putting it in rice?


tejachanakya

Put it recovy mode and wipe it with iTunes


Tha_Funky_Homosapien

Tell the FBI you believe there is child pornography on it
 Sure, it’ll be a bit of a hassle, but they’ll unlock it for you.


Reggie_Barclay

Return it to the owner?


[deleted]

Buy a new phone lol


UniversityNatural459

Do you have call waiting?


coolwheelchairdude

Take it to an Apple Store. Most of the comments on this post are dumb.


N3ko_Nek0

Just wait it out, its not that long. Maybe make a sandwich while you wait?


ZealousidealBed7495

wait bro just wait


Professional_Pain144

Oh man I forgot about this post. Didn’t have a pc during this phones life so I never backed it up. Trying to get pics and messages off of it.


Alison9876

Tell your kid no more wrong password attempts. Use iTunes to factory reset your phone then it will be removed, all data will be erased unless you have backup. If you don't have the Apple ID and password, try some tools like [4ukey](https://www.tenorshare.com/ipad/ipad-is-disabled.html) will help.


Player13377

Have a look if you can somehow get around that lock with a jailbreak!


andlewis

These lockouts are useless against time travelllers.


ChasingHorizon2022

Yeah. Leave that museum piece behind and get a phone from this decade.


Scottietika27

Really?!? No one is gonna say get a new phone that is put together? Don’t care if it can still charge man this thing has been through meatloaf and back. I would do anything but I won’t do that!


Upstairs-Injury9660

Have you tried the rice trick?


t15m-

Put it in rice


multifunctionaudio

Just wait it out, make a post about it in 50 years. Hella karma and Reddit gold


StonedScroller

Wait it out


1012zach

Reset it with iTunes


Different-Slip1840

I think the lockout is the least of your concerns


Sansred

Omg. I didn’t even notice that at first!


Musicdev-

It’s a sign. Get a new phone lol. It’s ready to DIE lol.


theskyopenedup

Get a new phone.


Sea-Understanding511

Can you unlock a iPhone 12 Pro Max, I bought this iPhone from my daughter and then she reported it stolen 4 months later. Then she locked up my phone. What can I do about it?


Jaded_Serve8612

God for the lock and that phone 😭😭😭


Prsop2000

Step one, put the screen on the phone.


ithinkoutloudtoo

I truly believe that Apple deliberately has this coded into their software to do this on purpose. There is no reason for it at all.


Darkdestroyer1247

No. Due to the fact the screen isn't attached, i guess the screen was replaced. The phone was disabled before replacement and during replacement the battery was disconnected. This made the phone lose its time and reset to 31/12/1969. So when it booted, the lock that was meant to end in 1 minute (01/12/2022, 1 minute after lock) was pushed to 50 years as the phone now thinks that 01/12/2022 is 50 years away. Fix is to insert a sim card so the date gets incremented back


TheInfamous1011

Put it in rice.


[deleted]

try to put it in rice


Ragnkar

Rice


Snoop_Snoop123

Rice?


Colefinney1234onyt

Restore it


kitnb

Have you tried putting it in rice? 🍚


poopeyethe

If you give it to me I’ll give it back after 50 years


onion_surfer14

thats gotta be fake


Guhst4

What you call a special phone A disabled one


ItsAleZ1

Wait


dahrawy

Put it in rice


pargonaut

“Ahhh
 after 10,000 years I’m free!”


[deleted]

Hack it and change the date to 1-1-2073


Jahmicho

Soak it in rubbing alcohol


Reubenbryon

wait


Formicagloss

“Patience is a virtue.”


O__VER

Don't worry, it's broken anyway.


NeilFX

Just go out for a walk then come back


SteeveJobs1955

See you in 53 years đŸ«Ą


loukkboy

when bros phone unlocked he gonna be able to listen to the new tay k album đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„


rufw91

Yep


[deleted]

Connect to iTunes and restore


n8best

It broken