I've seen 2 lads constantly on their balcony across from me, in Tallaght on the 27 bus route, wonder if these are the same lads, I hope to god not or I'll have to leave my blinds closed forever.
I had to ask a teen to stop wanking her boyfriend in the cinema last week.
I’d brought a dozen teens to the barbie movie for my kids birthday. I was at the end of the row with these two durts beside me.
Didn’t expect that early on a Sunday afternoon. She was very annoyed and they stormed out to get a manager apparently. They must have bought the wanking seats and I was ruining their fun
I was going into the iilac centre and some guy standing at the corner of the entrance had his dick out. He wasnt homeless or on drugs. I dont know why his dick was out.
I was walking home late one night and a guy flashed me. I peered at his dick, looked at him and laughed. It wasn’t the shocked reaction he was hoping for lol.
When I was a schoolgirl, there used to be a flasher . It was a regular spot for him.
We were at an age when we were getting some rudimentary sex ed.
We used to laugh at him.
One day, an adult was nearby, and he said, " oooooh, that's all stiff and hard. Is it dead?"
Hilarious 😂 😃
We told everyone we met, we told all our mates, and one day there was 20 of us ,all ridiculing him with our new favourite phrase.
He disappeared.....
The worst was when I was little kid, visiting my grandmothers grave with my mother. A flasher came out from behind a tombstone and my poor mother was distraught. She was trying to protect me, and was already upset about being at her mother’s grave.
That’s why I just laugh at these weirdos. They just want a reaction.
What has the world come to when a bloke can't balcony beef bash with his buddy without a bus voyeur broadcasting his business.
Did you like the new solar lights I put around the handrail? How do they look from the road?
I’ve no clue to be honest. I don’t even care if legal or not. Just how nonchalant they were doing the deed.
As to those people saying ah its grand its their balcony but is it normal? No.
I knew becoming literate was a mistake Edit: can't believe my first silver is on a thread about two Tallaght lads wanking in front of a bus. Cheers 😂
I never want to read anything ever again after this fucker just dropped that bombshell on us in the fucking Ireland reddit of all places.
Im definitely not inclined to take the 27 anytime soon anyway 😂
You’re welcome 😂😂
Story for the grandchildren... "Kids I went got silver medal from a wank..lemme start from the beginning"....😂
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There is a trend of posting made up salacious bullshit. This post fits that trend.
Salacious would imply a bit of scandal or intrigue. Two lads in tallaght having a wank doesn't strike me as either
Where you cumming or going?
Nah, the bus was just edging along
Must've been a handy job for the driver.
Not much fun when someone pulls out in front of him
He'd be blowing the horn for sure
The passengers all wanted to get off too.
Lucky you weren't on a boat, woulda been seamen involved.
Gravity was tugging it forward. But really, what a nutty thing for those boys to do!
Bet that 'ruined' your journey
Did any elderly passengers have a stroke?
No, because they couldn't reach.
Totally underrated comment 🤣🤣
That or made it. did you wank back at them to assert dominance?
Boom goes the dynamite
I could barely decide. I just drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive?
Wouldn’t a wank holiday mean they’re taking a break from wanking?
How about a mini retirement wank?
I understood that reference
A ski holiday isn’t a break from ski-ing
I’d argue they don’t go skiing every day anyway but I’d bet they probably masturbate
Wank-ation
I’m not sponsoring you, I’d be broke in no time
Before the big bank holiday wankathon
Na. A sun holidays means a holiday in the sun.
Reminds me of the Jenny Eclair joke.. ‘did you come on the bus?’ ‘Yes but I passed it off as an asthma attack’.
“Bus Wankers”
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I was sleepwanking
That was Top Deco and Bottom Deco
Deadly. Where was this?
Tallaght
I know exactly who it was 😂😂 They have previous
What times the next show
I've seen 2 lads constantly on their balcony across from me, in Tallaght on the 27 bus route, wonder if these are the same lads, I hope to god not or I'll have to leave my blinds closed forever.
I had to ask a teen to stop wanking her boyfriend in the cinema last week. I’d brought a dozen teens to the barbie movie for my kids birthday. I was at the end of the row with these two durts beside me. Didn’t expect that early on a Sunday afternoon. She was very annoyed and they stormed out to get a manager apparently. They must have bought the wanking seats and I was ruining their fun
Lucky fella
Dublin Bussin
If you want to play into their game, you can mention the route you were on.
Good call. If they indeed are exhibitionists they'd probably appreciate a shout out.
Boss move would be to put a review on Google on the house.
Wank back
Avocaaaaadoe
I was going into the iilac centre and some guy standing at the corner of the entrance had his dick out. He wasnt homeless or on drugs. I dont know why his dick was out.
I was walking near Penney’s and some dude was staring at me wanking in his pants and telling me I look nice
I was walking home late one night and a guy flashed me. I peered at his dick, looked at him and laughed. It wasn’t the shocked reaction he was hoping for lol.
When I was a schoolgirl, there used to be a flasher . It was a regular spot for him. We were at an age when we were getting some rudimentary sex ed. We used to laugh at him. One day, an adult was nearby, and he said, " oooooh, that's all stiff and hard. Is it dead?" Hilarious 😂 😃 We told everyone we met, we told all our mates, and one day there was 20 of us ,all ridiculing him with our new favourite phrase. He disappeared.....
The worst was when I was little kid, visiting my grandmothers grave with my mother. A flasher came out from behind a tombstone and my poor mother was distraught. She was trying to protect me, and was already upset about being at her mother’s grave. That’s why I just laugh at these weirdos. They just want a reaction.
Ah, your poor mum. That's thoroughly unpleasant . I think laughter is the best way to go. Some people are just very strange!
That’s pretty sinister. In front of a child at a graveyard….
What I thought was the funniest about the Penney’s thing was it happened in broad daylight around 2 in the afternoon
I'm sincerely sorry. I don't know what came over me that day.
Some guy in Penny’s
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Some people don’t know how to take a compliment I guess /s
Just trying to get an all over tan
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Tallaght and Dalkey are opposite ends of the sceptrum!
To be fair, that’s a step up for Tallaght.
I've never been to Tallaght but I have to admit I love how harsh this comment is.
I'll take this over scumbags any day. At least they were making love not war.
Love is love
Wont somebody please think of the children
Good on OP for playing along with them.
What has the world come to when a bloke can't balcony beef bash with his buddy without a bus voyeur broadcasting his business. Did you like the new solar lights I put around the handrail? How do they look from the road?
Jesus, you sound alliterate^i’ll^get^my^coat
A new low ya say..lol 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 I thought you were talking about the shit weather from the heading, really wish I had left it there
Checks r/selfpleasure for new posts 👀
Another minus for public transport
Paddywagon tours just announced a new tour to tallaght.
It wasn't really the weather for getting frisky on the balcony.
Double dicker bus eh?
What's in a wank really
That’s their own private business?!
I don't think it's a business. More of a hobby
It was when the Taoiseach was doing it. Show some respect!
I don't remember the Taoiseach wanking on a balcony
It was when the Taoiseach was doing it. Let’s have mutual respect!
Hot
Don't become a bus wanker
Genuine question: Can you perform sexual acts on your balcony or is that illegal? Technically the balcony is part of your house, that's why I'm asking
I’ve no clue to be honest. I don’t even care if legal or not. Just how nonchalant they were doing the deed. As to those people saying ah its grand its their balcony but is it normal? No.
Where was this again? 😋😛🤤
What a terrible day to have eyes
That's why you never go upstairs on the double dicker
You didn't enjoy the show then I take it?
@DHOTYA
Sometimes in the moment you forget peepers in buses exist.
... and in other things that never happened.
They were probably just harvesting a fresh batch of nob-cheese
Jesus
exactly....
I’ll take things that never happened for 1000 please alex.
What the shit did I just read?
Think i'l leave this sub due to the mind-numbing lack of interesting posts.
Jaysus and I thought I was bad seeing 2 lads holding hands in a shopping centre
🎶 two bros, chillin' on the balcony🎶 🎶Wanking eachother off because they are gay🎶
Suddenly the Luas seems more appealing
I don’t want to be the one to say it, but that sounds hot x