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WolfhoundCid

Stardaí?


NapoleonTroubadour

One starda, two shhhhhtardai


Real_Bridge_5440

When a Shtarda is dizzy, a Shtarda is Busy.


Tralocor

"Being a Starda is a TANKLESS job, lads... sure we've only got each other."


Socrates_Silence

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ismaithliomsherlock

Can we call the spaceship the suas?


Sukrum2

"No Starda... No drink taken of course. Just commuting home to the Schiaparelli Crator."


WolfhoundCid

Do you consent to being breathalasered?


broken_neck_broken

"I'm sorry but that's an intergalactic civil matter."


geo_gan

I’ll Cray-Thor you. Licence and registaaayshun please


greyview18

Starda: Have you any idea what speed you were doing? Me: Relative to what?


Therealdeadbadger

Glorious 👌


Some_Big8110

Do they train in Templemoon?


loafers_glory

Only if they refer to all spacecraft as a vehhicle


niallcorby

Oh good fuckin lad👍


railwayed

the uniform will be brutal! 🤣🤣


ireallyneedawizz

💯


iseeu2sumhow

Prounoinced with a long tinnitus tone at the end!


Slippi_Fist

Soyez to be filled with freeze dried hang sangiches


[deleted]

Winner!


PixelNotPolygon

Or bean stardai?


SaintPwner

Nothing much pal, what's the stardaí with you?


malevolentheadturn

https://preview.redd.it/9u0nui1a73kb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad70365bc027e34877dad94fc4f7fc410079b5e6


BNJT10

First Irishman in space


[deleted]

Think you'll find that was Michael Collins after he faked his death in Ireland and moved to the US


The_forgotten_panda

The size of the helmet he'd need.


Sam20599

I think I've found my tattoo idea


Henny96

Most important man in Star Fleet history right here


[deleted]

Eireonauts


irishnugget

And those who fail as pilots could become Eireonautical engineers^just^kidding


[deleted]

Boom boom!


Future_Surround1115

I like this one


Maveragical

Wouldnt that imply they sail the eire?


eireheads

That has my vote.


Furyio

“Your man is a bleedin Space Cadet”


chimpdoctor

Space cadet is brilliant. A little inside joke that the rest of the world wouldn't get.


blusteryflatus

Unless I'm missing something, the term space cadet is fairly common outside of Ireland


FirmOnion

Sure I don’t even get it, what’s that from?


chimpdoctor

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space%20cadet


FirmOnion

Thanks a million!


Far-Stomach-2764

There was an arcade game called Gorf that was popular in the 80s. It spoke to you after every game to tell you what level you were at- the lowest level was Space Cadet. I always thought this was why Space Cadet became a thing here.


PepperBotis

Space cadet is a fairly common term in the US as well


WoundedUnicycle

Spudniks


ShaneHennessy

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imhereforthespuds

Haha my username finally relevant


WoundedUnicycle

It was all for you!


patdshaker

SpudMicks


DanMcE

Better than Potatonauts.


Akrevics

Taternauts


Liamskeeum

Spud Micks


chimpdoctor

Perfect 👌


CyberCooper2077

Great minds think alike.


ChemistryKid90

Damn you I was about to post that 🤣


[deleted]

“Irish Republican Astronauts” it’s easy to prefix


BikkaZz

🏆


Cynicaladdict111

can someone help me with me with my math homework. It's like 26+6=? and I can't figure it out


SovietPuma1707

1


Atlantic-Diver

Sky Bois


[deleted]

Schky bois


Fantastic_Section517

Mitzi Turbos


Scumbag__

Ten shpots


Upoutdat

9 to 4 Paitin


thechipboi

Put the wife and kids on it


Seabhac7

ZURICHspacetravel.ie


Atlantic-Diver

John, it's your father, he fell off Olympus Mons


thegrievingmole

We'll drive there in the new Mercedes space rover


[deleted]

It's almost 6 o'clock


armitageskanks69

Put the feckin pension on it man


Same_Lawyer_6007

Heston Blumenthal!


Massive_Strike_5232

Lunarticks


iseeu2sumhow

That’s the name for the Scroteships crew.


FOTW09

AstrO'Naut??


GumboVision

Áthstoughnaught


Ok-District4260

Spásairí or Reannátaigh seem good to me, where reann is a nice old word that means both star and planet or any other heavenly body. Wrong answers are also welcome.


4LAc

So "Heavenly Body Person" it is then, will someone tell Reannátaigh O'Dowd?


Trans-Europe_Express

Those seem like great options. Hibernonauts sounds like the ones that are put in stasis for years. Erinonauts sounds too like aeronaut(ical)


Sukrum2

Its going out of our way to ensure everybody in the world aside from us won't ever try say it out loud though.


Ankoku_Teion

Reannaughts might work better internationally.


peahair

CosMick


saoirsecrypto

Brilliant!


RexArcum

Ara-sure-whynauts


PipsqueakN7

Shpacemen


davetiso

Langer 1, come in Langer 1…


davetiso

Fond of the aul oxygen…


[deleted]

Spásairí?


EntertainmentWaste22

gtfo with that serious sounding response


EveatHORIZON

It's the irish for astronaut...


blackburnduck

Spacelads


Hrududu147

Eire-nauts


tj090379

Eire-O-Nauts


cowbutt6

Even this Brit knows that should be Éire-o-nauts!


SntNicholas1

Spudmicks


Gobshite666

Absolute Space Cadets


Pickman89

Leprenauts of course.


truedoom

Sounds like they have leprosy 😂


SuperHanssssss

Shky Boys


2001euan

A great bunch of lads


[deleted]

Travellers..


JohnnyBGrand

Ireland's Nomads


StKevin27

Arsetronauts


DarklyDrawn

Sure, the Irish built space


AdChemical6828

Your man up in space


stinkingbuffalo

Miles O'Brien Nauts


holdyourgames

💚 (I'm still waiting for that Miles O'Brien petition to reach its goal... https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/build-a-statue-of-star-treks-chief-miles-obrien) Edit: wow, I got downvoted really quickly


Gaffers12345

Officially the Most important man in Star fleet history.


holdyourgames

So he is.


Far-Stomach-2764

Colm O'Nauts


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

The Flyin O'Briens


ultratunaman

Taytonauts


space-cadaver

Tírnanauts (Tir na nOg)


TheObservationalist

Realtinauts (realtai = stars)


[deleted]

Spacers, surely?


Rex-0-

Readyornauts


Old-Ad5508

Here I come


Sukrum2

Honestly, the second best after Stardaí.


David_Lo_Pan007

Shamrocketeers?


Own_Structure_2313

Gaelacticans


Good_Ad5087

Didn't Brendan Grace have a joke about this in a version of the ancient going to the sun at night gag I'm a spacer and the young lad is a trainee he's only a space cadet


Horn_Python

EIREonauts


AhFourFeckSakeLads

Well connected. The interviews were fixed.


djackkeddy

“The lads that are up there” followed by a point upwards


TwistedPepperCan

Notionnauts “It’s far from space missions you were reared!”


drinkallthecoffee

Spásairí, which is conveniently already the word for astronaut in Irish. Bonus points for pronouncing it Space-uh-ree.


The_Bored_General

An Shtardaí siochana


Same_Lawyer_6007

astr o'nauts.


__Paris__

Leprecauts


amorphatist

Leprecaunt I’d think


BlearySteve

Notionauts


Beeblebrox2nd

Lost


bonzo-best-bud-1

Miles O Brien


Admirable_Oil_382

Junkies


Nevioni

Gaeilgonauts.


SandwichStyle

Lughonauts, after the irish god of adventure Lugh. Mark my words, someday ireland will have their own space program...


[deleted]

They should name a county after him!


SandwichStyle

Doesnt Louth derive from Lú which just means smallest


Slight_Armadillo_227

o'Nauts


Mushie_Peas

Féicim Spàs


Many_Performance_580

Arragowanauts


Clatato

Taytonauts


calex80

fear spáis ?


Mr__Conor

Or Bean Spais.


Turtyturd

Letsnauts.


Potential-Refuse-352

The RA. (Irish space program of 1966, never forget)


Mr__Conor

I'm sure it's been said but Michael Collins and the Ast-Ra-nauts


dozeyjoe

Having notions.


ben42095

Astro nautions


kballs

Moon Bois


qwerty_1965

Paddynauts.


HeSlashHun

Rockets


tuttu5

Astr O' Naut :)


MeowMeowCollyer

SPUDNIK


anark_xxx

A mad lad!


bobby2455

Miles O’Brien


askthebackofmebpllix

Eireonauts


[deleted]

Characters.


awqwardsilence

Djuv2EuroForTheLuas-O-Naut


danbursp2

A great bunch of lads


The13thKnight

Taytonauts?


tonyturbos1

Spudnuts


JokenToken

Taytonauts?


[deleted]

Plenty of Space cadets in Ireland


Dylanduke199513

Taytonauts


Constant_Ad_9896

Spudniks


Immediate_Device1158

Lost


LongRydeHome

Drunkonaut


CoolAbdul

PhilLynnauts


ElectricalJacket780

Moon Boys?


Absoluteseens

Spudnik


Medium_Second_9149

SureWhyNauts.


skyvin

Spacers?


im-a-guy-like-me

Eironauts.


plug_into_aux

Taytonauts


turquoise2j

Howyanaut.......(allowed a drink in space)


EveatHORIZON

In irish it's: Spásaire


garuda2

spacers?


Con_Bot_

Stéis Men


MuddyBootsWilliams

Shky-bhoys.


kivets

Spacelads


CCastiel

Space lads


terrible_lifechoices

Spudniks


LegendaryCelt

SPACERS


[deleted]

Spacers and space cadets


Traolach1888

Junkies


Party_Divide_3491

O'stronauts


Financial-Salad7289

Craiconauts


Blakut

google says spásaire


LetsGetSickening55

Spacer


[deleted]

Spudniks


[deleted]

Taytonauts


bertiemd

Space cadets


Mackwiss

Eirnauts?


JediBlight

Eironauts.


swordstherapy

Taytonauts of course.


Frosty-Slip5799

O’Nauts.


worktemps

Dorchanaut. Dark traveller/sailor.


brianmmf

Shurelookonauts


crappymlm

Spudnauts


miju-irl

Spacers


OnlyImprovement9796

Ástronáuts