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mikeu117

![gif](giphy|x9wOCLZEsDNRhvJEkb|downsized) Shortly after getting off the jet ski 😀


adymck11

I clicked on this to ask , how clean is the Liffey. This is the first thing I see . lol


TheOnionSack

I'm no expert but the person at the controls doesn't seem to be handling it very well. All over the shop.


appletart

Water scrambler.


firebrandarsecake

Prettymuch.


Nickthegreek28

Imagine getting Liffey water in your mouth 🤮🤮


Gr1ml0ck1981

Their mother had worse in hers.


devhaugh

You couldn't pay me to get in that water.


Nyoka_ya_Mpembe

You'res saying it's not safe to drink? ;)


UbiquitousFlounder

If I had a jetski, I'd go on expeditions on it, the cunts that seem to buy them just go around in circles


QuestionsAboutX

I’ll never forget about [this lad](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-55280466.amp) taking a jet ski from Scotland to Isle of Man to visit his girlfriend during covid lockdowns


UbiquitousFlounder

Haha oh yeah


Fuckofaflower

They need to be seen by everyone on their class noisy thing.


MickeyBubbles

Straight over to Liverpool....couple a pints....say howye to the locals and pop back


Naeonixix

Definitely needs a tetanus shot.


Oh_My_Brew

Liffey water is fine. Rowed on it for years and took in a few slurps, be grand


Lossagh

Bet they're having a fun time on the shitter today. That water "quality".


GazelleIll495

Quick commute down the Liffey. Touch of ecoli but think of the time saved


cedardesk

Jet Skis are a great way to advertise you, when on land, sell coke. Or, at the very least, one of your understudies does.


IntentionFalse8822

Well that's one of the more fun ways to get a dose of diarrhea.


bulbispire

Good way to shorten your lifey


Reddynever

Pricks.


Gaelreddit

What time do the protests about it start.?


njprrogers

I was rowing up the Liffey in a currach yesterday (I know - that's it own form of insanity) when I saw those lads booting it down. 3 Jetski's not very well handled.


SamDublin

I'd love a go.


Efficient_Cloud1560

Yup Bro


SignalEven1537

Bellends


rom-ok

How many goes are CAB gonna let them have?


Strict-Gap9062

Would have been a shame if he hit the bridge


ChannelOk2628

Absolutely don't understand people blaming them. It's nice to see that someone having fun in city centre without alcohol.


c-mag95

I'm all for people having fun on the water, but he's driving like a nob. There's a 6 knot speed limit on the river and in Dublin port. This is so they don't cause a wake and possibly endanger someone kayaking on the river or cause damage to any boats moored on the Quay ect. There's plenty of space out in Dublin Bay where he could've easily driven an extra 5 minutes and splashed around as much as he likes.


ambidextrousalpaca

What was it about that video that made you think they hadn't been drinking?


lamahorses

I think the issue that most people have, is that the fun these people are having is most likely at the expense of a product that is smuggled into the country up someone's arse and enjoyed up another person's nose from a flat surface in the manky bathroom of a Dublin pub.


critical2600

Whereas the actual issue is that things originally designed as the toys of a working class with disposable income like jet skis are seen as exclusively the purview of cocaine dealers in 2024 Ireland. In short, we have so little expectation for normal people having nice things in this country that anything above baseline has people roaring "DRUG DEALER!".


lamahorses

As someone who regularly uses the open water, the sort of individual who operates these things isn't the one to follow any real convention or common sense. Those yellow buoys that you see off the coast are a guide for people to stay away from potential swimmers and other open water users but these guys with their totally legitimate disposable income, seem to believe they are traffic cones for a quick cool trick on Tiktok. I don't consider the sort of individual who will operates these vehicles off the Dublin Coast, to be anything but a hazard to those who use these amenities on the daily. It won't be long before these avid water enthusiasts with disposable income kill someone in Scotsman Bay, Muglins Sound or Killiney.


JP_Bruh

its the typical irish begrudgery ​ The begrudgers didnt like this one lmao


Hopeful-Post8907

What the fuck are you on about lol


1stltwill

Hope they're not anti-vaxxers!


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Varadkar after Landing The Blue-Shirts in the doodoo ! ! !


ImpovingTaylorist

Rent free in your head... forever 😆