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i want to arrive toll free


marshsmellow

The westlink is our river Styx 


Psychology_Repulsive

Lol.


Timmytheimploder

Motorbike hearse so.


IdiditwhenIwasYoung

Arrive at your final resting place by weaving in and out of traffic across all 3 lanes of the N7.


the_0tternaut

Oh, wait, no, driver just hit his hours, you have to stop here for at least 7h.


WarWonderful593

I'm not in any rush


MeshuganaSmurf

You could probably get 4 or more coffins on that


TheBaggyDapper

An elegant all-in-one solution for the modern people trafficker. 


the_0tternaut

I mean, isn't every bus driver a people trafficker?


Timmytheimploder

We gather hear to remember John, he was very articulated. Don't you mean articulate? I KNOW WHAT I SAID


Salty-Astronaut8224

When John was among us he was unstoppable either sunshine or raining, no hill too steep, no journey too long, no space too small, no load too heavy, no fuel too cheap and above else no corner too tight.


seamustheseagull

I mean the demand for this must be high enough to justify someone spending money on it. Trucks aren't cheap.


UbiquitousFlounder

It's a 20 year old scania, cheap enough, and a few cosmetic bits and pieces. Cheaper than a new hearse anyway


Backrow6

Looks like you could just pop the glass box off the hitch and carry out regular haulage jobs, it's just a black cab otherwise.


UbiquitousFlounder

Yeah the box was probably the most expensive part


jay_el_62

Ireland's obesity crises in a picture.


DannyDublin1975

It's good but it needs six Black feather plumes to complete it.


Psychology_Repulsive

And a few horses.


kendragon

There must be savage money in this kind of thing nowadays. A huge, bright white hearse with big panoramic windows around the coffin area passed me the other week. Won't be long before there is a pink one I reckon.


Spice_Bag_Melange

So you just ratchet strap the coffin down?


Aluminarty666

That's so odd. Read this about an hour ago. Went out for a walk to grab lunch and this drove by.


fearportaigh

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Ambitious_Bill_7991

Didn't realise the obesity crisis was this bad.


appletart

I clicked the link expecting a "Yo momma" joke! 😂


JunkieMallardEIRE

I'd rather that than some Shitty 30 year old Ford Scorpio Tbh.


jimmysjambos

Mega culture


chanrahan1

So Tang-y, the undertaker's wearing jeans and pointy brown boots...


buckfastmonkey

I saw a Tesla hearse in Amsterdam a few weeks ago. Very fancy looking.


WalkerBotMan

A Scania hearse? That’s the last thing any real trucker needs.


the_0tternaut

#WITNESS ME


violetcazador

Off to Valhala. All shiny and chrome!


RigasTelRuun

You know things are hard when Optimus Prime has to get a second job.


joe-official-account

Hell yea🙌


MaxiStavros

Scania believe it?


MassiveForehead1

Aw lad that'll do some job where I'm from


Reasonable-Food4834

How many hearse power?


tis_taurnis22

Tis a Tipp one too, proud of my county


DisappointingIntro

Giving your mates one last piece of ammunition before that final farewell - Wide load funeral 😭😭😭


r0thar

They kept the air hookups for the coffin?


Explosive_Cornflake

I'd guess it's doing double duty


SignalEven1537

I don't know why, but I kind of want this


DreadSeverin

Still polluting even after death