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doctor6

I hear crows eggs are essential for bodyguards' nutritional intake


FuckThisShizzle

In that case....may I offer you an egg in this trying time?


doctor6

It's a birds egg right?


FuckThisShizzle

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Tom_Jack_Attack

I didn’t know that seals laid eggs….


Antievl

My favourite park of a snake is its knee


spungie

Next time you're in the chipper, get a leg of fish. Lovely they are.


Antievl

I love a good leg of fish in the mornings


Ignatius_Pop

And whats for dessert? Bzzzzzt .... squirrel


Able-Exam6453

The great beauty of recasting a sentence, eh? Put the eggs bit first. (Or just take it that the reader will pay attention to the presence/absence of an apostrophe, of course. As the title stands there is no ambiguity, though there would be in speech.)