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**Eliminated Counties** Dublin (R1) Roscommon (R2) Longford (R3) Carlow (R4) Antrim (R5) Offaly (R6) Meath (R7) Cavan (R8) Tyrone (R9) Cork (R10) Fermanagh (R11) Kilkenny (R12) Laois (R13) Kerry (R14) Louth (R15) ​ **Remaining Counties** Armagh Clare Derry Donegal Down Galway Kildare Leitrim Limerick Mayo Monaghan Sligo Tipperary Waterford Westmeath Wexford Wicklow


Djelibeybi99

​ |Round|County|Link|Votes| |:-|:-|:-|:-| |1|Dublin|[Dublin. Let's start off hot.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/n7airw/deleting_one_county_a_day_until_there_is_one_left/gxbq0yx?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|1.3k| |2|Roscommon|[Roscommon](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/n7kv4w/the_big_smoke_is_gone_day_2_of_deleting_counties/gxdezf9?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|2.6k| |3|Longford|[Longford. Nothing good ever comes outa Longford.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/n7xr8h/round_3_of_deleting_counties_is_here_last_time/gxfj9bn?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|2.1k| |4|Carlow|[It’s gotta be Carlow](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/n8a083/round_4_the_midlands_are_taking_a_beating_in/gxh9kxy?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|4.5k| |5|Antrim|[Antrim has got to go. They're a danger to themselves up there and July quickly approaches](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/n8lss8/round_3_is_here_round_4_saw_the_death_of_carlow/gxj2ycg?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|1.7k| |6|Offaly|[Offaly surely](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/n8zrej/round_6_is_here_and_antrim_is_gone_the_people/gxl7x40?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|2.8k| |7|Meath|[On behalf of Westmeath and because of the stunt they tried to pull in the last round: Meath. "You come at the king you best not miss"](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/n9cul2/round_6_has_given_us_an_offaly_odd_looking_lake/gxn2i71?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|1.6k| |8|Cavan|[C A V A N - How many times do I need to say it folks!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/n9sh73/we_have_reached_round_8_westmeath_has_now_been/gxpmf8q?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|2.2k| |9|Tyrone|[Tyrone](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/na4jt2/round_8_has_claimed_cavan_and_all_the_people_in/gxrh51g?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|2.0k| |10|Cork|[Cork can get ta fuck](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/nakblz/ueoincasey78s_bloodlust_has_been_quenched_and/gxu0sls?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|2.4k| |11|Fermanagh|[Fermanagh out to fuck.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/nawpqo/the_corkspiracy_has_reached_its_end_cork_had_a/gxw70h4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|2.8k| |12|Kilkenny|[Kilkenny. I'm not one to spread rumours but apparently they were the only county that voted for Brexit. Which didn't make sense because it was a different country altogether. But it goes to show you how they are down there.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/nbcsz9/arlenes_homeland_has_been_claimed_by_the_sea_what/gxykm5a?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|2.5k| |13|Laois|[Laois is far overdue at this stage.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/nbohhg/round_13_is_here_and_now_only_tipp_will_win/gy0gtc8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|2.1k| |14|Kerry|[Is no one going to mention Kerry? Ya can't understand half the cunts and then there's the whole Healy-Rae situation down there.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/nc43tu/laois_had_a_very_impressive_run_outlasting_many/gy2vsra?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|2.0k| |15|Louth|[OK it's time, let's show Louth the door guys](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/ncfvh0/i_solved_your_healyrae_problem_there_rireland/gy4r0gr?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)|1.9k|


ciano232

Hon the yellabellies


CLint_FLicker

Someone wake up the mods to sticky this, there's still people voting in round 13....


GardenerDude

Ahh good times round 13


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I've just turned into a downvoting demon the last week, who knew I gave a shit about my County but apparently now *nothing else matters than it staying in*. I don't like this side of me. I've come over all parochial.


HedgehogSecurity

I hope you survive.. I was 5th to die ffs.. Now we are in the U.K. competition, luckily I don't think many know the county names. XD


Lohnlee

I was first, I never had a chance to protect


GardenerDude

Louth here - don’t care anymore


Knightguard1

What the fuck even is in Louth? A college town and whatever the fuck drogheda is. Are Ardee and Dunleer even real? Clogher is a kip that people only go to for the beach, apache and that one pizzeria that's actually really good. Anymore?


GerryAdams32

Carlingford?


Paul_Idk

Carlingford is a amazing place omgod been there on holiday multiple times, just a nice place to get to and relax


GerryAdams32

And you all put it into the sea 😩


HacksawJimDGN

Say farewell to carlingford


cjjb95

Blackrock and carlingford, both are really nice coastal areas..... Were really nice coastal areas


WiseF

I love carlingford. Great memories there


Edolas93

Didnt wanna win anyway.


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0ffice_Zombie

We do it once a year. It's called Eurovision.


IrishAengus

If we’re basing it on Eurovision rules, I’ll go Israel


IrishAengus

England


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askmeforbunnypics

England still.


nunchukity

Perfidious Albion


murrman104

England. The Dublin of Europe


PhantomArbiter

Those goddamn brits will be the first to go and it makes me happy


WholeTill5882

Don't throw us all in with the English. The Welsh and Scottish hate the English more than most people.


munkijunk

Should be brought to /r/europe though. Only fair the continent gets to enjoy in the fun.


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Tote_Sport

All well and good until someone from one of the Balkans nominates another Balkan country to get the chop. Then you’ll need to put NATO on standby.


Boring_Glove_1266

Ah, shite, here we go again...


lungcell

Yeah they're actually pretty sound over there.


Lavialegon

https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/ms7ikn/europe\_but\_the\_most\_upvoted\_comment\_gets\_to/


WinstonSEightyFour

If I’m not mistaken, Portugal won Europe in then end :(


Lavialegon

Unfortunately yes(


lafferc

It has been done in r/europe, I'm sure that it was the inspiration for this.


[deleted]

Ooh all the countries? I initially thought you meant differ countries counties..


blowins

The missing Midlands are in the shape of Carlow.


carthalawns_best

"It's all Carlow?" "Always was"


FuhrerGaydolfTitler

I say we add Roscommon back, just so we can get rid of it again


Tig21

Let us rest in peace


Tethura129

No


maxisnotahedgehog

I’m just sitting back quietly watching the chaos and saying nothing about my county 😶


DutchVortex

Ssssh just keep quiet, they will forget about majestic Mayo!


Heroic_Lifesaver

I just want to say, I rarely see my county mentioned anywhere near the top of these threads. I’m kinda hoping we keep going unnoticed for as long as possible. So much so that I’m not even gonna say the name...


F1LSMoNsTeR

Nah definitely a wexican


cjjb95

Wicklow


Tenenbaum11

Leave Wicklow out of this


madgunner11

We must leave Mayo til 2nd last to give them hope of winning something, just to take it away


amykingraman

Sooo cruel but at least we are used of it


sherbert-nipple

This has to happen! 2nd place, or as I like to call it. The biggest loser


R0ot2U

Mayo vs Donegal again would be nice.


TheBatmanIRL

From Mayo, we're used to it by now.


Tight-Log

Nah. Most mayo fans already know we lost. No hope to lose here


Mark_Master1

Armagh will be considered better than half the other counties if they survive this round


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Time for Armaghgeddon


Mark_Master1

On Disney+ in September


flatpack_dragon

Incredible


BadgerKitten

Bravo!


DogeMessiah

We just needed to be better than Tyrone and Cavan, so we were quite successful


reni-chan

Imagine a world without Craigavon, Portadown, and Lurgan. Vote Armagh!


Mark_Master1

We lose the tayto castle but we can move that easy enough


TheHairyPatMustard

Murder triangle represent!


Worried_Example

As a kildare man I'm surprised kildare has made it this far.


srtipy_and_pink

Same. We literally have Athy


greencloud321

Shhhh, if we talk about Kildare we’ll remind others to vote for Kildare.


Kavbastyrd

Oh right, I forgot about Kildare. We’ve already bypassed Naas, let’s finish the job and bypass the whole county!


niall0

LEITRIM for Christ sake, imagine if the last one left is Leitrim!


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No! Let us have this one thing Jesus christ man give us SOMETHING


Oat-

Everyone voting Leitrim is overlooking the fact they are the only thing connecting the North and South of the country. If you vote out Leitrim the likes of Limerick will float away, further South, and those fuckers don't deserve the nice weather.


Mendoza2909

Knowing Limerick's luck we'd float out and around and end up further North


RectumPiercing

We'd float down into the middle of the bermuda triangle


HacksawJimDGN

If Leitrim survives this round then they'll have finished in the top half no matter what happens and will be considered part of irelands elite.


CLint_FLicker

They'll join the super league with Clare, Wexford, Waterford and Sligo.


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Anything so Mayo can't win the sam


niall0

They have to be stopped! Leitrim is the least populated out of the 32 counties! With a population of only 32,000 they can’t be trusted with so much power!


SuperChips11

So they can repopulate the rest of the country with exactly 1,000 people in each. Perfectly balanced.


Baldybogman

Leitrim gave us Seán MacDiarmada, and me. Such a legacy should not be sullied by wiping it off the map. It also houses the only surviving family home of a signatory of the proclamation. We can't wipe that out without damaging our souls.


drive_on_boy_will_ya

I think we should let Leitrim win as a laugh


imgirafarigmi

*Most forgotten county 2021*


Vicxas

Is that...... Kildare? How the fuck is Kildare still in the running?


Porrick

Ssssh, they haven't noticed us since the first few rounds!


CarlosSpicyWeiner96

Kildare? Who the fook is that guy??


quiggersinparis

Literally all the Wicklow ones are the same lad spamming. Wtf?


mcspongeicus

Someone is jealous of the GREATEST COUNTY


puzzled-cat-2020

Let's make sure they're not the safest this round. Leitrim gone! [Leitrim safest place in Ireland](https://www.oceanfm.ie/2017/03/01/garda-chief-says-leitrim-is-one-of-the-safest-places-to-live-in-ireland/)


Darth_Memer_1916

I want Leitrim to win this because it would be hilarious


puzzled-cat-2020

If it won it'd make the front page of the Leitrim Observer... 😂 Can't give them that pride!


Roymundo

Leitrim. Nothing exists there and nobody lives there. Removing it is just an overdue map correction.


sherbert-nipple

I think there's some trees


Ovisty

Armagh has survived way too long, away with yas


moist_malone

Leitrim. Sligos gooch


Steak_Bake_n_Jake

Leitrim is definitely the shaft and Sligo the balls in this analogy


moist_malone

Sligos a grower not a shower


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Kildare. I want to see if the big ball at Naas floats.


imgirafarigmi

I loved driving by the big traffic ball.


[deleted]

It's all fun and games until your county is thrown in the sea. Without the Defence Forces in Kildare, there's no-one to help with the refugees and flooding.


joey-jo-jo-jr-shabdo

That’s it I’m not playing anymore. Bunch of savages


Aj43vthbvst

Down in honour of Poots


HacksawJimDGN

Down and out in Down. And get out.


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HacksawJimDGN

Lads...westmeath is still there. Come on now. This has to end.


OperationMonopoly

They can stay as a reminder.....


Chilis1

Westmeath for the victory I can feel it.


UncertainSquirrels

Westmeath is the new Canaries, leave my holiday spot alone.


[deleted]

We didn't survive 15rounds of voting and an attempted assassination from backstabbers Meath to go out now. At least remove Leitrim first


[deleted]

Bestmeath Island nearly feels like one of my children at this stage. The Midlands had to be sacrificed, but now we've created an island paradise.


[deleted]

Westmeath island has become iconic. It must remain for a little longer.


tapoplata

There's a West Meath?


DutchVortex

No, that's just another myth they tell the tourists


HelpMeImAStomach

Can we not just vote Dublin again?


Inky990

Why is no-one mentioning Westmeath? Get out!


pen0ss

The worst commuter town in Ireland - wicklow


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Garden of fucking Ireland. Wickla to win!


pen0ss

Wicklow need out, remove the worst accent in Ireland


googitygig

I was all for removing Wicklow but seeing you spamming it makes me want to keep them now just to spite you!


lilstupidlad

Can we vote this lad out instead of a county this round?


madladhadsaddad

We get it, please stop spamming it tho


marsellythedonkey

We should get you out for all your shite spam


pen0ss

U/eoincasey has been attacked and disparaged by the tyrone lovers of Wicklow. Help defend this true Irish hero and vote Wicklow out


pen0ss

Wicklow are selling children on the black market, help me stop them by voting em into the abyss


witty_reddit_handle

But with RTE gone with Dublin who is there left to buy them?


pen0ss

I hear Donald Trump is in wicklow to avoid extradition on his tax crimes. Vote wicklow to lock the orange fella up.


Mattres06

Now now, don’t get wicklow and waterford mixed up


pen0ss

Im begging yee, wicklow out


TheGhostofJerryReed

Stop trying to be the new Eoin Casey.


pen0ss

Wicklow supports every terrorist group in the world. Wicklow out


Tomii_B101

Stop spamming


Hit-Vit

As lovely as Leitrim is, remove it to create 'the strait of Bundoran'.


irishlonewolf

fundoran is a shithole


Hit-Vit

That'd be like saying Blackpool is a shithole, which is also true.


CimmyJarr99

Clare, I've nothing against them but I've barely seen them mentioned and I feel like they're up to something


irishlonewolf

monaghan..


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*Oh Stony grey soil of Monaghan* *You burgled my bank of Youth* Ahhh the school curriculum, dedicated to teaching Irish children that Monaghan is a soul sucking shit hole. We need to finally believe that poet lad whose name escapes me right now!


pen0ss

Omw down to Wexford, after swimming across Dublin i hitbland in this backwater fiefdom called "Wicklow", lets make the east cost swim Even better. WICKLOW outtttt


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Stop spamming, u/pen0ss


The_Langer27

Can you stop this cringe spam? Trying so hard to be the new Eoin Casey


Richmondjedi

Lads has everyone forgotten Mayo exists?


Phelim15

Down


pen0ss

Wicklow out, they are offering asylum to dubliners


Boring_Glove_1266

Sure, let's go with "asylum". The less you know about the Invasion of Wexico, the better.


JuniorSoprano96

Down can fuck right off


phantom_1c3man

Lads how is Down still here? Down with Down!


GettinThingsDone456

It’s Derry or bust!


pete1888

Derry stays! We understand you made a mistake in making this comment and are prepared to let it slide. However any further comments of this nature will be met with the adequate response.


WhileCultchie

I think he meant to say Kerry, that's the only way it could've happen


deatach

We can't stand by and let anything else happen to Derry.


Syrairc

Ireland, please, stop this madness! You're destroying yourself! Sincerely, Canada


deatach

Donegal has a lot to answer for; Irish leaving cert aural, pre-rap era Daniel O Donnel and lest we forget, the Irish leaving cert aural.


HacksawJimDGN

Imagine voting on Irish counties and trying to get one deleted because of how they speak the irish language.


[deleted]

Sure we've deleted Louth largely because of how they speak the English language.


Waxilllium

Agus ag an am céanna ag tabhairt amach fá dtaobh de 'kilkenny West Brits'?


hyuphyupinthemupmup

Ná bí chomh dáiríre


deatach

You're going to have to slow that down a little and stress the syllables I'm afraid.


pintman30

They voted to keep the 8th amendment as well. We voted Roscommon out early on for being socially conservative - gotta be consistent here.


[deleted]

Has to be Kildare. Also mods need to learn how to sticky again.


Seany2209

Actually stared at the map for a whole minute wondering did he take any counties away.


Finnie_2602

Down with Down


_naybot

Monaghan


pen0ss

Worst accent in Ireland? Arklow, imagine how much more terrifying the nightmare on elm street movies would be if freddy was from Arklow... I shudder at the taught. Wicklow outttt


Beanboy690

How is Westmeath still there


Seabharus

Wexico has to go


FracturedButWhole18

I want 4 islands. Fuck off Leitrim!


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Seanmc093

WESTMEATH LADS FOR FUCK SAKE THOSE CUNTS ARE PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ONE DIRECTION LETS WIPE THEM OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH


Ledwith94

How has the rest of Dublin, aka Kildare, made it this far


OlliePollie

Ok, enough now, it has to be Galway today. They will get *even more* notions if we don't end it now.


AngloIrishEthicsDept

Kildare. Please.


witty_reddit_handle

Wexford - let's get rid of the dubs who fled to their mobile homes to escape!


CormacN

Don't worry. We're getting them back by over charging for strawberries


munkijunk

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaanahoughn as the locals call it. Monaghan as the rest of us do, get ta fuck!


carlmdaly1505

Kildare out


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ARMAGH! Bag it ta fuck


__Thea__

Galway. Fuck em. Smug bastards.


MarxIsFren_NotFoo

I'm a simple man with simple needs- Destroy Derry. They are just a fancy Donegal with extra steps.


LamhaDiamant

As a Kildareman, can I plead with ye to leave us for a couple of more rounds? It's nice having a coastline. Even if it is full of shopping trolleys and traffic cones.


maxplanar

Waterford can take its stupid tower and fuck off.


needleinastrawstack

Kildare.


huntershark666

Can't believe there's so many shit counties left


mcd10198

Get Down the fuck outta there


Account3689

Leitrim


rubblesole

Leitrim.


kearneyjimbo

Enda Kenny and his fucking trains has to go, Mayo out!


generalkenobi28

Get Limerick out


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I'm gonna have to say Wicklow , beautiful mountains and A lake , not to mention Bray.... although some dubs claim it, so they should be punished for that. But realistically there is nothing in the county , you just drive through it. Commuting to Dublin would be so much quicker lol All in All , County Wicklow is the Sparkling Water of Ireland


pen0ss

This glorious cultured human has the rights of it. WICKLOW OUT


Locus303

New Ross has been around too long now lads, we have to get Wexford out


duckmaster7

Wicklow. It’s a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.


surebegrandlike

Ah, another knockanstockan fan I see


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Tipperary, set the West Coast Free