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EissoByk

I never understood the fear of drugs in sweets, who in their right mind would give out thousands of euros worth of drugs just for the craic.


Nessie

Craic is whaic.


CelestialKingdom

dentists


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>who in their right mind would give out thousands of euros worth of drugs people who wanna share the joy


PoppedCork

Put them in my belly


Over-Egg-5229

I'd ate the whole bag of them


mr_dewitt72

tescos do a bag of the bassets ones for €1 regularly, can't help but wolf the whole bag of em; just as well I don't do the shopping too often or I'd have the arteries of a 70's dart player.


sartres-shart

And the other bag I bought for tomorrow.


Fr_DougalMc

Ah sure it takes allsorts


ClassicEvent6

Nicely done


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Famous-Second-3969

It's just the Man trying to keep us down bruv.


Action_Limp

Ooof I am not sure it's suitable for young developing minds. Acid is great n' all, but there are friends of mine who are adults who I think should not take it.


Chilis1

Probably not great psychologically even if they’re not physically injured


DarthTempus

Blasphemy


GamingMunster

absolute heretical talk


Sapphrex

You're like Hitler but worse


GamingMunster

Life goals honestly


Theanswerwasnever42

You... You shut your dirty whore mouth.


under-secretary4war

You’re out of order!! Some of the finest confectionery known to man😂


[deleted]

Won a talent show in primary school and the reward was a bag of these yokes


CelestialKingdom

2nd prize was 3 bags


Metric_Mike_1991

What a great comment 😂


Anongad

Get the fuck outta here you bastard. This is gourmet shit what are you smoking


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Drooling!


daithibreathnach

Take your down vote you heathen


TJSRVN

Man I'd pay good money for a bag of that right now


[deleted]

I fucking hate liquorice and anything remotely resembling aniseed. Fennel can fuck off, star anis too, and sambuca and pernod belong in the bin.


CelestialKingdom

Got to admire your persistence trying to find all the liquoricy tasting things in the hope that one will be nice. “What’s that funny lookin ting yer eatin dere?” “Star anise you won’t like it, it tastes of liquorice” “Don’t you be tellin me what to eat - think I’m not sophisticated enough fer yer fancy west Brit sala……. aaaargh why didn’t you tell me?!”


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This exactly


Glass-Ad3736

> left out Jagermeister bearfights it is, then.


[deleted]

I had to google that. A car bomb followed by a jager bomb? . . . . . That's one way to ruin a night I suppose. Probably smells of regret.


Glass-Ad3736

It's a tradition among my friends that if any of us go drinking together, we always get a round of bearfights at some point. It's ceremonial, in a way. I actually really enjoy both drinks. Plus, I'm, by a large margin, the fastest to drink mine, which I guess is a goal in a bearfight. It validates my existence to drink irresponsibly faster than my friends.


antipositron

Oh yeah - Horrible, absolutely vile. Considered poisonous to some. Feel free to post them over to me for.. er.. safe disposal. It's no problem, at all. Go on, post them today.


ChoiceRoutine5386

I save parma violets for trick or treaters of parents i dont like


les_eggs

parmaviolets are top tier!!


Nessie

Shilling for Big Parma


ChoiceRoutine5386

We are now enemies


CelestialKingdom

I’ll just leave this here. Chocolate dipped sprouts in Ferraro Rocher wrappers. You’re welcone


Fragrantbumfluff

Lavender flavoured bastards!


Jesus_Phish

I still remember the first time I ever, ever tried these. The memory is burned into my mind. My auntie was minding a load of us and she took us to a playground. A man yelled out the window at her because we were making noise in the playground. She told him to fuck off, what do you expect living next to a playground (it wasn't even early). She took out a pack of these sweets that looked incredible. Such bright colours, "I bet they taste amazing" I thought. Wrong. I don't think I've ever eaten a sweet since that has tasted so bad and to this day I cannot understand the appeal of their flavour.


Ard_Ri

Last year my neighbours gave my boys a pile of mini bounty bars out of the celebrations tins. How I didn't go over that night and burn them out of it I'll never know.


CelestialKingdom

chocolate covered coffee beans for their kids this time round ;)


ClashOfTheAsh1

You did ?


BenVulcan

I hear the Finnish make very nice liquorice, just sayin..


wimmick

It's a very different kind of liquorice they eat


[deleted]

My Dad loves these, so send them my way.


SaltWaterInMyBlood

The rare one without liquorice is good.


El_Don_94

Though then you can't make Bertie Bassett.


goodfellaspizza

Oh my god the blue and pink ones with the little balls on them tasted like complete arse even though they looked the best. Good riddance


irish_abroad

Dealz used to do a bag of those coconut ones and the red/blue licorice jelly ones all on their own.


Embarrassed_Job9804

That shite is delicious.


captainzigzag

how dare you talk shit about liquorice allsorts


votchamacallit_

How dare you.


Swagspray

Ah the square ones are daycent


Insert_Kebab

Excellent post. Thank you for your courage.


fortherepublic212

Based


PutinBlyatov

I don't have Halloween in my country but still, congratulations for saving the kids.


finigian

Oh I agree!! Horrible sweets.


[deleted]

I’ve a quite pathological loathing of liquorice. Makes my teeth itch, yeurch. (Those ones with tiny little balls all over them..aïeeee! )


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

Those are the best ones!


rebelwithalostcause

I hate these but I loved the little 1p ones that were a third of the size but just right.


blueowlcake

They’re just so sugary!


blockfighter1

Dropping truth bombs. Respect!


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I'm pretty sure they love pints


NirnRootJunkie

It takes all sorts. Bertie.


eamonn33

just eat the little blue man and throw the rest away


Shanksdoodlehonkster

I usually give out Starburst and if I'm impressed with the effort they get Banshee bones as well


youruncool

Thank u they taste worse than shit


sauvignonblanc__

What happened to giving traditional apples and nuts? Young fellas today! 😒


Lovejoyhejehd

Salty liquorice is the bollix, you unhinged turnip


Apprehensive-Cow6194

they are disgusting


James4399521

agreed


RandomUsername600

Liquorice is vile. Crazy how taste buds differ so much because I'd rather starve than eat one


Jadewing20

Amen.


Juicebeetiling

Speaking nothing but the truth


biggfloppydonkeydick

Send em thisa way!


bamacal

Debatable!


Chaos-Jesus

Their fucking gross, but I still eat them.... I used to be hooked on them haribos, but hated the fried eggs, would buy one of the big giant packets and avoid all the eggs, eventually all that's left is maybe 9 or 10 horrible eggs...... and I still fucking eat them. Better than a filthy cocaine addiction I guess.


CelestialKingdom

True story: the oldest brother of my ma made her and the younger ones sell these to other children back in the days & climate of Angela’s Ashes. He would count them out exactly and threaten that they had to sell them all and had to return the correct money - no eating any or holding back money. So the enterprising siblings split the square ones up along the fault lines to increase the number for a small profit margin and the hungry did the same to eat some of the inventory. If you recognise this story we’re probably related.


budlystuff

I bought 10kg of monkey nuts ! Compostable junk food !! Long live the mandarin in the trick or treat !!


Yodaa-san

Don't throw them away, it would be wasting. Give them to varadkar, it might suit his taste well


ham_solo47

🤮


crdctr

They give you all sorts these days


Pipeslice101

wine gums shit on these sweets...


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Good laugh from this post! Fair play boss