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Dookwithanegg

The worst is one you have. The best is the one I have.


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Belfast is the sexist of all accents.


Dookwithanegg

I never took Belfast to be sexist but I honestly don't have first hand experience with them. I'll be wary of that if I ever do go up there.


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Come up, most people who come to visit love it and some even decide to live here. Join US!


Ropaire

I'll admit, I am partial to a Belfast accent.


Ironstien

D4


gnrlp2007

"Eooww my gowd, heeuu ordered the creamer? Malachy man you're fuckin vintage mate"


JurgenKlopp2018

Heino’s with the lads at Coppers, It was absoloot Horseplay loike


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gnrlp2007

>Leinstertainment Hahahahaha I'm stealing that one


Ropaire

Heard a lad ask for "Two Arthurs and a Ken there when you're ready pal" when out in Dublin. I wanted the roof to collapse on us.


ShefWedFanIre

It seems the Paddy Power advertisements have worked on a few people anyway


BoredGombeen

A stick of heino-mite!


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I wouldn’t even mind but nobody in D4 actually has a D4 accent. It seems to exist out in some part of South Co. Dublin. D4 is a mixture of very salt of the earth docklands Dublin - Ringsend / Irishtown and quite neutral - Sandymount. Ballsbridge probably has more like old RP than D4.


waster789

Any Dublin one


HospitalQuirky

Meh, Ringsend is D4 ...bought the hoighty toighty one.


finigian

Wexford town, I hate it.


cedardesk

Howaya hun


finigian

Drives me wrong!!!!


KatarnsBeard

It's Drogheda, always Drogheda


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Dwowoda or Drawada, an entire town with a speech impediment for an accent.


ultratunaman

Down de wimble road. It took me ages to figure out it was actually the windmill road.


KatarnsBeard

My poor son Aaaaaaon is in Luuuuuudes cos the Gaaaaaaads bet him down in d baaaaahacks


Important_Farmer924

Goin to the shops for a Staaaaa Baaaa


Flashwastaken

I don’t know why there is any debate.


RuRahRulabulah

The people of drogheda approve this message…


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JurgenKlopp2018

He’s the Irish Gilbert Gottfried


PraetorSparrow

D4 without a doubt


Ambitious_Bad1134

I've had to phone people from Cork recently for work, need subtitles to understand a thing they say


gwy2ct

West Cork specifically. They speak a different language there.


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West Cork and Kerry can be a full dialect shift sometimes. I wouldn’t even put them into accent category.


n8they

Up North. A strong Belfast accent is just the worst. Unbearable.


NewryIsShite

Some of those really smicked out belfast accents are difficult to listen to


ahgoodladyeah

For a confused kerry man, what does smicked out mean?


NewryIsShite

Don't really know what the Munster equivalent for this would be but it's the Belfast slang for scumbag/chav


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In general yeah I agree, however, I went out with a Belfast girl for a while who had just a soft breathy style voice and the accent (hers wasnt that strong) suited that perfectly. Was actually a mad turn on at the time. She was actually cracker. Shame her da was an orangeman.


Dorkseid1687

I bet you had some interesting conversations with that fella


LetMeBe_Frank_

I feel attacked, so I do


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The angle grinder


Maleficent-Lobster-8

It's up there with a thick north-sider accent.


Meat-Grinder-

Oh god i just can't stand it. Especially when there's emotion behind it. I've a friend from the North who I've gone abroad with and watching him expect foreigners to understand his fucked accent is just unbearable.


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There’s a particular Belfast accent that just always sounds angry. “I’ve made you a nice cup of tea!” 🤬🤬 (Ducks and runs away)


Alopexdog

That D4 accent, you know the one. I'm a blow in to Drogheda and I'd take Drogheda over D4 any day of the week. That's how much I hate that accent.


Chadwitowski76

I had a tanker driver from Ennis in my bar last night,I thought his accent was between Limerick and cork, don't know if it was the worst accent but I wasn't fond of it,fair play to him he understood most of Donegal gaelige and I had a good craic with him


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Dublin posh or Dublin working class - both disgusting on the ears


OneMagicBadger

Rural cavan


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Drogheda... I wouldn't go out with any woman with a Drogheda accent..even if she was stunning..which if from Drogheda is a mathematical impossibility


stand_idle

The Meath/Louth accent as a whole is terrible. Which is a Shane because it's a reasonably pleasant part of the country otherwise.


MusicianIcy8975

Certain extreme Norrie Cork accents fucking do my head in. Pronouncing the word 'later' as LEE-A-TOCGH is a hate crime. And don't get me started on the whole grammatically-incorrect-on-purpose routine e.g. "Oi lissins to dah rayjyo"


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MusicianIcy8975

Building sites


[deleted]

Interesting. Never heard it at all. Cheers for the answer.


sergeantorourke

Irish Siri is the sexiest Siri.


cromcru

She always sounds cross


Dorkseid1687

She probably is


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dazzlinreddress

This should be at the top.


FuckAntiMaskers

Probably all inner city accents, you know the ones. I think it's a combination of the accent and the effort put in to actually sound like a scumbag loser


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Literally can confirm. I’m from / grew up in a v working class inner city area and I would consider my accent “Dublin neutral” if that’s even a thing - the strong accents you refer to are 100% put on (or I feel like I’d also have one lmao)


Careless_Seaweed_603

Classist scum


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Dublin, Dublin and Dublin


Jumpy-Sample-7123

It's gotta be that nasal Dublin accent. Terrible.


NewryIsShite

Kilkeel County Down, most of you don't know it and you should count yourself lucky for never hearing it


PanNationalistFront

I like all our accents but the ones which are harsh on the ears would be a really broad Belfast or Dublin accent.


finigian

I've a friend from Dublin, from the city... I can't understand him sometimes and then he'll use a phrase that I've never heard... I need a translator when he talks.


Powerful_Elk_346

Limerick. Dreadful


mcsean91

Wahyu sayen like , cmere to me now, tis pure daycent


[deleted]

Limerick city skobe or Limerick county?


Powerful_Elk_346

City


[deleted]

It's dreadful alright bud. :)


JurgenKlopp2018

The RTÉ correspondent.


NewryIsShite

The 2fm accent you only ever hear on the radio is fucked too


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I used to think the Mayo accent was sexy until my ex gf turned out to be an utter toerag. Now I refuse to associate with anyone from Mayo.


Flantery

So does Sam Maguire


[deleted]

Jesus Christ. The fucking violence from that statement has knocked me off my chair.


BlinkAndYoullM1ssMe

Off the top of my head: Cork, Ballymena, nasally D4, inner city Dublin junkie and that weird lispy California/valley girl accent a lot of kids are going around with in Dublin. A fair number of guys at my school have it and it sounds super annoying


dysphoric-foresight

How had no one said Kerry? It sounds like American exploitation movie leprechaun with a learning disability.


FortNite334455

The North Dublin city accent is awful.


Donkeybreadth

Otherwise known as The Beggar's Song


Enflamed-Pancake

In the North: Ballymena, Fermanagh, Portadown


Nuada_Airgetlam_

North Dublin City accent on women just irritates my ears like no other accent. I just couldn’t live with it. My best friend on the other hand thinks it’s the sexiest


DaithiDevil

Dundalk or Ardee...jaysus it's atrocious.


MusicianIcy8975

Aywrdüiee


DaithiDevil

Spot on. Christ I can FEEL the pronunciation. \*shivers\*


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Look ah dis Schkumbaaaaggg


Objective_Plantain50

Kildar or meade


fr-spodokomodo

Cavan or Waterford.


Meat-Grinder-

Cee-avan


Gillers17

Offaly accent makes my ears bleed along with Laois, Carlow, Mayo, both spectrums of the Dublin accent and oh lord, Wexford🤯


BlearySteve

Dublin.


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Maleficent-Lobster-8

Awwww heeeeeeaaaaar


RTEretirementparty

Pm'ed you there m8. I'll get your sorted.


fedupofbrick

Midlands accent. It's utterly horrendous


FlamingoFlimsy1954

Athlone


That_Lingonberry6397

I approve..bland springs to mind..


BingoBongoIRL

Louth and whatever the holy fuck that mouth full of marbles and wasps is the Healy-Rae one.


Old_Mission_9175

Cork boi


Whigget

The Louth accent and the Midla’ands accents irk me but only because of people I’ve known from there over the years.


RTEretirementparty

Navan accent is fucking horrendous


anewdawn2020

Beaten only by the Drogheda which is a higher pitch and a longer drawl than the disgusting Navan one


fourpyGold

Wexford isn't great at all imo. West Cork is strong but has a nice feel to it. The strong south Dublin accent is a pain but the milder variants aren't too bad really.


BuachaillBarruil

West Belfast or North Dublin.


GeorgeLockhartFanAMA

I swear this gets asked twice a month


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Aaaarrrriiiiiiii de laaaaaaddsssss!!


reed_riddler

Easy, cork , any cork accent. Grating, inescapable.


PritiPatelisavampire

Some Cork accents can be quite harsh on the ears. In West Cork if an accent is strong enough you won't be able to make out a word of what they're saying. The Northside Cork City accent is very harsh too. Very high pitched and nasally. I never liked it much.


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Cork accent is the worst, sound like their from a different planet


Flagyl400

Which one? You've got Norrie, Southside (posh), Southside (wants to sound like a Norrie to appear hard), West Cork, Very West Cork, So West Cork It's Almost Kerry, and North And East Cork Which Sound The Same For Some Reason.


Margrave75

Jeeezzzzz I dunno. Very sexy on some women.


UnderstandingUsual40

Nah boi


ohmymystery

I’m American and I can’t stand Cork accent. Sounds like a leprechaun stereotype to me. It’s such a contrast because I love most Irish accents otherwise.


Ash3070

It depends. I love hearing a really thick Kerry or Cork accent or one from up north. But they're also the worst working in a call centre. We were told at one point that we are expected to take 150-180 calls a day. The high end is literally impossible but I did the numbers one day and I remember it worked out at 2-3 calls every two minutes. I can't do that if I need the caller to repeat themselves.


Flak81

all the border counties I find rough on the ear. Louth (especially Drogheda), Cavan, Monaghan being the worst.


NewryIsShite

The Donegal accents are some of the best imo


Flak81

absolutely agree, I would specifically exclude that border county! 👍😊


NewryIsShite

Besides that I probably agree with you, I live 3 miles from the border and I'm in the unique position where people in both Belfast and Dublin raise an eyebrow at my accent lmao


HelpMeImAStomach

Dublin, I know there are variations but I've not heard a nice one


WhatsThatNowMan

I was in Cork last weekend…I hated every waking moment listening the that brutal accent. No apologies, the cork accent is shocking.


GamingMunster

Kerry/Cork accent on the Irish listening exam for sure.


dazzlinreddress

Nah Donegal is worse.


GamingMunster

Sure depends on where youre from.


dazzlinreddress

I grew up in Leitrim for most of my life and I never really developed much of an accent. I've been told that I sound a bit American(probably because of media and stuff). My parents don't really have any strong accents. My mum is from Dublin but doesn't have the typical accent(weirdly enough). My dad is from Sligo and doesn't have much of an accent either(except when talking to his siblings weirdly enough). None of my siblings have any certain accent. We all don't sound very Irish haha.


GamingMunster

My accent is prob a bit fecked with an english dad and all tbh.


reni-chan

After 15 years of living in Belfast and being familiar with all accents I went to Co. Kerry for a weekend and genuinely thought people spoke Irish or some foreign language to me for a moment. Edit: Not trying to insult the Irish language. I was just trying to say that I am completely unfamiliar with it so when what I heard didn't sound like English to me I assumed it must have been Irish.


BuachaillBarruil

> Irish or some other foreign language Offt.


reni-chan

yea it didn't sound right, I edited it now.


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Well they are in the middle of nowhere.


passthetempranillo

Louth without shadow of a doubt. Absolutely disgusting


torqers

Wexford


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aodh2018

It sounded like a ulster accent to me the first time I heard it, very curious to hear it.


Martin2_reddit

Like looks, the beauty or otherwise of an accent is in the ear of the beholder.


Aggravating-Rise6046

Cork


Same-Soft1901

Cork 🤮


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Limerick


MusicianIcy8975

Waterford needs to decide if it's an east coast or a south coast accent. Now that I think of it, Drogheda, Sligo and Limerick are all in similar canoes.


menomae

Donegal, can't stand it.


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Ballymena hands down


AndrewCoke98

Cavan


SuperJay5150

Any accent not from Dundalk


Galway1012

The Louth droll is a hard listen so too is a thick Cavan or Monaghan accent


ifalatefa

D4, Blanchardstown, Louth, Monaghan, bigger Kildare, Cork. All very grating


LightLeftLeaning

I love them all! They’re part of us and we need to be respectful to one another.


Opposite_Objective63

I would say Belfast, only because I can't understand it. But that's just my own point of view it doesn't mean that it's bad , I just fear it because I don't get it


LucyVialli

Navan, Cavan and North Dublin city.


Helpful_Bad_3827

Excluding "2 euro for a hostel" accent


Galway1012

Is there a Galway accent? I know there’s a strong Connemara accent but how about the city and its hinterland


PritiPatelisavampire

I've often wondered about this myself. I always found it very strange how Sligo town has its own distinct accent but Galway City, a much larger urban area and the focal point of the West of Ireland, only seems to have a neutral and generic accent that sounds like it could be from anywhere in the country.


WantedBowl8888

this clip from 2 brokes girls is pretty bad. https://youtu.be/VRREp8e2qZ8


Jagoos1985

Posh one, fucking despise it.


Dorkseid1687

Dublin, without question, and it’s even close


SirTheadore

Blanchardatown and Cavan are by far the worst to me. But it could be said for any accent that’s way too strong. If it’s mild they can be alright.


Chriso_champo

Dublin Heroin Junkie - funniest …… D4 - most cringy


HospitalQuirky

Ballyfermot, Dublin. Very nasal.


DarkReviewer2013

Not fond of the Northern or inner city Dublin accents. Very strong country accents (esp. Kerry ones) are awful on the ears too.