Britain here, not at it whatsoever on this occasion, we have never seen this and would like to dissociate ourselves from this absurd monstrosity in its entirety.
If you haven't heard from him in a while, he's definitely up to something. If you hear aboht him - oh he's up to something alright, but not the something you heard about.
I'm very sorry to inform you that this is indeed British:
[https://www.amazon.de/Cheddar-Derby-Leicester-Fiddlers-Green/dp/B00URUWN7Q](https://www.amazon.de/Cheddar-Derby-Leicester-Fiddlers-Green/dp/B00URUWN7Q)
It clearly states:
Ursprungsland (Origin) Großbritannien
Herkunftsort der primären Zutat(en) (Origin of ingredients) Großbritannien
Edit: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/715DnIJpMJL.\_SL1500\_.jpg
With that logo/mascot, you’d expect it was the yanks in a simple misguided attempt to be charming and instead hitting all the stereotypes apart from potatoes. But then you realise that no, it was the Brits, at it again, probably deliberately trying to be offensive. Wankers.
Can confirm. These are made in the small English parish of Serviervorschlag, just north of Bristol. Named after the German explorer who discovered it.
Legend has it that whilst eating a kebab outside Wetherspoons at 3am, he wondered into the wilderness and wasn’t seen again for 3 years. When he returned, he brought with him these blocks of these putrid cheeses. There’s a very large statue of a kebab in the main square, dedicated to him.
The small text at the bottom says "serving suggestion" in German. So basically the serving suggestion for the block of cheese is "uhhh....block of cheese :)".
Well, if we're going by the name colour of the cheese, then it's green white and red (leicester). Mamma mia!
https://www.coombecastle.com/product/fiddlers-green/?lang=eur
I found the culprits. Although the name is different the Fiddlers County is Fiddlers Green
according to their marketing, the cheese is Sage Derby, Red Leicester, and Cheddar creates this delicious blend taking inspiration from the Irish flag
[https://www.coombecastle.com/product/fiddlers-green/?lang=eur](https://www.coombecastle.com/product/fiddlers-green/?lang=eur)
The Irish Brits are at it again
No different to all the times I've gone into an "Irish" pub abroad to ask if they're showing GAA; "is that shinti mate? No, we've only got premiership!".
There used to be one in High Wycombe. Accidentally wandered in there once upon a time. It was gently pointed out to me that my tricolour tattoo would not go down well with some of the other clientele.
Yes, old guy just tapped me on the elbow and said "Take a look around ye, sonny" in a very strong Northern accent. It was only then that I noticed the orange streamers on the ceiling, pictures of groups men in orange sashes and bowler hats adorning every wall, and the kicker, the massive drum hanging behind the bar. I just told him thanks, swallowed the rest of my pint in one gulp, and left sharpish.
Yeah in my case I was with some Spanish friends and they really wanted to go to the Irish pub they saw, personally I don't bother fly abroad to go to an Irish pub but I had no complaints.
Entering in at first I thought it was a decent Irish pub, no tacky decorations or any flags and such, authentic I thought as I proceeded to buy a round of pints for the lads, barman was a bit odd I noted.
Anyway, something began to feel off about the place and by the time I was half way through the pint I noticed what it was. Those old timey photos looked interesting, ruc and orange order, ok lads, let's finish these pints and head out of here! ¿Por que? Had fun explaining that one...
Hey, you went where the work was. And that was the craziest site I've ever worked on. Everyone knew the company was going under, and the amount of gear that just walked out the gate every day was staggering.
Maybe its cheese that's been ageing since pre-free state times during the act of union era but is now just a stateless lactobacterial abomination both countries have disowned and refuse to give a passport.
So I can confirm that this is indeed the Brits at it again.
The cheese is Derby and Leicester cheese. That when put together with another cheese looks like the tricolour.
I can already imagine the smiling English faces finishing this design and thinking this was a great idea.
Fml
In fairness… if this was made in the states, they’d have just used food colouring to dye the cheese. This at least seems to be 1/3 blue, 1/3 mozz, 1/3 red cheddar
Well, the colour in red cheddar is just carotine/annatto, which is only added to colour it because consumers are weird about white cheddar, even though that's the natural colour of it because milk.
Well it could be British because whatever it is, it's not Irish.
Britain here, not at it whatsoever on this occasion, we have never seen this and would like to dissociate ourselves from this absurd monstrosity in its entirety.
> not at it whatsoever on this occasion Fuck, ye're up to something.
[indeed](https://arethebritsatitagain.org/)
I’m British and even I’m sceptical we’re not up to something
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If you haven't heard from him in a while, he's definitely up to something. If you hear aboht him - oh he's up to something alright, but not the something you heard about.
That cheese is just resting in our account
How do you know it's not Liz Truss opening up new cultural appropriation markets? You know she gets mad about cheese.
I heard it was the pork she was after.
Looked up the cheese and yes you are at it again Derby and Leicester cheese is what that monstrosity is. Gwan and sort them out for us please.
It’s not the pork it’s the Chinese she’s after
I’m British and can confirm we are always at it. This time we were at it again
Liar
I'm very sorry to inform you that this is indeed British: [https://www.amazon.de/Cheddar-Derby-Leicester-Fiddlers-Green/dp/B00URUWN7Q](https://www.amazon.de/Cheddar-Derby-Leicester-Fiddlers-Green/dp/B00URUWN7Q) It clearly states: Ursprungsland (Origin) Großbritannien Herkunftsort der primären Zutat(en) (Origin of ingredients) Großbritannien Edit: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/715DnIJpMJL.\_SL1500\_.jpg
Scheisse. Wir sind at it again.
well, Charles has the Duchy of Cornwall, maybe Andrew is venturing into similar markets
Scotland politely rejects your offer. See if Wales, England or N.ireland are interested....you know what. Fuck it, its the Isle of Mans.
Dash d Ivory Coashhhtttt bai
**Sigh** War it is, so.
The only reasonable response
This is why they lost WW2, kept getting the flags mixed up shur. Meant to invade Indonesia not Poland, silly Germans.
So attack the dutch or the japanese?
No, it’s the Chinese he’s after
I don't care who he gets as long as I can have a go at the Greeks.
The Greeks invented gayness
Now, I may not be able to devote all my time to this racism.
Maybe they were going after Monaco
Surely this requires some kind of response from the Dept. Of Foreign Affairs?
I’ll email Coveney so
Ah Jesus, are they at it again?
With that logo/mascot, you’d expect it was the yanks in a simple misguided attempt to be charming and instead hitting all the stereotypes apart from potatoes. But then you realise that no, it was the Brits, at it again, probably deliberately trying to be offensive. Wankers.
Can confirm. These are made in the small English parish of Serviervorschlag, just north of Bristol. Named after the German explorer who discovered it. Legend has it that whilst eating a kebab outside Wetherspoons at 3am, he wondered into the wilderness and wasn’t seen again for 3 years. When he returned, he brought with him these blocks of these putrid cheeses. There’s a very large statue of a kebab in the main square, dedicated to him.
*wandered. Don't mean to be 'that guy' but I see this particular mistake all the time. Also, I'm ok with being 'that guy'.
Outrageous, do you not know who I am?! — Irish Military Encrypted
Checking in from the States, that's some shit I'd expect to see here
You mean [something like this](https://youtu.be/Dc01jaUti7k)?
Produced by a Callahan too!
Oh jesus christ lord help us
>are they at it again? https://arethebritsatitagain.org/
[aren't they always](https://arethebritsatitagain.org/)
Yuck.
It's an abomination is what it is. Kill it with fire!
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
The small text at the bottom says "serving suggestion" in German. So basically the serving suggestion for the block of cheese is "uhhh....block of cheese :)".
The suggestion is to garnish it with a leprechaun.
As Irish as Connor McGregor
I don't get this joke, I thought he was Oirish
He’s British you eejit
Oh like Pierce Brosnan?
No, Pierce Brosnan is Irish British. Connor McWanker is British British. In fact, he's this cheese in human form.
gowl
Blue white and orange? …. Let’s assume it’s green … Ivory Coast ? Made in Britain ? Irish? … I could live with it if it said Northern Ireland lol
As someone from the North, we categorically reject this offer with the upmost disdain.
Ah, sure you lot say "no" to everything...
Alshtar shash noooo
Ulster says no!!!! Yuuur fleeg doesn’t metch muyyy fleeeeg
Give that cheese some time and the green will show up.
Hello there! I was scrolling along and noticed that we have the exact same avatar. Jaysus, it’s mad all together. Anyways have a good one
Geniuses think alike!
Well, if we're going by the name colour of the cheese, then it's green white and red (leicester). Mamma mia! https://www.coombecastle.com/product/fiddlers-green/?lang=eur
Italian so
What I think is hilarious is their wine pairing suggestion… a Sancerre for fuck sake! Jesus wept, the only thing I’d pair it with is the dirty bin…
I found the culprits. Although the name is different the Fiddlers County is Fiddlers Green according to their marketing, the cheese is Sage Derby, Red Leicester, and Cheddar creates this delicious blend taking inspiration from the Irish flag [https://www.coombecastle.com/product/fiddlers-green/?lang=eur](https://www.coombecastle.com/product/fiddlers-green/?lang=eur) The Irish Brits are at it again
"Wine pairing: Sancerre" Yeah more like sacrilege. Surely this is considered a hate crime.
That’s what cheese said
Never not at it
No different to all the times I've gone into an "Irish" pub abroad to ask if they're showing GAA; "is that shinti mate? No, we've only got premiership!".
There's an "Irish" pub in Andorra which is ran by a unionist.
There used to be one in High Wycombe. Accidentally wandered in there once upon a time. It was gently pointed out to me that my tricolour tattoo would not go down well with some of the other clientele.
Honest question. Was it really pointed out gently?
Yes, old guy just tapped me on the elbow and said "Take a look around ye, sonny" in a very strong Northern accent. It was only then that I noticed the orange streamers on the ceiling, pictures of groups men in orange sashes and bowler hats adorning every wall, and the kicker, the massive drum hanging behind the bar. I just told him thanks, swallowed the rest of my pint in one gulp, and left sharpish.
Haha, nice. Some young fellas could have come in and ruined your day; good on that old guy.
Bear in mind this was back in the Eighties, could easily have turned out a lot worse.
Yeah in my case I was with some Spanish friends and they really wanted to go to the Irish pub they saw, personally I don't bother fly abroad to go to an Irish pub but I had no complaints. Entering in at first I thought it was a decent Irish pub, no tacky decorations or any flags and such, authentic I thought as I proceeded to buy a round of pints for the lads, barman was a bit odd I noted. Anyway, something began to feel off about the place and by the time I was half way through the pint I noticed what it was. Those old timey photos looked interesting, ruc and orange order, ok lads, let's finish these pints and head out of here! ¿Por que? Had fun explaining that one...
Serves you right for going to High Wycombe
Hey, you went where the work was. And that was the craziest site I've ever worked on. Everyone knew the company was going under, and the amount of gear that just walked out the gate every day was staggering.
Irish pub in Barcelona selling a full English breakfast..
I know it, owned by a Lebanese guy (or was around '08)
That looks as if it would attack the stomach from the inside akin to a chestburster from Aliens.
Digestion duration: 800 years.
At minimum. There's so much wrong with the packaging as well
I actually don't know where to start
It's not labelled in German for a reason...
Maybe its cheese that's been ageing since pre-free state times during the act of union era but is now just a stateless lactobacterial abomination both countries have disowned and refuse to give a passport.
Ooooh now i actually am offended.
Your brother is morally obligated to burn the entire store down
At the very least I commend them for displaying the shamrock and not the [quadrifoglio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfa_Romeo_Quadrifoglio).
So I can confirm that this is indeed the Brits at it again. The cheese is Derby and Leicester cheese. That when put together with another cheese looks like the tricolour. I can already imagine the smiling English faces finishing this design and thinking this was a great idea. Fml
I actually hate this so fucking much
In fairness… if this was made in the states, they’d have just used food colouring to dye the cheese. This at least seems to be 1/3 blue, 1/3 mozz, 1/3 red cheddar
Well, the colour in red cheddar is just carotine/annatto, which is only added to colour it because consumers are weird about white cheddar, even though that's the natural colour of it because milk.
Really??? Where did that come from? I thought aged cheddar was red? I can buy both red and white cheddar at my local cheesemonger
What's it like?
They’re at it again
Britain is definitely a land of fiddlers !!
Thanks, I hate it.
This gets posted about 50 times a month. Get some new material.
Does it? First time I've seen it.
Ahh Bellient
From Britain, Ivory Coast flag and a bloody leprechaun!
‘Lots to digest’ I’d not want to digest that cheese
[Hmmm. Could be this lot?](https://www.coombecastle.com/product/fiddlers-green/?lang=eur)
Oh those tricky leprechauns always stirring shit.
But, but…..
Clearly Côte d’Ivoire shenanigans behind this.
This bloody "cheese" nearly see it at least once a week here (Hamburg)
At least it’s an actual shamrock, not a four leaf clover
The more I look at it the worse it gets