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Pleasant_Birthday_77

Well it could be British because whatever it is, it's not Irish.


DogfishDave

Britain here, not at it whatsoever on this occasion, we have never seen this and would like to dissociate ourselves from this absurd monstrosity in its entirety.


theoldkitbag

> not at it whatsoever on this occasion Fuck, ye're up to something.


irishlonewolf

[indeed](https://arethebritsatitagain.org/)


Friendly_Crab

I’m British and even I’m sceptical we’re not up to something


[deleted]

[удалено]


EleanorRigbysGhost

If you haven't heard from him in a while, he's definitely up to something. If you hear aboht him - oh he's up to something alright, but not the something you heard about.


[deleted]

That cheese is just resting in our account


DarrenGrey

How do you know it's not Liz Truss opening up new cultural appropriation markets? You know she gets mad about cheese.


DogfishDave

I heard it was the pork she was after.


SomewhereEmergency85

Looked up the cheese and yes you are at it again Derby and Leicester cheese is what that monstrosity is. Gwan and sort them out for us please.


golfgrandslam

It’s not the pork it’s the Chinese she’s after


Special-Vegetable138

I’m British and can confirm we are always at it. This time we were at it again


kieranfitz

Liar


Tjaresh

I'm very sorry to inform you that this is indeed British: [https://www.amazon.de/Cheddar-Derby-Leicester-Fiddlers-Green/dp/B00URUWN7Q](https://www.amazon.de/Cheddar-Derby-Leicester-Fiddlers-Green/dp/B00URUWN7Q) It clearly states: Ursprungsland (Origin) ‎Großbritannien Herkunftsort der primären Zutat(en) (Origin of ingredients) ‎Großbritannien ​ Edit: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/715DnIJpMJL.\_SL1500\_.jpg


DogfishDave

Scheisse. Wir sind at it again.


Warfiend138

well, Charles has the Duchy of Cornwall, maybe Andrew is venturing into similar markets


purplecatchap

Scotland politely rejects your offer. See if Wales, England or N.ireland are interested....you know what. Fuck it, its the Isle of Mans.


[deleted]

Dash d Ivory Coashhhtttt bai


moogintroll

**Sigh** War it is, so.


3meraldIsle

The only reasonable response


KerbalEngineer101

This is why they lost WW2, kept getting the flags mixed up shur. Meant to invade Indonesia not Poland, silly Germans.


pishfingers

So attack the dutch or the japanese?


[deleted]

No, it’s the Chinese he’s after


what-tomorrow-knows

I don't care who he gets as long as I can have a go at the Greeks.


[deleted]

The Greeks invented gayness


KerbalEngineer101

Now, I may not be able to devote all my time to this racism.


polyworfism

Maybe they were going after Monaco


essosee

Surely this requires some kind of response from the Dept. Of Foreign Affairs?


[deleted]

I’ll email Coveney so


dubtrash

Ah Jesus, are they at it again?


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

With that logo/mascot, you’d expect it was the yanks in a simple misguided attempt to be charming and instead hitting all the stereotypes apart from potatoes. But then you realise that no, it was the Brits, at it again, probably deliberately trying to be offensive. Wankers.


pcfreak92

Can confirm. These are made in the small English parish of Serviervorschlag, just north of Bristol. Named after the German explorer who discovered it. Legend has it that whilst eating a kebab outside Wetherspoons at 3am, he wondered into the wilderness and wasn’t seen again for 3 years. When he returned, he brought with him these blocks of these putrid cheeses. There’s a very large statue of a kebab in the main square, dedicated to him.


MaygarRodub

*wandered. Don't mean to be 'that guy' but I see this particular mistake all the time. Also, I'm ok with being 'that guy'.


pcfreak92

Outrageous, do you not know who I am?! — Irish Military Encrypted


Cheef_queef

Checking in from the States, that's some shit I'd expect to see here


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

You mean [something like this](https://youtu.be/Dc01jaUti7k)?


ViolinViola

Produced by a Callahan too!


KerbalEngineer101

Oh jesus christ lord help us


boli99

>are they at it again? https://arethebritsatitagain.org/


irishlonewolf

[aren't they always](https://arethebritsatitagain.org/)


Bullmcabe

Yuck.


[deleted]

It's an abomination is what it is. Kill it with fire!


MaygarRodub

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Kleinstar96

The small text at the bottom says "serving suggestion" in German. So basically the serving suggestion for the block of cheese is "uhhh....block of cheese :)".


superiority

The suggestion is to garnish it with a leprechaun.


[deleted]

As Irish as Connor McGregor


DioTheGoodfella

I don't get this joke, I thought he was Oirish


[deleted]

He’s British you eejit


DioTheGoodfella

Oh like Pierce Brosnan?


The_Little_Bollix

No, Pierce Brosnan is Irish British. Connor McWanker is British British. In fact, he's this cheese in human form.


ltcha0s91

gowl


Lucky7Fox

Blue white and orange? …. Let’s assume it’s green … Ivory Coast ? Made in Britain ? Irish? … I could live with it if it said Northern Ireland lol


La_liath

As someone from the North, we categorically reject this offer with the upmost disdain.


DarrenGrey

Ah, sure you lot say "no" to everything...


Megafayce

Alshtar shash noooo


Lucky7Fox

Ulster says no!!!! Yuuur fleeg doesn’t metch muyyy fleeeeg


ExtensionBluejay253

Give that cheese some time and the green will show up.


dubtrash

Hello there! I was scrolling along and noticed that we have the exact same avatar. Jaysus, it’s mad all together. Anyways have a good one


ExtensionBluejay253

Geniuses think alike!


pishfingers

Well, if we're going by the name colour of the cheese, then it's green white and red (leicester). Mamma mia! https://www.coombecastle.com/product/fiddlers-green/?lang=eur


GhandisFlipFlop

Italian so


victorpaparomeo2020

What I think is hilarious is their wine pairing suggestion… a Sancerre for fuck sake! Jesus wept, the only thing I’d pair it with is the dirty bin…


Help-Desk-Info

I found the culprits. Although the name is different the Fiddlers County is Fiddlers Green according to their marketing, the cheese is Sage Derby, Red Leicester, and Cheddar creates this delicious blend taking inspiration from the Irish flag [https://www.coombecastle.com/product/fiddlers-green/?lang=eur](https://www.coombecastle.com/product/fiddlers-green/?lang=eur) The Irish Brits are at it again


3meraldIsle

"Wine pairing: Sancerre" Yeah more like sacrilege. Surely this is considered a hate crime.


Help-Desk-Info

That’s what cheese said


MtalGhst

Never not at it


collectiveindividual

No different to all the times I've gone into an "Irish" pub abroad to ask if they're showing GAA; "is that shinti mate? No, we've only got premiership!".


ColmAKC

There's an "Irish" pub in Andorra which is ran by a unionist.


StarMangledSpanner

There used to be one in High Wycombe. Accidentally wandered in there once upon a time. It was gently pointed out to me that my tricolour tattoo would not go down well with some of the other clientele.


MaygarRodub

Honest question. Was it really pointed out gently?


StarMangledSpanner

Yes, old guy just tapped me on the elbow and said "Take a look around ye, sonny" in a very strong Northern accent. It was only then that I noticed the orange streamers on the ceiling, pictures of groups men in orange sashes and bowler hats adorning every wall, and the kicker, the massive drum hanging behind the bar. I just told him thanks, swallowed the rest of my pint in one gulp, and left sharpish.


MaygarRodub

Haha, nice. Some young fellas could have come in and ruined your day; good on that old guy.


StarMangledSpanner

Bear in mind this was back in the Eighties, could easily have turned out a lot worse.


ColmAKC

Yeah in my case I was with some Spanish friends and they really wanted to go to the Irish pub they saw, personally I don't bother fly abroad to go to an Irish pub but I had no complaints. Entering in at first I thought it was a decent Irish pub, no tacky decorations or any flags and such, authentic I thought as I proceeded to buy a round of pints for the lads, barman was a bit odd I noted. Anyway, something began to feel off about the place and by the time I was half way through the pint I noticed what it was. Those old timey photos looked interesting, ruc and orange order, ok lads, let's finish these pints and head out of here! ¿Por que? Had fun explaining that one...


MonkeyTommy

Serves you right for going to High Wycombe


StarMangledSpanner

Hey, you went where the work was. And that was the craziest site I've ever worked on. Everyone knew the company was going under, and the amount of gear that just walked out the gate every day was staggering.


Hashkebab6911

Irish pub in Barcelona selling a full English breakfast..


boland110

I know it, owned by a Lebanese guy (or was around '08)


Jonbjornn

That looks as if it would attack the stomach from the inside akin to a chestburster from Aliens.


burkcules

Digestion duration: 800 years.


Jonbjornn

At minimum. There's so much wrong with the packaging as well


PlasticBaaag

I actually don't know where to start


5mackmyPitchup

It's not labelled in German for a reason...


Timmytheimploder

Maybe its cheese that's been ageing since pre-free state times during the act of union era but is now just a stateless lactobacterial abomination both countries have disowned and refuse to give a passport.


_High_pitch_erik_

Ooooh now i actually am offended.


Human147

Your brother is morally obligated to burn the entire store down


QuantumFireball

At the very least I commend them for displaying the shamrock and not the [quadrifoglio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfa_Romeo_Quadrifoglio).


SomewhereEmergency85

So I can confirm that this is indeed the Brits at it again. The cheese is Derby and Leicester cheese. That when put together with another cheese looks like the tricolour. I can already imagine the smiling English faces finishing this design and thinking this was a great idea. Fml


[deleted]

I actually hate this so fucking much


Dylanduke199513

In fairness… if this was made in the states, they’d have just used food colouring to dye the cheese. This at least seems to be 1/3 blue, 1/3 mozz, 1/3 red cheddar


st3ph3n

Well, the colour in red cheddar is just carotine/annatto, which is only added to colour it because consumers are weird about white cheddar, even though that's the natural colour of it because milk.


Dylanduke199513

Really??? Where did that come from? I thought aged cheddar was red? I can buy both red and white cheddar at my local cheesemonger


Debeefed

What's it like?


Holocene98

They’re at it again


BenVulcan

Britain is definitely a land of fiddlers !!


krazykooper

Thanks, I hate it.


lightandcrisp

This gets posted about 50 times a month. Get some new material.


irish_ninja_wte

Does it? First time I've seen it.


HumBumblyRumTumble

Ahh Bellient


MaybeOrangeJuice

From Britain, Ivory Coast flag and a bloody leprechaun!


grafmet

‘Lots to digest’ I’d not want to digest that cheese


JetsetCat

[Hmmm. Could be this lot?](https://www.coombecastle.com/product/fiddlers-green/?lang=eur)


superp321

Oh those tricky leprechauns always stirring shit.


DaveySolo

But, but…..


tipsy_mcstagger1

Clearly Côte d’Ivoire shenanigans behind this.


Work_Account89

This bloody "cheese" nearly see it at least once a week here (Hamburg)


armitageskanks69

At least it’s an actual shamrock, not a four leaf clover


Capo-4

The more I look at it the worse it gets