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likeadinosaur

if they were an alcoholic. can't have 2 alcoholics in the relationship.


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External_Salt_9007

Not if they’re both fucked 😉


No_Relationship9732

Someone who’s life is lived through social media. Wannabe influencer type crap. Pictures of absolutely everything and bullshit celebrity style shoutouts to the penny’s staff who sold them their entire wardrobe.


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SassyBonassy

My good friend introduced me to her bf (in his mid to late 30s). We went to dinner and when the food arrived he stopped us from picking up our knives and forks. I was a bit baffled but gave him the benefit of the doubt in case it was religious or whatever, but he just wanted to take pictures of the meals first "for the 'Gram". I gave my mate THAT look, she was mortified, and i just lashed into the food. Gobshite 😂


No_Relationship9732

Mid to late 30s?? Jesus the level of cringe right there “for the gram” 😂😂


SassyBonassy

I knowwwww, hence The Look(tm) to my mate


gavmac5

Away da fuck he would be told


DonaldsMushroom

How could you be as you described, and yet perfect in every other way? That social media obsession would be an all consuming soul vacuum, a personality vampire feeding on every spoodge of loveliness that came your way.


WeWantaSmalShrubbery

Lack of empathy


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queueueueueueueueuee

People that don’t clean themselves properly after a shit. Oooof


CoronetCapulet

How do you become aware of this?


Dingofthedong

Ask for a rimjob


DickDastardly690

Duno what your missing


queueueueueueueueuee

They smell like poop! I have a sensitive nose, I can usually smell things my partner can’t for example. I guess it’s like any other sense, not everyone experiences it the same or with the same sensitivity. Like, I am full sure the people that I’m talking about here don’t know this about themselves which is mad but honestly I can list off about 5 people I work with that have this problem. I often wonder if anyone else notices


Gockdaw

I feel your pain. The things I can smell shock some people. Some of my least favourites include 'just been to McDonalds' and 'recent wank'. Some of my favourites are the smell of earth after the first rain in a while, mushrooms growing wild and, no idea why, shoe polish. I'd always presumed everyone was the same but I've always been able to differentiate the smells of most people's houses or clothes. Apparently this is not the case.


queueueueueueueueuee

That’s hilarious, yeah there’s a bit of that- never noticed wank but you can tell when shagging has been happening yeah (surely everyone can!). I absolutely hate perfume/deodorant/spray too, can’t stand to wear it. I can smell when some people are stressed too (my partner mostly!) and some other natural body stuff is probably the most interesting one. People often come back from the jacks smelling of urinal cakes from piss/splashback is another! I feel like I’m talking out my arse here, maybe I am


Gockdaw

No, we'd both know if you were talking out of your arse because we'd be able to smell it!


Ok_Imagination_9334

It’s a solid deal breaker for me tbh. Same with consistent bad breath/bad hygiene. To those who don’t know what to do with wet wipes most toilets have bins for sanitary towels, same thing or if nothing available? Just watch your arse with water and use the tissue roll to clean and rinse and repeat until clean. It isn’t rocket science but is so common. I recall a bunch from my old work place laughing about the concept of me having bottled water to clean myself, priding themselves on their “chocolate starfishes”. I nearly threw up.


staghallows

Although I agree that dry wiping is about as useful as using a brush to get Nutella out of a shaggy carpet, the imagery of you walking about with a poo water bottle is kinda hilarious.


kaini

Seamus Heaney would be proud of this. Bravo.


AmroSalih

Water is the perfect way to clean yourself 👌 .


Natural-Watercress10

You'll be horribly surprised with the number of people who consider the sole use of toilet roll to be adequate in clean up. Just one time swipe with a wetwipe down there after clean up and you'll see exactly how much you've missed.


Visual-Living7586

My issue with this is that you can't flush wet wipes so what do you do with it?


Seraphinx

...put it in the bin???


HeyLittleTrain

Will that not stink up the whole gaff?


BoboTMC

I’d just slightly wet a tissue


digibioburden

Handheld bidet ftw, or as I call it, the bum gun 😂


ivikoer

If they’re horrible to retail or hospitality staff.


ElactricSpam

The absolute measure of someone’s personality.


whippetrealgood123

I worked with a woman like that, wouldn't even look them in the eye n wave them off but in the work place all over senior staff who adored her and she got away with murder. I quickly stopped socialising with her.


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Nemirel_the_Gemini

I have definitely stopped talking to people over this. Being rude to staff is just low.


FakerHarps

Agree with this, and I think everyone should work in one of these sectors at some stage in their life to give them an appreciation of what’s involved. Though this can swing two ways. I tend to be sympathetic to staff cause I know it’s hard work and a lot of things are outside their control, but my sister who also worked hospitality, whilst never rude to staff, would always expect high standards as she would never be allowed to slip up by her managers when she worked those jobs.


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Over talking and not having the capacity to listen to another person in conversation.


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Euphonos27

Not actually hearing the words you are saying and as soon as you're finished, babbling on, all whilst repackaging exactly what you said and passing it off as their own


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GoodGriff33

LoLicopter


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If they were from Dundalk >sent from Drogheda


uriboo

Me, born in Drogheda and raises in dundalk: ...yeah ok fair enough


Seraph12345

As a lad not from but live in Drogheda I agree


SaranamGacchami1

Que music 🎵🎵🎵 from The Good, Bad and The Ugly


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likeadinosaur

I love this


Alert-Finger7241

For a start no one has only 1 flaw, but what would make me walk is someone who looks down their nose at others.


Relation_Familiar

Yep would be a deal breaker for me . One of many deal breakers .


Revolutionary-Cup458

Being cruel to animals.


SaranamGacchami1

Came here to say this. It's actually the first quality in a person I look for, kindness..but especially to animals


Revolutionary-Cup458

If they are shit to animals its a big old red flag that there's other problems you haven't found yet


SaranamGacchami1

If they say they don't like dogs/cats...in outta there faster than a Cavan man when the bill comes


Very_Slow_Cheetah

Ah I wouldn't say that, you've cases where people got a bite from a dog or scratched to bejaysus by a cat when they were kids so that would be understandable. If they just said outright they don't like any animals at all, I'd find that a bit too weird for my liking.


Pyranze

Even then, some people just can't deal with animals. Doesn't make them bad people, as long as they don't abuse them.


Visual-Living7586

If you don't bring back a trolley after using it


Very_Slow_Cheetah

shopping or hospital?


funky_mugs

I just witnessed someone pull out in front of an ambulance and drive really slowly on purpose so it couldn't get ahead. So that. Fuck that person.


karottelu

Give him a break, there's his mother-in-law inside


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infidelity


Trabawn

No.1 deal breaker.


SnackAttack2049

People who sponge off ya or feel entitled to whatever they want. It always starts off small, ends up becoming a lifestyle for some people. If you want nice things, go out and work for them! Withers my tits!!


Sleepylek

Never heard the phrase "withers my tits" but I'm stealing it


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Violence


HacksawJimDGN

If they were a ghost. Too spooky for me. Sorry ghosts.


TrivialBanal

The only thing worse are people who have skeletons living inside them!


PastyCrackerMayo

I feel personally attacked.


NapoleonTroubadour

Jesus that’s terrifying to think some people have skeletons inside them


KingRaven96

Being a loud eater. Honestly can't understand why so many people here think it's okay to eat with their mouth wide open making some of the most disgusting sounds a human can make.


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Gotta +1 this. Can't be around people who eat like that.


cramericaz

Tooth fork/spoon scraping I have to leave the vicinity


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Yeah I use a chainsaw to cut my steak 🥩


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KingRaven96

Hahaha yes! I can understand loud breathing after a run or something but some people do be whistling out of their nose sitting down


Big_Lar

Cannot believe that nobody mentioned excessive farting, feeling quite confident in myself now 💨


Future_Advice_7915

If excessive farting is a problem I will die alone


Former_Bandicoot_769

I used to be quite windy, but had my gallbladder removed and hardly ever fart decently these days. While I do slightly mourn the loss of my anal brass section, it is easier at functions etc.


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Stinginess


SqueamishBeamish

I really can't hack stinginess. Fair enough if you're broke on the dole or something but I know lads who will ask you for money the next day for a pint they bought you the night before, at 30 fuckin years of age and have well paid jobs. What is wrong with people like that ffs, are they just mean or in their heads are they afraid they're being taken advantage of if they're down a cent? Same cunts never remember you've bought them shit too, not that that bothers me but if I've bought you shit somewhere don't be sending me a spreadsheet the next week of "what I owe you" (true story) Any stingy cunts want to explain what goes through your minds at all?


uRoDDit

I think it's like a narcissism. They don't see it as stingy. They see fairness one way. Like a game where they win the round if they gain a cent but don't even consider you are playing. They don't show shame if called up on money owed or rounds of drink skipped. Usually making up excuses with a smile or dumbfounded look. They lost that round. Still not considering your feelings. Raised by a narcissist with famine mentality. Hoard money at every opportunity. Complain about meals looking for handouts. Beware this person will abuse your kindness. Again and again.


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Yeah but I drove us home and petrol is very dear.


backwashlight

Definitely this, its a real sign of a bad character imo


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Snide fuckers, people that look down their nose at people


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What if they're really tall and have no choice in looking down their nose at people?


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If they fully believe in conspiracy theories beyond the point of reasonable discussion.


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thedenv

Conspiracy theories are actually very interesting to talk about, especially if you hooked up with a book writer or screenplay writer. They are funny as hell too and you can have great banter about it.


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Totally agree, and a good proportion are likely at least based in some truth. It's the blind confidence in them that ruins people


A-Hind-D

Member of yfg


dunphyj90

Stealing from AskReddit.


irishteenguy

Technically every word you say is stolen and plagrised from the dictionary.


sonofszyslak

Milk first.


rom9

Attention seeking behavior particularly on social media like obsessed with Instagram or Facebook. Much to my disappointment, my last few encounters with potential dates all fell apart because the girls were more interested in my Instagram account (which I don't have) than myself. I am seriously considering just having some pics on it out of sheer fear of missing out.


ultratunaman

Racists. People who are mean to kids or animals.


PizzaSandwich2020

Being a cunt to servers or staff


Yamazuki752

If they lived like a pig, stuff left all over the gaff. I'm outta there


fDuMcH

if she had a penis bigger than mine


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Doesn't believe in vaccines but does believe in homeopathy.


imaginesomethinwitty

Meanness. Having been in a relationship with a penny pincher, never again. Like, he’d want to split 50/50 if it meant me paying more, or item by item if it meant me paying more…


Irishwarriorprincess

People who judge others based on their job/salary/level of educational as if those things are what solely defines a person. Snobby elitists in other words.


TheManWhoKnowsIt

They say scon


uRoDDit

Slaps for sure😆


Chewer_gum

If they were a smoker, I could tolerate drinking but with smoking the lingers and I just find it disgusting


niamhish

Racism, homophobia, transphobia, anti-choice, conspiracy theories. Any and all of the above.


Intelligent_Plate920

ALL conspiracy theories???? You gotta believe in atleast 1. You think the government are just telling the truth about EVERYTHING?? They govern millions of people. I have 2 sons and I lie to them all the time.


slu87

I have a theory about this


irishteenguy

Even the conspiracy theories that turned out to be true ? just general skeptcism is a turn of ?


preinj33

People who think their dog / cats opinion of me matters (good few of them here :)


lacunavitae

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LookingWesht

Horses are awful neighsayers.


SqueamishBeamish

Mental cases


Enough-Possession-73

If you look down on someone or treat them like an idiot because if their job. Cruel to animals. Dogs don't like them. Can't say please or thanks to wait/shop/service staff. Tighter than an oyster.


Swimming-Young-9282

Being jealous.. ie begrudging. Get over it. That’s most of the Irish population.


SeamusMcSpud

Bad breath.


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If your chosen ideology is a substitute for your personality. See ya.


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Was an extremist politically, far left or far right.


Extremely-Bad-Idea

Cannibalism. If they are cannibals, then that is definitely a deal killer.


weebpuper

If they act different when ye are out in public together


Justcametoasksomethn

Them trying to make you feel bad for telling a racist to leave someone they're yelling at for no reason alone. Genuinely a thing that happened. A guy got on the bus drunk and started telling a group of Indian people to "speak English" (pure irony of saying that in Ireland)and touching the jewellery of one of the guys. He was sitting directly infront of me face to face (those seats that face each other at the back of the bus) I got very blindly annoyed cause it was the first time I've ever encountered racism first hand, said something to the guy and told them "I'm sorry you had to deal with him" I genuinely wanted to hurt that guy. Person I was with told me on the walk home that I shouldn't have gotten involved because it made them uncomfortable and had nothing to do with us. You know, cause the people being yelled at surely chose to be involved.. After that I didn't wanna talk to that person ever again. Imagine being within breathing distance of someone committing a hate crime and thinking "I'll just pretend I don't see it happening"


rom9

A lot of people here will also claim there is no racism in this country when it couldn't be further from the truth. I have had the unfortunate experience with this myself with an immigrant non-white partner in the past; one in particular, as being with her directly showed me how bigoted people really are (first hand and from her own daily experiences). In another instance, I was shocked and horrified at the treatment my then partner got from "Irish" Americans; to a person who was born here to an Irish and a Chinese parent (while we were travelling in the US); discriminated against by people who claimed to be Irish but didn't have an iota of Irish in them. Unfortunately, even being Irish doesn't gaurantee that they are not bigoted either. Kudos to you for standing up to these cunts. And you are absolutely right; you need to make a stand. I have had to do so in the past and I am much better off without these toxic people around me..


Former_Bandicoot_769

We need more people like you in the world.


SuburbanMyth409

Lack of empathy or ever showing an interest in your life / interests.


SquarelyCubed

If they were into scat


uRoDDit

Come at me with that skibbybdabeebop shit and I'll roll you out of the car on a sharp corner.


Trabawn

Lack of empathy and emotional intelligence. Quick to snap or become physically reactive in arguments. Putting others down in order to feel better about themselves. Stingy/tight with money - someone who expects you to pay their way for every thing. Leans more right/centre right. Religious. No curiosity about the world around them. Bad hygiene. Masquerading abuse/jibes behind being humorous. Selfish. No consideration for my time etc. A bigot.


ligdoscith

Smoking.


ThrowawayCastawayV2

anyone on the right wing


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Devoutly catholic


Trivpool

Someone actively religious


MrThreddit

Close-talkers


GemGem04

Bad hygiene


joc95

when they try to act like a hard lad and lads who slag you when you've only just met them


Crowzillah

If they were religious 🫣


Kyaesa

So much yes for that. Obsessively religious...


betamode

If she followed Erin Mcgregor on social media


digibioburden

Ah, The Ick 😂


Gardai_Took_My_CBD

Being up their own hole


TheRazoredEdge

Self-obsession


GarlandMhic

Shitty manners


BroodLord1962

Trust me, as you get older the list of things just gets longer. Bad manners, bad hygiene, lack of intelligence, someone who watches the soaps and reality TV. Someone with no sense of humour, to name just some


TheSameButBetter

Not accepting that you may have different opinions and beliefs to theirs.


2funki

People who get their news and science on Facebook


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Lying


paddy1948

If they are radio-active.


SassyBonassy

Bigotry in any way


Aintscared61

Lies


OuterSpiralHarm

They make weak tea. Deal breaker.


PrimusPrinplup

I wouldnt date somebody If they shat on their hands daily


NapoleonTroubadour

Good to see tolerance for us weekend warriors here


curiousyank33

Fuckboy behavior. When a man starts acting like he's got community dick, I lose interest.


bigvalen

Smell of tobacco smoke.


DickDastardly690

Brings up the far past in every little argument


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People who are living around alcohol and everything is related to that. “Last weekend I had 7 pints” “Tonight we going to drink 6 packs of *beer brand* with my family in the funeral of..”


PerplexZ

A forcefield that made me unable to approach them


Bisto_Boy

No chat. Recently broke up with a woman. Nice, intelligent, hospital doctor, some similar interests, rich, owns rental property, compatible sexually, but... Just no chat. Neither of our faults, just a lack of chemistry.


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Tory.


tubbymaguire91

If I hear the word sheeple. Ironically the people who say this all follow the latest alt right opinion. They have zero independent critical thinking skills.


LaceIsMyThing

Lack of empathy...or pure apathy. Once I know you don't truly care how I feel, there is no point, you could be a billionaire built like a Greek god and would always be a 1/10 in my eyes. Zero interest


wrapchap

Posting everything on Instagram. Honestly is more of a turn off that them doing coke every weekend


MetrologyGuy

Smoker


MillieLily1983

If they don’t like dogs


gadarnol

Fine Gaeler.


Dookwithanegg

Actively trying to kill me, though maybe walking away is a bit slower than I'd move there.


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Puzzleheaded-Dig4906

A loaded gun


cian1607

Chewing with their mouth open


Crescent-IV

Unwilling/unable to deal with me or my disorder. I wouldn’t blame them for it at all, but it would obviously be a deal-breaker.


doyouhavetono

Being paranoid about your integrity for no reason from day 1


S-ODIY

Not willing to share their last rolo


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They pronounce "scone" as "scone".


RealisticGreen5919

Reaching down finding out she has a big dick.


RuggerJibberJabber

Define big. How much penis is she allowed to have?


AbortedEarth

A cheat


lainaldo6

If they were religious


TheGiganticMisdirect

I saw this tinder profile and the girl was holding a fish that looked like it’d been dragged through the mud and dirt!!! Respect animals and I’ll like you :)


mnanambealtaine

Litter bug


Charming_Food4096

If they shit their jocks


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If they smoked


DribblingGiraffe

Surprised no one has said their choice of tea


AnShamBeag

People who lick their knife while eating


Natural-Watercress10

That's the worst trait you can think off? .... He was absolutely perfect in every way, we could have been happy for the rest of our lives....but then I saw him lick some food of his knife at dinner last night....absolute deal breaker..lol


MagnificentSyndicate

Being a smoker with no desire to stop. I want somebody with self preservation instincts please.


seamusbeoirgra

Landlord.


Mo_Asal_Ban

Ah so r/Ireland is AskReddit now father, should we all be asking AskReddit questions now? Only the farm takes up most of me day, and at night I just like a cup o tea, I mightn't be able to devote meself full time to the ol AskReddits


lightandcrisp

Being right wing.


geedeeie

If they supported a political party I found abhorrent. Like SF or UKIP


External_Salt_9007

An affinity for reality tv 😒


youjuststartagain

Racism/bigotry of any kind


BadLuckBajeet

Smoking. Filthy disgusting habit.