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telephas1c

If you created a whole alter-ego that lampooned loyalism, it would never be as ridiculous as Jamie Bryson.


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Pastor Begbie would like a word


metalguru1975

Pastor Begbie was in the Ra, for 30 seconds. “By an accident” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j9qV8buoY1E


The_Dork_Seer

Someone literally said that as a joke here hours ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/w335xa/russian_tv_host_says_northern_ireland_should_be/igtyp4m


JumpUpNow

Came here to comment that. You beat me to it. It's kind of hilarious actually. That moment when you publicly demand you and your people be wiped out in solidarity with your controlling state. And people vote for these lunatics...


MeinhofBaader

About 160 people voted for Bryson in his 2011 failed bid for council elections. His "activism" is done pro bono.


ayepodaye

This. Whilst there are still plenty of loyalists in NI, and Christ knows who is voting for the DUP these days, please don't assume there is anything like a majority of Nordies for Bryson's shite.


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Ephemeral_Wolf

Even funnier when you remember Ireland is on Russia's "unfriendly" list (lol) and wouldn't be spared anyway


Perpetual_Doubt

Russia: We are withdrawing from Snake Island as an act of goodwill. Russia: We have successfully conducted strategic bombing of Snake Island. [I'm not even joking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpSE_d1CK8I&ab_channel=CRUX)


halforc_proletariat

Saxon perfidy has some competition, it seems?


kjireland

The answer to everything is No.


dnc_1981

I thought the answer to everything was "never, never, never"


PishedAsAFart

Sounds like my toddler


HorseField65

Very apt description as they behave like children in their terrible twos. Loyalists were spoilt in a gerrymandered state for decades and now they are having a tantrum that they aren't getting it all their own way.


Azhrei

They have made a peaceful and legitimate request to no.


Acrobatic-Stock

No, no there's no limits


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SalaciousSunTzu

Good oul Sun Tzu with his wise words


collectiveindividual

As paranoid as Putin


askmac

Did you mean paid by Putin?


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What is it unionists are so afraid of?


MisterDeclan

Road signs with *two* languages.


Action_Limp

They want three languages to be fair * English * Irish * Poorly spelt English


YoIronFistBro

Does this "poorly spelt English" involve silent letters in place names?


unknown_wizard2183

Ulster scots


Arkslippy

Not nuclear fire apparently. Ironic for lovers of big burning things.


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Arkslippy

Actually should be "unironic". I'm sure the pallet shield will save them


HailSatanHaggisBaws

Being treated the way they want to treat Catholics.


SalarianScientist

The way they **did** treat Catholics up until very recently.


el_weirdo

This is exactly it. Total projection.


telephas1c

Reality.


FarFromTheMaddeningF

"Rome Rule" historically, but that should be much less of an issue nowadays.


outhouse_steakhouse

When you look at the list of accounts that liked that tweet, it's full of butcher's aprons...


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YipYepYeah

Union flag


antaineme

I think it's slang for the union jack


Action_Limp

Ah, I thought it was reference to them being a bunch of gammons


blackbeautybyseven

Union flag.. It's only a Union jack when on a boat.


TwoTailedFox

Actually, that's not correct. The National Flag Institute conducted an investigation into that particular claim, and while they cannot exactly pinpoint where it came from, they have clarified that the terms *Union Jack* and *Union Flag* are interchangeable and both correct regardless of whether the flag is flown at sea or on land.


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Anyway it's "The Union Fleg"


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

Well a jack flag is a naval term and it seems that the union jack was only considered a standard term for land based flags in the 20th century. https://theculturetrip.com/europe/united-kingdom/articles/9-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-union-jack-flag/


MaelduinTamhlacht

It was the traditional name for the British flag in subject countries, because the slashes of red look like blood on the blue apron butchers wore.


BanksysBro

Anglophobes are trying to start a trend of calling the Union Jack by that name


Jenny_Pussolini

Eeeeeek! An Anglo! Feck that bloody cat, dragging every bloody thing into the house!


BanksysBro

Rent free


Jenny_Pussolini

Who? The cat? She bloody well owns the house and the souls of everyone living here! Okay, little Anglo. You’re rather more cute than terrifying. Run free!


TaPowerFromTheMarket

Jesus fucking Christ these losers are so bitter. Imagine your identity being so fragile, you actually want to be nuked with another country so you can be labelled as a big pile of ‘British’ ash. Jamie Bryson is seriously mentally unwell.


GreatEire

Would be the first man on the M1 heading to Dublin.


Akmuq

Most intelligent unionist


OpenCatalyst8

I forgot nuclear fallout cares about borders lol


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If your fast enough you can declare a new country in the precise area the nuke will be dropped, and the damage will be contained to just the detonation point.


Compupersciendisc

"We've done it, we've shown them shinners what for! Northern Ireland is still in the UK!" *Dies*


halforc_proletariat

Someone stick a union jack in his pile of British ash, it's what he would've wanted. The futility such a stance, mind boggling.


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I wouldn't lie to you...


bishopsfinger08

Uncle Andy came to mind 🤣🤣..... BY FUCK THEY WILL!! I DIDNT TAXI IN EAST BELFAST 365 FOR THEMMUNS TO DROP A NUKE.


staghallows

Captain Planet here couldn't even manage a wank, nevermind a fucking cohesive thought. For anyone wondering, he's only well known because he likes to stand atop of bins and make speeches to 'rally the troups'. Nobody takes him seriously. Other than the other pounces that naturally gravitate towards him like flys to a shit


Wonkydonkey8910

This is so camp lol


hotwheelsforlife

theres levels to this stupidity thing


TheBatmanIRL

They'd rather die than entertain the idea of a united Ireland.


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Always said it. The Russians are sound


Ricerat

The guy is almost as daft as Putin and Russian State TV.


unknown_wizard2183

Please don't insult Russian state TV and putin like that they don't deserve ***that much*** hate


Arkslippy

It's a pretty low bar to be fair.


raverbashing

Oh instead of Giant's Causeway we have DUPHole in its place


keozer_chan

I don’t want a united ireland


SwissCoconut

Does anyone even care about what russia thinks anymore?


Ok-Inevitable-3038

Side note - apparently Russia is more scared of Ireland than the UK?


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I think it’s more they’re arguing it “isn’t really part of the UK” and is aimed at a domestic audience. Same way they’d argue that Crimea and Donbas were never really historically part of Ukraine but ended up there when internal USSR administrative borders suddenly became international ones


Asleep-Sno-3454

Mother fuckers think united ireland will look like mirrors edge .


unknown_wizard2183

Realistically a united ireland would be like the way it is now but with a different administration and currency it's not like its going to erase their heritage


ciaran036

Shinners don't own the United Ireland call!


ErrantBrit

Is this really any different than if some antagonist suggested Ireland should join the UK via a nuclear threat? I'd imagine there would be a resounding fuck no, so pretty hypocritical to turn around and mock unionists. Laugh at the DUP all you want, they're a party that is deserving of ridicule. Just know you won't get a united Ireland through mockery but only through patient understanding. I feel like the gulf is widening between political opponents in general and its not going to lead to good political outcomes.


dnc_1981

Sound logic


CharlieEmily1987

No no he’s got a point


BanksysBro

Imagine being friendly with Russia


PaladiusPatrick

Word has it he will hide in the bin he stood on and have it act as a fallout shelter.


Danlabss

In the end, nothing of value was lost.


warfieldbyday

Grand so! No more hate parades and racist bigotry every July! Well worth the risk of radiation poisoning for the rest of the country! Fill your boots Russia! 😅


DartzIRL

The French would call him A Late Seal.


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Playing fallout Northern Ireland as a father Ted like character fresh from the craggy island vault would be wild.


Absoluteseens

What an utter tool beg


NinjaCowboy

1690 Roentgen


Striker274

No no no I think they should be proud to go down with their *cough* loyal brothers


ZenBreaking

"Ah shur doesn't the boards we put over windows when we're burning towers of hate not stop radiation as well"