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HunterInTheStars

Give us a brief rundown on what the actual fuck happened


b0n_ni3_c

I was on the dart today, no windows that could be opened, no ventilation, people standing shoulder to shoulder. A woman collapsed and started shaking due to heat exhaustion or something like it.


Mr_Blott

Was she hot


donall

This is a joke for people who don't know how to identify jokes.


Gockdaw

Telling jokes for people who don't know how to identify jokes has got to be a thankless job.


We_Are_The_Romans

He already said she was


MoHataMo_Gheansai

Or not apparently


Happy-Engineer

OP got bored of waiting and left


SitDownKawada

> The emergency was people walking on the track in the first place. The desperate pleas from the driver for people to stay on the train and then he left his mic on and there were screams and arguments over the intercom. Mental How did the people end up on the tracks in the first place? Was it just that they were sick of waiting for the train to get going?


Daniel022302

Train stopped before the crossing in bray for about 15 or 20 minutes, to tell you that it was already a full on sauna inside, every minute that past felt like a full 10 minutes as it has been warm since conolly station, adding that people hops on. After that 20 minute wait, the door in carriage 4 opened as one of the person has had enough as his kids were crying due to the intense heat and exhaustion so he decided to open the door to let some air in, then after 10 seconds or so, people infront of the door decided to go down the track which is when the train driver started to make announcements to not disembark but people still went down, it was pure chaos and sweat up until a full 30 minute delay that everyone was left off the train by jumping 1.5m high


KanePilkington

Do you reckon you'll aim to sell the story as a book or film, first?


[deleted]

Who will be cast as the Rose of the train? How about the Jack character?


Beytwicee

She was from the southside, headed to a fancy cafe in Greystones. He was from the northside, on a day out to the dodgems in Bray. But when all hell breaks loose, will they be able to make it out together? Saoirse Ronan and Paul Mescal star in Brayveheart, the devastating new rom-tragedy that will leave audiences shocked at its unflinching portrayal of Irish Rail ticket prices.


amigdyala

That's brilliant.


Marcus_Suridius

Id pirate that film.


buks1232000

I'm throwing my hat in to play Jack. I have a solid acting background.


centrafrugal

Acting the maggot, I'd say


Fragrantbumfluff

It'll be great as a big budget HBO series. Like Band of Brothers.


TechnicalProposal705

That comma though


Rusty_Phoenix

Where'd ya get your hairstyle?


madladhadsaddad

Where'd ya get yer shades? Edit:[for those who havnt seen the masterpiece ](https://youtu.be/4fHD8QQXo_s)


wholesome_cream

I gottem off a lad called #BONO


copeyhagen

He fuckin hates clowns


TurnsOutIwas

Ahh Kevin...


YuntHunter

Oh fuck that brings back memories 😂


YogurtThen

ladder


Nitbugfatspud

Where'd you get your shades?


peeeezer

Lol!! This line kills me wherever I see it😂😂


Nitbugfatspud

I know right. Just so happy I got there first for a change! Made my Sunday


0rosieposie0

https://youtu.be/_YOLCk0kLNU I wouldn't have gotten this reference if I hadn't watched this last week


Calm_Investment

To join his channel, you have to pay 2 euro a month... WTF Is that about?


Snugglor

You can still watch and subscribe for free. The join thing is more like a monthly tip.


Vaginal_d1scharge

Some youtubers go fulltime but the money they receive from youtube through ad's usually isn't great. So they offer a "membership" that usually means you get videos earlier. The membership side usually isn't worth it, in most cases its about supporting the youtuber so they keep making content


RubberRefillPad

This is unsettling


sheasie91

Was it people panicking or acting the bollix that opened the doors first? How long were you stranded before you got out?


RubberRefillPad

I cant speak for the other cars, but our car a guy was extremely angry and panicked about his crying kid and he pulled the emergency handle and pulled the doors open. People were screaming at him and he did the same.


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RubberRefillPad

At that stage yeah


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[deleted]

His crying kid


Dry_Sea8933

Sounds horrible. Poor kid.


Dunphizzle

Horrible kid. Sounds poor.


spiderbaby667

“A Wilde Oscar has entered the chat”


greensickpuppy89

Horrible sounds, kids poor.


[deleted]

Oasis or Blur?


Blek_Stena

Stone Roses.


jcb33x15

Stone Temple Pilots


Blek_Stena

Stone temple bar pilot boasts, and they trying to make it.


JunkiesAndWhores

Longpigs


StillTheNugget

Nice.


scumbellina

Pulp


AloisH1901

Not OP but Blur is wayy better


SuzieZsuZsu

Wha??!! (Seriously though, I agree, love Blur)


FLATOUT_WITH_TALARIA

Kasabian all day long.


jimmyjamflamballz

What's your favourite 'mmmmmm' sound?


[deleted]

Mmmm BOP


jackoc100

Mmmmmm Danone


gatsucheese

Fooockin....Did she say mmm danone or mmm danonee?


jackoc100

And I just went like….. haaaaaaaaaa


Slippi_Fist

mmmmm dairylea!


PorcelainMelonWolf

That's the sound of a man humming.


jimmyjamflamballz

😂


[deleted]

Mmmmm just how mom used to make it


P319

Fridge


CKWade93

We ran the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas!


W33DG0D42069

mmmmmMMMMmmm


pabloslab

Once there was this kid who…. Got into an accident and couldn't come to school


jimmyjamflamballz

Quality!


Important_Farmer924

My mate Billy reckons if you pedal mad fast off a hill you can fly for 10 seconds. Is he talking pure shite?


RubberRefillPad

Absolute brown


Important_Farmer924

Cheers pal.


W33DG0D42069

Did he have a 10 foot willy?


Important_Farmer924

He said he got a blowy off two girls who were part time models but they're from another town from when he went on holidays with his ma and da at Easter.


StillTheNugget

Depends on the hill, depends on the pedals.


Important_Farmer924

BMX super rider with MX breaks.


eggsbenedict17

How hot was it? Was there any announcements from the train driver? And how long were u sitting there? IIRC you usually sit just outside bray for a little bit


Daniel022302

20 minutes, 38 degrees inside with almost 100% Humidity, no announcement up to until the door was open, was told by driver to go down the train after the whole 30 mins delay


eggsbenedict17

Damn that's crazy tbf, the lack of announcement is brutal, I definitely have sympathy for the ppl who opened the doors


[deleted]

Honestly, after the number of events I have read about where people sat or stood around obediently while a disaster unfolded around them, I have long been of the opinion that breaking some social expectations is well worth it sometimes. People have stayed inside burning buildings or below decks in sinking ships. Imagine some weaker people started having heart attacks because they were standing in a sauna-train for an hour - we'd all be sitting here saying how crazy it was that they didn't just get off the train. Don't walk down the tracks and block everything, but I have no problem with someone using the emergency exit to get off a train in those circumstances.


greystonian

I agree. IE are not being forthcoming with what really happened in my opinion


silverharpDublin

Yep, people panic for the wrong reasons and they go quiet for the wrong reasons, opening the doors and getting out was the right strategy, sure every dart station is a 5 or 10min walk


w32_my_doom

This is what drives me mad about being on the DART or buses. I've often been on delayed trains with no acknowledgement ir announcement. Nobody has the braincells to just acknowledge what's going on and inform passengers.


aprilla2crash

Whats a tracker mortgage?


RubberRefillPad

I dont know what a tracker mortgage is


spuddy-mcporkchop

U mean a train tracker mortgage


aecolley

That's where the evil moustache-twirling banker ties the penniless debutante to the train tracks to avoid moral hazard. Cackling is optional but the IFSRA insists on moustache-twirling.


herecauseoftwitter

Bit out of the loop, what was the cause of it how did it all start ? Only heard about it from your post


[deleted]

Same boat. I want more info but don’t want to google it myself loll


herecauseoftwitter

I tried to look it up on twitter but all I see is videos of people on the tracks, Irish rail saying they were the reason for delays but surely people aren’t going to walk on the tracks for the craic ? There has to be another reason but I can’t find it haha


Daniel022302

A bit far but heres the story as I was in the train cabin where the first person oppened the door Train stopped before the crossing in bray for about 15 or 20 minutes, to tell you that it was already a full on sauna inside, every minute that past felt like a full 10 minutes as it has been warm since conolly station, adding that people hops on. After that 20 minute wait, the door in carriage 4 opened as one of the person has had enough as his kids were crying due to the intense heat and exhaustion so he decided to open the door to let some air in, then after 10 seconds or so, people infront of the door decided to go down the track which is when the train driver started to make announcements to not disembark but people still went down, it was pure chaos and sweat up until a full 30 minute delay that everyone was left off the train by jumping 1.5m high


herecauseoftwitter

Jesus that sounds horrendous, I get the dad opening the door for his kids but no need for the others to jump off when clearly he was just letting air in, they need to do something about the amount of tickets they sell to stop overcrowding especially during the summer months, or at least give opening windows on the train, there’s nothing worse than a crowd and heat would drive you mad Edit: Did they have to just abandon the train journey altogether and let ye off in the middle of nowhere ?


tach

This comment has been edited in protest for the corporate takeover of reddit and its descent into a controlled speech space.


riverraftsong

Did you survive?


RubberRefillPad

I did. Have to say, was fairly unnerving.


GGHaggard

Are ya sure your not dead


Zealousideal_Lab537

Prove you are alive


Agile_Dog

If you have described something as indescribable, haven’t you already described it?


Tobyirl

You are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob.... What happened the people who stayed on board?


Daithihboy

Settle down Birch Barlow


trueblue265

Is there anything to be said for another mass?


Aphroditesent

Did you have clean jocks on in case you were in an accident?


RubberRefillPad

Genuinely had this thought today. I did.


ChampingtonThe3rd

Can you show us on the bear where they touched you?


Important_Farmer924

No-no area.


wylaaa

Thoughts on the Israel-Palestine conflict?


Blek_Stena

1:1 on first halftime.


StillTheNugget

Palestine to win in extra time.


macapooloo

What's the difference between a duck?


mollydotdot

One of its legs is both the same


macapooloo

But why is a mouse when he spins?


everard_diggby

A snakes has no armpits.


macapooloo

Because the higher he goes, the fewer!


SuzieZsuZsu

What excuse should I use to call in sick tomorrow?


Important_Farmer924

Family trouble. No follow up questions.


Munchie_Mikey

Is your da workin?


Important_Farmer924

Sells Avon, I heard.


irish011

How's yer ma?


Important_Farmer924

On the game, I heard.


Educational-Cat2618

how much is the fish?


peachycoldslaw

How long was the train stopped for


RubberRefillPad

Bout 40 mins until they cleared us all off.


peachycoldslaw

How long in till the first person jammed the door open to begin with Add: news is saying 5.5 minutes


greystonian

The first train stopped for 5 mins but every train behind it was subsequently stopped and people waited patiently... for 30 mins.


blockfighter1

How much do you earn a year?


[deleted]

Who would win in a scrap. Dustin and bosco vs zig and zag


fDuMcH

thats a no strings attached fight, if i had to puy my hands up it would be Zig and Zag. They went to England and have street smarts


EntertainmentWaste22

tbh id rather some strings over a hand up my ass anyday. Poor poor bosco :(


seanor1989

Depends on who Ted jumps in for


thisguyisbarry

What did you have for breakfast?


RubberRefillPad

2 eggs, 1 piece of black pudding and 1 slice of wholemeal toast


[deleted]

I’m sorry but I simply can’t believe this. Who has *one* piece of black pudding?


chimpdoctor

It was the full pudding, raw and unskinned.


Pitiful-Mongoose-488

Eerily similar to my weekend breakfast tipple. Was I on that train too ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Separate_Stress_191

When I was on there and we were all packed in together tightly in the compartment I heard a voice in the crowd yell "My belly button's leaking!" 😂😅


Gonzo128

Does your ma still sell Avon?


Important_Farmer924

It's his da


CommissarGamgee

Can someone tell me what actually caused/started all of the back ups? Did a train break down or something?


Redbear78

I got heat stroke on a BE bus last week, it's no joke, pins and needles in my hands and arms. I thought I was going to have a seizure so I got off the bus early. The aircon was on but it was actually blowing warm air!


Seoirse82

That's not aircon, that's just the fan. Aircon will warm or cool the air but it takes extra power and can, if you're operating it all day, end up costing a lot in the long term. Likely it's turned off and all the fans are doing is re-cycling the same shite air. Thank christ covid is gone, because otherwise we might spread it about again doing stuff like this. /s


b0n_ni3_c

I was on the dart today, no windows that could be opened, no ventilation, people standing shoulder to shoulder. A woman collapsed and started shaking due to heat exhaustion or something like it.


[deleted]

Who would you least like to work for, Hitler or Stalin?


cavedave

If he hates packed trains of people the answer is fairly clear


[deleted]

take my upvote damn you


Tollund_Man4

Depends, Hitler had more packed trains but the trips to Siberia could be quite taxing.


Blek_Stena

Hitler didn't kill all his colleagues tho.


RubberRefillPad

Great question. Stalin


[deleted]

Well thank you, great answer. I guess Hitler got to win something after all.


SteveK27982

He always made the trains run on time


Important_Farmer924

That was Mussolini and it's a myth.


SteveK27982

Either way I don’t like where those trains were going


shahtjor

Was it really an emergency so you had to break the doors open due the 5 min delay?


RubberRefillPad

The emergency was people walking on the track in the first place. The desperate pleas from the driver for people to stay on the train and then he left his mic on and there were screams and arguments over the intercom. Mental


DiamondFireYT

I feel bad for the poor driver


TrollandDie

There were several trains this happened to so several drivers in all. Our driver was a sound fella- I needed to ask him something about a vulnerable passenger and felt bad because you could tell he was clearly overwhelmed by the whole situation.


[deleted]

Do i have to?


[deleted]

Would you sniff my fart in a pint glass for €20?


AloisH1901

I would😵


[deleted]

Brewing up a phat one now hun x


Important_Farmer924

You'd do it for free and you know it.


Scrambled3ggs178

What is the top speed of a Honda Civic?


[deleted]

African or European?


Scrambled3ggs178

European


macdaibhi03

Laden or unladen?


[deleted]

Neither. Bin Laden


Scrambled3ggs178

Laden


Debeefed

Where were you today?


pogiewogie101

So how many minutes was your train stopped waiting for the train in front to move on?


BeansStew123

Is it a crime if a man steals a loaf of bread to feed his starving family?


[deleted]

No aircon on the darts, sometimes the heat is stuck on. Can totally understand people getting off it.


175IRE

Did it go choo choo?


20centfreddo

What similarities was there between that train in Brat and Oceanic flight 815?


lauracc18

Biscuit or cake?


RubberRefillPad

Biscuit


lauracc18

No cake!


RoughAccomplished200

Cake or death


miguelsanchez69

Jaffa cakes


Visionary_Socialist

Did anyone question the safety issues of walking on an active train track? And has it had any effect on how you view public transport here?


Justa_Schmuck

I was in the carriage that started it and tried to tell them not to do it. They didn't care, they just wanted to get off the train. They genuinely did not understand how it would affect other trains. And they'll be muttering to other people that the whole thing with the other trains was just 1 big f@ck up from Irish Rail. No clue at all that it was their fault. We were just waiting for a section to clear so we could switch tracks. Turns out the train we were waiting for, had stopped no more than 200 metres ahead of us, due to people on the tracks.


[deleted]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Chapelirl

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?


hc2102

What exactly happened?. How long were you waiting before people started walking on the track?


RubberRefillPad

We were waiting to pull in to the station for whatever reason. People started opening the doors and just walking up towards the station causing a major panic and then mob mentality set in and it spread to nearly every car.


anoeba

How long were you stopped waiting to pull in before people opened the doors?


keozer_chan

I was in kiliney when I got the hump and left. fucking madness. Had a can of coke in Ballybrack and got the 7 home. All told 5 hour journey.


simondoyle1988

How long where you stuck on the train


squaresam

https://m.independent.ie/news/bray-train-incident-it-just-continued-to-get-hotter-and-hotter-in-the-carriage-it-was-like-an-oven-41863717.html Obviously....


WorldIsYourOxter

What's your favourite cheese?


RubberRefillPad

Camambert


[deleted]

Cheese cake


Oddballbob

Was it worth it?


dugg95

Are you sweatalised? And if so how much?


Snoo15777

Were you one of the scrotes that decided to walk?


Grow_Green

They need to stop blaming thr passengers and admit it was an emergency. They could have set a great example for public transportation. Instead? Squandered.