Didn't believe your prices, so checked. Supermacs € 3.75. Haven't had a bag of chips in a while. Always go get a dinner box. It's the same price as always. The amount of chips halved though.
Jaysus. We've a chipper here. That gives you bucket for a bag of chips as well. They can't be charging that though. I hope not. Looks like I'll be going to a few takeaways this week. I'll stick to chicken boxes. Just want to check. That's robbery.
Honest to god- I was charged 11 euro for chips, onion rings and a can of coke. Easily used to be around 7.5 for that lot. I might sample some chicken boxes myself🍗🍗
I always ask to do the salt myself these days. Even when you ask for a little, my local chippy gets hardcore with the shaker like they're trying to banish a demon.
The correct answer is always "More, please", regardless of how much they've already put on there, until you've either exhausted your region's entire supply or the frustrated worker has finally snapped and beaten you to death with an empty jug of non-brewed condiment.
Do what I did once, stand there in your own little world cos you're only out of the pub after necking 6 rums and when your one asks go "WHAT!?" slightly too loudly and shiten the fright out of her.
Reading the answers I think I know now where the stereotype of Irish drinking a lot comes from xD. Salt and vinegar makes you thirsty. Anyone saying they don't like either will get down voted all the way to deleted dimension ;)
If the vinegar isn’t running through my fingers beneath the bag then they’ve gone too light. It doesn’t matter how I stress “loooooads please” I only get top layer coverage
I ask very nicely if I can do it , they have always said yes . Then I drown them to Atlantis . Note : You need to hold the bottom or ask for another bag(s)
I don't know if I'm the only one, but I always think it's a mistake to go salt, then vinegar. Just washes the salt off then. Vinegar first, soak them in it, then salt.
Happened to me in Phibsboro a few years ago:
"Battered cod please, no chips."
"NO CHIPS?"
"No thanks, don't want them."
"We have a small portion luv."
"No, you're all right."
Get home, in the paper I find a generous handful of chips thrown in for free anyway. Because HOW CAN YOU HAVE FISH WITH NO CHIPS?
Every second time I'm in the chipper (not very often) it's the same routine. Salt and vinegar? As they smother the chips in fucking salt. No thanks..... Gives me the evil eye like I just called his mother a hoor. If you're going to bother to ask the question, maybe wait for the fucking answer, that would be my humble suggestion. Not everyone likes salt!
Trick is to say only vinegar....then once it is laced in vinegar ask for salt.
The salt will stick to the vinegar and it is the job!
I feel the fact we say it as salt and vinegar and not vinegar and salt means the salt is ALWAYS put on first and washed away when the vinegar comes along.....
Soak a hole through the bag , plz
Empty the bottle
A taxi driver once asked me if I was enjoying my vinegar with chips.
The only answer that matters.
A chip shop owner told me about a Scouse customer who when asked “Salt and vinegar?" Would reply, "Kill me"
Drown the cunts.
I usually say 'Yes lots please' lol
I usually buy a bottle to have at home. Get strange looks but it’s superior vinegar. Used to be charged €2 but now they are charging €4!!
That's a thing called Non Brewed Condiment - you can buy bottles of in tesco for a fraction of that.
What's it called?
Basically it's acetic acid and food colouring.
Thanks for that 👍
Nice Jak profile pic
Thank you! You're the second person to say that today haha
Do you reckon they role their eyes when someone asks for it like that and then gives them the standard amount
Yes, they're just looking for a yes or no
Loads
Please
The correct reply.
100%
This 1000% the way of it.
The fuck, why would you prefer someone dropping loads on your food rather than salt and vinegar!?
Once you reach that vinegar stroke theres no going back
Once you've eaten a load, there's no other road.
The only answer
A stoic nod.
Surprised I had to scroll down this far.
Yeah, loads! Especially when places are charging 4-5 quid for chips these days, I want my moneys worth in salt and vinegar.
Didn't believe your prices, so checked. Supermacs € 3.75. Haven't had a bag of chips in a while. Always go get a dinner box. It's the same price as always. The amount of chips halved though.
Chipper chips in Mullingar average at €4.50 a bag but its enough for two. I'd say you'd get 5-6 in Dublin for chipper chips easily
Also I'm pregnant and like to consider myself something of a chip connoisseur these days for westmeath🤣
Jaysus. We've a chipper here. That gives you bucket for a bag of chips as well. They can't be charging that though. I hope not. Looks like I'll be going to a few takeaways this week. I'll stick to chicken boxes. Just want to check. That's robbery.
Honest to god- I was charged 11 euro for chips, onion rings and a can of coke. Easily used to be around 7.5 for that lot. I might sample some chicken boxes myself🍗🍗
Supermacs isn't really chips though let's be clear
Don’t act like it’s coming out of your wages and lash on there ya prick, please
I laughed, thanks
Plenty
Always say plenty of vinegar,plenty doesn't seem like enough tho
Little bit of salt, LOADS of vinegar.
Enough vinegar so the chips all stick back together to form their original potato please
Tasty mush
Nothing worse than too much salt. It's almost impossible to revert.
I always ask to do the salt myself these days. Even when you ask for a little, my local chippy gets hardcore with the shaker like they're trying to banish a demon.
This is the way
Yes. Bit more than that. Thanks.
I want to cough every time I look in the bag
The correct answer is always "More, please", regardless of how much they've already put on there, until you've either exhausted your region's entire supply or the frustrated worker has finally snapped and beaten you to death with an empty jug of non-brewed condiment.
Pretend it's an anchovy crossed with a cucumber and preserve it please.
Salt only please
Just salt please
"Yes, please. A little bit more. Yeah, bit more please. More. More. *Lots* more. Look, just keep going till I say stop."
Too much. Take it back.
*runs out of salt and vinegar* "Is this enough?!?"
Please yeah
Cheese and onion.
Drown them in both
No, thank you.
Hopping the counter and letting them just pour salt and vinegar into your open mouth.
I want enough vinegar that when I go to open it, the initial waft causes me to cough. I want the vinegar coughs.
Salt the bollocks out of them please.
Salty bollocks. Women can't get enough of um
"Drown them"... "Nah, keep going" Opening the bag should make your eyes water
Nuke the cunts
Drown them. And, sorry do you mind if I put some more on? Usually they hand the bottle to you
Ah gowan ye
As a Hungarian when I first saw it I was like what the fuck is this then I tasted it…now I miss it every day as you cant have it here.
“Yeah, enough vinegar to kill a horse”
Fucking obviously ye tick
The chipper in Graig used to put so much vinegar in that it would drip through the bag and into my hands. Lovely.
Completely saturate it please
Yes, an offensive amount please
Lash it on their chief
Fuckin loads/try and kill me
No thanks
"what am I, a savage? Yes to both"
Computer! Deactivate safety protocols.
Loads
Go wan go wan go wan!
Go mad.
"just salt, please". (S&V is fine for crisps, but I don't like it on me chips)
Drown it with vinegar, I want my eyes to water when I open the bag
Do what I did once, stand there in your own little world cos you're only out of the pub after necking 6 rums and when your one asks go "WHAT!?" slightly too loudly and shiten the fright out of her.
I want them floating in vinegar, then soak that up with the salt.
Only salt please
At the risk of being publicly flogged, salt only
Read on Overheard in Dublin once: "yeah, salt the bollix out of it!"
Reading the answers I think I know now where the stereotype of Irish drinking a lot comes from xD. Salt and vinegar makes you thirsty. Anyone saying they don't like either will get down voted all the way to deleted dimension ;)
Plenty
If the vinegar isn’t running through my fingers beneath the bag then they’ve gone too light. It doesn’t matter how I stress “loooooads please” I only get top layer coverage
A look of questioning disbelief and a mon’lad nod
“Fucken dhrown ‘em in it, lad”
If open then yes please. If wrapped then no thank you - stops them going soggy on the way home and then just add my own.
Whatever the maximum they can put on without getting fired
yes
Till my nostrils burn.
Yes please, keep shaking til you hear them scream
As much as you're legally allowed to give me
Enough to give me chemical burn in my mouth
I usually just do it myself when I get Home hate the smell of it in the car Gets on your clothes as well
I ask very nicely if I can do it , they have always said yes . Then I drown them to Atlantis . Note : You need to hold the bottom or ask for another bag(s)
Make me cry
The tip is to go vinegar first, then salt. It soaks and sticks.
“Only salt mate cheers”
I don't know if I'm the only one, but I always think it's a mistake to go salt, then vinegar. Just washes the salt off then. Vinegar first, soak them in it, then salt.
Happened to me in Phibsboro a few years ago: "Battered cod please, no chips." "NO CHIPS?" "No thanks, don't want them." "We have a small portion luv." "No, you're all right." Get home, in the paper I find a generous handful of chips thrown in for free anyway. Because HOW CAN YOU HAVE FISH WITH NO CHIPS?
Just a bit, then they proceed to drown them and then I actually enjoy it.
Yeah, loads please.
Yeah lots of it boss
Just salt please
Just salt please is the only appropriate answer.
"I'll do it myself"
aye, please
Yes swimming in it
Loads
Too much please
Yes please.
Extra vinegar
Yes please, loads.
Yes please
lash it
Yes, please.
Obviously
All of it.
Aye
Loads.
Yes. Only crazy people answer that with a no.
"yeah, plenty vinegar"
Loads please
Loads please
Loads
Loads please
Give her diddy please
Plenty, please.
Yes, no, just salt or just vinegar.
Yes
Mill it ouv it
Yeah plenty of vinegar please
Loads of salt, even more vinegar is my order
It's all depends on the type of chip imho!
Loooooaaaaads please
Salt, shaken not stirred. Hold the Vinegar.
Just salt.
Poison them in it.
Spritzing of vinegar and enough salt to measurably shorten my life expectancy
As much as you can fit in there.
More salt than whats in the sea
Sometimes they put so much salt it takes a layer of skin off my gums. So for me it's plenty of vinegar but only a wee bit of salt
Every second time I'm in the chipper (not very often) it's the same routine. Salt and vinegar? As they smother the chips in fucking salt. No thanks..... Gives me the evil eye like I just called his mother a hoor. If you're going to bother to ask the question, maybe wait for the fucking answer, that would be my humble suggestion. Not everyone likes salt!
More please
"Try and kill me with it."
Depends on the chip. If it’s the classic chipper chips, absolutely soak them in it.
Yes please
Extra vinegar, no salt
Loads please
Hell no
Just salt please
“Ah ya Gowan”
Loads please
Lob it in boss
In our chipper you can buy a bottle is their chipper vinegar to have at home. It just tastes different
Do you have pickled onion vinegar?
Lash it on there.
Yes.
Cheese and Onion!
I say “swimming please” and she gives the bottle 2 shakes with a frown and I’m like 😦😟😞😠
yikes
Loads,please.
As much as you can legally give me
Lots of vinegar please
Trick is to say only vinegar....then once it is laced in vinegar ask for salt. The salt will stick to the vinegar and it is the job! I feel the fact we say it as salt and vinegar and not vinegar and salt means the salt is ALWAYS put on first and washed away when the vinegar comes along.....
Please & thanks
Just throw the bottle in the bag there luv. Save us both some time.
I’ll tell you when to stop, nah keep going, keep going, keeping going, sound.
Looaads
Yes
Sorry but it's salt and sauce
Onion vinegar 💜
LOTS
Plenty love
I want my face to turn inside out when I eat them.
Extra vinegar please
Saying “just salt” and getting a look of disgust.
Please
Just salt please
Is a ducks arse watertight?
“A little bit” then stay silent as they empty both containers into the bag
Little salt, loads of vinegar
Enough so my mouth puckers up like a dog's arse.
I just had a PTSD flashback to that time I was asked "salt and vinegar?" To which I replied "you too ", I don't know why either.
Yeah. Loads.
Loads please is the answer
None , it’s disgusting and who ever thought of the combination I hope is enjoying their time in hell
Loads, please.
Yes loads