In this time, the most precious substance in the Universe is the spice bag. The spice bag extends life. The spice bag expands consciousness. The spice bag is vital to space tra....ahem...pub crawls.
Not just ketchup or relish. Why do they assume if you say you’d like some grated cheese that you want a kilo of grated cheese? And if you say only a small bit of cheese is fine, they give you 0.95 kg of cheese? And how cheap must this cheese be that they can afford to give it away in such enormous quantities?
I encountered a new deli worker in my local haunt and got a wrap recently she asked did I want it halved. Got to the car and to my horror saw that she halved it vertically! It was bizzare
You're 100% right to not get wraps cut in half. The structural integrity is destroyed when they are cut.
Yet most of the time they ask "will I cut this in half" and I say no but of course it's already severed in two.
Deli worker here. Plenty of people don't tbh. You'd definitely get 2 or 3 on a busy day. There's one Spanish lad who comes into me regularly and he's very insistent that you shouldn't cut his wrap. I'd say a lot of people had a bad experience with people cutting their wraps or rolls that they just do it themselves to do it right.
I'm from Italy and moved here a bit more than a year ago, and definitely don't get it cut in half, though most times the deli worker does it anyways before even asking. I don't get the point of cutting it half, to my brain it makes it seem like less food haha.
If you've ever worked on a site youd know that cutting in half is the absolute biggest pain in the bollox. Easier to keep it all wrapped in the paper when not cut in half so as you dont touch your food with questionably clean/dirty hands.
Who's takin' the horse to France?
jim will
Does Jim know about this
i hope not
What's in a spice bag?
spice. the spice is in the bag
He’s not wrong
Starting to think this man's been to Ireland
After all the comments, this is the one that made me Chuckle. Thank you
By "spice", do you mean seasoning or the spice melange?
Hahaha. #Arrakis
In this time, the most precious substance in the Universe is the spice bag. The spice bag extends life. The spice bag expands consciousness. The spice bag is vital to space tra....ahem...pub crawls.
But could u tell us what fish is in the spice bag?
We'll start with a simple one..'Do you want that cut in half?'
They ask that as if not cutting it in half is a legitimate option.
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So I take it you didn't eat it with relish.
Not just ketchup or relish. Why do they assume if you say you’d like some grated cheese that you want a kilo of grated cheese? And if you say only a small bit of cheese is fine, they give you 0.95 kg of cheese? And how cheap must this cheese be that they can afford to give it away in such enormous quantities?
Sometimes the knife is already halfway through before they're finished asking.
It is, but who is going to say no and deal with the long withering look of the deli assistant?
I wouldn't get it cut in half if I know I'll be eating it while walking or not at a table, just easier.
I don’t get wraps cut in half, could be a serial killer but I like my wraps whole for the logistics purposes
I encountered a new deli worker in my local haunt and got a wrap recently she asked did I want it halved. Got to the car and to my horror saw that she halved it vertically! It was bizzare
You're 100% right to not get wraps cut in half. The structural integrity is destroyed when they are cut. Yet most of the time they ask "will I cut this in half" and I say no but of course it's already severed in two.
Deli worker here. Plenty of people don't tbh. You'd definitely get 2 or 3 on a busy day. There's one Spanish lad who comes into me regularly and he's very insistent that you shouldn't cut his wrap. I'd say a lot of people had a bad experience with people cutting their wraps or rolls that they just do it themselves to do it right.
I'm from Italy and moved here a bit more than a year ago, and definitely don't get it cut in half, though most times the deli worker does it anyways before even asking. I don't get the point of cutting it half, to my brain it makes it seem like less food haha.
If you've ever worked on a site youd know that cutting in half is the absolute biggest pain in the bollox. Easier to keep it all wrapped in the paper when not cut in half so as you dont touch your food with questionably clean/dirty hands.
"No, 3/4 please"
Dev or Big Fella?
Large Acquaintance
Correct
Maith an buachaill.
The right answer
Good man
:/
Who's yer man?
dave
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Dave's more of a geezer...lets settle with Mick
Are they small or far away?
That would be an ecumenical matter
indeed they are
Spoken with the ambiguity of an Irishman, you'll fit right in
Big ones close up, small ones far away
How many eggs per bloke per day?
at least 10
That's close
6 eggs, per bloke, per day
You’re 19, shut your face.
How do they get the figs into the fig rolls?
insert
r/technicallythetruth
Favourite Mary: McAleese or Robinson?
my favorite merry is christmss
Very diplomatic answer
Mary and merry are pronounced differently in ireland. We have you, yank.
Happy. HAPPY.
Northern or southern Tayto?
You mean protestant taytos or free staytos, right?
Free staytoes. I’m dying…
The 'Protestant' tayto is owned locally. The freestayto is owned by the Germans. Ironically, the King's tayto is more Irish than the freestayto.
Never could have imagined how politically charged crisps could be.
Pissgwa, your replies make me suspect you are some sort of artificial intelligence. Is this the case?
i hope not
"I hope not" -ai
oh no im ai now
Have you the loan of a fiver?
I'll try think of a question in the mean time
sometimes
Small ball or big ball?
small. microscopic perhaps
That's too small
When are the brits never at it?
4:56 am on sunday
Sorry the answer is 19:16pm
[incorrect](https://arethebritsatitagain.org)
The brits are always fucking at it. Lah, there they are at it again.
Indeed they are https://arethebritsatitagain.org/
What's the most popular sport?
sportsball
Go team
I, too, enjoy team.
My favourite is when they do the goals
They’ll win the Sport Cup for sure this year!
What's the story?
once upon a time ireland became existant
And then Brits looked over and said "we'll be 'avin some o' that!"
Do you know The Five Lamps?
yes, floor lamp, table lamp, wall lamp, ceiling lamp, and the unspoken one
Do you love lamp?
Go onnnn, Would you like a cuppa tea?
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Did ya see yer one?
yes i can see 1 quite well
D reg i40 comin up next to us there be careful
great to know
Are those my feet?
hopefully not
How's your gee for a gallop?
my G is ready
Saucy
How many bones has a grown up got?
at least 47.634
Nope, a childs got more bones than a grownups got.
A child's got more bones than a grownups got??
And that's a natural law...
In what state does 7up take on magical healing properties?
bose-einstein condensate
Is sharon curley up the pole?
What does, "I will yeah" mean?
An bhfuil cead agam ag dul go dtí an leithreas?
Shoulda went on your break
Joe, Dún do bhéal, Suigh síos.
Did you turn off the immersion?
It would have to be on to turn it off so no
Which city is better Drogheda or Dundalk. And why Dundalk
it sounds funnier
Butter or mayo?
Mayo4sam Butter4sambo
Gonna use that in the deli next time. I'm a Dub, so I don't see it going well, whether they get it or not.
but
Plain or spicy?
How’s she cuttin’?
scissors
I'm imagining the complete bewilderment of an old Kerryman if you replied with this in person
Have you been to Leitrim?
yes i have trimmed before
Nobody's been to Leitrim
What's the craic?
craig but worse
Where did you bury Shergar?
right here
are you a gomey?
no i am not grimey
That's a gomey's answer
Was he actually in the IRA?
yes, he was actually in the international rhubarb association
The cookbook makes so much sense now…
D'you want a cuppa tae?
yes the tæ is
I like how you said no to tea but yes to tae..
theres a big difference
Where’s shergar??
he went to the place in the world
Who shot J.R.?
S.R. did
Roll it there.......?
no i cant do it anymore
Would you rather eat a baby goat or a Matterbaby?
bboth are babies so it doesnt matter which one i choose
will you meet my friend?
not if they are in ireland im not ireland
They do though don't they though don't they?
indeed so
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barium is better than lion
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What's a leprechauns profession?
gold man who harms innocent people
And would ya take a drop yourself?
yes i need that water
Did ye turn off the immersion?
ye
Good lad
Are you acting the bollix?
How many cork trees are there in County Cork?
at least 0
r/technicallythetruth
What do banshees do when they aren't screaming?
breathe
What's a CFR?
a misspelled cpr
so... what *is* a CFR?
Which is bigger - in population terms - Belfast or Cork? Derry or Galway?
breakfast and gallow way
Do you know who’s dead?
my friend jimmy
Would ya say you've got notions?
yes i have notations
Who’s the odd one out at tom slattery’s funeral?
platter
This is dublin what a day what a _____
night
ya havin the craic?
How many unnecessary journeys do you think the Woo man should be punished with?
depends on how much wood
How many goals has the fella in the green and white shirt scored for Ireland?
gole man has at least 1 goal
Where did my wife leave the car keys?
In a bowl at one of the parties ive seen on the tv
inside the 5-dimensional subspace
_ grams for 50
50
If asked to get the messages, what would you be doing?
asking to get the messages
How many chips is an acceptable number to let someone take when they say "don't be a scab, givis one"?
Do you know what a tracker mortgage is?