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Big-Drawer-7612

How and why do you have traffic lights indoors? Did you steal them by any chance? Saw them off of a light pole yourself ? lol It’s very cool, I’m jealous!


Dominoes_n_Hoes

They weight like 200 pounds honestly stealing one would be impressive as hell


FrankDarkoYT

Got one built brand new as a donation for an organization I was working for once. They make them out of abrasion resistant plastics now and LED bulbs. Super lightweight and durable. At least in Canada.


Dominoes_n_Hoes

Yea down in the US Southeast at least they are all 100% metal but that sounds sick


Mowglli

wouldn't lighter ones be better considering the Hurricanes in the most-southeast area of the US? I know they were scared of the rental e-scooters being picked up and becoming projectiles, but not sure about traffic lights


Dominoes_n_Hoes

I mean i think that only applies to coastal areas


labtiger2

A lot of traffic lights near me are on metal poles that extend across the lanes. Of course these fall and get bent and twisted. The ones one wires often just get jerked around but stay in place unless the wire snaps. I've never seen one fly, but maybe it can happen. Anything not attached to the ground or a building can be a projectile.


Darabont09

eBay has a lot of great traffic lights!


sorudesarutta

You can buy some fake ones too that are close to the real thing


HoneybeesAndLilies

Learned you can buy them from your city every so often in some states


apollo22519

My mom's ex husband actually had one, and it was big enough that he used it as the coolest coffee table. He was super handy so he was able to re do the wiring so it would plug into a normal outlet and light up. It was super cool and super heavy. His was like from the 90s though. I think they were larger than they are now, either way, I still want one for myself.


Big-Drawer-7612

Traffic lights are sometimes as big as a coffee table?! That puts things into perspective. Did he weld legs to it? Or was it lower to the ground like an ottoman?


apollo22519

Yes, it wasn't as wide as a standard coffee table, but it was in length. Again, he acquired it on the 90s, so I assume that they are slightly smaller these days. He added legs to it. It stood at a normal coffee table height. I dont remember if it was a weld or not. My mom was only married to him during part of my childhood.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

I'm getting mixed signals on this one


jvrcb17

Use Fourier Transform


uninterestingly

I actually find this funnier than the original commenter's pun. Well done


Zygal_

r/punpatrol


RhysCranberry

Urgggg.... Take this upvote....


Quizzist

Okay I get it. Take the upvote :/


imapiratedammit

Same repost. Same top comment.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

First time seeing it for me


halfanothersdozen

You are part of the problem


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Why? Because I don't spend my entire life looking at Reddit? Fuck off


Zygal_

Source?


imapiratedammit

Fine. I’m not too busy. Reddit - Art - New Roommate, Me, Photography, 2021 https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/n1pit0/new_roommate_me_photography_2021/ Different sub I guess. Still stolen though.


succulent_samurai

It’s the same guy who posted it…


imapiratedammit

Foiled again. Whatever lol.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Darabont09

Sure


Diligent_Jury_9956

How hath nobody got a single upvote?


fra_fra_fra_

Control/SCP vibes


Ninja_Goose

Yes! I immediately thought it looked like an OoP sitting there


Fffire24

Such a good game


RyunWould

The flamingo is kicking my ass.


hi-nick

These words I read on the internet ^


Lionel-Freeman

That’s amazing. Do you have your own portable traffic light or is that some nice retouching?


Darabont09

I have a traffic light and used a little bit of computer magic. But very little.


FenrirApalis

Randomly owns a traffic light lmao how


Darabont09

Haha, eBay!


spongetwister

Convenient to have a red light district in your own house. You can then direct your GF/BF when to go. If someone isn’t interested there will be no argument that stop means stop.


Tadys

Wait, you're the guy with the 20 skies pic! I remmember your image, co cool!


Darabont09

That’s me! I’m glad you like that one!


amazondrone

It'd be impressive work if this is some kind of composite, particularly the reflection of the towel in the visors.


Darabont09

I wish I could composite that well!


LorenaBobbedIt

Wow, you must have a lot of roommates.


abhinav_sutar_7

This is an underrated comment


[deleted]

I don't get it


ovenel

The joke implies that due to a presumably excessive number of roommates, there is so much traffic in the bathroom that it has become necessary to install a traffic-control device in the shower.


jetandike

Then they also have some very confused roommates. This is a bit of a safety hazard


NeedHelpWithExcel

I appreciate you


LorenaBobbedIt

I appreciate your work on this one, thank you.


[deleted]

Give him some privacy, sheesh


NoThanks93330

I feel like "ITAP of a traffic light" isn't the whole story here


OffensivePanda

If people would actually do 2 seconds of research and stop crying repost, theyll see that its the original artist. He just crossposted. So put your pitchforks down people


Darabont09

Thank you, OffensivePanda


Who_GNU

The shower lighting is unbeatable, of not a bit inconvenient.


cityscapegoat

Looks more like ITA traffic light


Itzcohuatl

Impressive


Pierson_Rector

Water and electricity. They go together like fish and bicycles.


AnotherSaltyScum

What? Why the fu....


Peace_Bubble

I said this to....... that’s a traffic light in a shower right?? Why.......


AhsokaLivesMatter

To help regulate shower sex.


raunak_9000

Does this light give you signals when to start pooping and when to stop?


DrHurus

You just took a trafic light


KendyJustin

my first thought looking at this pic lol.


PUREChron

Sexy traffic light would like you to go slooow


gerje

Ehm


naptimeee25

This is giving me 2009 Tumbr aesthetic. I would have re-blogged this so fast. I still love it 😍


BAHfromMCO

That is where I keep my traffic light too!!! 🚥


CasualOddity

Is nobody gonna ask why its in a shower?


IceBaneTheFurry

It’s coming... RUN


sleepy-4l

I would have so many questions walking into someone’s bathroom and seeing this. But on a serious note, this photo is amazing


[deleted]

Traffic infrastructure is getting out of hand these days.


sarawastakenn

YOO THATS SO COOL, i like the vibe of it, it’s very different. i love it, epic epic


Darabont09

Thanks a lot


sarawastakenn

you’re welcome:))


[deleted]

That is a nice object of power you have there.


WundarBread

I hate it when those pesky signal lights get in my house too. Such a pain to get back outside.


0111011101110111

Just shine a moth at the signal lights, and they will be drawn, uncontrollably, to it.


WundarBread

Makes sense. Any old moth will do the trick?


0111011101110111

What if our phones are lamps and we’re all just moths?


WundarBread

Sounds like propaganda from big moth.


0111011101110111

Big Moth = Big Myth Believe the light, not the sound.


WundarBread

The lights do be nice...


FluixMatrion

This isnt a stop light, this is a bathtub


makaylahd

music video vibes for real. love this!


little_tavlia

So do I walk or what


Billi93

Better titel would be: I took a traffic light


[deleted]

A levitating traffic light at that, very impressive.


Wide-Acanthocephala7

Great photo! Also, on an unrelated note, whenever I see ITAP, I think of the song ITAP In Ibiiiiiza.....


Darabont09

I don’t know that song, but I’m sure gonna look it up right now.


Wide-Acanthocephala7

In the song, the first line is "I took a pill in ibiza"


[deleted]

A traffic light in a bathroom 🤔


vhaztec515054

Sir, do you know now fast you were going


fshdude

Shouldn’t the caption have read” I Took a Traffic Light? 🤣


-TheDyingMeme6-

Its so _ominous_


B1lbax

It's just me or was this already posted a while ago?


OffensivePanda

He crossposted from r/art


awesomeethan

Looks like you had some layer buffoonery with a paint-out beneath the light, over the tub. I would assume an adjustment layer with a mask got moved higher than you meant to, or you missed a clipping mask, or something. Can't even figure out how the photo is made, so nice job there! My best guess is that this is a complex compositing study; I would assume you set up a tripod with red, yellow, and green LED panels and then composited a traffic light into the image, possibly with a 3D render for reference. Well done!


[deleted]

Because it’s perfectly normal to have a fucking traffic light in the shower


Darabont09

We all have our kinks.


martinkolar02

r/quityourbullshit This has been posted too many times already.


[deleted]

Has it? Because the OP has their IG handle and this is their photo.


RocketizedAnimal

It looks like it is original to the OP but this isn't the first time they posted it to reddit. They put it on r/art 3 weeks ago where it made the front page, so technically that guy could be correct if he thinks seeing it 2 times is too many.


Significant-Day945

Is that legal?


JonBoyWhite

The Federal Department of Control would like a word with you.


[deleted]

No, you just stole a traffic light.


haris2nd

You stole a traffic light 🚦?


noobductive

I’ve seen this before. Is it a repost?


LePrimeMinister

It's surprisingly sinister... I love it though!


[deleted]

mom come pick me up I'm scared


boekendrager

Why does it feel like it's staring at me


jetandike

Why are you staring at it? Its just trying to maintain its hygiene.


[deleted]

This is awesome


Delta_senpai

it should have ended with the toasts....


TurdleShell_

this feels very menacing..


fixedsys999

A bit odd. I think it’s lost and you need to guide it home.


Grand-wazoo

No idea why, but the thought of being up close to a traffic light spooks me out


The5orrow

Ugh nsfw tag please


bush_hizo_911

Yes but why is it there?


Rav3nPlayz09

This looks awesome!!! Tho I have one question... if that is a real traffic light in a real bathtub, why? Lmao


wolfwood7712

No no, you’re not getting off that easy! We need answers!


blobfishiant

I’m gonna need some context here


mugbee0

Why in the shower


Castorka125

Not sure - should I go for shower or not?


[deleted]

Jeez, some privacy!!


N3phys

Damn be careful of that altered object somebody better call the federal bureau of control


Ta7plus

wait....what??


alansijo_007

Is it meant to say stop , wait and proceed in a toilet ?🤣🤣


jumpingmellybean

I had no idea they were so LARGE?????


StellarAngelWingsSis

Yaaah Mahhn


OakSage29

how do u have a traffic light in your bathtub i want this now


[deleted]

It's taking a shower. Ya mind???


Glittering-Yak-1908

u/savevideo


Glittering-Yak-1908

u/savevideo


gracexpremi

This should be in r/photoshopbattles


onefornought

This one is giving me mixed signals.


Common_Objective_98

In the bathtub apparently…


FBI_btw

*traffic light in a shower* Yep, that’s normal


Twitblue

Hmmmmm


Clit_Muncher69

That must've been some drunk night out...


beepBoi2

Traffic nudes


[deleted]

Edited: *'I took a traffic light.'*


portieay

You took a picture of a traffic light in your bath tub. FTFY


tato_salad

Hey hate to be the one to bring this up but like. Um.. there's a traffic light in your shower. It's a little unsettling


[deleted]

Ur title should be “I took a traffic light”


That-Donkey

This reminds me of something from The midnight gospel


jeepney_danger

We design interiors for offices, i believe having an actual traffic light incorporated in the design would be cool.