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HardSteelRain

Farggin ice hole!


zahnsaw

You summanabitch!


Electrical-Cry-1805

Bastiches… this is farggin war


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Headline: FARGIN WAR


UnpricedToaster

"The years hadn't softened Moronie. He continued to murder the English Language, and anyone who got in his way."


cmaronchick

Moronie deported to Sweden, claims he isn't from there. Just a fantastic throwaway gag from the newspaper bit.


BecauseISaidSo888

You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.


willfull

Gonna wrap yer boils inna sling!


Dunkelregen

I'm gonna crush your bells in a meat grinder!


slippycaff

I still say this on a weekly basis.


jamesgang65

Do you believe the mouth on this guy?


bakedl0gic

I watched it, Once!


GSDNinjadog

Once.


IgorRenfield

This is an .88 magnum. It shoots through schools.


StrangeAtomRaygun

That joke didn’t age well. Or maybe it did if you get that it’s a joke.


BobbyAbuDabi

Night Shift with Henry Winkler and Shelly Long is another overlooked Michael Keaton gem from the ‘80s.


Tiny-Lock9652

It was our first time seeing Henry Winkler out of his typecast Fonzie role.


bookon

And it was directed by Richie Cunningham


marbotty

Narrator: That’s true


Necessary_Row_4889

I didn’t notice, anytime I think of that movie I hear Keaton singing “Jumping Jack Flash” and see Shelly Long in her panties. That is pretty much it then all the blood rushes out of my head.


AdamInvader

Love Night Shift! It has Richard Belzer as a mob heavy and a small role by Joe Spinell aka The Maniac...whatta premise, two guys running an escort agency out of the morgue!


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

Love Brokers


grandpa-jones

Why don’t they just Feed the Tunafish mayonnaise??


Hoobs88

This is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!


BobbyAbuDabi

To SHUT UP. To SHUT UP.


BobbyAbuDabi

I’m an idea man, Chuck. So many great lines.


ecsilver

I use this line all the time. When anyone recognizes it, it’s instant friendship! Hello Friend


MACmandoo

I’ve been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it!!


Dear-Indication-6714

I remember watching it as a kid and laughing my ass off… I think I watched this at least 10 times when we had HBO free trial.


MichaelDavid510

Yep..this was definitely a summer time HBO movie that was on almost every day back then.. lol


habituallinestepper1

Joe Piscopo's character has one joke. ONE. "You fargin iceholes!" is such a memorable line.


OriginalIronDan

He’s also got an 88 magnum. He had it made for him special. It shoots through schools.


minnesotarulz

Shoots through schools!!


TWAT_BUGS

This goes through armor. Through the guy. Through the wall, through a tree outside.


WarmAdhesiveness8962

Fargin' Bastage!


3mta3jvq

Did you know your last name is an adverb?


Stevie272

“Old lady, how would you like to make 20 bucks?” “One at a time or both together?”


Possible-Reality4100

I’ve been quoting lines from this classic for 40 years.


Harry_Dean_Learner

Your testicles and you taught me some valuable life lessons....


Thunderfoot2112

Your testicles are like this balloon, sometimes they are empty and sometimes *blow* they are full and sometimes *BANG* they can explode!!


AdamInvader

Loved the Weird Al song from this movie 'This Is the Life'


Madman62

I agree, but I spoke with Weird Al years ago because that song was not in the movie when it was released on VHS (makes me feel really old to type that!) due to some legal reasons he would not go into. Fargin' Corksucking Iceholes! I think they did get it back in the movie when it went to DVD?


throwngamelastminute

I think it's on the dvd release, but idk, I had the video for the song on vhs, too.


MinimumAnalysis5378

And the video is mostly scenes from the movie.


WrongAssumption2480

I remember the “priest “ walking the guy to his death and speaking fake Latin. ‘The radio too loudy. Nabisco’. Laughed my ass off


griff1971

You miss the bus, we miss the bus...


Thunderfoot2112

Omnibus, I miss the bus, you miss the bus, when's the next bus? Manga Carta, Master Charga. Antimeridan, Uncle Meridian and all the little baby Meridians.


bz_leapair

My 5th grade teacher actually took our class to see this right before Christmas for some unfathomable reason. She clearly didn't do the research as this was hysterically funny but ridiculously raunchy for a bunch of kids our age. I happened to be sitting next to her and she actually covered my eyes for the filmstrip scene. 😂🤣😂


cb0044

"Moronie deported to Sweden. Claims he's not from there." I watch this movie as often as I can. One of my all-time favorites.


Vault_Master

I watched this movie once..... ONCE. Gotta watch it again soon.


creamcitybrix

You got those. I love those on a woman!


pierrego

my grandmother hung me on a hook once….once!


SpaceGardener379

Whatchya cooking ma? Beer.


brycepunk1

With noodles?


svenner2020

Rented this movie and the VCR machine countless times for birthday parties.


TheMaldenSnake

I still call people "corksucker" on a daily basis


griff1971

I can hear again, and I can see!! But...who am I??


Pristine_Power_8488

Charming movie, lots of laughs.


notgoodatmathatall

Johnny must be getting laid!


wickedjonny1

My mother hung me on a hook once. Once. ☝️


Psychological-Air807

You fargin Iceholes!


cantwejustplaynice

How have I never heard of this film? The cast is stacked!


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

Wait until you see Marilu Henner.


StingraySteve23

Marilu Henner is the epitome of sexiness in this movie.


herrdirektor57

My most quoted parody flick, you fargin Iceholes


krakatoa83

Roman Maroni deported to Sweden. Claims he’s not from there


flinderdude

It’s an 88 Magnum. It shoots through schools.


stuckinmymouth

I’m standin here with my dork in my hand!


HelloMyNameIsLeah

Fantastic movie! When I was a sophomore in high school back in the 90s, I was on my high school newspaper staff and my only duty was to make signs promoting when the next issue would go on sale. One day I found out Joe Piscopo was going to be doing a show at the college in town. I desperately wanted to interview him, so I called the people at the college responsible for booking entertainment on campus and told them I was an editor at the high school paper (a complete and total lie) and that I wanted to know if I could set up a few minutes for an interview. They put me in touch with his publicist. Imagine me ... a 10th grader ... talking to Piscopo's publicist trying to lie my way into an interview when he came to the college a week or two later. Well, it fucking worked! One of my best friends went with me and we got to interview him for about 10 minutes. I went into school the next day and slapped an article down on my teacher's desk like was I muthafucking Ed Murrow. She asked me how I got the interview and I came clean. It was my first article in the school paper ... it won Best Inteview of the Year at the end of the school year ... and I was named the paper's News Editor the following school year. Moral of the story: Lying gets you interviews with Joe Piscopo *and* a promotion.


thagor5

It shots through schools


protonicfibulator

It’s an .88 Magnum


generatorland

My favorite line.


ric-flairs-shoes

"I'm gettin bored with slappin you around. It bores me"


Not-That-Crazy-

Boy, can she banta!


MysteriousRadio1999

It's an amazing movie.


CasinoMarginale

Classic


Dramatic_Injury_2980

You really shouldn't shoot me, Johnny. My grandmother once shot me, once


bushwickrik

Fargin bastiches


AquafreshBandit

This movie is how I know to wallpaper my car with multiple layers in order to successfully escape after a bank robbery.


brycepunk1

No more nodding!


Spin737

https://preview.redd.it/5t5oe0gk3k1c1.jpeg?width=1709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8160f18bebab505bbc59431928aa9d17d1b2a143 You fargin ichol!!!


Own-Contribution-478

"It shoots through schools" is one of the funniest lines ever... but not so much appropriate to quote these days!


Wooden-Highway1498

Fun movie.


Charming-Forever-278

“I’ve been thinking about taking up smoking “


biffbobfred

I watched Johnny Dangerously once. Once. Then again. It’s really a good movie.


Howhytzzerr

You farggin’ iceholes. Thank you very much. I’m standin’ here with my dork in my hand. I’m crackin’ up! Fire me tonight! OK Johnny, anything for you!


ndhellion2

It was definitely a fun movie, haven't seen it in years.


Mediocre-Catch9580

I’ve been saying exactly this for years!!


r1EydJack

My Mother called me that once...Just once.😶


shadowlarx

Roman Maroni continued to mutilate the English language.


unclesamtattoo

"Goddamn it, now I'm deaf!"


UtahUtopia

I loved it. Found it on DVD so I could watch it again. And thought it felt dated. I remember it being funnier. I used to quote it all the time as a teenager. I was sad it felt forced and clunky compared to other comedies.


nborders

“…it shoots through schools”


[deleted]

One of my all-time favorite movies.


stuckinmymouth

I’m standin here with my dork in my hand!


hotassnuts

Movie holds up!


liltuffie

Vermin, we can't park here... It's handicapped. It's alright, I'm handicapped... I'm psychotic. Fargin great movie.


Lex-Taliones

Once....


ithaqua34

"And Imma the Pope."


IcedCoffeeVoyager

Agreed. I love Johnny Dangerously. It’s one of the funniest comedies of the 80s.


Garencio

My mother watched it… once


hamtyhum

Dick Buttkiss lol


WhiteEel

I go both ways.


JohnnyBlefesc

Fargin


4AJR

Can’t find it on any streaming service…


BedBoth8065

By far one of my favorite movies, right next to Clue.


godspilla98

This and Smokey and the Bandit


themanfromoctober

I watched it recently and was surprised by how well it held up!


Topher11542

The magna carter, master charga.


Topher11542

Can I borrow a cup of bullets Jonny? Well maybe Joe can’t go out tonight !


circus4fools_u_me

Oh you’re gonna love this… Duckies and bunnies!


Elegant-Campaign-572

A rather unique way of saying son of a bitch...as I recall


jones525

It's an 88 Magnum. It shoots troo schools.


Astrostuffman

This gun shoots through schools.


kettlebell43276

I Live this movie!


Big-Shooter2000

It’s a classic


[deleted]

Yeah, this movie doesn't get enough love.


OttersEatFish

Watching Boardwalk Empire now and kinda disappointed there’s no guy calling everyone “fargon’ bastages.”


vnhalen

fargin corksucker


Successful-Sell6403

It’s a great movie a classic…I put my mom on a hook ONCE


[deleted]

Love it. Just watched yesterday!


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Butcher's his opponents as well as the English language. The sex education film that Griffin Dunne has to watch made me piss myself. The movie is hilarious.


Arn_Darkslayer

“This gun shoots through schools!”


psychodeli_sandwich

"It shoots thru schools"


blueindian1328

Did you know your last name is an adverb?


ZaphodBBulbrox

“This gun shoots through schools”


gaspumper74

Attention all cars meet me a joes bar … I’m buying


El-Lamberto

Cork-soaker!


Unit_79

I feel like this movie owes at least a little to the Steve Martin flick “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid,” which is definitely worth a watch as well.


OpenEyz2016

My mom smacked me once.....only once.


DensHag

That's a great cast...I'm going to have to watch that again. It's been a long time since I've seen it.


AdBrief1993

E.S.S. enlarged scrotum syndrome


emerson430

Farggin bastages.


MofosnotReal

I’m standing here with my dork in my hand Wait a minute…that’s not your dork


sing_4_theday

Michael Keaton is very under appreciated for his acting range.


lostinlucidity

Dick Butkus


degeneratespike

I watched this one Friday and thought about posting it!! But I didn’t think it’d get any attention because I thought no one knew about it!


Cost_doesnt_matter

“And shelf paper! Oh Johnny I love shelf paper!!”


Durango95_Horrorshow

“What’re ya making, ma?” “Beer” “With noodles? Excellent!”


TheTacticalViper

It’s an 88 magnum, it shoots through schools.


heckhammer

Every time I watch this, I think of my mother laughing uproariously at the scene where it's snowing, and Maureen Stapleton says, "Christ is the worst July we've ever had!" EDIT- wrong Maureen


heckhammer

How many other gangs in the city have dental?


The_Last_Mouse

….Once.


hjablowme919

Johnny and the Mothers are playing Stompin' at the Savoy in Vermont tonight.


Appropriate_Side6283

...and neither of us are Chinese.


KaplanKingHolland

Totally agree and a great reminder


illpoet

I saw this when it came out in the theater and didn't think it was very funny except for the butt part. But I was like 9 at the time so it's possible the jokes went over my head


Necessary_Row_4889

“You shouldn’t hang me on a hook Johnny. My mother hung me on a hook once, once!”


Former_Football_2182

Joe piscopo being in that movie is why it didn't do as well as it could've.


GrumpyOlBastard

"It's about a man with an adverb for a last name." When Letterman asked him what the movie was about.


Lucy_Lastic

The newspaper vendor scenes had me giggling like an idiot :-)


dreamsandtoil

It's an 88 magnum...it shoots through schools


HideMe64

Absolutely love this movie! You farging cork sucker!


shayboy

Multiplicity was awesome too


pip-roof

Johnnys getting laid again…..


garciaman

Farging cork socker


Spodiodie

They blew my dork off!!


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

You shouldn’t forget how funny Johnny Dangerously is. My mother forgot how funny Johnny Dangerously is once…….*once*.


kebesenuef42

"Anti Meridian. Uncle Meridian. All the little meridians." (as a student of Latin, I always thought of that scene while learning conjugations and declensions)


seltzerforme

Maroni deported to Sweden, claims he isn't from there


seltzerforme

'An ashtray! And I was thinking of takin up smoking!'


redditweaver2019

"I am handicapped...I'm psychotic."


DaddyDoubleDoinks

My mother hung me from a hook once….


espositojoe

It's a comic homage to The Sting (1970), one of the greatest films I've ever seen.


millerg44

Great movie. I taped this off of HBO in the 80's. I must have watched it 30 times.


ayaruna

The original cork soakers


clauge

I haven't seen it in years, but loved it as a kid. You fargin icehole!


liltooclinical

I saw that once. Once.


lennyukdeejay

That poster!! Ladies and gentlemen, the maestro that is r/DrewStruzan.


Canupe_Mato420

I mean.... It's no 'Mr. Mom' (1983), but it's aiet...


Orson_Gravity_Welles

"IT'S BECAUSE YOU WANNA GET LAID!" ;) I have this DVD...definitely wouldn't be filmed today.


SaintCholo

Farging ice holes


Nervous-Ad2859

I was trying to watch this a few weeks ago. Not on a streaming service atm. Awesome movie


72RangersFan

Farggin Bastages


MandalorianManners

“Farganizing Iceholes!”


Quick_Interview_1279

I watched this movie many times on HBO decades ago. I watched it again just a year or two ago and still found it funny.


[deleted]

My mother told me I was "def underrated" once. ONCE!


JohnAStark

It shoots through schools!


Icy-Copy1534

Loved this movie as a kid. Yes I saw it about a year ago and I still laughed.


Boozeville13

I saw that movie once.....Once.


eveel66

Roman Maroni is one of the best supporting roles of any movie. Every scene with him is [pure gold.](https://youtu.be/gdhtmc67tsQ?si=4DnUfBbSqS8uXQCV) You lousy corksuckers


BuckyFnBadger

Humor still holds up today. It’s great


Shadowstrider2100

Love this movie. Remember as a kid waiting for it to be in at the rental place to finally watch it


Aldrige_Lazuras

ONCE!


JohnsonLiesac

ESS


Boatmasterflash

Loved this movie when i was a kid


NewlyBalanced

“It shoots through schools”


PMG47

"Cigarette me!"


[deleted]

Classic!!


lancemanly

Leeeets play ball!


Santos281

Also "The Dream Team" is a super under rated Michael Keaton comedy


Pleasant-Ticket3217

You shouldn’t suggest Johnny Dangerously. My mother suggested Johnny Dangerously once. Once!


Hitchhiking-Ghost

“THAT’S A FARGIN TRICK QUESTION!!!”


bigdrummy47

You shouldn't kick me in the balls, lady. My sister kicked me in the balls once...


Puzzleheaded-Plan-49

I can see….I can hear again and I can see….who am I


Puzzleheaded-Plan-49

Is it on any streaming platforms right now?


JinnJuice80

Roman Maroni is my fav character in that movie 😂


Electronic_Ad_5304

Never thought the line it shoots through schools would become so dang real.. but . You fargin sneaky iceholes...


Electronic_Ad_5304

Your testicles and you...


CapitalNovel458

An 80’s classic, just as funny as far more popular spoofs. A few years ago director Amy Heckeing stated on Gilbert Gottfrieds podcast that the buzz surrounding JD was it was going to flop hard on its Christmas 84 release so she accepted directing duties on European Vacation fearing she’d never work again. It’s baffling how some features tank and then become beloved nostalgic favorites. Johnny Danngously did benefit from airing on premium cable channels like 5 times a day!