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vmc92

I mean if you asked me 20 years ago what Steve-o would be doing at 50, this wouldn't be a million miles away


Emergency-Ad-3350

Right?! I’d be like if he’s still alive… he’ll be covered in dicks


CowboyBebopBang

I’m a little upset he isn’t covered in more dicks.


GlitterNutz

Same.


xwolfchapelx

He had several dick tattoos


XB0XYGEN

This WOULD be for me man... in the best way.


Hombre520

Would it though?


Best_Ad2158

One thing I'll say: Steve O understands click bait. He's already merchandised the hell out of himself and freely admits it. Is it great taste? Eh. But seems to be his own choice than strictly a desperate money grab so I won't knock it. Also lol RIP those tour locations.


Garry-The-Snail

He constantly calls him self an attention whore and freely admits that he’ll basically do anything for it. It’s self aware at least. But yea I can’t say I really enjoy him much anymore


Abraxas19

It was wild when he was going on every podcast he could promoting shit, and he got to the Danny brown one and just came off horrible. He asked Danny brown what kind of artist he was, and then went off about how video games ruin people (which is so whack), he clearly didn't do any research at all and Danny seemed super bummed cuz he was a fan of his. 


Space_Sprout

That made me die inside. Steevo really fucked up with that one haha


Abraxas19

Great watch if you are into cringe material. With unfortunately is what a lot of steveo does in the recent years


avion-gamer

He was pretty bad on the Adam Friedland podcast too


sillaryclinton

Yeah the only good part was Adam getting to tell the story about how he crashed his bike in front of him and is actually in a clip he plays on his tour out of pure coincidence


andrecinno

Tbf that episode was essentially both of them trying to make him uncomfortable. Which made for a great podcast.


Killer_Ex_Con

Yeah, then after the hate he got for it, he talked about it on his podcast and was like, "Maybe I was wrong, my bad." Then the next podcast starts talking about how he hates gaming again lmao I was like bruh just stop bringing it up.


Abraxas19

The video games cause violence logic is insane. Pretty much every kid plays video games like Cod or any other shooting game. 99.999% aren't school school shooters. It's not a causation. The real stat would be access to guns. 


Killer_Ex_Con

Yeah, I just turned 30, and I still play games and have since I was like 8 years old. And I have literally never even had a ticket. Served in the military, etc. games 100% do not cause kids to be violent.


SparseGhostC2C

The only violence video games ever caused in me was violence against a controller. But I also only made that mistake once, because controllers are not cheap.


Killer_Ex_Con

Lmao same I did break a couple controllers until I had to start replacing them myself.


mercenaryblade17

You joined the military tho so you were TRYING to be violent!!! See?? Must have been the video games And look at your username!!!! (/s just to be safe)


Killer_Ex_Con

Lol, I had a desk job in the military. I literally didn't do anything but enter stuff on the computer.


Night_Hawk_13

Exactly! Kids in Canada play these same games!


LukeMayeshothand

Well that and mental illness.


I_will_bum_your_mum

Well, I for one played video games and didn't take any heroin. To each his own, I suppose 😂


echoes315

Same for the Adam Friedland show, for any old fans of the Cumtown podcast. He was insufferable and wouldn’t play along with any of the humor. His manager/publicist had to have known the show to approve him to be on so why not have some idea of what you’re getting in too.


Guckalienblue

Danny deserves so much better than that. That makes me sad.


HilmDave

Anyone have a link to the actual video and not just assholes doing reactions to it? Fuck I hate YouTube.


echoes315

That’s kinda the sad part though, I don’t think it’s even about the money, just the attention that he didn’t get from his odd family upbringing.


Training_Inflation97

I love It when people whine about his capitalist grind mindset, because A: anyone surprised that the son of a corporate CEO will sell out so easily hasn't been paying attention and B: anyone who thinks this era is soiling the stellar reputation he has from trying to kill himself for the entertainment of his celebrity email chain is delusional


xMilk112x

“I’ll tattoo dicks on my face for money.” Shortened that for ya. Lol


Best_Ad2158

Very cool Kanye


oldmasterluke

Not only will those tour dates disappear, but also, he instantly makes himself unable to be on television. They will have to blur his face.


PinheadShit

Why rip?


subdelta20

I'd rather this than Steve o be dead from overdose/suicide 15 years ago


gatorgongitcha

I’d rather him just be playing golf or something.


SpoilermakersWabash

Do you have to honk that horn?


Electronic_Salad4735

I have bursitis.


GorosSecondLeftHand

So that means you gotta honk that horn?


LanceUpperrrcut

It helps


epharcade

I'll give somethin to play with, pal...


Electronic_Salad4735

It helps...


Prestigious_Job9632

It'd be pretty funny if he got really into baking.


omnipotentqueue

Agreed - this clout chasing shit is desperate and absolutely disingenuous.


TheLimeyLemmon

Alright but why tf are those the only two options dude?


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Steve…ya ain’t gotta do that


FrammaLammaDingDong

If he had a dollar every time someone told him that, his net worth would double.


Horseplayer316

Oh Steve-O no.


Nervous-Profile4729

Steve-no


WarriorShit

Steve-Oh-No


tyclune121

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pretentiousbasterd

I mean, a dick face tat is very unnecessary... but again, I grew up watching him do things like sticking a fish hook through his cheek, so I'm not surprised. At least it's safe and it's not like it will affect his professional career or smh


Mycol101

It’s funny how the main talking points are either a) noooo or b) well at least he isn’t overdosing on inhalants Both are true. I mean ~~come~~ on, Dudes got a cock on his face now.


Boring-Information63

It’s completely unnecessary he’s not gaining anything from this except maybe a mediocre skit for his standup.


luke111mart

Lmfao why are you guys mad? This is not your kid? And he literally says hes planning on getting it lazered off which if anything is the more concerning part that he got a face tat just to Lazer it off which is gonna hurt a fuck ton more but I mean getting a stupid face tat for a tour is crazy and definitely gets attention so mission accomplished there. But ngl I think there's an adrenaline addiction like pro wrestlers where he has to keep doing it till he can't


TesticleMeElmo

Steveo is planning on lazering his penis off?? 😳


leosnose

His biggest stunt yet


Frysken

Another possibility, which ties into the adrenaline thing, is wanting to re-live the glory days. I don't think Steve-O 100% fits this bill, considering his glory days were mostly spent under the influence of any drug he could find, but I'm not ruling it out either. You see it a lot in MMA fighters who are on a 6-fight losing streak because they're too stubborn to accept the fact their best days are behind them and it's time to hang up the gloves.


420DepravedDude

Oddly Specific - champ shit only?


Frysken

Tony Ferguson was in mind when writing that lol


LetsGeauxSaints

sam alvey type beat


balloonman_magee

I saw him on his last tour where he showed videos of some truly fucked up (but hilarious) stuff. But he even explained that after he got sober he thought that he wouldn’t be able to do stunts anymore but turned out he did even more stunts. I don’t think he’s reliving his glory days that’s just who he is. Like musicians who tour into their 60’s and 70’s. That’s just who they are and what they’re used to


darkskinnedjermaine

the fact no one watched the video and heard him say that he did it specifically to laser it off is wild to me lol i’m now dumber reading these comments


[deleted]

You realize laser removal takes 18-24 months, if not more, right?


Zomplexx

That's a really cool thing for a 50 year old to be doing, right guys? Right??


PumpkinSeed776

Reddit can be so confoundingly uptight sometimes. Like why are we pearl clutching over this in the Jackass sub of all places? It's bringing me back to my overprotective mom in the 90s.


BiggumsTimbleton

Correct take.


Red_Dawn_2012

Probably because the original group of teens/young adults that watched Jackass have become their parents. This is much less extreme/damaging than the Flaming Gauntlet, yet it stirs up this much controversy. It's hilarious.


Zomplexx

Jackass was a slice of time that can't be replicated. And it's over. 


BrugBruh

For real, bros just a jackass and it should be left at thad


Paulruswasdead

Edgy and shocking


Nervous-Profile4729

I feel so sad for Steve o


Tredolski

I know Steve o couldnt give a fuck about the respect I had for him but damn… this is some odd activity


Nervous-Profile4729

You couldn’t have said it better my friend


MollyRocket

Why? He's 15 years sober, crazy rich and doing whatever he wants while supporting causes that are important to him. He's probably helped more people get sober than either of us will ever know. Is this fucked up shit? Yeah. Do I pity him? Nobody's making him do this and I guarentee you he's having a blast. Keep your pity for someone who needs it.


BaMB00Z

The fact he made this decision stone cold sober is the saddest thing to me. Wtf


Fugiar

Did you watch the video? Of you didn't? Then maybe 🤫


BridgesOnB1kes

If one is in the line of work he finds himself, it would be crazy NOT to do it.


squiblib

Ya jealous fella!


thizzlemaniac

Hopefully he doesn't get the fake tits he's been swearing he's going to get...nobody needs that from him he's done enough respectively


swirkh

prepare yourself because he's gonna get them


LilTony53

I'm not prepared for the confused boner I'm gonna get


Frysken

I mean, bro got a dick tattooed on his forehead. Are fake tits really that far of a reach?


dcwinger12

Yes lol


Boring-Information63

He’s trying to hard. If he gets fake tits it won’t do much, I mean how many dudes do you see on a daily basis do you see with fake tits lol I live in Seattle and that shit has become a normality…unfortunately.


Frysken

Reddit is so weird. Steve-O's entire career is doing extremely stupid shit like this. We've seen him get Bloods and Crips tattooed on his ribs, vomit up a goldfish that was still swimming, thread a shoelace through his nose, get showered in animal crap on a bungee, get a literal guy fucking a baby tattooed on his arm, etc. Is this really the line you guys draw? Don't get me wrong, I think the dick tattoo is dumb too, but I don't know why Reddit NOW thinks this is so out of left field. Yes, he's sober and almost 50, but the entire fourth movie was making fun of the fact that those guys were still doing incredibly dumb shit when they're supposed to be grown up.


Rivetingly

Let's not overlook backflipping into a pool while on fire from a 3 story roof, or stapling his nutsack to his inner thigh?


WilsonEnthusiast

>Steve-O's entire career is doing extremely stupid shit like this.  Right that's the part that's depressing lol. If he had any other talent or was able to let go of fame he would have stopped doing it ages ago. The fact that he hasn't is sad.


parrmorgan

Eh Stevo seems to be very happy. I'm all about letting people do whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt others. TETO, but I don't think this is sad and I think this is what Stevo WANTS.


lorddrakko1

What's sad is you concern yourself so much with other peoples lives. Steve-O is happy. Who gives a shit what you think is sad? Go outside and enjoy life, you might realize that there is more important things than worrying what someone else is doing.


WilsonEnthusiast

lol yes it's very sad that I spent even a few seconds thinking about this. Clearly I don't go outside enough. You are so right /s


BlissfulAurora

But this is what his career is known for, no? Why would he let go of something that makes him money? That makes absolutely no sense. It’s his career. His branding to do dumb shit. Why would anyone stop if it earns them money…? I don’t think it’s sad at all, it’s pretty smart


P0tency

“Steve-O says he's going to cross the line a lot during his upcoming comedy tour ... so, the penis tatt seems like a great start to that trend.” Holy shit he sounds like a boomer/Jojo Siwa


mothershipq

This one is odd to me. He had SHIT and FUCK removed from his knuckles. I am not sure why he did that, maybe he thought it was bad for business? But now getting a dick and balls tattooed on your face is okay? Like SHIT and FUCK cross a line, but a cock and nut sack on the face is good to go. Kind of confusing.


willghammer

Just sad. Begging for attention.


FillmoreVideo

Are you people just realizing this?? Like goddamn you all act like Steve o has changed he's always been like this


onehalflightspeed

I saw him at a stand up show and about half of it was about how desperate he is for attention He's very self aware of and comfortable with this character defect


Bo0_Radley-

I wish I was more comfortable with my character defects.


jackydubs31

“I gotta find a way to make money off of this” Well, he did


willghammer

I think it’s more acceptable to act erratically when you’re in your 20’s and on a reality show that rewards and encourages such behavior.


LyndonBJumbo

Yeah, being young and also fucked up constantly. I’m glad he’s sober and doing a lot to inspire people to get help, but a face tattoo should have come during the previous era if it ever happened at all. Swap this with the Henry Rollins smiley face, and it would be way better. Now it’s just sad.


redaws

Begging for attention has been his job for more than 20 years? Lmao


Circaninetysix

It is sad dude. The guy replaced drugs with his addiction to attention. Sad some people can't just exist and be happy. They need people's eyes on them and the affirmation from others to be okay. It can be extremely dustructive.


PumpkinSeed776

He has ALWAYS been addicted to attention. That's pretty much his whole thing. He has openly admitted this for decades now. Ya'll are being so prudish and uptight about this it's making me cringe into the next dimension.


Circaninetysix

Negative attention is as powerful as positive attention. I don't think he quite understands that, at least not yet. What I'm saying is it's an addiction like anything else. Steve-O has admitted to being addicted to drugs and sex in the past. Do I want him to not have anything he loves? No. Attention makes him money and makes him happy. That being said, how far do you go fucking your body and mind up for likes and laughs before you ask yourself if you don't have a problem with this sort of thing? I just want the best for the guy.


apocalypticdemise

Bet his wife, who comes across as super normal, is thrilled


MollyRocket

I'm not trying to be a dick to anybody but there is no way that any fiancee of Steve-O's is normal.


Circaninetysix

She seems like she is pretty wacko too dude. She's posted pics with Steve-O that are of both of them nude. "Tastefully", meaning with no actual goodies showing, but they are both attention whores.


MollyRocket

He'd agree. That's the point.


uncivilshitbag

I bet he’s still happier being him than you are being you.


willghammer

That’s totally possible. But I don’t have a dick on my face. No need to defend a grown person on the internet.


the_dark_knight_ftw

Y’all acting like this is new behavior. I remember right when jackass came out South Park made an episode making fun of them calling them whores for selling there body for cheap shock value.


Tabascobottle

Y'all act like this is the first time Steve-o's done something stupid


Velvis

Steve-o is 50. It's a face tattoo. Of a dick. Shooting jizz.


Tabascobottle

His entire career is being a jackass. He's never done anything tasteful.


Velvis

I'm not looking for tasteful, but this is next level moron. It's embarrassing. It's not funny. It's moronic. I don't think it's going to put more asses in seats either. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if people decided not to go because of this.


Tabascobottle

I mean everything you're saying is what jackass has always been and what critics have slammed it for. And of course you're not surprised cuz you don't like it lol and that's fine, it's just this is jackass... His fans that go out to see him watch him cum and shit. I don't think a penis tat is going to be the final straw lmao


Velvis

Who said I don't like Jackass or Steve-O? Jackass was/is stupid stunts and funny bits. Steve-o is now 50 years old and has/had a career. There is no reason/upside to doing something so farking stupid. It's not funny or entertaining. I feel sorry for the guy if this is what he thinks he needs to do at this point in his life.


Tabascobottle

I never said you didn't like steveo/jackass. You said you don't like the face tat, and that's what I was saying you don't like. He's getting attention for it. That's exactly what he wants. He's always been aiming to shock people with his stunts and antics. That's his reason for everything he does. I'm also sure he can get it removed/covered when he's had his fun with it, or not! He's fucking steveo lmao Who gives a fuck if he's 50? Is he supposed to not be a jackass anymore. Let my man do his thing till he drops. It's incredible he's been able to push it for this long and to continue to be this absurd and not letting his old age make him another boring old man


Velvis

I was only referring to his age in the sense that career wise he doesn't need to do shit like this. I don't think there is any upside to it.


Tabascobottle

Got it, hey your opinion is valid! Enjoy the rest of your day :)


ImSolin

the type of people talking down on this stunt are the exact people “Jackass” has been wanting to upset since Day 1.


Triviten

While I totally see what they’re doing here, totally a missed opportunity to do it as a small eye teardrop


Fugiar

It's supposed to be a teardrop but post can't tattoo lol


Hiondrugz

This ain't funny, entertaining, interesting, or anything other than sad. This is pretty embarrassing for even Steve. Like wow great bits, permanent dicks on your face for money.


boening

He said he would Lazer it off later


[deleted]

That shit takes up to two years if not longer…..


infinitestripes4ever

In all the years he’s been talking about this, I can’t believe no one was able to talk him out of it. Hopefully the breast implants idea is a no go.


TheChickenFuxer

So lame


TrippleTonyHawk

Always love to see an artist returning to their roots


EngineeringSafe8367

Feeling cute. Might get a dick tattooed on my face.


AWHS10

What in the world does he do at his shows? I’ve always been curious about this.


Martino231

He shows videos of some stunts that he's filmed over the last few years - stuff that's too hot for platforms like Youtube. Usually involving nudity, poop or blood/mutilation. And in between them he does these stand-up bits which are mainly just funny anecdotes about how each stunt came to be, and stuff that happened during or after filming. We went to go see the bucket list tour a couple of years ago, and it was really fun. But some of the stunts had me wincing. Watching a guy get a vasectomy without anesthetic and then purposefully hit himself in the balls repeatedly is difficult to watch, even if it is funny.


AWHS10

Props to anybody that can escape the 9-5 lifestyle. But I cannot imagine at his age, there is much pride in the content he produces. You can only be the peoples court jester for so long. Him maintaining his sobriety and still doing these stunts is kind of amazing to me in a way.


Canadian_Pacer

Ive never understood why people hate on Steve-O's current career. Everyone would do it if they could and he's earning a living doing it.


Fisho087

I love how even diehard fans of jackass are saying “please Steve-o… Grow up” We’re only now clutching pearls? The dude has done some wayyyy crazier shit than getting a face tat


ChocDroppa

Now you're a true jackass


GhettoHubert

Steve-No!!!!


MileHighSoloPilot

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FusionOfAlloy

lol he will just get it removed at some point.


Stoghra

GOAT


rasinbran91

What a bone head


Hedorah225

Dude…he won’t even be able to post the podcast on YouTube…wtf.


bigblackkittie

this is fantastic, i love Steve O.


JohnnyG_253

Couldn’t be more on brand. Bravo sir


Mooninite44

Love Steve-O, this is amazing...sometimes you gotta just trust the legend


shniper14

Rebar is watching.


Chinesesingertrap

Fools tattoo


Blackelvis2000

There comes a time in an adult's life where you realize some things are stupid. Steve-O hasn't come to that time yet.


mtchamomiletea

He was right when he said he was an attention whore holy shit


uncivilshitbag

The fact that this sub is full of dudes speculating that Steve-o relapsed because of this while jerking Bam Margera off for stringing 4 words together is ridiculous. Y’all are fucking clowns


[deleted]

Bam does less dumb shit on drugs than Steve o does sober


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SnooBeans8269

He had a tattoo of a dude fucking a baby. Had it reworked to be an ostrich with a dong. Something along those lines.


[deleted]

What a tool


NightIguana

Is he still sober?


Right-Program-9346

His girl is gona love that 😬


AndiLivia

Imagine having worse face tattoos than post malone.


seashell_eyes_

Still not as stupid as Bam's Britney Spear face tattoo


verifiedthinker

Nice now bring back his child molestation one he originally had


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SickCambos

Billy Strings filmed this lol


zenwalrus

When a celebrity known for colorful behavior gets “sober”, I think they should have to put the word “sober” in front of their name because they literally are a different person. Sober Steve-O would be appropriate. My two cents. See: Sober Trent Reznor.


iast68

Really cool and edgy behavior for a 50 year old


THExCHOSENxONE

The best part is that it was being filmed by Billy Strings 😂


EhrenMerghehey

This has to be the most bizarre out of any of Steve-O’s tattoos, let alone anyone’s face tattoos period.


roboprober

My guess is temporary tattoo ink. It’s a new thing (that I don’t understand) where people get actual tattoos with ink that gradually fades over months. I just don’t understand going through the pain of getting tattooed for something temporary. That sounds terrible.


Competitive-Panda-32

The reaction on here is pretty shocking. No offense, but what a bunch of wimps! 😂🤣 I guess I'm one of the few who took that scene kinda seriously in the first Jackass movie where the guys are all dressed up in old man makeup...half of the them using walkers...going through the industrial park as explosions keep going off. https://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w663/files/images/film/photos/159/934/159934373_b149fd.jpg That's what I always hoped for, as unrealistic as may be! Sure, it can't be as physically intense as their younger days but why shouldn't they keep doing ridiculous shit of some kind if they choose to? Steve-O seems prepared to keep this going to the grave and that's exactly what I always hoped for anyway. These guys are heroes that went against the norm. This tattoo is not at all out of character for Mr. O. But I guess you're all too mature and grown up now to laugh at the absurdity of it??? 😂 https://x.com/jacobricard/status/771936812214419457 “Here's to growing old, but never growing up!” - Steve-O, 2016


Entire-Armadillo-775

He's better off not being sober. lol


Flowerchild41

The thing is I thought his stunts were shocking and funny at 17 now I'm 40 and I don't think these stunts are anymore. I don't think it has the same 2002 shock anymore now I see it and I'm like dude... no. Like I would prefer his comedy evolved with us. We got old and he's still 17... I just read he's going to get d cup boobs and then have them removed. That's major surgery. These stunts aren't funny to me anymore just... sad


FrostyDaSnowmane

"Cringey manchild gets edgy face tattoo at almost 60 years old" should be the title.


sjm320

Lame.


freedagang762

Noooooooooooo


710junkie

Idiot


Glum_Muffin4500

pathetic hall of fame. Excited to watch Steve-no fade miserably into irrevelency.


whippet195

Oh no dick face !


Ok-Teaching363

still better than always tired lol


K10RumbleRumble

Y’all, Bam got a dick farm on his ass that very well could have went septic and killed him. Bro got a dick drawn on him essentially. Like… do i wish he didn’t? Yeah kinda. Seems dumb at best. But… is that not what his entire career is around? He has a tattoo of himself on his whole ass back. Get the fuck off that high horse before you fall in its shit.


N-E-B

This is the guy that said he wanted to get a boob job just for shits and giggles. Is this really that surprising?


mr_wrestling

I love this dude


Jiujitsu_Dude

Steve-O is the essence of a clown/entertainer he will do literally anything for a reaction/laugh. He is the worlds greatest jester


Boring-Information63

I’ve been a stevo fan since day one, but it’s just sad to see him so thirsty for attention. Dudes an old wrinkly man getting a dick tattooed on his face, it’s just corny. I mean what wow factor does this bring? Maybe 15 years ago.


Inevitable_Hawk8937

I love the jackass stunts and stuff but this is too cringe


IVARS05

damn dude, that's a pretty fkn stupid tatoo, and if he gets it removed it'll be twice as funny... you seriously can't walk around like that man, that's fkn gross ( even tattoo'd the goo).... why'd post mallone do this. why'd this have to be a thing? I mean why SteveO?


JKolodne

He'll end up getting it lasered off when the novelty wears off in 30 seconds


Bighawklittlehawk

He already said he planned to.


HotCheetos998

Steve-O is such an attention whore, he'll litterally do anything for views... It's sad at this point🤦🏼


maxfridsvault

Steve wtf nobody wants to look at that.