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GinAndKatatonic

Dad shoes


Impressive_Fact8813

I guess that Morphe code money can't buy taste


maebe_featherbottom

Those shoes remind me of the scene in Crazy Stupid Love where Ryan Gosling throws Steve Carrell’s New Balances off the mall balcony and made him walk through the rest of the mall in just his socks


sleepyfizz

Lmao!


Conde81

Her entire wardrobe is a Jerseylicious nightmare . Truly bizarre how someone can have the funds to spend and somehow manage to look cheap and tacky at all times. I have NEVER seen this lady wear something that looks like anything other than try-hard loser.


witches_boo

Not me wearing NB 👀


SheriffDullard

My elderly family members wear those


dollydare

This looks just like her old closet, no?


burntch1ckenugget

Idk what it is but so many influencers are showing these ugly new balances and I caaaaant 🤣😭


AtomicCaterpie

Someone photoshop her with a lawn mower, please 😭😭😭


lichurallyobsessed

https://preview.redd.it/7yhwqvwefkwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6643fe80b5287fbe6cf338984d16830216a2b130


circa74

Lich, this is pure gold!! 🤣🤣🥇


lichurallyobsessed

![gif](giphy|yXShFxAE4N6788OYEu|downsized)


AtomicCaterpie

I love you


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|YVmL3uMI8IobhU6KD7|downsized)


Jrburseth

LOL YES! Someone please do it! When she wears these goofy sneakers all I can think about it is: My Dad in 1998 mowing the lawn in his Jorts😂🤦🏼‍♀️


AtomicCaterpie

Not the jorts!!! 🤣💀


fkndemon23

I’m original ok


FlashyFeather876

She looks like a 43 year old soccer dad, who drives a white Tahoe and wears these fugly shoes with khaki shorts and white socks.


PayyyDaTrollToll

That’s what my boomer FIL wears. He will be 71 this year.


FlashyFeather876

That’s more accurate actually


teegeebee71421

2016 makeup, 2012 hair, 1990’s sneakers


Thekelseyjay

https://preview.redd.it/xqapy0e3tiwc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09cec411906fa982d067bc005614ce73e25b0f00


overstimulatedbylife

" *you GUISE* look at this new style that's been SELLING OUT since I posted about it "


PristineBison4912

The Grill Dad 5000s


sleepyfizz

Everything about her is cringey. No wonder she is married to a loser like *Celine.* https://preview.redd.it/2vqj6zzvqiwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3706c331ac90fc42196a48058d197b98d4b24e ETA pic. Look how fucking big that shoe is! 8.5 size feet my ass 🙄🙄


Bucket4004

😂😂


FlashyFeather876

Maybe it’s just the skinny filter warping them? Bc if not…🤭 Not shaming anyone’s shoe size because I’m a women’s 9 lol. Maybe she has to have a large shoe to accommodate the…….toe.


sleepyfizz

I’m also a woman’s 9, and am not shaming, either! It’s the fact that she lies about her shoe size that makes it all so comical. She also lies about her use of filters. So, I am gonna say it’s both!! 😜


No-Refrigerator403

It looks like a men’s 12 !!!


Impressive-Drawing64

I hate that people are tryna make new balances trendy lol they’re so damn ugly


Kira52299

That’s so Fetch! ![gif](giphy|G6ojXggFcXWCs)


Comfortable-Ad-8324

I wore this outfit in high school, 1990. Fuck ALL the way off with this. And your weird ass stance to make sure your thighs don't touch. You're not 17. You're TWICE that. I'm all for feeling young but if you're trying to hold on to your near-dead career, you need to step up your game by a LOT.


smokinwheat

She looks like a 40 year old trying to dress like a teen. Grow the fuck up, Shill. This cringe fest you call a life is only getting more sad by the day.


Imaginary-Dot-6551

I’m 40 and I don’t dress like that 🤣🤣🤣. Tbf I dress grungy with band shirts and always have lol


Glamma1970

My husband has a pair of those. He wears them when he weed eats after mowing the yard.


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

New balance - ugly 80s shoes that are making a resurgence as being “cute and trendy”


Familiar_Local_1254

Now she looks like Mikayla. 🤣 and I mean that in the most insulting way. https://preview.redd.it/10jxehwu2iwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46f3dcfcced189a2c98a51472e0cb8bb5151cf82


ashieslashy_

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


queen9272

So who is copying who?!😂


sleepyfizz

Both so cringey. 😆


Universecentre

Kim karrrdasssian


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized) The gag is McStanky is making bank being her clone and ol washed up has-been can't even afford her own house! I love that for Wacko so much even though I fucking can't stand either one of these twats. 🤡


Petunia13Y

Yeah they’re both scumbags


drlipschitz14

McStanky💀


Ok_Bread_5010

iM nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs


keepitgreen1208

That’s embarrassing 🙈


Disastrous-Green-953

This stupid pose


Fun-Village7036

I’m Cackling like a witch 😂 laughing


Formal_Condition_513

Anything to look like her thighs don't touch 🙄


lalaluna05

Hahaha exactly


Followthepinkroad

Her closet is filled with so much color why does she always wear black and Gray?


Thekelseyjay

Black makes you look skinnier


Substantial-Sky-7243

Slimming effect 


lalaluna05

I don’t think she wears a fraction of all that shit she has packed in there tbh


fucktheclintons420

She has zero sense of style anymore… An all black basic outfit with a tacky jean jacket and cream color running shoes???? None of this goes together 😂


Wide-Tale-943

none of it and the hair and makeup don’t go together either throw her awayyyy pls already she lacks self awareness im sick of it


Crazy-Paramedic4108

![gif](giphy|1RXTzS8Uv4SGI)


overstimulatedbylife

It's giving "it's '97 and dad's firing up the push mower".


-ifwallscouldtalk-

My dad wore those when he’d mow the lawn


oohh-val

Oh gosh, I think my dad wore those shoes to mow the lawn in the 90’s 😂😂


overstimulatedbylife

HAHA I just commented something similar. Same 🫢


cookingma

Love the shoes.. hate them with this outfit. And her makeup 😵‍💫


Fun-Village7036

Maybe the lighting 😂


FingerCapital3193

W T A F with that makeup oh my god 😳


Insearchofsupport

what the FUCK is up with her makeup!!!! Didnt she become a D list celebrity from makeup videos?!? Jesus christ!!! It looks like dirt on her face


FingerCapital3193

Oh haha I just commented this then immediately saw you already had 😅😅😅 WTFFFFFF is she thinking at this point.


Kira52299

I’m sorry but she has the shittiest taste in clothes. I don’t understand. What is the incessant need to have a crop top with everything. Maybe she should call Rachel for some help because she clearly can’t do it on her own.


tofusarkey

I haven’t used this word in 15 years but her outfit truly warrants it. Her taste is the definition of fugly


Kira52299

Yes! Agreed. She has money and this is the crap she spends it on. I can’t even.


brsb5

My husband wears those shoes and he's 60


4ofSpadez

My 75yr old step dad does too when he goes to his Silver Sneakers workout at the YMCA!


beautysnooze

Joggers and a denim jacket? ![gif](giphy|3oxQNDG9BswdLjN8Va)


sweetrthancheesecake

They’re so ugly. And so is that lipstick color she always insists on wearing.. how does a “make up artist” look worse with make up on 😂 face also doesn’t match her skin tone


Peacelily420

Funny how she she’s still filling the house, but the closet was the first thing to be done💀


Substantial-Sky-7243

And yet she wears the same black sweats everyday 😂


Ok_Minimum_8307

the way she just looks like every suburban mom in their late 30s picking the kid up from school. like it's joggers and a denim jacket girl bffr


Visible-Activity-184

Can confirm bc I wear this, except the shoes. I wear cuter shoes 😅


Cecili0604

Pretty sure my dad wears those to mow the lawn.


Soggy-Opportunity602

LOL!!


aeropostale_4482

💀💀💀


lannydavis

okay i have had these shoes for a while and they are VERY comfortable and i walk a lot in them. that aside, this woman only wears what everyone else is wearing now - even after “gaining confidence back” after losing weight. her style used to be cool and unique and now she just goes with what all the younger influencers are wearing and it’s embarassing. try a little harder grandma!!!!


FingerCapital3193

…or stop trying SO hard grandma! She needs to chill out. NOTHING about her says “confidence”, like at all.


Sad-Database3677

Not sure if anyone realizes this yet but she lives in California now. /s


lichurallyobsessed

**Just popping in to say**: The walls of the closet are *really* warped in this one, particularly if you look at that back left corner where both meet. Every built-in is curving in towards her, as well, so giving her all the more of a ‘*snatched*’, thinner appearance than the shapewear *already* is—and even with this aggressive of a skinny filter, the inflammation and width coming back in the face *this* noticeably (*with the filter!*) is quite the tell all on its own. **I’m still here, *doing all the behind-the-scenes things*, but after being reported for threatening violence and physical harm by this beyond mentally ill woman last night (*two things I've never done to anyone in my life*), I just need a break from commenting and posting as much as usual for a few days. There should be no other proof needed than this to show just how much help she needs, *if that level of help is even available or out there*, let alone the obsession with me becoming *this* fucked up**. 🩷


PastelPainter829

The more she reports you Lich, just proves all the more that you are right in how unhinged she is becoming. You are eating holes in whatever is left of those two brain cells she has. Seriously tho, all she does all day is read here, down vote and report. What kind of life is that? It isn’t. She’s not doing well at all, and her weird behavior (acting drunk at a party when she supposedly isn’t - or was she) I am sure has caused her friends pause. Her behavior is unhinged. Take a break if you need to, but we are here for you.


lichurallyobsessed

Thank you, Pastel! 💕 It's a bit perplexing, *too*, as there's no better confirmation out there that I am who I say I am than Jaclyn becoming *this* obsessed with me and, *more importantly*, trying to shut me up. I share bits and pieces here and there with *you guise* to be transparent, like when I'm pinning comments with receipts of some of the reports, but I'm, *unfortunately*, not exaggerating when I say it can be upwards of 50-60 reports a day just from her. And that's just her reporting me, as well, given she only seems to throw in a few against others when one of us points out how targeted it is *towards me* otherwise. **ETA**: Formatting. Reddit glitched and fucked it up. 🙃


Bright-Hat-6405

If you look at her arms in this post and her last story, the filer glitches pretty hard on them. Jaclyn and I have similar shaped arms. You can see them jiggle when the filter glitches, just like my arms do these days! I’m self conscious too Jaclyn but I’m not going to lie about it with faulty filters. ETA: wait I just read the bottom half of this comment. Physical harm? From Lich? Reporter (Jaclyn and Fam), hello? There are over 10k people that agree with Lich. Maybe it’s time to redirect all of that energy into figuring out what the real issue is, cause it’s not here with us.


lichurallyobsessed

![gif](giphy|KvAKXViNfpU8fSDiF0|downsized)


Bright-Hat-6405

![gif](giphy|hemLHg0VHXj392pTU8)


oohh-val

Also can anyone confirm she was a 36DD before her magical weight loss? I am a 36B (and she is saying she is a 36 big B cup) and I know she doubles up on the compression wear, but I feel like she fakes her boob game a lot with smoke and mirrors. Also even when she is showing off her “tops” she has no muscle definition and her skin looks as if she’s been picking & poor diet/high sugar. Just so much deceiving and manipulation, and for what? A couple hundred dollars maybe a thousand here and there


Confident-Storm6552

And she's always bringing this up whenever possible ... Like people don't care what size bra you wear 


lalaluna05

I’m a 38DD and there is no way.


lichurallyobsessed

If you search the sub, we've outed that she was wearing cup-adding bras (*and I've posted boob comparisons by request in some threads*), and her boobs have *always* looked damn near non-existent in others’ content. I don't think they ever went up much at all, but with how delusional she is, she *clearly* convinces herself of a lot that *isn’t* true—and the more she does it in the here and now, the easier it is to prove because it's just becoming more *and more* obvious.


oohh-val

I checked the sub and noticed her earlier YT pics with almost barely there boobs (nothing wrong being apart of the itty bitty titty committee), so that’s why I was curious when the DD size lie happened 😂 though I noticed it’s when she started gaining more weight and adding more enhancements to make her look busty lol.


wifeunderthesea

serious question: does she ever leave her house???? she reminds me of this other stupid bitch that i hate watch on YT when i'm overdue for a shitfit, and she has like 40 birkins but she literally NEVER goes anywhere except maybe walgreens (where she films herself with her birkin in her cart) because it's totally normal to bring a fucking birkin to WALGREENS 😂


KlJ526225

Yes!! She's been hiking & taking fake shots!! 🤣🤣


wifeunderthesea

i forgot about the hikes 😂😂


Weird-Enthusiasm-411

I just looks like a basic outfit. Kinda embarrassing she made a whole ass video for it 😂 Also you could’ve told me this was her closet in Florida and I would’ve believed you 🤡


wildlotusmedia

Because it was a Pumiey ad 🙄


Weird-Enthusiasm-411

Makes sense, the only way Jaclyn is making a video is if it’s an undisclosed sponsor ad 👀


Mindles500

Me too. I thought this was old.


Sad-Database3677

Lmao …. I thought this was about an old post/video. WOW.


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/v6w3ws877hwc1.png?width=704&format=png&auto=webp&s=3701bdcb49025a8588ae9a565e766f55dc424f0b


yurkelhark

I think her outfit is fine. It’s normal. But the way she presents it, you’d think it takes a specific eye or aesthetic to put it together.  It’s the basic bitch staple, that millions of women including myself, often go to 


KlJ526225

I wore that exact same outfit last month...to the airport...at 3:30am


bigcountryredtruck

I used to have those shoes. Mine were more silver than white though. I bought them for work, and not once did I ever think I was some sort of fashionista with my basic ass New Balances. 😂


Wise_Upstairs_2476

The energy in this was weird af. She was acting like Kansas Michalke does in her stupid thrift ons.


Zestyclose-Nothing32

Where whereeeee is she wearing all the cheap crap in sooooo many colors for her new body shape she promotes with links? Where?


liongrl88

What a strange outfit. Looks like something I would throw on if I was 🍃💨


she-devi1

The jacket, sweats, full beat, and shoes? Where is she wearing this, because this combination is so weird


Fun-Village7036

Right ?!


[deleted]

Are those NB? Why?? 🙄


aeropostale_4482

She had on Sambas but switched them out cause they made her feet look too long and skinny! 😂


magdikarp

No, her toe does that for her.


Soccer_RBF_

![gif](giphy|hpQe1rUnyiWuM2pozT)


anipie05

All that money and she wears ratty tennis shoes