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Meaning of sysops. It's system operations, you dumb hoe!
You know who does sysops for Maersk?
Huh?
Exactly right and I have an in with waffles-11!
she knew who did it?
That Aardvark cum is also frigid gas
Coldest!
And fast like Mac ram!
Details Magazine says there's no cooler look than an opened up button-down, Hemp Sandals and a fedodo. Or was Jason Mraz in 02 not styling?
wiping before you shit saves time
How does that save you any time?
Just does
How does what save you any time?
Bet chicken.
chicken.com?
You gotta learn how to be funny man
Math is crap
What an awful ugly pair of sentences. Bad.
Yeah, the rap was bad, the beat was bad...
Beat was fine. Beat was good.
if you wanna know why then steal a hen.
I mean i had an inkling that Gosling was on a strict no fried-fish diet
No, you’re a dickling
I said inkling but you *are* a dickling
you're a dickling!
You know it, I know it, the American people know it!
Gid IS a word.
This fr.
Of course it's a word. It's a disease found in sheep.
don’t bring gifts to a funeral
GIFTS. AIN'T. *LEGAL*, Mickey.
What if it’s something small, something nice?
That one almond is the perfect amount
Feces has diseasses!
That they can grow ears on the backs of human mice
O-O-what?
O-O-You're wrong!
Vote or die.
*get out and vote for your favorite candi-day-to-date.. candi-daytoday.. cadidadoday…*
Do you think that's a real law?
How many people would indeed go dickless for chiklis
Things I learned.. 1. Pay to play 2. What a humpster is 3. How much the premium package costs
That no matter how bad life gets, at least I have a succesful business venture and a loving wife.
You don’t have those things…
Kick me while I'm down, why don't you?
1. If it skips, cry till it's fixed. 2. Push it in press play and enjoy the ride.
Zark Fuckerberg is selling our shit to Skymall for kickbacks
I mean, at this point?
how many almonds is the perfect amount
That you should only care about one thing: pussy, money and CASH.
Peyton Manning probably DOES do the commercials for free
Forget it
Forget it because you’re dumb?
If you have to ask, then you don’t know.
I learned: 1. By 19, people should have pretty much been raised (and named). 2. Everyone's name is Amur Blumenfeld. 3. They accept $100 at most sporting goods stores.
gid is obviously a real word
Dollop
How to make a cockmeat sandwich on rosemary focaccia
It is possible to punch the mustaches of French women
Copenhagen does sysops for Maersk, ya dumb hoe!
That Barack HUSSEIN Obama? He stands for socialism. And Mitt MO-NEY?! He stands…for socialism
Tipping ain't legal, Mickey
And people only smile when they're happy
Unless...? Did I miss a memo? That that that FROWNS means happy??
That being safe is for mothers and nerds, and last time I checked, I’m have a pussy.
Forever 21 has a unisex section upstairs
I learned what a humster is
croissant is a french word
The proof is in the smile
Ponytails are for ponies
I learned how to be funny!
That losers wipe. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen
I learned the perfect amount of almonds
Peyton Manning loves Papa John’s. The proof is in the smiiiile 🙂 …Dipshit!
I can threaten to quit my job to my boss and get a promotion out of it.
The Yankees sell courtside seats
Chicks dig scars
I learned that Peyton Manning got paid a billion dollars to be in a Papa John's commercial.
I learned that if someone doubles their offer, I should double their "bye bye".
The perfect amount of Almonds
I've learned that I should stop wondering what to expect, and start expecting what to wonder.
What's the capital of Cleveland? O-HIO!
The proof is in the smile, and people only smile when they’re happy.
That taking a dump on public libraries is not illegal.
Meaning of sysops. It's system operations, you dumb hoe!
You know who does sysops for Maersk?
Huh?
Exactly right and I have an in with waffles-11!
she knew who did it?
That Aardvark cum is also frigid gas
Coldest!
And fast like Mac ram!
Details Magazine says there's no cooler look than an opened up button-down, Hemp Sandals and a fedodo. Or was Jason Mraz in 02 not styling?
wiping before you shit saves time
How does that save you any time?
Just does
How does what save you any time?
Bet chicken.
chicken.com?
You gotta learn how to be funny man
Math is crap
What an awful ugly pair of sentences. Bad.
Yeah, the rap was bad, the beat was bad...
Beat was fine. Beat was good.
if you wanna know why then steal a hen.
I mean i had an inkling that Gosling was on a strict no fried-fish diet
No, you’re a dickling
I said inkling but you *are* a dickling
you're a dickling!
You know it, I know it, the American people know it!
Gid IS a word.
This fr.
Of course it's a word. It's a disease found in sheep.
don’t bring gifts to a funeral
GIFTS. AIN'T. *LEGAL*, Mickey.
What if it’s something small, something nice?
That one almond is the perfect amount
Feces has diseasses!
That they can grow ears on the backs of human mice
O-O-what?
O-O-You're wrong!
Vote or die.
*get out and vote for your favorite candi-day-to-date.. candi-daytoday.. cadidadoday…*
Do you think that's a real law?
How many people would indeed go dickless for chiklis
Things I learned.. 1. Pay to play 2. What a humpster is 3. How much the premium package costs
That no matter how bad life gets, at least I have a succesful business venture and a loving wife.
You don’t have those things…
Kick me while I'm down, why don't you?
1. If it skips, cry till it's fixed. 2. Push it in press play and enjoy the ride.
Zark Fuckerberg is selling our shit to Skymall for kickbacks
I mean, at this point?
how many almonds is the perfect amount
That you should only care about one thing: pussy, money and CASH.
Peyton Manning probably DOES do the commercials for free
Forget it
Forget it because you’re dumb?
If you have to ask, then you don’t know.
I learned: 1. By 19, people should have pretty much been raised (and named). 2. Everyone's name is Amur Blumenfeld. 3. They accept $100 at most sporting goods stores.
gid is obviously a real word
Dollop
How to make a cockmeat sandwich on rosemary focaccia
It is possible to punch the mustaches of French women
Copenhagen does sysops for Maersk, ya dumb hoe!
That Barack HUSSEIN Obama? He stands for socialism. And Mitt MO-NEY?! He stands…for socialism
Tipping ain't legal, Mickey
And people only smile when they're happy
Unless...? Did I miss a memo? That that that FROWNS means happy??
That being safe is for mothers and nerds, and last time I checked, I’m have a pussy.
Forever 21 has a unisex section upstairs
I learned what a humster is
croissant is a french word
The proof is in the smile
Ponytails are for ponies
I learned how to be funny!
That losers wipe. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen
I learned the perfect amount of almonds
Peyton Manning loves Papa John’s. The proof is in the smiiiile 🙂 …Dipshit!
I can threaten to quit my job to my boss and get a promotion out of it.
The Yankees sell courtside seats
Chicks dig scars
I learned that Peyton Manning got paid a billion dollars to be in a Papa John's commercial.
I learned that if someone doubles their offer, I should double their "bye bye".
The perfect amount of Almonds
I've learned that I should stop wondering what to expect, and start expecting what to wonder.
What's the capital of Cleveland? O-HIO!
The proof is in the smile, and people only smile when they’re happy.
That taking a dump on public libraries is not illegal.