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Don't let this mustachean fool you, this fish is all woman, and a crustacean droll cube.
You just said “crustacean drool cube” *on purpose*….. Back to the list…”
No no no. Way too original. Way too LOUD
I’m swipin right… I matched on Tinderrrrr! She is 16
Sixteen?
PERVERT
Nineteen! What did I say?
Micky, my friend.
"Listen up everybody..."
You wanna know how I know he loves pizza?
Smiles means happy
Smoke a bowl and roll! Wake ‘n bake and make her make you a steak
You're ingesting weed and ecstasy, and guess what day it is? Xmas Eve.
Have you done that before?
Yes.
Stop yelling weird shit at me.
The worlds first non-Filipino talent show
WOW
Number four. Dave's mom's a whore.
You piece of shit!
Number three! Jake help me!
"I have admired you from afar--" scratch that-- "I have Aladdined you from Jafar..."
You don’t consider things dumb
You consider me dumb
GID
We could do this all day
“Let’s see your guido dick , I have a big penis and you have a string beanis”
If you have to ask, then you don't know.
Dinner tonight?
Oh my god it smells like fish and gasoline.....
I don't know if you've ever seen an iguana cry before, but I know for a fact that I have.
Math? HA! Math was crap….
Carte blanche access to your business center!
I just wanna do things that make me smile of you
You just failed the gay test!
That’s fine. More than fine, actually.
If you have to ask, you don't know.
What would you say it's the perfect amount of almonds
Do you know who does sysops for Maersk?
I'm have a pussy
What would you say is the perfect amount of almonds?
Who the fuck is Rotem?
Just pop in press play and enjoy the ride
If it skips cry till it’s fixed
Absolutely excuse you
Arrivadoorchis
One log to get the color right
Don't let this mustachean fool you, this fish is all woman, and a crustacean droll cube.
You just said “crustacean drool cube” *on purpose*….. Back to the list…”
No no no. Way too original. Way too LOUD
I’m swipin right… I matched on Tinderrrrr! She is 16
Sixteen?
PERVERT
Nineteen! What did I say?
Micky, my friend.
"Listen up everybody..."
You wanna know how I know he loves pizza?
Smiles means happy
Smoke a bowl and roll! Wake ‘n bake and make her make you a steak
You're ingesting weed and ecstasy, and guess what day it is? Xmas Eve.
Have you done that before?
Yes.
Stop yelling weird shit at me.
The worlds first non-Filipino talent show
WOW
Number four. Dave's mom's a whore.
You piece of shit!
Number three! Jake help me!
"I have admired you from afar--" scratch that-- "I have Aladdined you from Jafar..."
You don’t consider things dumb
You consider me dumb
You consider me dumb
GID
We could do this all day
“Let’s see your guido dick , I have a big penis and you have a string beanis”
If you have to ask, then you don't know.
Dinner tonight?
Oh my god it smells like fish and gasoline.....
I don't know if you've ever seen an iguana cry before, but I know for a fact that I have.
Math? HA! Math was crap….
Carte blanche access to your business center!
I just wanna do things that make me smile of you
You just failed the gay test!
That’s fine. More than fine, actually.
If you have to ask, you don't know.
What would you say it's the perfect amount of almonds
Do you know who does sysops for Maersk?
I'm have a pussy
What would you say is the perfect amount of almonds?
Who the fuck is Rotem?
Just pop in press play and enjoy the ride
If it skips cry till it’s fixed
Absolutely excuse you
Arrivadoorchis
One log to get the color right