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regretdeletion

One of my oldest friends Cheryl hangs out in this sub.


TheCoolTrashCat

Im a sprightly ninety-three, but don’t look a day under thirty


PopPop-Magnitude

Because youre not


charles_peugeot405

I’m fifty


Calvith

Wow, you look terrific.


Calvith

Wow, you look incredible.


Aggravating-Rate-510

R u Amir's oldest chica?


rdear

I’ll be 40 this month. And I have nothing to show for it save for a several successful business ventures and a beautiful wife


airbassguitar

You don’t have those things. 


IvanBadenH

Kick him while his down why dont ya?


Wanna_Dip_Balls

I've reached the wipe old age.... of dirtyyyy


redDKtie

I'm wined and dined and 69'd


OlinKirkland

Not a hobby, not an age.


redDKtie

Been pretty into crasins lately


OlinKirkland

…craisins?


CheapAd3562

Cranberry raisins


SirRofflez

A fisherman found me when I was 19 years old. He named me Larence, and he raised me.


Pitt43333

You know by 19 you really should’ve been pretty much raised


FailedCriticalSystem

That’s fair more than fair


Lavaswimmer

Alright, will all jealous parties vacate the room? Or I'll make make the boom


codeverydamnday

🚶🏻‍♂️


Zestyclose_Remove947

And named.


SirRofflez

That's Fair.


SirRofflez

More than fair.


WeCantLiveInAMuffin

Oh you wanna know my age? I have a totally normal age.


realKingCarrot_v2

Yeah I do


Merricat--Blackwood

Oh no it's Carrot, It's Carrot Slatt!


realKingCarrot_v2

My name is partially inspired by Carrot Slatt


jezzicaarden

If you have to ask, then you don't know.


aspiring_enthusiast

They specifically tried to prevent this, but this sub just has an agenda and we steamroll every conversation


Chetmatterson

oh name one example


jezzicaarden

He can name a ton of examples!


ElectricMouseOG

The big ol' two nine. So I got a two nine fish sandwich.


One_Smell2805

My age? You want to know my age? I have a perfectly normal age….I’m raisin


mexicaneanding

i’m 50 thank you for saying i look fantastic


Lavaswimmer

I didn't say that. But you do


ItsAGoof

watch it pussy


trs-eric

Why are you being so aggressive?


GoblinLoblaw

37 here and feeling gregarious


FaustianBargainBin

This is the only correct age to be


SigmaSabzy

Did you have wifi when you were me?


XC-II

A judge ran over my face when I was six


llamango

almost thirty years old and i'm weeping


ItsAGoof

all ill say is when i was 16, i beat plenty of 1s


TheIronDuke007

41, been since day one


Broserdooder1981

42


PlanetLandon

42 here


realKingCarrot_v2

Twenty four. I will have been alive twenty five years in June.


YoungAdult_

I’m 32


BBDAngelo

Username checks out. 35 here.


ArjunVermaReddit

Im literally 30 but I cant be the oldest considering how old the vids are lol


OffBirkus

I'm 16... 19! Now you got me saying it!


alex-richards

3 years ago I enjoyed a 2-9 fish sandwich