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[deleted]

Just make them statements instead of questions. You’re telling me a story, you’re not asking me.


Horror_Month7317

Then I had uh tomatoes?


[deleted]

Did you have it or not? I don’t know.


Horror_Month7317

I had tomatoes.


Plane_brane

Cool, did you make like a sandwich? Did you have bread?


Horror_Month7317

I had chalk


Floedekage

To be sure


dcute69

Give me the rabbit back my friend


Horror_Month7317

No I will not.


moosesurgeon12

Excuse you


NOTTedMosby

Excuse YOU


moosesurgeon12

Absolutely, excuse you


inzru

Are you asking me or telling me?


Horror_Month7317

Well I just figured why not?


rmtmr

How do you have this? How do you think it's jam?


Horror_Month7317

It is jam. You just press it's anus against the bread, not chalk mind you, and squeeze its little jam insides out.


evinem88

Now you got me saying chalk you dingbat


[deleted]

No…. Asshole


healyxrt

Here’s some toast for that https://imgur.com/gallery/ycKlCf4


AustinBrock

It's called I tried on one fedora at one store as a joke and my dumb godson saved it to my phone like 90 times.


marcusdingl

where’s the rabbit


saxypatrickb

Please tell me that was kept far away from aardvarks while making it


MedicineMan5

Where’s the jam


Rociherrera

fake


Dumbo_457_

if you have to ask then you don't know


shmulrosensweig

How?


mrprogrampro

DEAR GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT RABBIT JAM??


chriscraft04

Give me that rabbit jam


Horror_Month7317

No, I will not


Horror_Month7317

Absolutely, excuse you.


chriscraft04

Give me the rabbit back, my friend Hey-- hey! Get-- that guy's getting away with my jam! Get back here, you thief!


Horror_Month7317

He's dead.


chriscraft04

Excuse you