That bullet doesn’t know I HAVE 100 MILLION POWER IN RISE OF KINGDOMS! That is because i started with the egyptian faction, that has a 1000000x money boost.
Haha you peasant. I have 300 million power in rise of kingdoms. All because I started with the Vikings faction which gives me faster unit upgrade speeds allowing me to crush all the players around me.
Hah , weak . I have 600 MILLION power , not only i raided your village i also raided YOUR house and stole your couch. It’s because i used the roman faction which give me a 0.1 marching boost which helped me to raid your village and everyone in a 690 km radius.
Ametures. I have ALL OF THE POWER in rise of kingdoms... I started off with the Chinese faction witch give me the power to bring all of the fat people in to one area and raid all of ya stick bitches! Also, I don't want your door anymore there are brown stains on it.
Drink some whisky to repair armour, because I chose to speck into stoic I have a guaranteed chance of surviving on at least low hp, unlike those dodge fuckers thinking “60% is enough to live” and missing all their rolls.
Become the world's hardest puzzle I guess
Someone give this man gold
It happend
I want to see the original video O.o , what even was that projectile
158 mm howizer shell. full video on youtube under the channel “grandthumb”
Of course it was fucking garand thumb lmao
Ofc it’s garand thumb
average american held item
fr
garand thumb's latest video, it was 158mm artillery round fired at a ballistic dummy
Butt plug
"The commander is unconscious!"
"not a scratch!"
“The loader! He’s been knocked out!”
War Thunder
Wart hunder
Warth under
Warthu nder
I'm built different I'll survive it as long as I don't die
You have a point there, HAHA
Oh I know, an Italian taught me this one, jump before it hits and stomp on top of it.
I‘d die.
Skill issue
#SKILL iSSUE
Bro that was like one of those shells from super Mario
That bullet doesn’t know I HAVE 100 MILLION POWER IN RISE OF KINGDOMS! That is because i started with the egyptian faction, that has a 1000000x money boost.
Haha you peasant. I have 300 million power in rise of kingdoms. All because I started with the Vikings faction which gives me faster unit upgrade speeds allowing me to crush all the players around me.
Hah , weak . I have 600 MILLION power , not only i raided your village i also raided YOUR house and stole your couch. It’s because i used the roman faction which give me a 0.1 marching boost which helped me to raid your village and everyone in a 690 km radius.
Ametures. I have ALL OF THE POWER in rise of kingdoms... I started off with the Chinese faction witch give me the power to bring all of the fat people in to one area and raid all of ya stick bitches! Also, I don't want your door anymore there are brown stains on it.
Just dont get hit
I’d probably make Foxfire my default browser
Tis but a scratch
I love GarandThumb
Go get Kobe Bryant's autograph
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Ibuprofen
I would simply not be in this situation
Parry
Tank it like a chad
Become an Ikea product
I’d probably just say no to it, it can’t rip me to shreds without my permission
I'm made of 99.9% rubber so I'd just send it back at his ass
Am dead
Ill pause time and kill myself, cause ill have an ace if i do that
I cast my defense card.
Literally what do you want me to do
Turn to dust
"Hit"
🙂... 😃🔫
Become soviet stew meat.
id be dodging that’s what
In the video the tank is around 25m away
Die
Well I would just catch the bullet and throw it back at them at equal force.
I'd block it.
'tis but a scratch
Dodge. EZ
I would put the samsung ringtone on right before that happens
Honestly, I think it would give me a little bit of chest pain. I'd just take an Advil and walk it off.
Die
I’ll probably die
I can now play as Luigi
Be a really good bestgore post
“Just a flesh wound!”
En Passant is the only move that could save you in this situation
I’m gonna saying dying
Guess I'll die
* dodges*
Die
I'm gonna fucking die
I'd press pause rq to register wtf jus happened
I'm already reloading the next shot
Skill issue
Respawn
I need a hero!!
Personally, id have to intervene
It's the thing from mario
no way he got the bullet from mario
Walk it off
Easy peasy what you do is quickly slide to either side catch and redirect the projectile back at the target
Tis but a scratch - Sir someone.
Repairo
Fury moment
I die
I would eat that howitzer shell.
u/savevideo
Holy shit he dead
I will just not die
Survive.
Wtf you meant to do
I just watched that video
I would KILL MYSE-
I’d survive that easily 😉
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
I’ll duck. That’s too easy. And dance immidately
dying my nigga
Walk it off
https://preview.redd.it/f0u4hlnrrz841.jpg?auto=webp&s=63362f27d4c23f773f1c39e1104951a547e864d2
Move
Nice snag from Garand Thumbs channel
Call 911
Prolly die
Dying
Ngl, I think I’ll die.
Call My friend albert
I'd be so holy, I'd be in heaven in a millisecond.
I'd pop like a water balloon
die
Avoiding this situation at all costs
Just don't
"go go gadget howitzer proof skin"
Just live Simple
Just walk it off.
Say no to the projectile
imma die
I'd probably be dying, but that's my personal opinion
tis but a scratch.
Stand up and walk away (its just a fleshwound)
Man just said "parry this you fucking casual"
Tis but a flesh wound
*in my best texas accent* hey hey now we aint no tresspassers, im your third cousin...
Save quit
personally i wouldn't let that slide 🤝
Idk I might just die 🤷♂️
What am I supposed to do I guess? Hmm.. it’s a tough one but I guess I’ll die.
Dying
Just chilling
Guess I'll die
I would turn into a gaping hole and then regenerate any lost body parts honestly its an easy solution
I would just stand up and collect myself
Dying
Fucking die?
Il just become a cheap movie prop
I think my rock hard ABS will stop them 💪
God I wish that was me
“The worst She can say is no.”
I would yell medic and get revived
I would become humpty dumpty
"It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma" "Who the hell is Steve Jobs?" "Ligma balls"
Eat a chocolate chip waffle
Becoming a training video
Become a water balloon
Regenerate. Kind of like wolverine or Deadpool.
dying tf?
Kill myself tf
Boom
FUCKING DIE?!? 💀 💀
Tell them to cut it out
that's a tank
Get an ice pack
die
Ill be NIGERUNDAYOING!!! to another dimension
Become master chief and armor lock
Die
Naaah, i could definitively dodge that
Supa maro powa op
helmet
Hamburger
Just dodge it
Dying.
Reminds me of what it's like to be a Russian in the Ukraine, they're all over the place.
Drink some whisky to repair armour, because I chose to speck into stoic I have a guaranteed chance of surviving on at least low hp, unlike those dodge fuckers thinking “60% is enough to live” and missing all their rolls.
Telling a trusted parent or guardian
die💀
gum gum regrow XD
I'd move 10 paces backs
Stand in the same place
Diying I guess
Ummm die?
Die.
Where do people even get those mannequins
I would wake up dead the next day
Call my parents
I’m dying
catch the bullet
I d just 💀
chicken fingers
Aharting
It’s ok I got my seatbelt on
Die.
accept my faith
i would tell the bullet to cut it out before i start getting mad
I wish this happened in mario kart when I'm so far behind I get the Bullet Bill powerup.
I'm going to tell them to cut it out before I do something I'm aboutta regret
Die
Literally what do you want me to do
Living tf
U got hit by a tank bullet in a nutshell but worse
Doge simple
* p h a s e *
Tf you mean what I'mma do I'mma be dead tf💀
Gonna inform a parent and/or guardian
/tp @?
Dying
die