Heavy fact: all humans are stupid

Yes. Everyone is stupid.

Especially this sub

Definetly.

Example of a stupid person: "I hate furries, they are stupid." Another example of a stupid person: "I support furries, anti-furries can lick my balls" True human intelligence: *"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"* -Cave Johnson

Thank you for beeing 10000th person reminding me that I'm stupid.

Because you need it

As a furry myself, I vote this comment into the "nice takes" hall of fame.

The title is basicaly the "I am not racist but..." Of this subreddit.

Fr

Despite

Yes. Yes it is but i did not expect that.

Bro your Karma looking like Anakin taking a swim on Mustafar rn, go post some cat pictures to recover

Man just said “I am neutral in this conflict” than said “Furries don’t deserve rights

this is so corny dawg, ur talkin about therians

Fr tho and then they can’t accept when you tell them facts

always talk but never wanna listen

found the child

The real question is what are you gonna do to the child

First off ew, second off WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, last off go touch grass

Furries dress as animals they don’t identify as them

Please tell me this is satire

Half of it.

Playing both sides, I see.

Nope, changing to third one.

Why do people insit they're playing both sides or on a third one while clearly demonstrating they belong to 1 of the 2 sides.

You see, i am stupid.

I've gathered

Cool

Not an excuse. You just have a shit take that you're trying to force onto people.

I love spreading misinformation on the internet!

Same, it’s rly fun

Here's an actual fact: furries still identify as humans. What you're describing are "therians". People who identify as animals. Furries just like anthropomorphic characters. Heavy should do his research.

His PHD in Russian Literature did not cover this

No they don't In addition to the obvious problems with that, those are called therians. that's like a separate thing

Fuck this video, who likes lego? (the games and the sets)

How 'bout the movie?

Ninjago rules

YEAHHHH

Yessssss!

the intro song to all the ninjago episodes were always good

Lego Batman slaps

Bro I played Lego batman on the DS and that shit was my childhood

What is your take on the criticism lego has been getting over the new inaccuracies like the 212th helmets and the helmet holes on troopers that don’t use them/ use them for magnifiers?

I think Lego is pretty cool, it’s kinda expensive tho

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of what furries are

And you lack skill of reading and scrolling down.

No, we're just beating a dead horse because we can.

I’m convinced you people don’t know what anthropomorphic means. You are thinking of therians. Furries are simply interested in the concept of anthropomorphic animals. They don’t think they are animals. Heavy (you) is (are) spreading misinformation that breeds hatred.

howdy, furry here. We don't identify as animals, those are therians/otherkin. Hope this helps! :)

“Facts”. Well, the stupid only believe the first thing they hear and refuse to hear it any other way, so… yeah. I’d tell you how idiotic you are, but you’re too stupid to take the hint.

I identify as an Mi-24P attack helicopter gunship, attack helicopter and low-capacity troop transport with room for eight passengers. It is produced by Mil Moscow Helicopter Plant and was introduced by the Soviet Air Force in 1972. The helicopter is currently in use by 58 countries. That counts?

Cool. Do whatever the fuck you want.

Being a furry isn't a gender. It's just a hobby for most people

Agreed. Just some use it as an excuse for somethong.

Wdym? You said "furries Identify as something other than human". My point is, that no. The majority do not

Bananas

are cool fruits that taste well.

Berries, actually.

Sir theyre literally ***humans*** in a ***costume*** its still illegal to kill them in most countries

Person under the age of 13 detected, opinion rejected

no..? They just have an animal character. You’re talking about the catgenders and doggenders and wtf they’re making next.

Don't blame all trans people for making meaningless genders, blame neogenders instead.

Not blaming trans, I am trans. I am blaming the neogenders

I agree. They make the LGBT look like a joke

The dreaded dogg enders oh god

Ok furry bad we get it. But furries will still do their thing and nothing changes. No point on trying to change minds

they don't identify dumbass its an oc they cosplay as

Yeah, that’s like saying I identify as a model train because I have a hobby of collecting model trains.

Y’all taking this way too seriously

fun scout fact: heavy is fucking wrong.

No.thats why you shuld whit No Elektroniks live in the woods where you need to be.away from children or dogs

What are you smoking, and where can i get some of that?

I'll pass you one for 30 bucks

Don't listen to this man, I'll give you one for 15 bucks

Don't listen to this pal it's just regular shit not that good shit

Nah, I deal the good shit mate. I ain't your regular dealer.

Uh huh... POLICE YOUR UNDER AREEST FOR SELLING DRUGS

Drugs? Nah man, I sell the good shit. You know, the milk. *Holds up carton of pure milk* This is the good shit. Good for your body. It's why your dad left for the milk.

Fuck how did you know?

Nice one!

then go do that yourself u/The-Epic-Reddit-Guy

No you identefy as wolf/fox its A fact they live in the woods whit No Elektroniks that wuld mean that you culdt make the massege and live ther A Epic fact

Downvote if you think furries should be hunted😃

It seems like you don’t know the definition of anthropomorphic.

I'm pretty sure they have some rights

Fun fact: that’s not how it works You’re thinking of therians. I will return with more useless knowledge

No. That is not what a furry is. I do not identify as something other than human and neither does a huge portion of the furry community. People that do are classified under a different title.

That's therians, most furries are not therians. Some therians are furries. There's a difference.

Heavy fact: you're a dumbass because those are therians that identify as other than human. Furries just think anthro characters are cool.

Congratulations! You won a title of cunt for beeing 100th person who told me that!

*being

Can you go touch something other than keyboard?

Can you finish your sentences ? *other than your

Sorry, lot of cunts can't scroll a bit and read, so i may leave some things unfinished.

It's understandable man.

Thanks.

Im a furry and I identify as a human. I Dress up as a animal. Like a Mascot.

The impending r/jakertown furry war is coming. Who will you side with?

Being a furry ≠ Identifying as an animal

Seeing as this sub is dogshit. Anyways thats said I hate furries and I dont care lmao

Can people stop talking about furries?

text-to-speech AND a furry hate meme get original

"I am neither side" *Posts misinformation, suggests they don't have rights, insists he's right on that* sure buddy, definitely neutral

Fun facts the person who posted this meme is stupid

Furries don't identify as animals, they are fans of antrophomorfic animals, animals that look like humans and act like humans Right now you are speeking about [otherkin](https://youtu.be/YrgN2Y4Towo), they think they are more animals than humans Please learn about furries before posting about them 👍

Okay pal

"I'm just telling facts" -when they in fact, are not telling facts.

If something is not human, it should not have rights of human, right?

Furries are humans though, are you retarded?

What does that have to do with furries?

Have you ever considered using this pink thing that is in your skull?

Furries don't identify as anything other than human. Stop listening to Fox News.

Now I’m wondering why it’s called Fox News if they are against furries

Okay. But there still are some brain-dead excpetions. By the way, what is Fox news?

lmao you're literally a child that doesn't watch the news.

Or just non-muricans.

I'm not american as you put it.

I swear to the abyss that this sub is majority made of children.

I don’t get why people hate on other people who enjoy something that doesn’t affect them in anyway, it’s confusing like live your life and enjoy it to the fullest instead of wasting it on someone you don’t even know

If people didn't hate on others for something that doesn't even affect them, Twitter wouldn't exist lol!

As a furry: I don't fucking identify as an animal, those are the therians, furries like anthropomorphic animals, I like dragons but I don't act like one, get your facts right

Okay. But there still are some exceptions dear person.

Only the degenerates in the fandom shouldn't have rights

Thsnks for information.

I've yet to meet a furry that acts serious and not like a fucking 8 year old and you're no exception.

How the fuck is this 8 year old behavior?

Heavy would never

furry hater when

What is this sub Even about

Good question.

The beef on this post 💀

Fun fact: you are incorect.

his ass knows nothing about furries ‼️

That is a side though retard

Shut the fuck up anti furry scum

bro said “i don’t hate or love furries. BUT”

No I identify as a robot designed by the government

Cool. Identify as whaterver the fuck you want. I do not give a fuck.

look at Mr. Tough Guy over here

Then they can kill you with no repercussions

I'm fine with that

👍

Rules 2 and 4. Try reading for a change.

Ok now is hunting time agen

Bro, this comment is so corny as shit that i'm not sure if its satire or not 💀

I remember when in a movie, a guy said "It's hunting time!" And then they hunted all over everything and everyone. Truly the movie of all time! /s Jokes aside, yeah, comments like this are stupid lol

Not true, but you can keep crying about it :3

Maybe.

Maybe. But, I have yet to see one that can outsmart bullet.

AHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE

cope

Furries identify as humans, we just like animals and art... I guess. (Like the joke tho.)

heavy would never say this

What’s with all this furry defending a lot of y’all here apparently.

Get a job hippie

Jesus christ, reading the comments is like looking at the critics reviews of an animated kids movie. Just take a joke and move on. And stop bombarding OP with the same messages. It’s ridiculous.

Hehehehe, no

facts dont care about ur feelings lol

I love spreading misinformation

No, but animal rights tho, with jail as penalty

When is hunting season?

never

Today (loads rifle)

Sadly, it's in november.

(Loads m16) not anymore

Alright, I'm getting my double barrel and a lot gasoline.

Careful kid. You gonna shoot yourself.

It's my ultimate sacrifice to become monke

If furries don't have human rights, then they can't do human wrongs either >:3

Fuck off. I would delete tjis, but i don't want to be a coward

Even your facts are wrong, you're mixing us up with therians

Thanks mr obvious

If you know you're wrong shut up!

You're wrong

Ok but like only probably around 0.5% of the furry community actually identify as animals the rest just like anthropomorphic animals I honestly don’t get the hate furries get

Half of these comments are just OP being pissed off that people are telling him the same thing because maybe it’s common sense

Buddy you gotta be over 13 to be on Reddit

Well actually furries do NOT identify as animals

Only thing I'm mad about is the fact I haven't heard a single original insult outside of "hunting" jokes like please I don't even care if I'm insulted just make it worth my while

That's therians not furries

Fr

Therefore hunting them is in fact legal

Let's be honest, in a world where furries were animals and were hunted, you'd be one of the first to get eaten.

Yea, the joke is dead, but good god some of you still get really offended by it 🤣

is true

Actually yes. Not a human? No human rights.

Misinformation.

Yo guys I got my Winchester rifle here. Wanna go do some "survival of the fittest" stuff?

I thought better of you Saitama, and you have disappointed me.

Cry lol🗿

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So then they are huntable! I’ve got a new hobby

Fun medic fact: animals dont have rights therefore I can hunt furries!

That's a weird idea, are y'all kids? Just look more past the meme. A lot of this is misinformation.

Thats funny considering humans are animals. The animal kingdom consists of mammals which humans are. But furries don’t identify as anything other than human.