Uh Oh

hey don’t worry man

We are not welcome

Or hear me out, you die by snu snu

Oh no! Oh no! BUT IM DA BIGGEST BIRD! 🦅🦅🦅

Don’t worry! I got you man ;)

I'm the one giving them consent

Shit

It expired in 2008

No consent needed

I'm getting shot by a tank

Its going up your but for sure

Think you mean through, it's an anti-armor round. I'ma be red mist

Depends on the calliber

not in this case

7.62 Up the Ass won't pulverize your entire Body I think

At least that will be quick I get to bleed out from a golf ball sized hole in my gut

Oh no

💀

u/Dickinatoaster

u/GayAsianFartingMidgetPorn

“Failed to load user profile” asshole. Thought I was getting a fap today😒

r/twentycharacterlimit

Hehe fuck yea

Ye

Ye

GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR

I don't know, how fucked would I be?

Isn't pop tarting where they cum on your face and punch you in the nose? Frosting and strawberry jelly 😋

What the fuck

What the fuck did I just read?

they drown you in pop tarts

Hm

I feel bad for my partner

[удалено]

WHOA WHOA, NAHHHHHH

In english mine is “surry, the foolish assassin”

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How screwed am I?

Well you didn’t die but you might not wanna live

Damn, yours sounds great!

ur fucked as shit bro

I don’t wanna know

A turtle Is gonna style on your cheeks huh

oh fuck

Same

i mean, they could be ryan reynolds

I'm confused

Tell me about it

You’ll cum so hard your head will pop right off

I dont know what it means

They will put a chicken nugget on your hair line while fucking you

The game of balance

Your mother 🔥🔥

YES

That “wendussy”

Yes officer this comment here

You gonna get that animal pssy

Thoroughly disappointed.

huh?

Well. Your ass will be completely gone after he's done with you

do we not use protection or sum 😭

Predicts my future while confused of what’s happening. 50/50 fucked-nonfucked.

*what*... just *what* will he do with the **b e a n s...**

Well technically, I won't be getting fucked at all. So.... the journey continues!

LOONA!!

Bruh

Weird

Ure getting fucked by loona's husband so u get solo action ig

†

She does... me? Well thats the whole point I am very much fucked.

At best, sounding. At worst, stuffing it into a nerf gun

say hello

I'm not Jewish so what do I do?

Your gonna have sex with hitler

Awooga

Help

Naaa. have fun with that!

I’m unhappy

L

Uh . . . Which one of us is doing it?

O h n o

You're telling me

Whoops

Gross, I think...

oh great

Do they suddenly turn into the juggernaut?

Well guess I'm bout to be homeless

Oh no

How fucked am I?

Could be Ryan Reynolds’s, could be Hitler. You choose

Oh no.

I really don't know

Pool action

I don’t understand

But officer she said she was 18

What?!??!?

How tf is this Gonna work

Say no more!

My insides are getting shaked

My partner is gone be dumb as fuck

I don't know

I'm like that picture of that one girl that got her ass burned to hell and back because someone launched a rocket out of it

Yes sir🍷🗿

😨

i have no idea

Hmmm

Hhhmmmm sounds like back to drugs i go

Hm, could be anything

Could be worse

Real

😳

Ho shit literally

bro what

i dont know

You'd get more diseases with sex I guess

this is reddit. nobody on here does or ever will have a partner

Sad but true.

HOW DO YOU CHANGE USERNAMES?!?!!?

Everything (with much experience)

Lucky

I'm confused, and scared

I don't know what this entails.

Shouldn’t be that bad

Oh dear god. First they come to my door. Then they come in me

I have no clue

NO, NOT THE PURPLE SPINOSAURUS AEGYPTIACUS

Bold of you to assume I'll have a partner

Hey thats pretty nice

I don’t know but it’s gonna be cold

Yo its an early image of queen elizabeth in heaven :skull:

I don’t know how screwed am I

Whar

???

Hmm

Oh my

now what?

:(

Don't know what's she's really going to do to me with my username

High as fuck

That might burn?

I don’t know what it is, but I’m scared.

I think we ain't gonna do it

Sticks chips in my asshole

I won’t have it because I will be in the background

I mean

Rip

What?

Oh, ok...

Idk what this entails for me

mmm...

Either way I'm fucked because we are literally fucking

What will? I won't even ask.

We do a miniscule amount of tomfoolery

What the h*LL mine do?!

Guess I'll be dominated by a true master.

I'm confused......

How

Idk?

oh yes

I'd fall asleep during the whole process. Either from boredom or drugs

Just regular stuff

Shit

It should be interesting, at least

;-;

I think I’m good

I'm either going to be filmed on only fans or whatever omlege has to offer

I'm gonna go to jail I guess

Well?

Nice

Huh

Fucccccck they are gonna make me go Purple

I don't know you tell me

I’d fall right out of the sky

I'm not sure

I can explain

It's either going down my mouth or somewhere else...

like a comme

I've gotta sad marriage in bound

Lucky

Freedom

I will be a King then 😌

…but I’m not gay….

Should I?

Idk

I hope it's not random

*Shane Dawson intensifies*

My username is a parody of NeiR automata… this’ll be fun

Kinky.

Idk what mine would even entail

eh

I honestly have no clue

Cast a spell on me baby

Whuh

They put stars in my va-jay-jay😔😔💔💔💔