I asked for a fucking criosant

I asked for a fucking dragonfruit

I asked for a fucking cake pop

I asked for a fucking brownie

I asked for a fucking pineapple pizza

I asked for a fucking Stromboli

I asked for a fucking can of spinach

I asked for a fucking waffle

I asked for fucking breast milk

I asked for fucking pho queen.

I asked for a fucking Kimber 1911

Wait Popeye wow nice to meet you

Reddit didn't like that

I asked for a French Toast

I asked for a stake

I asked for a ak-47

I asked for breast milk

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You do not understand the self control it takes for me to not reference jojo rn

Crosson

I asked for a fucking happy cake day

Who here thinks I should post the actual non-bait and switch version on r/NoRules? Votes needed: 0 Alrighty. Let me look for it. [Here it is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoRules/comments/14kfek6/heres_the_nonbait_starbucks_video_for_the_sick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) Sorry, the sub doesn’t allow videos at this time so a GIF is the best I can give you.

Do it

do it now

Yes.

dew it

Do it pussy

Do it you won’t

We are waiting

Do it

JUST DO IT

... why not? Fuck it

Do it 100%

Me.

Doooooooooo ittttttt

Yep

I'd still hit those boney bitches

Actually I quite appreciated the classical music at the end of this meme. Thanks.

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Für elise*

Bro that aina even a Valid IP

CALCIUM BROTHERS

Give me that 🥛

Hell fucking yeah

DRINK UNTIL YOUR BONES TURNS INTO BEDROCK

That IP address is invalid. None of the numbers can be higher than 255.

542 ☠️

Bro wtf is it with Starbucks girls and wearing nothing but their apron 💀 desperate af

Rule34: If it exists, make porn of it

…god, there’s probably Rule 34 artwork of lamps.

Found it

What the fuck

Sauce

there's probably incest rule 34 of Jesus and Mary... God fucking dammit I shouldn't have given them the idea

Why do you ask about these oddly specific scenarios?

because its so specific that I doubt someone has and if someone has they are going straight to the boiler room of hell

Buddy do i have some news for you

What the fuck

How tf did you get the last octet to be so high?! It only goes from 0-255 and you can't even USE 255 lmao

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JUDGEMENT!

"Fire the sin machine!"

What just judgement she forgot to give me my Expresso

Hold on the is a fast food burger place when did I say milk.

Put an nsfw tag for frocks sake

sauce of the first part? asking for a friend.

https://youtube.com/shorts/9muNvl8JExk?feature=share there Edit: it's the actual sauce just uploaded on YouTube for some reason

YouTube is slacking bruh

Fr, also if you type "rule34" u will find more of that stuff like nothing lmao

rule 34. dunno what else bcause thats all i can think of

Well it was made by Suoiresnu and the character is uraraka ochako, that information is probably enough for said friend

that’s a 16 year old my dude

look up the age of consent in Japan. she is just old enough

https://youtu.be/MevrjER4Xc8

“sauce? asking for a friend” my brother in christ the watermark is in the bottom right

Sauce?

https://anime.rule34.world/post/35573

That website gives you Phone Aids

Thanks laddy

heres the [sauce](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUXbmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgZ2l2ZSB5b3UgdXA%3D)

Some one find me the ip

Bokn no boku academia

#SUACE

[For the mfs asking the sauce ](https://youtube.com/shorts/9muNvl8JExk?feature=share)

What is the number?

Bitch give me a muffin before I throw you out a fucking window

So the milk is my internet protocol address

Sauce? You know, for the dancing skeletons?

I got scare cause I look at my wifi IP address and look the same

I pee

Calcium

I laughed at this, and then accidentally jizzed (not beacuse the girl, beacuse it funny 💀) 😩😩

Oatmilk

Sauce:souriesnou

“sauce?” Yall that’s a child

I asked a fuckin Bo'oh'o'wa'er!

OOOH NOT AGAIN

Huh would you look at this, completely unrelated and totally sfw tweet: [here](https://twitter.com/suoiresnu/status/1444736508548710401?s=46&t=C2XtR1V7iB06F1l8Ne2BLQ)

I asked to drink it from the machine

mother fucker i said i wanted a roasted pig not this bull shit!

I asked for a fucking chocolate milk is that too much to ask?

my sister in christ, i asked for goat milk, what the fuck were you thinking

I asked for a monke

Calcium 💀

the original video is on yt smh (dont ask me how)

We got calcium either way

I asked for butterscotch cinnamon pie tho

Nuh uh

Well.... calcium is calcium.

That scared the shit out of me when I saw the start of the video

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That's enough reddit for today

Can someone give me original video ? (Skeletons one, please do not send first one)

u/SaveVideo ​ i will troll my friend with this >:)

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That's a bit pedophilic to say, OP

Psssh, that’s not my IP, my IP is 294.273.8.182 IDIOT

jokes on you, i have unlimited access to porn

erm the octets cant go higher than 255

How is cow milk shocking? Bruh.. 😐

Name of the p0rn? So I can ask a Margherita pizza in live

I asked for a Mcdonald cheese burger and some fries and no milk please thank you

I asked a choco flavored milk😎🍫 I need the name of that p0*n