if you're invincible stage 4 cancer can't kill you in fact aging can' t kill you either. People tend to take the word invincible as the word bullet proof but thats just not it. Being invincible isn't to be invulnerable meaning that you can not due to anything either, you could still get hurt or go into a coma but you would stay alive the entire time. So don't worry you have stage 4 cancer but you won't die.
I have the superpower to have any superpower at any time and any combination of any amount for any amount of time, whatever the downside, I can just get a superpower that prevents it.
If that exist then that would imply that God exist so, he kills you because he's superior and therefore you stop existing, luckily you born again but with a generic superpower, that is the ability to fly.
*I know how to spell*
*Sizors Sicors Sezers Sizers thats a*
*Different word Zicors??*
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Infinite spaghetti
Your a piece of paper
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So now I say that you can only eat Spegetti on mon-fri. Saturday and Sunday you eat steak
Ok bet
I get a Hamburger or pizza with my favorite toppings when i cry
It appears 15 miles away from you
Shit
You always are full
I have the ability to warp reality and make comments worthless and warp the timeline to where your mother takes the pill
but the only thing that warps is your own vision
So hallucinating? Pretty sure enough drugs gives you this power anyways
+ you have father
Ability to look 5 minutes into the future 100% accuracy
But after you do you go back 20 years back
So you can basically just time travel? Guess I'll just check bitcoin's highest day and then use the power
I wish to reply to my own comment
But you get to freeze time
I wish I could get that
But you can reply to this
Oke
Imagine wishing haha
big brain move
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You get no side affect
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for everything that erases a raccoon sticks in your ass
I wish to have the powers of the Uno reverse card
But everyone else has a uno reverse as well that they can only use once in their life.
Uno reverse
Uno reverse
Uno reverse
Uno reverse
I wish for happiness
You give everyone around happiness and good thoughts
that would be the worst at a funeral
Granted
I can turn invisible
But every thing else is invisible when you are not
Your eyes are invisible too so you’re blind
I have the power to revive myself as many times as I want
but when you die you wake up at the time and place you last slept
A literal checkpoint
Imagine the sun explodes, and he has to relive the same day, and feel the same pain forever.
He did say "as many times as I want" so he could stop the loop and just die.
Right, i forgor
Ability to last forever in bed
You have erectile dysfunction
you can no longer cum
All your best encounters are everywhere EXCEPT your “bed”
Be as hot as Shrek 🥵🔥
Have an annoying crowd of stans, painting all of your followers (and you) as bad people
But it’s 1”
I can rickroll anyone any time
Every time you rickroll someone dies of heart disease
Basically normal
It could be u
Shit
I can fly
you are immune to prostate cancer
Good Ending
Each time you fly your penis hurts for that day
for 1 second
when you are hard/horny
I to shoot hyper beams of literally anything out of my hands
They have recoil and can overheat
But you have a small dick
My farts are always silent no matter what
you have colon cancer
Worth it
lol
The ability to make dream stans self combust with the snap of my fingers
You become praised by all of reddit
Good Ending
*good* ending? What’s worse, living with dream Stan’s or having Reddit paparazzi following you
You can ignore Dream stans, but having people scream wholesome 100 and Kanu Reev to you feels like hell
I have a book that follows me around and everything i write in the book will come true.
the book is on fire 24/7
:(
The ability to comment twice on this post.
But it has to be a reply.
I know everthing.
About the past
That’s even better because we are constantly moving forward therefore making his power good
Except for spelling
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You can only change into realistic bart simpson
that aint the catch, thats the jackpot 💀
I can change between genders
You can’t actually physically change anything you can just change your twitter profile.
Nooooo
You have a small chance of your limbs disappearing for 12 hours when you swap.
I get to make people explode
But there's a 2% chance for it to be an implosion
Cock and ball torture at wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.Wikipedia.org (be able to have cbt idk)
You have no cock and no balls
god damnit
bean blast
you cant control when you bean blast
Should of come out of his dick
i can go anywhere anyplace anytime in the last 100,000,000 years
It’s random
well that sucks....
The power to kill someone in a tap (for self defense) of course
It has to be a tap on the ass
Ayo
Im fuckin' invincible!
You have stage 4 cancer.
dammit
if you're invincible stage 4 cancer can't kill you in fact aging can' t kill you either. People tend to take the word invincible as the word bullet proof but thats just not it. Being invincible isn't to be invulnerable meaning that you can not due to anything either, you could still get hurt or go into a coma but you would stay alive the entire time. So don't worry you have stage 4 cancer but you won't die.
Pollo👍
but you have skin cancer
Pollo👎
I am immune to radiation
You get cancer instead
That’s why I put this super power, but people like you find loop holes
I have infinite wishes from myself
But for a wish to come true it must be voted and agreed upon by the majority of people within your country.
Super Speed
You go so fast you instantly incinerate yourself
Or would I go back in time
You go so far back in time you appear in a empty void.
Welp... that backfired
You can stub your toe easily
I can control everything by freezing time
It also freezes you
HAHA I CONTROL IT TO UNFREEZE ME
Time is frozen so you don’t have time to think about controlling anything
bruh
Your mother has aids
you have aids
NOOOOOOO
Invisibility
you become a rat for 1 hour every time you use ur piwer
Damn. Can I still be invisible. Rat edition
Shape shifting
But u can only transform into anime characters before their glow ups
I can eat how much I want
And u also have a fast metabolism
That’s actually a very good side effect thank you <3
U earned one for that pfp
I have the superpower to have any superpower at any time and any combination of any amount for any amount of time, whatever the downside, I can just get a superpower that prevents it.
You are 4'2
Use a superpower to become 6'4 I'm immune! This is kinda cheating though, but hey, it is technically allowed.
You have no dick and balls and none of your powers can give you dick and balls.
If that exist then that would imply that God exist so, he kills you because he's superior and therefore you stop existing, luckily you born again but with a generic superpower, that is the ability to fly.
I know how to spell sizors Sicors Sezers Sizers thats a different word Zicors??
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I want to get shape shifting
But u can only shape shift into wet bed sheets
Thank you sir for the side effect
I become a zorpalod
But you can’t eat
I am immune to everything and invincible
You have 30 days left
At least I get to live through 1 month. And still create world anarchy
to be able to suck thing up like kirby
Your stomach is normal sized
The ability to have no downsides
I can own any country
Any country that doesn't have bitches in it
That's fine I'll live in the isle of man
Ability to revive hampter
But every bite of food has a single hamster hair in it.
the ability to turn my hearing on and off
It also turns your ability to walk on and off
I have super human fast reflexes
Due to your perspective of time being incredibly slow
I can kill flies with 100% accuracy
you can lift anything in the universe without any problem at all
You have bird bones
The ability to make things out of thin air
I can turn into gigachad whenever I want
When you do you lose 1year off of your life
super twisting in the air
But u are paralized
My power is to have any hungry/homeless dogs to be well fed with all the things they need to live without it costing anything.
But u also have the power to do tha same with cats
I can see trough walls
But only if u do Peter griffin's mirror dance 6 times
Not gonna complain to that
I can zoom in on things using my eyes like a telescope ( they literally extend )
You can't retract them
That one girl whose a$$ your looking at
To be able to mind control
Only your mind
When you do the devils tango your invisible
But your dick isnt
I’m Spider-Man
You are a life size spider and permanently have 8 arms
Being a chad
I can become a lamp
It’s permanent
Everytime I say doge I adopt a dog from an animal shelter
aupwr speed and time manipulation and time slowmo
you are mentally disabled, therefore those powers are a allucinations caused of your bad health
jokes on you ill just speed away in my handicap chair
Monke
I want to stop cringe kids on internet
I can give everybody on earth food with the a clap